The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

Hearing that this person even knows the secrets of the Heavenly Court, monks and Taoists were shocked, and their expressions fluctuated.After a while, the old Taoist smiled and said: "If it weren't for the waiter Shenying, how could the crimson pearl fairy grass transform into a human form? My friend, you must not be too extreme. This kindness cannot be erased with a single word."

"Ende?" Jia Lang curled his lips and sneered, "The reason why the crimson bead fairy grass broke away from the womb of grass and trees and cultivated human form is all because of its spirituality. The Buddha didn't dare to claim credit, but a little waiter can call himself a benefactor? The spirituality of all things is originally endowed by the mountains and rivers in the world, and the beauty of the mountains and rivers was transformed by Pangu in ancient times. According to you, people all over the world have to sacrifice their tears to Pangu! Speaking of this, I have to ask Two immortal masters, the reason why you have cultivated the immortal body must be due to the great opportunity in this world, have you ever considered becoming a monk in the lower realm and dedicating all your tears to this earth?"

The two were tongue-tied for a moment, stumbled and sighed: "You, you! You idiot, you idiot! You're making too much sense!"

But Jia Lang didn't let them go, and continued to ask questions like cannonballs: "Since Miss Lin's family wanted to repay her kindness, why did Miss Zhen's family have to become a monk? If you want to ward off disasters for others, you can just say be careful when the Lantern Festival disappears." That's all when we parted. Why did you send her father to become a monk?"

The monk said: "Naturally, it's to bring about that pair of lovers, and end this catastrophe!"

Jia Lang said seriously: "I know that Jing Huan originally wanted to have more idiots and resentful women in this world, so as to enhance his immortal power, but the people in this world have never been ants that you can manipulate at will! We were born between heaven and earth. However, the gods were also born between heaven and earth, so where is their nobility? Let’s quickly put away that savior’s face!”

The righteous words of what he said made the monk speechless with anger, he just pointed at him and said: "You, you..." After talking for a long time, he couldn't say a second word, and shook his head. The sleeves are about to leave.

Unexpectedly, at this time, there was only a bang resounding between heaven and earth, and two purple-black thunders fell from the sky, and landed on the monk's head accurately.Even though these two people had immortal bodies, they lost all spells from this blow, and their whole bodies were scorched black, more like the description of beggars.What's more, the thunder didn't just disappear that day, but landed one after another, and the sound of thunder resounded through the sky.But the people on this street seemed to have never heard of it, and they didn't even give this side a look.

Jia Lang clapped his hands and laughed, "Well done, it's time for you to experience the pain of being manipulated by others."

Looking back, he saw Shui Rong's complexion was very heavy, and he couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you?"

Shui Rong stared at him steadfastly, and said for a long time: "You... seem to be very dissatisfied with the gods?"

"Where's the dissatisfaction?" Jia Lang shrugged, "It's just that I can't understand these gods who ruined other people's homes and still have a righteous look on their faces."

Shui Rong said softly: "Not all gods are like that—"

"Of course I know about this," Jia Lang glanced at him strangely, "I myself often chat with them on bullet screens?" The group of gods who have nothing to do have their own pastimes, how can they be so boring? do this kind of thing.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but when he turned his head again, he felt that Shui Rong's expression looked much better, and there was a flickering light in his eyes. He hugged him and walked to the house.

Jia Lang was at a loss: "Where are you going? Didn't you say you were going to ride a horse?"

"We'll talk about the horse riding later," Shui Rong said, "Since we're talking about the Phantom, let's go to the Illusory Realm first." He covered the child's eyes with his hand, "Hey, it's your first time riding a horse." I'm afraid Yun won't get used to it, so close your eyes first."

Tuanzi closed his eyes obediently, and then felt his body light and light, and the wind suddenly blew up around him.When the light appeared again in front of my eyes, I had already arrived at a place of Zhulanyu, green trees and clear streams.There are misty clouds and mists everywhere, and the sky is filled with strange clouds of seven colors.

[Those are all woven by me, those are all woven by me! ] Zhinu became excited instantly, and said angrily, 【I used to decorate the heaven, how could it appear in this illusory realm?I don't remember ever being here! 】

Taishang Laojun is so leisurely and leisurely, [Don't worry, don't worry. 】

[How can we not be in a hurry! 】The Weaver Girl said sadly, 【It’s fine that I can’t see the Cowherd every day, but now the clouds weaved with so much painstaking efforts are taken without warning, how can my life be so miserable...】

Three black lines slid across the corners of Jia Lang's forehead in an instant, and for a moment he felt less fond of this illusory realm and Fairy Jinghuan.

"Are you not used to it?" the young man asked softly.

Jia Lang shook his head, feeling the man's warm hand gently resting on his head.He was just in a trance for a moment, but he didn't feel any discomfort.

