The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

The news of Zhang's birth soon spread throughout Jia's house. Jia's mother stood up happily and asked, "What's so strange?"

There is a reason for saying this.Baoyu, the second son of the Erfang family, was born with a piece of colorful and crystal-clear jade.There was an uproar in the news for a while, and everyone said it was a new and strange thing.Because of this, Jia Mu had a higher opinion of that precious jade, and she kept talking about it, saying that her precious jade had great fortune.

But this time when the child was born, although the floor was full of red lights and the room was filled with strange fragrances, Mrs. Zhang was not such an arrogant person like Jia Mu. She knew that this matter might arouse the suspicion of the royal family, so she simply ordered everyone in the room not to mention it. .Fortunately, the people in the room at that time were all Zhang's confidantes, and everyone kept this matter in their hearts. When they asked at this moment, they just said no.

Jia Mu was immediately disappointed, sitting there, her enthusiasm had cooled down by more than half.He just waved his hand and said: "Since that's the case, order someone to take care of it." Then there was no more to say.

On the contrary, the elder was overjoyed after returning to the mansion, and rewarded all the servants in the mansion with a month's money.

At the same time, the baby who was lying quietly in the room suddenly opened its pitch-black eyes, and when it saw everything in front of it, it instantly widened.

What the hell are these? !

The air is densely packed with words that flash past line by line.Some are carrying clouds with light smoke, some are shining with colorful lights, and even a huge green lotus is floating below them... Big and big auspicious clouds fill the eyes, but they are faintly visible, Does not affect his line of sight.

The baby's face was a little stiff.

...the way I opened my eyes must be wrong.

So he decisively closed his eyes again.

Open it again—it's still the same full screen floating.

The baby froze there completely, like a wooden sculpture made of clay. After a long while, he couldn't help but pursed his mouth and burst into tears.

The nanny was taken aback, and rushed to hug him: "Oh, little ancestor, what's wrong with you? Don't cry, let the wife hear it, it's time to disturb her rest."

As she spoke, she unbuttoned her skirt and went straight to feed the child.The baby was busy staring at her, and when she saw her pass through the words without realizing it, he suddenly had some guesses in his heart.When he realized it again, one nipple had already been stuffed into his mouth, and he immediately felt ashamed and struggled hurriedly.

Although he is a child now, he has lived for more than ten years anyway, and it would be a bit embarrassing to go back to breastfeed.

The nanny thought it was his first breastfeeding, and she didn't know what to say, so she signaled him to suck it up: "Hey, just like this, take a few mouthfuls."

The baby closed his eyes immediately, but he couldn't resist the instinct of longing for food. He simply lowered his head like an ostrich, and forcibly comforted him: I don't know anything, it's just a dream, it's not a big deal...

When the nanny fed him and put him on the bed, the baby opened his eyes wide and began to study the words that inexplicably appeared in front of his eyes.

[It's finally done, our Tianting's network looks pretty good! 】

[The water mirror of this seat finally has a little use, it really makes this seat so excited that I can't help it. 】

[The elixir that I just practiced, is there any immortal friend who needs it?Selling in the front row——]

[There are flat peaches in this palace, and it takes 3000 years to get a fruit.If you want to come to the elixir, Laojun should keep it for himself. 】

[Weaving, weaving, weaving clouds, weaving clouds all day long... Woohoo, my cowherd, there are still 93 days until we meet again, every day is such a torment for me, as long as three autumns, Who on earth is so heartless to break up our lovers——]

[Ahem, silently remind the upstairs that the Queen Mother is also watching here. 】

……

The child was dumbfounded, and began to reorganize information in his brain.

The extracted keywords are as follows: elixir, network, water mirror, flat peach, queen mother.

... As expected, he just fell asleep.

Because Jia's mother said that the big celebration would ruin the child's life, Xisan just set up a small table in Jia's house, and the relatives in the house got together, there was nothing to say.After a few days, Zhang's spirit gradually recovered.This day, leaning on the flat head and listening to what Liu Yi whispered to her, his eyes suddenly turned cold.After a while, he waved his hand and said, "Since that's the case, this Yingchun is well-behaved and sensible. Having such a biological mother, wouldn't it spoil her. I only have two sons now, but I don't have a daughter. Why don't I bring her here?"

Liu Yi whispered: "Yes."

It turns out that the Zhang family has two little maids who are very important, one is called "Huahong" and the other is called "Liu Yi".Although he is only twelve or thirteen years old, he has already learned a lot about the world through experience. He follows Mr. Zhang, who comes from a famous family, and is influenced by his ears and eyes every day. He also has a few books in his stomach and can read a few words.Mrs. Zhang always regards them as her own, and does not shy away from them in everything.Huahong had already gone to take care of her newborn second son, so Mrs. Zhang shook Liu Yi's hand and said with a smile, "You are a good person. If Lian'er is lucky in the future, you can serve him forever and ever. It’s a good thing. But if you have other plans in your heart, just tell me and I will make the decision for you.”

That Liu Yi was taught by Mrs. Zhang since she was a child. She originally had no family and suffered a lot of grievances at the hands of kidnappers, so she was bought by Mrs. Zhang.Mrs. Zhang is generous, so she has only this master in her eyes and heart, and she has no second thoughts.Hearing the words, he was never ashamed, and only replied: "The servants are all under the orders of the wife, and the servants will do what the wife needs the servants to do."

Mrs. Zhang sighed, stroked her jade-like hand, and felt a little more love in her heart.

Liu Yi frowned, and thought of another matter: "Madam, the matter of this brother's name..."

