The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

A hundred years in the world is fleeting. In these hundred years, I don't know how many romantic and deeply emotional stories have been written. These stories have either been recorded or not.But no matter what, they all actually happened in these dusty years.

Those friendships that I don't know how to talk to outsiders are the most colorful strokes in these years.Looking back thousands of years later, and looking back at that time, you will know exactly how the ripples in your heart arose in circles at that time, and what you are like, so that you can go all the way to the present.

A hundred years later, in the still magnificent Beijing Palace, the Prince of Beijing and his wife took their last breath hand in hand.Since then, the world has lost two gods who descended to earth, and this couple who have been watching for a long time has been welcomed again above the Nine Heavens.

It's just that without this pair of onlookers, the gods in the heavens are also very lonely. If they have nothing to do, they gather in the Guanghan Palace where Chang'e Fairy lives to wipe the dominoes, and then chew a few elixir from the Supreme Lord. This fairy has no interest.

"Is there any new news on the Nine Heavens recently?" Taishang Laojun glanced at the cards in his hand, drew out one, and asked Chang'e casually, "It seems that you haven't published any stories recently. , there is nothing to see..."

This is not the style of painting that Chang'e should have.As a staunch storybook fanatic, it shouldn't be a difficult task for this fairy who is known for collecting all kinds of blushing and heartbeating plots.Because of her influence, you can see little fairies holding a brochure cooking peach blossom noodles everywhere in the fairy world recently, whispering excitedly together.Occasionally, seeing those immortals, they hid their faces and giggled.

"I want to read it too," the Queen Mother said enthusiastically, "The last book "Little Painter Meets Seductive Colors in the Underworld" is not finished yet! There is also the book "What I Have to Say with Pandas and Pandas" ", and "Why does the Linghe in the sky go down to the lower realm if there is a disagreement"...Recently, they have not continued to go out!"

"It's just that I don't want to come out," Chang'e breathed out softly on the tip of her tongue, frowned, and said rather depressedly, "It's just that, recently, no matter whether it's the Lord of the Underworld in the underworld, or the place of Tianzun, it's all No one else is allowed to enter! They closed the door and kissed me, but in this way, what else can I write?"

"Since this is the case, you can make it up!" The Queen Mother said indifferently, "I see that these so-called literati in the world are not full of splendid articles. Even if it is something that has never happened, in their pens, there is no one. The writing is decent, making people feel as if it is true; now, why can't you?"

These words immediately seemed to open the door to a new world.Chang'e seemed to hear that the lock she had been struggling with for a long time was snapped open, and her almond eyes began to sparkle for a while, and she said eagerly, "I will try."

She is like a fish that has seen the long-awaited spring water, and she started to see off guests without saying a word: "In this case, I will go to retreat. My friends, don't come to my place these days! "

Without the storybook, there will be no fresh stories, and the gods are very boring these days.So after listening, he nodded again and again and said: "It's easy to say, easy to say." After finishing speaking, they each stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and walked away.

More than ten days later, it was the birthday of the only little panda that was held in the palm of the hand of all the gods in the heavens.Therefore, all the gods from all walks of life responded, and on this day they all gathered in the Qili Palace where Yuanshi Tianzun and his husband lived, and each prepared new gadgets everywhere, ready to tease the chubby little panda.

Immortals are everywhere, and there are skirts and skirts everywhere.Surrounded by clouds and mists, fairies with faint apricot faces and peach cheeks came together, passing by like weak willows supporting the wind, almost dazzling people's eyes.

Taishang Laojun arrived late because he wanted to receive a freshly baked elixir.When he hurried over on the cloud, he saw a few little fairies looking at him from a distance, all with eager expressions on their faces.After seeing his appearance clearly, both of them pursed their lips and laughed non-stop.

What are you laughing at?

Taishang Laojun slowed down suspiciously, took a deep breath subconsciously, and retracted his round belly that had been protruding due to overeating these days.He raised his hand to straighten his shiny Taoist robe, and pretended to be a god in the heavenly realm, without even glancing at these little fairies, he just floated past in such a graceful manner.

When he arrived at the banquet, he sat down next to the smiling Yue Lao, and rubbed his hands excitedly: "Yue Lao, spring seems to be coming for me."

