The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

Today's Jia Lang was quite irritated in the Beijing Palace.When he thought that he had to step on a stool to reach the man's lips, he felt...

It's really frustrating.

Although I know that this body is only 13 years old now, and men have always started to develop later, but this is really sad. After all, little Jia Lang has always hoped that he can grow into a man who is eight feet tall, looks good, and has a good body shape. A real man who is strong and straight with a knife in hand.

It's a pity that he went farther and farther on the road of this slender boy, and even eight cows couldn't pull him back.

How can I grow taller?

Jia Lang thought about it carefully for a long time, and felt that he really needed to supplement some calcium, so he asked Hua Hong to bring a bowl of milk over if he had nothing to do, and almost turned himself into a plump jellyfish.

However, contrary to expectations, not only did he not grow much taller, but his whole body was filled with a faint milky scent, which made Shui Rong couldn't help pulling him over when he saw him again, sniffing at his neck. He stopped, and whispered in a low voice: "Ah Qi, it's so sweet."

Smells...seems delicious.

He licked his bright red thin lips, and just about to open his mouth to bite it, the young man who had a premonition quickly avoided it.Panting and accusing him: "We just met, isn't it too fast?"

The son who was pushed away sat up regretfully, with a somewhat reluctant expression on his face.His eyes were fixed on the exposed white dazzling skin, and he couldn't move his eyes away at all.

Such scorching eyes made Jia Lang almost burn again. Looking left and right, he picked up Xiao Si who was concentrating on licking his fur, and covered his face with watery pink paws.

"Don't make trouble," Jia Lang said, "I'm going to go to Qiuwei this year to try it out, it's time to work hard. I'm afraid I'll have to study hard behind closed doors, so I won't be able to come here often."

This matter was related to his own personal interests, Shui Rong straightened his expression when he heard this, and felt that his whole person was gloomy.

Seeing that Jia Lang seemed to get up to leave, he stretched out his hand silently, and tightly grabbed Jia Lang's silver-white python clothes corner.

Jia Lang: "... let go."

Shui Rong: "No, I can also teach you homework. I have stayed in the heavenly court for thousands of years. I dare not say anything else, but I have read a lot of books. There is no problem in teaching these things."

Jia Lang: "That's not the problem, let go!"

The water soluble was not loose, and even those two green hill-like eyebrows frowned, with an aggrieved expression: "You don't have to study hard in closed doors, if you are afraid of being unsure, you can also ask the king of hell to send a little ghost to investigate in advance. After exploring the topic, they are sometimes very useful."

A group of gods nodded frantically, but after thinking about it, they felt something was wrong.

They're not just useful sometimes, they're useful all the time!

Jia Lang: "I already know,

So you just let go—”

Seeing that he still insisted on leaving, Shui Rong immediately accused him, "You heartless man!" She looked like an abandoned little daughter-in-law, her eyes were full of sadness.

Jia Lang: "...I just want to clean the room!"

Water soluble:......

"Oh." He silently retracted the claws that were tightly grasping the corner of the other party's clothes.

Jia Lang was also quite helpless in his heart, he put the name of the prince of Beijing out, who in the capital would not say that this prince is arrogant and doesn't like to talk to others, and most of all he has a kind of ethereal air of immortality.

Those people should really come and see how this person acted like a baby while grabbing the hem of his clothes.

Whether it's with Gaoao or Chuchen, it really has nothing to do with it!I don't know where I got this habit of acting like a baby!

He cast his question to all the gods, and all the gods shook their heads.

[Don't recite, I don't recite this pot. 】

[I don't recite it either, I am the Lord of the Nine Heavens, why should I act like a baby to others? 】

Avalokitesvara also said silently: 【As a Bodhisattva, I am here to save all living beings.Only people in the world have ever begged me, why should I beg others? 】

Yan Wang had a half-smile but not a smile: [Do you think this seat would need such a thing? 】

Jia Lang: ...

I haven't even taught him, could it be that it comes with the original attribute of water solubility?

But a god who can act like a baby seems a little scary no matter how you think about it.

After he went back that day, he really didn't hear anything outside the window, and only read the books of sages.All the gods tried their best to find exam questions for him, but he rejected them all.