There was a sneer on the corner of Zhang's mouth, and he said coldly: "We don't know after looking at it. It's really a good name. Jia Xuan, Xuan, is of solid quality, second only to Yu'er. Isn't this Is it obvious that Baoyu is better than this child? It’s just that my foolish father thought he was good-hearted, so he ran over to me and told me. Who knows that those people are all open-eyed to see his jokes!”

Just saying this, I saw Jia She rushed into the room excitedly.The maid in front of the door drew up the curtain, and the old man walked straight into the door, and said with a smile, "It's okay, just now my father-in-law gave me a good word, it's a good word. I think it's very good, what do you think?"

Mrs. Zhang chewed the word Jia Lang in her mouth over and over again, and then smiled: "It really is a good word." Then he said to Liu Yi, "In that case, go to the old lady and say With a single sound, it is said that the master has settled down. Go quickly."

Liu Yi responded and went out.

Jia She sat down on the bed and said casually, "Liu Yi, the girl is getting better and better."

Zhang's heart suddenly rose to [-] points of vigilance, she managed to cultivate two well-organized and obedient girls, they were not prepared for Jia Amnesty.So he laughed and said, "It's just that she is still young, otherwise, I would have given her to Lian'er."

When Jia Amnesty heard that it had already been assigned to Jia Lian, he stopped thinking about it and thought of his baby son who had just been born. He stretched out his hand and began to ask for a son. "Where's the son, where's the son? Why hasn't the nanny brought me yet? Have you been fed yet?"

The nurse hurriedly carried the baby, the little person inside had smooth skin, picturesque eyebrows, obedient and silent, and looked very cute.

Jia She teased him repeatedly, seeing his eyes blinking and his eyelashes as thick as butterfly wings, he couldn't help but said complacently: "I'm really born well, following my father, I'm even more beautiful than that second-fang Baoyu. The second brother saw it, and I'm afraid he will be extremely envious."

Mrs. Zhang pursed her lips and smiled, knowing that Jia Amnesty always liked to compete with Jia Zheng in everything because she was not liked by Jia's mother.Wives must be compared, concubines must be compared, and even sons who are born must be compared, and the other party must be compared.

And in Jia Amnesty's arms, the freshly baked little classmate Jia Lang was concentrating on watching the screen full of hehehe.

【What did I hear, just follow me... I just smiled and didn't speak】

[If you really follow suit, that person will probably cry, right? 】

[If the daughter-in-law that our Taoists have finally obtained is born like him, what face is there in this Nine Heavens? 】

[Wuwu, Cowherd, when will we meet again—every minute and every second of lovesickness is so difficult, if I knew it was so stumbling, why didn't I know each other...]

[It is strongly recommended that Your Majesty cut off Zhinu's internet connection, this is not a romantic drama! 】

Jia Lang was speechless.You really think this is watching TV, and it’s a romantic drama, do you want me to show you a show about love and rain!

Besides, his cheap father is not as shabby as they say!It's just... a little wretched, a little beard, a little yellowish face, a little kidney deficiency...

At this moment, he caught a glimpse of a line of small words flashing by from the corner, which made his eyes widen.

[Jia Amnesty in the book turns out to be like this, and has gained experience. 】

There was a bang, and there was a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

Jia Amnesty... Jia Amnesty!

By the way, he just heard that Baoyu from the second room is coming!

So here comes the question, there is both Jia Amnesty and Baoyu in a world, guess which world it will be?

Jia Lang, who had read "Dream of Red Mansions" a hundred or eighty times in his previous life, said: There are two possibilities.One is that he wears a book, and the other is that this family is also a fan of the Red Chamber, so they copied the name directly.

It's just that the possibility of the latter is a little bit small!

The font in front of me is still gossiping with great interest:

[Jing Huan is indeed an ignorant person, and he actually made a pile of these idiotic men and women.The Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass was originally grown on the banks of the Linghe River, so it didn't need someone to water it, but she was so busy that she insisted on drawing out this romantic debt, hey... But why is this seat so excited? 】

Jia Lang suddenly realized that the truth of the so-called irrigation love turned out to be the case.Then a more serious question arises, what the hell is this group of guys who have not only seen The Dream of Red Mansions but also claim to be gods?Is the immortal now so idle that he has nothing to do to watch him act in a TV series and still be interested in posting barrage?

They wanted to watch it, and they didn't even ask him if he wanted to act!

Jia Lang was a standard literary youth in his previous life, he could write all the words and sentences in Dream of the Red Chamber at his fingertips, and sometimes he would write a few poems himself.He has always been in Jinjiang, and has published several ancient novels. He is chased by a group of people and called a god, but more often, he is molested by everyone because of his delicate body.

It's a pity that he had been in poor health in his previous life, often suffering from many diseases, and he visited the hospital on time every month than the girl's mysterious relative. At the age of 17, he fell ill immediately, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already here.

Since you have come back to life again, you have to live well!He secretly clenched his fist and said in his heart.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

In fact, Jia Lang has been very worried about one thing.Very very worried.

Basically no matter what he does now, he will be surrounded by a group of gods, so for example, when he goes to the toilet (cough cough), takes a bath, or even marries a wife and has children afterward, will he be exposed to the group of gods who have voyeurs?!

It was not until a long time later that he met someone, and that person told him very calmly: "What are you worrying about, you are mine. What those guys can see and what they can't see is not a word from me." What happened?" In other words, because your husband is more powerful, all restricted-rated scenes will not be broadcast!

Jia Lang was overjoyed.

The man then said thoughtfully: "But if Ah Qi likes being looked at by others, I don't mind, as long as I cover it for you—"

Then he successfully withstood a critical blow from someone.One hundred points.