The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

"What about losing weight, don't mention such things in front of me in the future."

Lord Yan took the fine silk and wiped his hands slowly, and casually instructed the little mortal who was lying on his stomach.

"You are already a member of this seat, and this body should also belong to this seat. It will feel better if you are fatter. So after that, you must make up for all the meat and vegetables that were missing before."

Shi Xiangming raised his head in grief and indignation, held his fleshy cheeks with both hands, and squeezed out two lumps of round and delightful flesh for him to see.

"Look, I'm so fat!"

His voice was mellow, coupled with such childish movements, it seemed very pleasing to the eyes of Lord Yama, who was a beauty in the eyes of his lover.Then she leaned over and licked lightly with the bright red tip of her tongue on his squirrel-like bulging cheek.

The wet and cold touch slipped by, Shi Xiangming opened his mouth wide, and quickly retracted his hand.

He timidly reminded: "I was very tired last night..."

"So?" Lord Yan looked at him with a half-smile, waiting for the next sentence.

"So, so today we will do some activities that can leave the bed!"

Shi Xiangming's expression was very sincere, and his black and white eyes blinked and blinked, which made Lord Yan laugh softly.

When he was about to say something more, he suddenly saw another black wind blowing in the room, and two figures, one black and one white, gradually appeared.Yan Wangye's expression froze suddenly, he stood up instantly, and very seriously pushed the two people back like whacking a mole.

Although people in the world don't know what Lord Hades looks like, they are very familiar with the impermanence of black and white.In street stories, there are often these two gods who are responsible for collecting souls from the world.The iconic collocation of one black and one white is even more eye-catching.

If the little mortal recognizes it, wouldn't it be necessary to explain it?

Hades didn't think about hiding it from him, after all, he was already raised by himself, so naturally he had to know that he could afford him.It's just that Shi Xiangming's fear of ghosts is too deep, and he happens to be a person who deals with thousands of ghosts. Wouldn't it be frustrating if Dakou's delicious food ran away?

Therefore, Lord Yan made up his mind to reveal his identity slowly.

Shi Xiangming looked suspiciously at the two figures who were beaten back at that moment, and said blankly, "That's it?"

"It's just two goblins." The beauty said indifferently, smiling very calmly, "I'm afraid they came to see me for something, so don't take it to heart."

Shi Xiangming said "Oh" and stopped asking.He was a little afraid of these things, so naturally he would not break the casserole and ask the end.

He changed into the big clothes he wore when he went out, and he wore autumn-colored python-colored white fox-armpit arrow sleeves and five-coloured butterfly luan sash.On the head is the golden mop forehead of Erlong Qiangzhu, which makes the whole person more and more delicate, like a porcelain doll held in the palm of the hand.

"I'm going to greet my aunt," he said, but when he turned around, he found that the beauty in red was also leisurely following her, and he was surprised, "You want to go with me too?"

"Of course," Lord Yan said unhurriedly, "They won't be able to see me, so don't worry."

Shi Xiangming thought for a while, nodded, and went straight to the main room.

Mrs. Qian, Mrs. Baolinghou, was chatting with her daughter about homely things when she suddenly heard that the second young master was coming, so she hurriedly asked to close the curtain. "My son, why are you here today?" She smiled, and looked at the clothes Shi Xiangming was wearing today, and nodded slightly, "The clothes are good, but they are a bit old after all. Tomorrow, let them give you another one." Make two new suits."

"Thank you, auntie."

Shi Xiangming responded readily, but also sat down on her seat, and said casually, "Why isn't sister here?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he felt Qian's body stiffen.Then he smiled and said: "Xiang Ming, what are you afraid of not knowing, your sister was divorced the day before yesterday. Right now she is feeling uncomfortable, and she rarely leaves the room."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help frowning, and sighed softly: "It's really all caused by the Rongguo Mansion. How could Baoyu in their family break into the girl's boudoir so easily? Now that Yun girl's marriage is inappropriate, I Cher also..."

Shi Xiangxue, who had avoided behind the screen before, blinked her almond eyes, and her heart was also full of worry.

"I don't know this," Shi Xiangming said with a smile, "It's just that my sister is young and ignorant. If she does something wrong, my aunt will naturally educate her. Don't let her reputation be delayed by this matter."

Qian couldn't help being very surprised for a moment, glanced at Shi Xiangming's face, almost couldn't believe that the young master who usually didn't care about everything would say such words for his sister, and felt a little bit more sighed in his heart.She said quietly: "This is inevitable. After all, girl Yun belongs to our family, and there is absolutely no reason for outsiders to bully her casually. Besides, it's not so bad. The Wei family is kind, and they never said it would be publicized. What, it's just saying that the horoscope is not compatible. Although Yun girl can't marry an outstanding family like the Wei family, she can marry a lesser one, which is not bad."