Shui Rong hugged him and strode inwards, and after a while, he saw a horizontal stone plaque in front of him, with the four characters "Taixu Illusory Realm" written on it.There is a couplet on both sides, which is: when the false is true, the true is also false, where there is nothing, there is nothing.Turning around the archway is a palace gate with four large characters written horizontally on it, saying "Nie Hai Qing Tian".There is also a pair of couplets, the big book says: the earth is thick and the sky is high, it is a pity that there is endless love in the past and the present;

They barged in like this, and after a while, the little fairy saw it, and immediately turned pale and called the police.The Jing Huan rushed over, and saw a young man standing under the palace gate holding a child carved in powder, both of them had sneering smiles on their lips, they didn't know what to say.

Jing Huan observed secretly for a while, she was far more knowledgeable than the other monks, and seeing that the demeanor of the two of them was incomparable to others, her heart began to beat, and the original three-point guilt turned into five points, but With a calm expression on his face, he walked over with a full skirt and a smile.

"I live above the sky of Lihen and fill the sea of ​​sorrow. It is Fangchun Mountain Sending Fragrance Cave too illusory and illusory to police and illusory fairy. It is also the fairy girl who is in charge of the world's customs and debts. Come here, what's the point of coming to my illusory realm?"

Jia Lang waited and watched coldly, this Fairy Jinghuan was wearing a rather flimsy neon dress with cloudy sleeves scattered widely, her brows and eyes were full of charm, her slender waist was graceful, and she looked like she was about to go against the wind.It's just that even if she is dressed in clean and elegant colors, she can't hide the coquettishness exuding from her bones, and she doesn't have the ethereal appearance that a fairy should have.

【If she hadn't called herself Jinghuan Fairy, I would have almost thought she was a prostitute in the lower realm!It really made my eyes dirty! 】

Even the Taishang Laojun seldom pondered: [This woman looks a little weird.They are not orthodox gods, but they actually have some scenes of Sanxian who have cultivated into demons. 】

【I see, it's not appropriate either. 】

【you!You also said that if you hadn't been to Zeus every day, you wouldn't have let all the ghosts and monsters appear in this heaven!Tell me quickly, what is it about the Western world that attracts you and attracts you to go there every day? 】

After hearing this, the Emperor of Heaven quickly talked about other things: [This alarm illusion, how should we deal with it? 】

[Don't divert the conversation away! 】

The empress and the empress had a heated argument, while Shui Rong was also silent on the other side. After a long while, he sighed: "It's really been a long time since I've been in charge. There's such a mess in this fairy world. It can be seen that the heaven is negligent."

His tone was really loud, not to mention that Jing Huan felt uneasy, even Jia Lang looked over in surprise, and secretly mentioned the identity of the young man in his heart.

Jing Huanyin covered his mouth with a smile and said: "What are you talking about, my honored guest? I am a serious fairy in the sky, and there are names in those fairy records. How can it be messy? Talking about the heaven like this, I'm afraid it will be confusing. You have offended the Heavenly Emperor, and I hope that the distinguished guests will quickly withdraw their words."

The Emperor of Heaven became angry immediately, and sent a line of angry words with a flying golden dragon.

【In her heart, am I that narrow-minded?I am the Lord of the Nine Realms, the most magnanimous one, how can I get angry just because of a word! 】

Jia Lang: ...

He had never seen Youxian praise himself so unceremoniously.

The painting style of the heavens is indeed different from other places.

But Shui Rong suddenly curled the corner of his mouth, and said slowly: "It's a pity that you bumped into this seat, but this seat can't tolerate these things the most."

This is the first time Jia Lang heard him claiming to be the seat, so he couldn't help but look at him with black and white eyes. Shui Rong seemed to have noticed his gaze, and his slender hands slowly attached to his head. Knead a few on the silk.

The smile on Jing Huan's face could no longer hang on, and he said in a cold voice, "Your Excellency has made up his mind to fight against my too illusory?"

"Why do you talk about fighting against it?" Shui Rong casually waved his sleeves, "It's just cleaning up the house."

Jing Huan laughed back angrily: "Okay, let's clean up the house!" He was no longer polite for a while, and called out, "Have you ever heard of it? Show up quickly!" For a while, only the delicate and tender daughter Zhiyin answered in unison, and then all of them appeared.They are all girls like flowers and willows, and all of them have faces like peaches and plums with cherry blossoms on their lips.A Fairy of Crazy Dreams, a Great Master of Love, a Golden Lady of Sorrows, and Bodhi of Rescuing Hate, each with a different Taoist name.

They all showed their magic weapons, whether they were knives or swords, each was different.There was a slap in the mouth, and they attacked together, and saw all kinds of clear lights all over the place, and the sharpness of the swords and swords was revealed.

But at this moment, what is scrolling crazily on the barrage is:

[Poor little fairies, they still don't know what kind of people they have provoked. 】

【I can't bear to watch it, so I'd better cover my eyes! 】

[Am I the only one who wants to watch them fight?Is there any immortal friend going with me? 】

[Wait for me to take a tour with you! 】