The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

His tone was full of gentle sweetness as if he was coaxing his lover, but the words he uttered were clearly threatening, which made Jia Lang frown instantly.But then, he heard a loud swallowing sound coming from beside him.

Jia Lang: ...

He looked back silently, and sure enough, he saw the young boy in white beside him staring at Lord Yan obsessively, he was reluctant to score with others out of the corner of his eye, and his Adam's apple rolled obviously.

Jia Lang's forehead started to throb wildly, and he suddenly understood it.The two people in front of them are clearly in love with each other, one has beauty, and the other can't help being bewitched by beauty, even if they think the other party is a goblin, they can't stop the road of kneeling and licking.That being the case...

He stepped back decisively, walked behind the young boy in white, and silently pushed him.

Shi Xiangming exclaimed, and immediately threw himself into the arms of King Yan, and was embraced by the beauty in red and black hair.He sniffed the beauty's fragrance, and when he looked up, he could see the beauty's side face. The arcs of the eyebrows and eyes were so perfect that it was unbelievable. The bright red thin lips were lightly pursed. Set off a bit of color.

Looking at it, he almost became crazy again.He just looked up at the beauty and didn't remember anything else.

Lord Yan raised his eyebrows with a half-smile, obviously very satisfied with Jia Lang's push, and gave him a rare look of appreciation.Jia Xiaolang, who understood, immediately closed the door and retreated, leaving the room with the two of them.

【...Xiao Lang, why are you leaving? Isn't this your house? 】 Taishang Laojun was speechless.

It was only then that Jia Lang remembered that he was the owner of the yard, but he turned his head to look at the closed carved door, and finally sighed.

"Forget it," he said quietly, "I'm afraid that if I stay here again, I'll become that eyesore instead. Wouldn't it be sad if I was hated by Lord Yan?"

In the room, Lord Yan's white and slender fingers slowly slid down Shi Xiangming's cheeks, lifted the chin of the boy in his arms, and stared at him thoughtfully: "I want to leave after eating and wiping off, um ?”

The breath exhaled from his lips was also ice-cold, but exuded a unique fragrance of fishy sweetness, which sprayed slightly on Shi Xiangming's face, making the young man almost intoxicated by this breath.

He blinked very slowly, as if his whole body had been immersed in warm water, numb from head to toe.Bewitched by such beauty, I tried my best to think with the last bit of spare energy, and said after a long while: "I never wanted to leave..."

King Yan raised the corners of his mouth and suddenly smiled.That smile was like the light of the sky suddenly breaking, making Shi Xiangming, who had no strength to resist, even his body softened all of a sudden, he could only look up at that gorgeous face that was so stunning, and breathed for a while. Forgot all.

If Jia Lang had been here, he would definitely have noticed the difference in Hades—although he was usually beautiful, he was so fierce that one could only look up to him.But right now, he is more like an evildoer, the kind of evildoer who uses his own beauty to attract prey, and his every frown and smile is full of obsessive charm.

Shi Xiangming, who had always loved beauties, was so fascinated by him that he forgot everything under his eyes.When Lord Yan lowered his voice and slowly asked him if he would be responsible, Shi Xiangming nodded desperately without even thinking about it: "Yes, yes! Of course!"

If such a beauty can be raised in her own yard, wouldn't she be able to paint against her every day?

Lord Yan was obviously quite satisfied with his reaction, and upon hearing this, he flicked his wide sleeves around his waist.

"In that case," he whispered in Shi Xiangming's ear, "let me see how you will be responsible."

In the blink of an eye, a gust of wind blew up, and the two of them disappeared in the room instantly.

Shi Xiangming let him hold him in a daze, unable to open his eyes because of the wind.It wasn't until he opened his eyes again that he realized that he was back in the Bowling Marquis's mansion, lying on a soft bed.The person who was holding him before slowly closed the door.

Suddenly, he had a bad premonition, and subconsciously shrank back into the bed.He was still surprised in his heart, he was clearly the one who was sleeping, why was he so uneasy at this time?

Yan Wangye slowly unbuttoned his clothes, revealing pale, thin and almost transparent skin.It complements the bright red clothes, making it even more dazzling white.He leaned over, stroking the young man's lips on the bed with his fingers, and said thoughtfully: "What kind of responsibility do you want more? How about a promise with your body?"

Shi Xiangming's hair almost exploded, but he couldn't help but indulge in such a breathtaking beauty, half struggling and half obsessed nodding.

Then, he heard a chuckle, and he was thrown down on the soft bed.

"That could not be better," Lord Yan leaned down, and his silky black hair covered his whole body, "This is exactly what I want."

