I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

"Excuse me, are you two guests from this world?"

Just before Dazai Xian's long hair, a calm voice sounded nearby.

His eyes lit up immediately, he jumped up from the ground, and replied repeatedly: "That's right, the little dwarf over there and I are the distinguished guests you are going to meet. If you want to treat me well, please help me find someone who is willing to share with me." The female ghost lady who died in love together will be killed by me when she kills me..."

Unauthorizedly elevating his status to the level of "VIP", and then unscrupulously making ridiculous requests, Zhong didn't know whether this bastard had other plans or simply exposed his nature, he only knew what he should do at this time.

With a bang, Chuya punched Dazai's face with his fist expressionlessly, stopping the guy's nonsense, and then turned his head as if nothing had happened and had a polite conversation with the ghost who came all the way.

It can be seen that the assistant officer was really busy before. After all, the mace in the other party's hand was stained with blood, and blood that had not been completely coagulated was dripping down. It must have been through a big battle, and even the weapon was missing when he got the news. I came here in a hurry before I could wipe it off.

"I see, are you a newly promoted human god?" Ghost Lantern is not interested in the question of how a mere human being obtains a godhead. He is curious about another point. But including me, the residents here feel that you are very kind, and it seems that you have other hidden secrets."

However, as the first assistant officer under the throne of Yan Mo, there is no need to question the professionalism of Gui Deng. He saw that Zhong was obviously unwilling to talk about this matter, so he changed the subject naturally: "Due to dealing with the commotion in Huangquan Kingdom these days, , I have never had time to meet you, in order to make up for our mistakes, we have prepared a reception for you, please appreciate it."

"It's not difficult for you to meet Izanami. In fact, we also hope to get your help. If you agree to help, I will personally take you to find that lord."

After finishing speaking, Ghost Lamp paused, glanced at Dazai who was rubbing the wound on his face, and a cold light flashed in his eyes—this guy's frivolous words and deeds reminded him of that idiot beast in Taoyuan Township, Deliberately ignoring is already the result of restraining anger, and saying a few more ghost lights is afraid that I can't help hitting people, but that will make the guests misunderstand their hellish hospitality habits.

Now out of courtesy, Ghost Lantern said coldly: "You two, please come with me."

Sitting on the oboro car and flying to the destination, Dazai whispered in Nakaya's ear, "I think this Ghost Lantern doesn't like me very much."

"Didn't you know it a long time ago? None of the ghosts and gods in hell are willing to approach you. Isn't the attitude of the ghost lamp towards you normal?" Nakaya was influenced by Dazai, and he couldn't help lowering his voice like him.

"It's too much for Chuya to say that." Dazai showed a pretended aggrieved expression, and rubbed Chuya away in disgust.

"Be normal and speak up." Zhong also couldn't hide his dislike on his face.

"I think his eyes are different from the fear of other ghosts. It's because he thought of other old people who impressed him deeply, and he took his anger on me. So I was wondering if I could take advantage of this, and let him take us to find Yi Xie directly. Namei, there is no need to agree to his conditions."

"...Don't go too far." Nakaya looked into Dazai's sly eyes speechlessly, and with such a long time of familiarity, he recognized that he was not joking, but really playing tricks, and couldn't help feeling a headache.

"I think this assistant officer is a good person. If you can trade normally, it's best not to cause trouble." Zhongya persuaded patiently, and then saw Dazai perfunctorily "hmm" twice, still staring at the ghost lamp intently, with an expression on his face. Nothing has changed, so you know he didn't listen at all.

Nakaya let out a "tsk", stretched out his right arm and hooked Dazai's neck on his shoulder, raised his hand and turned the guy's head to his side, forcing him to look at him, and said word by word: " Don't make trouble, do you understand?"

If it is the goal that the two want to achieve together, Chu doesn't mind following Dazai's arrangement, because he knows that a partner who is good at thinking can always come up with the optimal solution under the current predicament, and this mode of division of labor and cooperation is the most effective.

But this time the matter is likely to only involve himself, and the ghost lamp obviously regards Dazai as a vassal of him, a human god, so the help he asks for has nothing to do with Dazai.Since it was his own business, Chuya felt that it was reasonable for him to refuse Dazai's meddling.

In fact, Chu also felt that Dazai's desire to control was too strong. As long as this guy wanted to interfere in every aspect of his own affairs, many times the effect displayed would have exceeded the limit if evaluated by the standards of the underworld.

Chu also didn't want to become a silk puppet in the hands of this vile mackerel, so he just took this opportunity to declare his bottom line - he made a decision not to allow Dazai to intervene on his own initiative.

Dazai was pinched on the cheek by him, unable to open his mouth or shake his head, and finally realized clearly that his partner did not leave a second option at all.

He blinked, feeling that this feeling was a bit novel, and it was rare for Zhong to be so firm, it was not impossible to give up the chance of this game, so he nodded obediently.

Of course, the surface is still very reluctant.