Hearing this, Shi Xiangming felt relieved.What he was worried about at first was that for the sake of Shi Xiangyun's reputation, Qian promised her to be his wife with Baoyu.He has seen Baoyu before, and although he is also a beauty, he always likes to nibble on the rouge on the maid's mouth. When Shi Xiangming bumped into him that day, he didn't feel shy at all. Instead, he smiled and told him how to make rouge .

In his heart, he didn't want his sister to marry such a person who casually teased with the maid.

Qian said with a smile: "If there is a suitable one, I will definitely let someone tell you first. Don't worry."

Shi Xiangming also pursed his lips and smiled, coupled with his baby face, it made people want to rub his face even more.

After he left, Mrs. Qian looked at his back and couldn't help sighing a few words.

"After all, they are related by blood. Although they don't look good on weekdays, but at critical times, they will still stand up for my sister."

Shi Xiangxue nodded, and said in a low voice: "Yes, such a person who doesn't care about everything..."

"How do you know," Qian said with a smile on her side, "the decision of Wei Ruolan back then also had his intentions in it... It was because he asked Jia Lang from Jia's mansion that he thought He has a very good character, so he agreed to marry me with the Wei family. This time, it's not the first time he has worried about his sister."

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Jia Lang rarely had some free time today, so he and Shui Rong went to Mingyue Tower in the city to have lunch.Before he reached the downstairs, he saw a person from a pastry shop with a good business nearby, with delicate features, and a blue brocade robe with an extraordinary appearance.

"Brother Liu?"

Jia Lang recognized him at a glance, and seeing that he was carrying a bag full of pastries in his left hand, he felt really strange in his heart, and couldn't help laughing: "Brother Liu, what are you doing here?"

Looking at it again, it suddenly dawned on him, he patted himself on the forehead and said: "You should fight, you should fight. Besides buying peach cakes with Sister Lin, what reason can I have!"

Liu Linghe glanced at him with a smile, but never denied it, and just put the peach cake away.

Jia Lang suddenly remembered that this shop has always been the best for making peach cakes, with a crispy taste and rich aroma, and was tempted to talk for a while, so he looked at Shui Rong eagerly, and said, "I want to eat it too."

Shui Rong hurriedly went up to buy it from him, who knew that the business was very good, and before he was in line, it was already gone.

Seeing his little shou's listless expression, Shui Rong couldn't bear it, and hurriedly stepped forward to pat him on the head.Then he smiled and looked at Liu Linghe who was standing beside him.

!!!

When Linghe looked at him like that, he suddenly had a premonition that he couldn't write well.Subconsciously, she hid the paper bag in her hand behind her back more tightly.

"Hand it over." Shui Rong said to him slowly.

Linghe kept shaking his head.

This won't do, it's for his wife!

"Aren't you going to hand it over to me?" Shui Rong smiled suddenly, his face was like a crown of jade, this smile is even more warm, almost intoxicating.But Liu Linghe, who was familiar with his nature, saw a strong sense of threat from it, and immediately wanted to cry without tears.

Don't bully the gods like this!

[Just for a bag of peach cakes... Is this the first heavenly war going to break out? 】

【In order to coax the daughter-in-law, these two really worked hard...】

The Jade Emperor was heartbroken, 【If this goes on like this, what is the prestige of my Heavenly Court? 】

【...Emperor Heaven, when did this Heavenly Court gain prestige? 】

"If you don't hand it over..."

With a light smile, he put his hand on Liu Linghe's wrist.Linghe was shocked immediately, because the fairy on the opposite side held his marriage line!

Shui Rong lightly made a tearing movement, and Liu Linghe swallowed immediately.

"Give it to you, give it to you."

Without saying a word, he stuffed the whole paper package into Shui Rong's arms, and then almost shed two lines of tears, he hurriedly rode his horse to find some food and sent it to Daiyu.

Now, Shui Rong joyfully put the peach cake into Jia Lang's hand: "Are you happy?"

Jia Lang, who had witnessed the whole process, looked at him blankly:  …

There are so many slots that I don’t know where to start!

And I didn't mean to compete with Sister Lin for food, did I?In the end, why did it develop like this?

For a bag of peach cakes, he even did things that threatened other people's marriage... Jia Lang stuffed a piece into his mouth, thinking with righteous indignation, this is nothing more shameless.

"It's not for a bag of peach cakes." Shui Rong glanced at his expression, immediately knew what he was thinking, and couldn't help but chuckled softly.

Jia Lang looked at him blankly, with some debris on his mouth.

"It's for your peach cake, you little fool."

The young man stretched out his hand and wiped his mouth carefully, "If you don't want to eat it, even if there are ten or a hundred packs, I wouldn't bother to snatch it from him."

Jia Lang was startled for a moment.