Hearing this, Yuelao suddenly froze for a moment, then the smile on his face widened a bit, he slapped the table and laughed so hard he couldn't breathe: "Hahahaha, you? Old gentleman, can you Stop joking around!"

"I have never made a joke before!" Taishang Laojun deeply felt that his face was stepped on with disdain, and his old face turned red for a while, "Why don't you look at those little fairies? Are you looking at this seat?"

Yuelao followed his gaze, and sure enough, he saw a group of fairies whispering.Seeing them looking over, the group of little fairies almost jumped up excitedly one by one, and their voices became louder.

For the first time, he had some doubts about his eyes, and after a long silence, he said: "It doesn't make sense, does it? I haven't found a fairy couple yet, so it's not your turn to a person who only knows to stay here every day." The old man in the smoky place in the Danfang should find someone he likes first?"

"What are you talking about!" Taishang Laojun dissatisfied, "What's wrong with me? I have such a noble status, and my birth is also very handsome. What's more, there is such a craft as alchemy, and now, it can be regarded as a treasure. You are young. I don’t know why I can’t even find a fairy companion!”

Yuelao fanned the fan slowly, blowing up his few locks of beard, and said calmly: "Pull it down, don't put gold on your old face."

In a word, Laojun, who was already a little guilty when he said it, didn't say a word, and sat upright obediently.

It's just how Laojun sees it and feels it, that group of young and beautiful fairies have been glancing at him.Although he didn't know exactly where he caught their attention, and he didn't know why they were so discerning, but this didn't help Lao Jun to be proud of himself from the bottom of his heart.After that, he acted calmly on the surface, toasting with all the immortals again and again, but in fact, he kept glancing at the little fairies looking around from the corner of his eye, feeling very happy in his heart.

The precious sword is not old, and it is suitable for use on oneself.

Taishang Laojun waved his sleeves quite reservedly, and because they kept watching, he no longer swallowed the jade liquid wine in one gulp, but instead sipped it gracefully.After he finally sipped half of his cup, Yue Lao beside him had already drank a pot, and looked into his cup with frowning eyes: "What are you smoking?"

"How can there be convulsions?" Taishang Laojun smiled extremely calmly, but actually pinched Yuelao secretly underneath, making him tremble, "I just don't want to drink anymore. After a day like this What's the point of getting drunk?"

"Okay, okay," Yuelao waved helplessly, "I'll let you go, let you go..."

The little fairies who were concentrating on looking at this side suddenly became louder, and their almond eyes flickered, filled with excitement.Even though the distance was very far away, such fiery gazes made Laojun's face a little hot, his heart was pounding, and he carefully hid it well.

At this moment, he suddenly saw Chang'e sitting directly opposite him.Even though it was at such a lively banquet, Fairy Chang'e was still sitting dignifiedly, with a scroll unfolded in her hand, and she was concentrating on writing something on it.Thinking of the script that hadn't been published yet, the old gentleman leaned over Shi Shiran: "Fairy Chang'e, have you written anything recently?"

Unexpectedly, Chang'e was so frightened that she shivered, and hurriedly stuffed the scroll she was writing into her sleeve, and said with a smile: "I haven't finished it yet. After a few days, I will finish it, and then I will show it to Shangxian." .”

Taishang Laojun nodded in satisfaction, holding his noble and unsullied air of immortality, and stuffed a pale gold brocade brocade pouch into the arms of the little panda lying in his father's arms, but this brocade pouch was a perfect gift. The bottom bag is stuffed with enough panacea for the little panda to eat in the next life, and it is Xiaojiu's favorite bamboo flavor.Immediately after waiting for all the gods to disperse, he also stepped onto the fairy cloud, and slowly left under the admiring eyes.

Recently, all the gods felt that Laojun seemed to have changed a little bit.His big fluffy white beard has been neatly groomed in recent days, without any mess; the Taoist robe on his body is also brand new, with a myriad of rays of light on it, and when he steps on the clouds and floats over from afar, he looks like a From there the sun came, almost blinding the eyes.

Not to mention the fairy style he has been carrying these days, everything he does is noble and indifferent, completely different from the crazy old man who loves to inquire about gossip, he has almost become a fairy from the inside out.

The most amazing thing is that behind him, there is also a group of little fairies who are always chirping and excited, following him step by step, as if they will never get tired.