The ghost lamp sitting on the opposite side of the carriage took into account the series of interactions between the two of them. After the exchange between the two came to an end, he said to Zhong Ye: "You are really tolerant of your envoy, but such gentle educational methods are sometimes difficult to achieve. Effect, do you want me to recommend some methods to you? After the management method was innovated and promoted in hell 800 years ago, the work efficiency of the jailers has increased by [-]%, and since then, there have been very few requests for salary increases. "

No wonder he regarded Dazai as Chuya's envoy. After all, Dazai put his soul fragments on Chuya for nearly a month, and only took them back five days ago. The eyes of hell ghosts and gods are as conspicuous as lights against a black background.

Therefore, from the perspective of Ghost Lamp, Chuya is full of that human aura. It is not an exaggeration to say that he can control the life and death of the other party, but Dazai has nothing on him. The master-slave relationship is very obvious.

Chuya was still puzzled by the ghost lamp's words, so Dazai responded, "Ah, what the ghost lamp is talking about is throwing the jailers with poor performance to experience the punishment with the prisoners? The boundary between the yang world and hell, let them watch their colleagues happily travel to the human world? It doesn’t work for me at all.”

Is it really worthy of being a ghost?While listening to Dazai's words, Chuya twitched the corners of his mouth in his heart. He didn't doubt whether what Dazai said was true or not. Even if the bastard mackerel had all kinds of shortcomings, when it comes to using his brain to play tricks, it's not an exaggeration to say I have never seen anyone who can stand shoulder to shoulder with him and can successfully hide secrets in front of him.

Three days is enough for him to figure out the management mode of hell.

On the other hand, the ghost lamp on the opposite side was not angry when he heard Dazai's almost provocative speech. Instead, he took out a pen and paper with great interest, and humbly asked Dazai for advice: "It seems that our management still has room for improvement. Then you What do you think we should do?"

"I think it should be..." It was rare for someone to discuss this with him, and Dazai suddenly became excited, and even leaned forward when he talked about the excitement.

From Zhongye's point of view, this guy's mouth is full of nonsense, whether it is a bloody punishment that should be silenced when he speaks out, or a trap full of "Dazai-style" evil tastes, it is impossible to realize it.

However, what shocked him was that the assistant officer who was "not bad" in his eyes actually listened seriously, nodded from time to time, wrote a few notes in the notebook, and even showed a sudden realization expression.

It's rare for Zhong to doubt his own judgment—is it really okay for a guy who can have a good chat with the Prime Minister?

After the car arrived at the station, Ghost Lamp had no choice but to put away the pen and paper, Zhong also swore that he could see a hint of unsatisfactory intentions from the expressionless face of the assistant officer.

"It seems that I misunderstood you before." After such a short ten-minute exchange, Ghost Lantern's attitude towards Dazai has been turned upside down. He looked at Dazai with a little more kindness, and even took the initiative to invite, "You die!" Would you like to come to hell to take up a job after you fall? After all, it is impossible to go to the kingdom of heaven just by looking at you."

Zhong Ye listened to it and felt that these two sentences were full of flaws - so the way you hell express your kindness is to curse the other party to die early?And what's that last sentence?Pricking each other's heart as if nothing had happened...

Of course, Dazai didn’t care about it, not only that, but he also resisted the offer from hell ghosts and gods: “Impossible, after I die, I have to reincarnate as quickly as possible to welcome a new life—while alive If I work in this world, I will have to work for others in hell, so why should I die?"

...As expected, it was Dazai's answer.

"Is that so?" Ghost Lantern was a little regretful, but he didn't force it, "Forget it, everyone has his own ambitions, so I hope you make fewer mistakes in this world, otherwise you will have to be punished before you can reincarnate after coming to hell—even though your proposal just now It has helped a lot, but it will not reduce the sentencing."

Although it sounded like a threat, it was indeed a sincere warning from Ghost Lamp. If it wasn't for Dazai's help, he wouldn't bother to say it.

"Ah, I see." Dazai replied casually, it seemed that he had already made plans in his heart.

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At the reception, King Yan Mo, who was supposed to be present as the host, did not show up, and Ghost Lamp also explained this.

"It's the turmoil from the kingdom of heaven. The awakening of the sleeping god has a great impact on the hell on the other side, and various incidents have occurred. I used to negotiate, but this time the status of the god who woke up in Gao Tianyuan is very high. Gao, King Yan Mo needs to greet him personally."

"What does Mr. Ghost Lantern think about the awakening of the gods?" Zhong didn't wait for Dazai to speak, so he could only ask by himself.

Dazai next to him stared curiously at the fat three-meter goldfish in front of him, and couldn't resist poking it vigorously with his chopsticks, causing the big fat fish to thump violently.

"The number of boring diplomatic incidents has increased." The struggle of the snapdragon did not attract Ghost Lamp's eyes, and he answered Chuya's question expressionlessly, "And I don't know if it is an illusion. Not the same."

The author has something to say: Ah, finally progressed to the mainline

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