"If so, what's the point of this matter?"

Having said that, the imperial examination is indeed a rather difficult road. I don't know how many poor students' dreams have ended here, and the pain in it is really difficult for outsiders to know.

Jia Lang is also considered to have a good memory, and he studied with a famous Confucianist when he was young, so he has written a good article.At this moment, he was studying hard with the Four Books and Five Classics, but he lost a little weight in a few days, and the face that was originally fat with baby was much thinner.Not only Mrs. Zhang was distressed, even the old gentleman felt pity for him. He turned the elixir into water and forced him to drink it every day.

The elixir that Taishang Laojun refines for seven to 49 days is naturally extraordinary.Jia Lang only felt refreshed after using it, and plunged into the boundless sea of ​​books again.

During this period, the Jia family made an agreement with Zhang Jiawen, and the matter of Yingchun was completely settled.Since then, Yingchun has concentrated on embroidering the dowry at home, with Daiyu helping her from time to time, and the two sisters don't go out much.

Since the two of them didn't go out, the garden felt much more empty.What's more, in this life, Jia Yuanchun has never received kindness, and there is no grand view garden full of flowers and flowers. Jia Baoyu wanders in this mansion every day, feeling lonely and desolate.Although there are three sisters, Bao and Sister, who accompany her, there are thousands of unsatisfactory things in the end.Therefore, he often went to drink with Xue Pan, and since the banquet, he met a very handsome actor who was a little more colorful and charming than Jiang Yuhan, which made people very tempted.

The actor's name is Chen Zihui. Seeing Baoyu's gentleness and consideration, he also moved a little bit.Baoyu praised: "The name of this Huiguan is really well-deserved. He is more different than others. He is a good talent."

Xue Pan was holding a prostitute in his arms at that time, and said with a smile: "He is indeed born well, but I look at him, and he is not as good as your brother. His bearing is really incomparable."

Baoyu, who said this, was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking about it for a moment, he chuckled and said, "I don't know who Big Brother Xue is talking about. It turned out to be Brother Lang! Brother Lang is indeed born well, but he doesn't like to come out. Brother Xue is thinking about it."

Xue Pan frowned, and sighed: "I really wanted to get to know Brother Lang, but I offended him somewhere, and he refused to sell me."

Baoyu laughed and said, "You don't know, Brother Lang is the most elegant person, and he never likes to drink and play. He has always had a lot of contacts with the Beijing Palace, and the Prince of Beijing takes care of him a lot. I don't have much time, so it's rare for me to see him." As he spoke, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, thinking about when he would have fun with Jia Lang.

Chen Zihui saw the situation between the two of them, but smiled and pinched Baoyu's hand under the table lightly. Only then did Baoyu react and hurriedly covered up the conversation.Several people ate some wine again, and ordered people to serve a new banquet.It is really a joy in life to order to compose poems at the banquet, and to drink a few cups with the hands of those beauties.

Who knows that Xue Pan didn't say anything, but Jia Lang's idea was really in his heart.After all, Jia Lang is young and doesn't come out often, I'm afraid he doesn't know much about this romantic affair, so it's best to get started.In the face of beauty, he even forgot that Shang Menger was struck by that lightning for no reason, he drank a few more bottles of wine, and now he doesn't care about it, wholeheartedly thinking about how to get Jia Lang.A few servants whispered to him and advised him on how to lure the third master here.

He thought about it here, and the gods on the other side knew it.Seeing that this person dared to make up his mind again, he was completely out of breath.Lord Yan has never been the kind of tolerant and magnanimous master. Now he has already included Jia Lang in the scope of the child bride in heaven. Seeing this, he directly sent a voice to Jia Zheng's head with a fairy voice, telling him to go to the drunk spring tower. Go take a look.

At that time, Jia Zheng was discussing some government affairs with some Qing guests in the room, when suddenly an idea came to him, and he blurted out: "Today I must go to Zuichun Tower for a visit."

As soon as these words came out, several Qingke looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them were surprised.One of them bit the bullet and persuaded gently: "Master, it's not that there are other words, it's just that...you can't just say it openly..."