The Taishang Laojun spent five days under such gazes. Even if nothing happened during the five days, he must walk around the Nine Heavens, and then gracefully walk around in the gazes of everyone. Waving his sleeves and lifting his chin up a bit, he has the demeanor of Yuanshi Tianzun.

Until five days later, when he was floating past the fairy palace where Bai Ze lived, he suddenly saw Xiao Jiu who was playing.Then he lowered the cloud, and asked with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, why don't you come to Uncle's place to play recently? Have you finished eating the elixir with you earlier?"

The little panda looked up at his belly, and seemed to be hesitant.

"What's the matter?" Laojun leaned over, picked it up, and rubbed his chubby chin, "Why this expression?"

At this moment, Bai Ze came out from the hall to take Xiaojiu to take a bath.Not long after he took human form, he still looked like an eleven or twelve-year-old boy. He was very immature. When he saw this scene, he was shocked and hurriedly said, "Xiao Jiu, good boy, come down quickly. Uncle Jun is pregnant." How can you let him hug you?"

There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and Laojun was completely stunned by such a thunderbolt.His lips were trembling, and it took a long time before he could squeeze out a word: "Pregnant?"

After a stick of incense, the angry Taishang Laojun rushed straight into Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, picked up Chang'e Fairy who was writing something, and shook her: "What have you written? You have written everything!" what?"

Chang'e felt that something was wrong, and was about to run away, when she saw Laojun spread out the scrolls on the case gloomyly.After reading it carefully, he gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "Chang'e, hello—you are really kind!"

He shook the book titled "The Most Beautiful But the Red Sunset" a few times, and only then did he know what the group of little fairies were talking about during the banquet.

"Ah, look at that belly, it wasn't that big before! Laojun is still pregnant!"

"I must be pregnant. I am willing to eat the birth pill for the sake of the other party. What kind of affection is this that makes my eyes wet?"

When Yuelao laughed because Laojun said that he had peach blossoms, this was what fell into the eyes of the little fairies:

"Look, Laojun must have said something about his happiness, otherwise how could Yuelao laugh so happily?"

Another little fairy held her face in her hands: "Ahhh, could it be that the other one is Yue Laomo? It really matches well!"

When Taishang Laojun took a sip of wine:

"Knowing that I'm pregnant, I don't even dare to drink my favorite wine before. It really is a hard job..."

"However, Laojun who is willing to stick to his friendship like this is really enviable and affectionate!"

After that, Yuelao glanced at Laojun's wine glass and laughed at him:

"Look, it's really not allowed to drink! Just say, how can you drink alcohol while pregnant? It's not good for the baby in the womb!"

"Yue Lao is really a competent husband."

Laojun's fingers trembled, thinking about his excited appearance these days, it was joy in the eyes of others; when he met himself and Yuelao occasionally gossiping, it was full of affection in the eyes of others; even Going out and wandering around every day has become a breath of fresh air for the child in her belly!

Finally realizing that the so-called peach blossoms were nothing more than Nankey Yimeng, Taishang Laojun tore up the book in grief and angrily, and went back to his alchemy room to heal his wounds, crying loudly.This time, he intends to comfort his heartache, and in a short period of time, he must never come out to meet these bad gods!

However, in the eyes of those with a heart...

"I'm going to have a baby, absolutely!" The little fairies said firmly, all of them rejoicing, "Let's go and prepare something for the baby. Is it a boy or a girl?"

We all look forward to the arrival of new life, really.

The author has something to say:

Since then, this article is finally coming to an end—the last chapter is more joyful, and the author is very self-indulgent. Please feel free to complain when you read it——

Thank you to all of you who accompanied me to this day.From the opening of the article on October [-]th to today, we have been together for one-third of the year—from early autumn to early spring, and finally finished telling this story well.There are a lot of things I want to say, but I really don’t know what to say when it comes to my mouth. It’s the first time I sign a contract, enter V for the first time, have so many favorites and encouragement for the first time, and have Confidence to write what I have always wanted to write...

It's all because of you that we are motivated.

The next article will be the Twelve Gold Hairpins sex change, well, if you are interested, you can click into the author's column to bookmark it first.It's called "Where's Sister Lin?" It's probably going to start this Saturday or this Sunday——

I hope to see you again in the future, and give a big thank you to all those who have encouraged me—if there is a destiny, we will meet again——