Afterwards, Shi Xiangming was completely involved in the violent wind and waves, unable to have any other thoughts, he could only climb up and down the man's shoulders powerlessly.It wasn't until the end that I just thought in a trance in my mind: This seems to be completely different from what I expected...

The next day, he ran to look for Jia Lang again, with a serious expression on his face.

Jia Lang was about to enter the palace to have an audience with him at that time, so he said without raising his head, "If you have anything to say, tell me quickly."

Shi Xiangming bit the small handkerchief in confusion: "I always feel that that beauty is not a good painter..."

Jia Lang's heart skipped a beat, and he looked back at this man in rare surprise, unable to believe that he still had such an IQ.

"Then what do you think he is?"

If Shi Xiangming could guess the identity of King Hades like this, Jia Lang would really look at him with admiration.What is smart and sensitive is quite different from this innocent and silly appearance.

Unexpectedly, Shi Xiangming said righteously and sternly: "It must be a vixen."

Jia Lang: ...

The books he was holding fell to the floor.

"What is it?" He couldn't believe his ears.

"Look," Shi Xiangming counted with him with his fingers, "not to mention his outstanding beauty, even his ability to seduce people is first-class. What's more, he took me directly from this trip yesterday Linghou Mansion, it only took a blink of an eye, how is this the skill that a painter should have? So I think, he must be a vixen, or an old fox who has practiced for a thousand years."

Jia Lang's face was sullen, and he really wanted to pry open the kid's head to see what was inside him.

All the gods in the sky covered their mouths and held back their laughter, and a few of them who were not very reserved had already started frantically brushing barrage.

【The vixen, haha, the vixen...】

[I don’t know how Hades would feel after hearing this? 】

[This mortal boy is really different from others with a clear mind. I understand why Hades is so pleased with him. It's really interesting. 】

[Is there only one immortal in this seat who focuses on being very seductive?Smile. 】

[No, no, you are not the only one.This seat has also heard this sentence. 】

"Don't make trouble anymore," Jia Lang sighed, "It was already outrageous to be a painter or something before, but now you are pulling out some vixens... What about others? Why didn't they go with you?"

Shi Xiangming looked at him eagerly, with downcast eyebrows and bushy eyelashes, and his small appearance was very pitiful.

Jia Lang saw something from his expression, raised his eyebrows and said, "You won't wake up in the morning and run away first, right?"

The little boy nodded pitifully.

Jia Lang felt a headache for a while, and had no intention of getting entangled with this couple who were clearly showing their affection for nothing.He directly changed his clothes and walked out, and said to Shi Xiangming: "Go back quickly, be careful that that person will come looking for you again later."

"Where are you going?" Shi Xiangming grabbed his sleeve and pleaded, "I really can't resist such beauty, how about I accompany you..."

Jia Lang brushed his hand away very calmly, and said, "But I want to enter the palace."

Shi Xiangming immediately lowered his head.

Simply unlovable.

Compared to the turmoil here, the life of the phoenix egg Baoyu in Jia's mansion is much simpler.It took him a lot of time to accept the fact that everyone he looked at was ugly, and his whole body withered like an eggplant beaten by frost. He just locked himself in the room and sighed every day, and he didn't even want to look in the mirror, let alone go to the mirror. Looking for his group of beautiful maids to play.

However, all the maids in Jia's mansion are quite outstanding in appearance. In Baoyu's eyes, they turned into monsters with green faces and long fangs, which made him unable to reproduce any charming emotions. .

"A daughter's house that looks like flowers," he sighed with tears, "how did it become such an unsightly thing?"

This matter soon spread to Jia Mu's ears, and Jia Mu was very worried, so she hurriedly asked Longtouguai to come and see for herself.Seeing that Baoyu was haggard for a long time, and even his eyes became dull, he felt very distressed.

Xue Pan, who heard about this, also came to visit him, but Baoyu glanced over, and when he saw him, his eyes lit up: "Brother Xue, Brother Xue!"

Jia Mu wondered: "Why, you can still recognize him?"

Baoyu plunged into her arms and cried: "Only the ancestors and Big Brother Xue are still the usual image, but together with Sheyue and the others, all, all..."

The plump and dignified Sister Bao has become such a frightening sight, Baoyu no longer wants to guess in his heart what his Sister Lin has become now.

If his sister Lin, who is independent and independent like a fairyland outside the world, also turns into such an ugly appearance, what can he do?

In the final analysis, Baoyu's love for the first time endowed him with fresh and refined appearance, Daiyu, who would never fall in love with an ugly monster in his eyes.But in the past few days, he discovered that the more beautiful a person is, the uglier he looks. A fat man like Xue Pan now looks good-looking, with a distinctive style. .For the phoenix egg, this is not as happy as giving him a knife directly.