The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

Those who came were neither a fairy-like old man, nor a handsome young scholar, but a group of women who were supposed to be embroidering in their boudoirs, but timidly refused to step out of the door.

Even this hall is the first time to welcome these delicate guests in these hundreds of years.They seem to have given new vitality to the hall at once, making every part of it suddenly brighten.

Wei Hanlin opened his mouth in a daze, and when he realized what happened, his face flushed with anger: "Your Majesty, what do you mean?"

"Don't you want to meet the owner of this poem?" The queen asked back, with awe-inspiring majesty in her eyes, she coldly glanced at the courtiers whose expressions changed drastically, "Why, gentlemen, have you repented now?"

"It's these women?" Wei Hanlin looked as if he had suffered some great humiliation, and even the veins on his forehead burst out one by one. From the corner of his eyes, he glanced at the group of beauties who covered their faces with veils. He sneered unceremoniously, "Your Majesty, you can't use such tricks to deceive us! Just bring a few poems and say they wrote them, and we will believe it?"

"Yeah, how to prove that this is not from the hands of a scholar?"

"Besides, in a good daughter's house, it would be better to learn some poems written by literati and poets...wouldn't it be better to learn some embroidery in the house, so that I can be in charge of the inner house. Who would dare to marry this woman whose heart is full of poetry? "

"It's reasonable, it's reasonable. Only these things, how can they serve their future husband-in-law?"

All the ministers nodded in approval, chattering in unison, not optimistic about the matter of women being officials.One or two of them seemed to be stepped on by someone's tail, and they couldn't wait to stand up, all of them were righteous, and their words were benevolence, righteousness and morality.

The empress's expression on the throne became colder and colder, her brows were gloomy as if a piece of ice had formed, freezing all her eyebrows and eyes.Through the bead curtain in front of her forehead, she glanced at the officials with some anger, and suddenly grabbed the memorials piled up on the dragon case, and threw them to the ground with a clatter.

"enough!"

This sudden voice startled all the ministers, they stopped the words that were about to spit out from their lips at a loss, and obediently lowered their hands and stood silent.

"So what about them?" The queen was obviously moved, and sneered, "They are all my Daqing citizens! According to my Daqing law, talented people can be reused, regardless of their family background. Now, they are also As for the matter of talent, are you going to hold on to that ridiculous notion and reject this group of good officials who can help me go further in Daqing!"

The hall fell silent for an instant, as if a needle could be heard.After a while, Fang heard a minister muttering to himself: "But, they are women..."

"So what if they are women?" The queen shook her head, and a bitter taste suddenly appeared in her heart, "You are just reborn as men in this life, how do you know whether you will be a man or a woman in the next life? Because they are women, So they don't go out of the second door at the same door?"

"Because they are women, should they be illiterate and just work as dowry maids at home?"

"Because they are women, no matter how talented they are, they can only hide in their hearts silently, can't they show a little bit?"

"Because they are women, they can only take care of their husbands and children, be filial to their parents-in-law, and also take care of their husbands' concubines and take care of housework. Watching the husband carry three concubines and four concubines to the house, in the end, a bunch of concubines were not born by themselves. The concubine's concubine and daughter are in front of you, but you can't vent your anger, and you can only be a puppet that never rests in your life, trapping yourself in such a small space as the back house?"

"Because they are women, they must have a child, and it must be a boy. It is best to conceive immediately within one month of marriage. Otherwise, they are either in poor health or bad life. It is best to be divorced and go home. Go—doesn’t it make sense to live without having children?”

"Because they are women, don't they even have the chance to control their own destiny?"

These rhetorical questions, like a cuckoo weeping blood, make people's heart tremble.The meanings in the words in the sentence were like sharp arrows, which ruthlessly pierced the paper-thin balance maintained in the past, and the woman standing by listening to it felt inexplicably excited.

They have been wronged for too long.

There are so many women in this world who have poor fate.Those who are lucky, but they have to face the fact that they are like canaries imprisoned in a cage. The people who raise them do not allow them to leave the cage, deprive them of their surname and Their personalities have transformed them all into the same well-behaved appearance.Forcing them to retract their wings, shrinking their sky into a small piece the size of a palm.They also have to cry blood day and night. If they don't cry for a day, the owner will think it is useless and throw it out without hesitation.

They are just pets that can be teased when they think about it.But when the master is invisible, they still have to devote their youth, patience, and warm blood to this so-called master, until the last second when the blood becomes cold, they You can't live for yourself.

What the hell is God?

Apparently, he had never expected the empress to be so angry. Wei Hanlin's lips trembled, and he was about to refute, but he suddenly saw that incomparably huge phoenix flapping its wings appearing behind the empress.

This time, the stern light in the Fire Phoenix's eyes was even worse. When he swept towards him so coldly, he couldn't help but tremble all over, as if a basin of cold water had been poured from head to toe.Wei Hanlin was huddled up by the sudden cold, looked at the crackling sparks from the phoenix, and closed his mouth in an instant.

