I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

Although he accepted Dazai's explanation, he never touched the bottle of "wine" that tasted no different from sugar water afterward. Nakaya was unwilling to do so. When he followed Dazai out of the wine shop, he reached out to pick up the wine on the table after struggling for two seconds. Carry a glass bottle with you.

Dazai watched it from the beginning to the end, the villain in his heart slapped the ground and laughed wildly, his face was calm, and he didn't stop it. He didn't worry at all that his god would think of this experience of being coaxed and ask him to settle accounts when he grew up.

On the contrary, he intends to put the bottle in a locked box for safe preservation, and add a freshness-preserving spell to ensure that the drink inside will still taste the original after many years. It is best to remind people of childhood memories after taking a sip.

——That's right, he just wanted to appreciate the angry expression of the grown-up Chuya when he relived the history of the black.

And the calculation in his mind at this moment is the same as many times before, and it has not been known by the middle school, so he has been alive and kicking up to now, living a chic and unrestrained life, has never learned a lesson, and is always ready to plan the next trick.

Of course, it’s still too early to say these things. Dazai is currently just taking Chuya for shopping, buying supplies that need to be supplemented or fancy products, and telling the merchants to send them outside the barrier of his own city.

He spends generously and generously, and spends small pieces of gold cast like running water, replacing them with clothes, ingredients, horses, even expensive celadon vases, gold and silver utensils, in addition to slender strips of white cloth, strong hemp rope and other strange things s things.

Nakaya woke up and went out for the first time. He didn't know much about money, so he didn't think Dazai's actions were special at first, but soon the people around him breathed one after another and more and more surprised eyes caught his attention. attention.

And then belatedly realize how conspicuous they are as a duo.

However, he looked up and found that Dazai looked as usual, still picking up goods with great interest, and was not disturbed by other people's attention at all. Influenced by his own artifact, he also tried his best to leave those people behind as a background board.

It is impossible to completely ignore it. For a warrior with keen senses, Chuya is always alert to the external environment, which seems to be his innate instinct.

Perhaps this situation will improve only when he grows up and can control his abilities well and easily judge the difference between killing intent, hostility and ordinary gaze.

Now-

"Excuse me, are you Huangba vomiting?"

Even before the other party made a sound, Zhong Zhong sensed the approach of a strange aura, took a quick step forward, opened the distance, and then turned around to look at the child who called him to stop him.

The steady-colored hunting clothes and small black hat are right on his body, coupled with his immature face and short stature, it makes people laugh, especially the child with a straight face like a small adult, as if he is trying to show his calmness, but his pair of The eyes that couldn't hide their curiosity still exposed his authenticity.

The above are all Dazai's opinions, and Chuka didn't think too much about it, after all, he himself is also dressed in the same way.

Therefore, he judged at a glance that the human being is also a god, and then deduced that the kind old man behind him was his divine weapon.

"What's the matter with you?" Chuya paused, imitating the way people greeted on the road, and added a little rusty, "This sir."

Dazai couldn't help laughing, but before Chuya looked over in doubt, he quickly restrained his expression and dealt with it as if nothing had happened, but when he looked up, he saw the old man's artifact looking at him faintly. With disapproval, it seems to condemn his irresponsibility.

Dazai, who has always been thick-skinned, naturally ignores the past.

On the other side, the dialogue between the two infant gods continued.

The eyes of the strange god who received the response suddenly became happy. Although everyone could see that he was trying his best to maintain his majesty, his tone of voice was full of joy.

"It's our first meeting, I'm Ebisu!" The boy introduced himself, "Yan Mi said that you are the best... The previous generation Ebisu and you are good friends. After many years, the old friend returns. Say hello."

After Ebisu finished speaking, he looked at Chuya urgently.Chuya reacted for a second, feeling that he seemed to be expecting something from him.

But before answering, Zhong also noticed another thing - this well-known god of wealth said eight "up" in a row, which means that Yebisu has undergone eight generations of replacements during his sleeping thousand years. Each of them has only been in power for more than a hundred years, and it is not even as long as some healthy human beings.

Although the common sense is lacking, the knowledge related to the gods has really been made up in the past few days after waking up, so it is clear that this situation is not normal, but this question is not something that strangers should ask when they meet for the first time. So he just froze for a moment, then nodded politely.

"It's the first time we met, I'm Huangbatu." Zhong also reported his priesthood, but didn't tell his real name, but most gods were born corresponding to their priesthood, and priesthood is their real name, so he couldn't make a mistake in introducing him like this.

Frankly speaking, he was baffled by this old friend who suddenly appeared as a god and claimed to be Huangbatu. He didn't turn around and leave because Dazai didn't refute it.

Except for the artifact that signed a contract with him, Chuya has reservations about everything in the world—this seems to be the same experience passed down by the previous generation, Huangbatu.

Ebisu didn't know what he was thinking, but felt that the achievement of "greeting an old friend" would not be in vain today, and he didn't care too much about other abnormalities when he was satisfied.