That drunk spring building is a brothel!

It was only now that Jia Zheng came to his senses, his old face suddenly changed, he was filled with shame.But he still insisted: "I don't want to go shopping, I just want to go there for a while."

He didn't know why this thought came to him, but the thought was so strong that he couldn't control it at all, and he was led to the horse one after another, ready to go there.

When all the Qing guests saw this, they were all surprised, funny, and curious.They had never seen this old-fashioned, old-fashioned and stubborn brothel shopper before, so they all followed curiously, and went to the Zuichun Tower without mentioning it.

Let's talk about Baoyu's side, but he was so drunk that he lay on the same bed with Chen Zihui in a daze.Chen Zihui was originally a man of the wind and dust, and he liked Baoyu's thoughtfulness, so he was not polite at all, and directly covered his body on top.When the two were inseparable, suddenly they heard a commotion downstairs, but it was Jia Zheng who recognized Baoyu's horse, trembling with anger, and without saying a word, he led someone up directly.

Several mistresses failed to stop him, and the girl who accompanied him was also frightened and ran away.But Jia Zheng stood where he was, very angry, and shouted, "Where is my rebellious son?"

Shunzi was in the room turning up and down, but he didn't hear it at all.

Jia Zheng began to search the houses one by one, and finally found Xue Pan from the upper room. Xue Pan was with the two youngest sons and was doing the wrong thing.Seeing my uncle barging in suddenly, I was very frightened, immediately softened, and tremblingly climbed down from the bed: "Uncle..."

Jia Zheng didn't bother to talk to him, he just asked out of breath, "Where is that scoundrel?"

Xue Pan turned over in a hurry, put on his clothes in a hurry, and secretly sent a servant to report the news first.It's a pity that Jia Zheng caught a glimpse and said sharply, "Don't go!"

Seeing his uncle like this, Xue Pan had no choice but to lead the way, and secretly said in his heart: Brother Bao, don't do anything that you can't see people!

Then he deeply realized what it means that the sky fails to fulfill one's wishes.

Jia Zheng broke in at a very opportune and critical moment, seeing everything in his eyes, just right.

Jia Lang was unaware of these things.He concentrated on living his own life in the study, reading hard every night with a lamp on, chanting endlessly in his mouth.From time to time, I handed over my homework and asked people to take it for correction with Mr. Zhang.

Suddenly one day I heard that Baoyu had been beaten and was confined for a month, so I couldn't help being quite surprised.But after thinking about it, it wasn't a day or two since this brat had been beaten, so he didn't take it to heart.

Jia Zheng's anger was no small matter, Jia Baoyu was only fourteen years old, and he was usually ignorant, how could he go to a brothel?After thinking about it, he finally blamed Xue Pan for all the reasons. He hated Xue Pan so much that even Mrs. Wang didn't give him a good look.

Time flies by, and in a blink of an eye, it is another year of autumn, and the autumn seasons in various places have begun.

At this time, it is the most difficult time for students from all over the world to struggle.It's longing, but also worrying, like tearing myself in half alive.

However, the road ahead is really too tempting. There is only one road ahead. If you don't pass through this road, what can you do?

In this world, there are too many men who put all their heart and soul into this long book.After studying hard for ten years or even decades, what I want is just a title on the gold list.

Jia Lang also had a feeling at this time that he was just an ordinary person amidst the torrential waves.

When he came out of the examination room, Jia She was very worried—because the impression Jia Zhu left with him was so deep-rooted, the elder was very firm in thinking that his cute son might be tortured. light.

But unexpectedly, the little boy who walked out had a smile on his face, showing no haggard look at all.On the contrary, he was refreshed, and his whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of scorching elegance, which made people unable to take their eyes off it.

He walked to Jia She's side, and said curiously: "Master, why don't you go?"

Only then did the elder come to his senses, looking at his rosy-faced son, and thinking about the pale and weak Jia Zhu and Jia Lian that day, he opened his mouth for a long while and then closed it silently.He finally opened his lips and sighed leisurely: "Son, you are really talented."

Jia Lang: ...

Are you sure you're praising me?