However, there were still people who did not believe in evil. A small official ignored the phoenix with raging anger in his eyes, stepped forward, and shouted: "Your Majesty, this is completely different from what the world knows! For thousands of years, women have suffered from short-sightedness, Because of lack of ambition and other reasons, it has always been forbidden to interfere in politics. Now His Majesty can't protect the women of the world just because he is a woman! The reason why they were created is to reproduce! And the common people in this world, originally It should be the responsibility of us men!"

Zhaoning laughed back in anger; "Really?"

Her eyes were almost icy, and she suddenly called out: "Come here, drag Mr. Liu down and put him in the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice. Find three guards to guard him. When will he be able to give birth to a child by himself? Let it out."

"How can I have children!" Xiaoguan was shocked, "I'm a man!"

"That's not a problem," Zhaoning said slowly, "A few days ago, an immortal gave a fairy medicine. After taking it, it can make a man conceive. Naturally, such a big matter of reproduction should not be sloppy. Several jailers take turns to fight, and until a boy is born, he must not be released—”

There was still a look of disbelief on the face of the little official, and he insisted: "How could this happen? Your Majesty, don't deceive the ministers and others. Throughout the ages, there has never been such a ridiculous thing as a man giving birth..."

"How not?"

Zhaoning clapped his hands lightly, and someone helped a man with a big belly up.This man originally had the goodness of Long Yang, but for the sake of inheritance, he married a woman with a lower status and returned home.But the woman gave birth to three children, all of whom belonged to her daughter, so he angered him, and without saying a word, she sent him home and insulted each other so badly that the woman jumped into the river unbearably disturbed.As early as Jia Lang and Shui Rong took Shengzi Pills to give birth to little pandas, Zhaoning had this idea, asked for many Shengzi Pills, secretly melted them into the meal, and fed one to the man.

And the Shengzi Pill, which Taishang Laojun personally refined, is indeed very effective. In just one month, this man's belly is as big as an ordinary pregnant woman for seven or eight months. He cries and howls with his big belly every day. No, I fully understand how painful it is for a woman in the world to give birth.

Now when this man was firmly controlled by the guards and appeared in the court, the expressions of the ministers suddenly changed.Their unbelievable gazes swept over the high protruding abdomen, and some people even stepped forward to touch it a few times. In the end, it was as if they were struck by lightning, and they turned around in great pain, and nodded slightly at all colleagues. nodded.

It's a bolt from the blue!

Men can actually have children!

The faces of the ministers were as brilliant as if they had just swallowed a live fly, and they retreated collectively without a sound, leaving the little official who had just provoked the Queen's fury alone in the front row.The little official looked to the left and then to the right, feeling uneasy in his heart, he stammered: "Xiaguan... Xiaguan is not..."

"Why not?" The queen sneered, "Now you can reproduce, if you don't have ten or eight children, how can you be worthy of your ancestors?"

The guard standing in front of Zhumen immediately understood what the empress meant, stepped forward, and locked Lord Liu's arms without hesitation.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you can't treat me like this!" the little official exclaimed, ten or eight of them, those are not humans, they are pigs!Sows are not so capable of giving birth!

Besides, although it is very common to make brothers in the Daqing Dynasty nowadays, he has always been the one at the top, how can he lie under the body?

He screamed again and again, and most of the ministers in the court showed expressions of impatience.However, thinking about how many pills the queen still has in her hands that can make men have children...they still hid the idea of ​​coming forward obediently deep in their minds, and dared not even touch it.

Seeing that no one interceded with him, Xiaoguan's face turned pale at first, and finally turned vicious.He gritted his teeth, and said: "In that case, I would rather have the jade broken than the tile!"

It may not be a good thing to leave a name in history like this!

After finishing speaking, he suddenly got a force from nowhere, broke away from the two guards on the left and right with all his strength, rushed towards the white jade pillar standing in the hall, and slammed into the white jade pillar fiercely.

Many ministers exclaimed and closed their eyes subconsciously.Only the brave ministers saw it, and the imagined scene of blood flying and brains did not appear. This Master Liu just knocked his head out of a blue bag the size of a bowl, and was covering it with his hands, ouch Yo to call.

They swallowed involuntarily, turned their heads to look at the queen, and they saw a sneer on the corner of the queen's mouth.

"As early as the last time someone threatened me with death, I was already prepared. I ordered someone to wrap each pillar three times with a very thick cotton quilt, but the color is the same, so it doesn't show much—why, Your family is in court today, don't you feel that this pillar is much thicker than usual?"

Of course I didn't feel it!

All the ministers shouted in their hearts, we are all only looking at the screen, who would look at the pillars!

This queen doesn't play by the rules at all!

The author has something to say: Zhao Ning: If you are not afraid of being hit to death and still have a bag, you can go ahead and try it!