"Lord Ebisu, the time is coming soon." Yan Mi respectfully reminded, "You still have to meet with the Grand Master, don't make him wait too long."

"I see." Ebisu responded, waved his hand and said goodbye, took two steps and then turned around and asked, "If I'm free, can I come to your house to play with you?"

Zhong Ye was caught off guard when he heard this kind of request, and didn't know how to answer it for a while, but fortunately, Yan Qi made a sound in time to relieve his embarrassment.

"Master Ebisu is welcome to visit us anytime," Dazai, who had been silent all this time, spoke for the first time, and looked at Ebisu with a smile on his face - Yan Ya behind him. I only understand the information, "But before that, you'd better get the necessary information from your artifact first, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you if something happens."

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On the way back, Chuya thought about it and was still puzzled. He was not a character who is good at patience, so he simply asked directly: "Hey, Yandao, what do you mean by what you said to Ebisu?"

"That's just a necessary procedure." Dazai explained lightly, "You can see that Ebisu has just completed the upgrade just like you, right? The new gods are very fragile, and their divine power has not changed, but knowledge, The experience has to be restarted from the beginning, and it is easy to be taken advantage of by monsters."

"In this period, unless the relationship has been very good and trustworthy-for Ebisu, the other six of the Seven Lucky Gods, they would not visit other people's homes by default. Chuya fell asleep for a thousand years, and Ebisu also fell asleep many times during this period. In the new generation, we have long been estranged from him, so I would like to remind you to avoid suspicion."

"If he insists on coming after listening to the explanation of the artifact, we have nothing to do with it if something goes wrong."

What he said was really cold-blooded, but Chuya didn't feel much discomfort except for a slight frown, probably because he knew Dazai's nature subconsciously.

Compared with caring about unfamiliar gods, he cared more about: "Speaking of that artifact...does he have a problem with you? When I was talking to Ebisu, he kept staring at you closely and kept his right hand. The 'line' gesture can be used at any time."

As a top warrior who is good at fighting, Chuya is more sensitive to hostility, especially at present, he can't filter out "negative emotions aimed at himself", and the target of releasing hostility is standing in front of him, so he can't ignore it.

Just because he was sure of this, he didn't quite understand: "Let's not talk about the friendship between the previous generation Huangbatu and Ebisu. You mentioned that you proposed to Ebisu to plan Wanwu, which means that you and Ebisu have been in contact for a long time. Why is his artifact so wary of you? Have you done anything to him or that artifact?"

Although it sounded like he was questioning, in fact, he was just blurting out what was in his heart—for some reason, this was the first time he encountered such a thing, but he had no doubts in Dazai's ability to make things happen, and he was quite sure that Dazai would not suffer, so The other party's attitude can only be attributed to what Dazai did.

"You observe carefully," Dazai praised, and then said with a smile, "But I really didn't do anything."

Zhong also showed a skeptical expression, not sure whether he should believe in his subconscious intuition or the nonsense of the artifact.

But soon he found that he didn't have to worry about it, because the artifact thoughtfully helped him make the choice.

"Actually, Yan Mi's reaction is understandable. How can I say that I was also the chief culprit who caused the two gods to fall to heaven in 560 thousands of years ago?"

Hearing such a brutal deed at first, Nakaya stepped on the ground and almost performed a flat fall on the spot, but with his excellent physical fitness, he quickly regained his balance, turned his head and looked at his artifact with a new look.

Dazai seemed unaware of the change in his eyes, and said with a reserved face: "Except for Ebisu who has just been replaced, there is not a god in the entire Takamahara who does not know my name, and the sacred weapon that is valued by the master has also heard about it. Isn't it natural to be afraid and vigilant?"

"That is to say, the owner of Wanwu's store and the customers who are responsible for purchasing are artifacts that have no presence in the owner's place. I have never heard of my name. Otherwise, when I went shopping before, Zhongye would have personally experienced the entire commercial street. From the buzzing of people to the chilling silence, there is only one feeling in the middle."

Chuya listened in admiration to Dazai's boastful tone, and the admiration that had been aroused turned into disgust, and he couldn't help attacking: "What's there to be proud of? As my divine weapon, I'm not good at fighting. , playing tricks and tricks to plot against others, the attributes of Huangbatu have become strange!"

After all, he is clearly the God of War.

Dazai comforted him considerately: "Don't worry, look at your current size, and think about Ebisu who has also just been replaced, you should be able to understand that Huang Ba's vomit's attributes have long been wrong, right?"

"Little dwarf."

The author has something to say: Ebisu looked ten years old when he was first replaced, and seven years old in the setting here, because the main body was broken, although Dazai tried to revive him, but there are still some sequelae.

Then there is the issue of currency. At this time, the human world is in the Heian era, and the official history does not use the small sentence, but I am too lazy to research, so let me treat it as a synthesis of Touken Ranbu.Then there's Ebisu... It's definitely OOC compared to Noragami's original work, so this is a parallel world.

感谢在2020-02-1823:57:00~2020-02-1910:46:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 70 bottles of Glaze Xiaoyu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!