The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

The simple and rude threats successfully got rid of the Erfang family who were always scheming secretly. Jia Sheli stood in the courtyard of Rongxi Hall, took a deep breath, and immediately felt that even the air was much fresher.

He happily went back to the house to write a letter to his youngest son, and wrote in flamboyant handwriting on the open Xue Tao paper:

Dear my son:

Everything is in order, and everything has been dealt with as you said.Sir, I have never felt that raising a son is so useful, and I am very relieved.No matter what method you used, this Rongguo Mansion has become our family's world again, you can go home in the next two days, master, I will order the kitchen to cook more delicious food for you, and reward you well.

When the letter arrived at the Beijing Palace, Jia Lang opened it and read it, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "What do you mean, no matter what method was used? Where did this secret tacit feeling come from, and why did he act like this?" Are you sure his son didn't use any normal methods?"

"There is no one who knows a son like a father," Pai Yao stood aside and shook his head. Under the sunlight pouring in from the window, his whole body exuded a brilliance that could almost blind people's eyes. It must be full of bad water. You have to admit that it was the King of Hades who led you to ruin."

"So what if it's broken?" Jia Lang carefully folded the letter paper again, inserted it into the bookshelf, and said calmly, "For those shameless people, it should be done in such a rough way—since they don't Listen to the truth, is there a better choice than this?"

The corner of his mouth curled up into a smile, and he said meaningfully: "However, I was surprised that this trick is so easy to use. From this point of view, the only way to deal with those hypocrites is to kill them with one blow." Life."

His appearance made Pixiu feel a bad feeling in his heart, hesitantly asked: "You want to..."

"Get rid of those stinky men with eyes above the top," Jia Lang narrowed his eyes slightly, the ink color smeared in his pupils, like a slowly unfolding landscape painting, "They are not benevolent, so don't blame me for not being kind." Righteous."

At this moment, the little panda struggled to crawl in from the doorway, its fluffy body moved a little bit, the snow-white and jet-black fur complemented each other, like a big round blanket with legs, moving desperately towards this place .Pixiu squinted his eyes, facing the light, he couldn't see what the thing at the door was: "What is that?"

"What else could it be?" Jia Lang gave him an angry look, "Of course it's my son."

He clapped his hands and encouraged the little panda to slowly crawl towards his arms. Finally, the little guy successfully grabbed onto the hem of his clothes, humming in satisfaction, and laid his chubby black and white head on Jia Lang's. On the chest, rubbing against the button of the clothes embroidered with complicated and dark patterns.It smelled the very familiar fragrance of Jia Lang, opened its mouth, and spit out a crystal clear bubble with a puff.

Pixiu stood aside and watched, feeling that it was really interesting, so he secretly poked and stretched out his finger, and popped the bubble on the little panda's mouth at once.

The round bubbles that reflected the changing colorful lights just now disappeared, and the little panda was a little taken aback, and then shriveled its mouth, looking like it was about to cry.It babbled and babbled against the villain who destroyed his toys with two extremely large dark circles under his eyes.

"Okay, okay, don't cry..." Pixiu was quite flustered now, he fumbled around in his arms in a hurry, and finally found a night pearl that was half the size of a palm.This luminous pearl was held in his palm, and its radiance could almost be compared with the sun outside the window, but it was softer, brighter and not dazzling, like a small sun rising in his palm.

The little panda looked at this curiously, then looked out of the window, and then happily hugged it with its two fat and short front paws, sticking out its little pink tongue to lick it.

Before Paixiu can stop it, it has already tasted the taste of the night pearl.Pixiu was so scared by it that he gasped, and hurriedly hugged Ye Mingzhu back and said, "My little ancestor, this is not for food, it was carried out from the Crystal City of the Dragon King... soaked in seawater and how much Thousands of years, can't you be salted to death?"

He said it too late.

The whole round face of the little panda who licked it was wrinkled, sticking out its small tongue and breathing hard, two round, pearl-like tears circled and circled in the eyes, and finally pattered. It fell out of those black eyes with a sound.

The gods in the sky also gasped.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

【Pixiu, is this guy looking for death? 】

[Look at this seat, a fly whisk slaps him to death! 】

【Sure enough, let’s just throw this clumsy Pixiu out...】

"Don't cry, don't cry..."

The golden Pixiu frantically went to pour water with it, but the Taishang Laojun who watched all this had already dropped an elixir, which was for Runjin.It was sweet when stuffed into his mouth, as if he had a piece of honey in his mouth, and only then did he successfully appease this little ancestor who was loved by all the gods in the Nine Heavens.

The little panda bear had the elixir in its mouth, licked and licked it with relish, and lay in Jia Lang's arms, very well-behaved.

In less than a moment, another small head poked in from the doorway—a vermilion mark on the forehead, and the top of each hair seemed to be shone by the moonlight, shining silvery light.It's not someone else, it's Xiaobaize who was born by the current empress and empress.

Little Baize happily ran in on four legs, ran up to Jia Lang's feet familiarly, and arched around his feet.

"What is this again?" Pai Yao was confused, and looked at Jia Lang in surprise, "Is this asking you for something to eat?"

"What to eat?" Jia Lang shook his head with a smile, bent down, and placed his son on the white fluffy back, letting him lie on it safely, with his fat and short limbs along the Xiao Baize's back drooped, "Okay, go out and play carefully."

Excitedly, Bai Ze stamped his left paw on his right paw, squeezed out a voice that was still milky, then moved his limbs, joyfully took the little guy on his back out to play.

Looking at the situation of a bigger hairball carrying a smaller one, Pixiu was speechless for a long time, and finally turned around and asked, "Are you so relieved?"

"Why don't you worry?" The child's father waved at him without raising his head, "There are barriers set up around here, mortals can't get in, they can't get out, it's fine, not to mention, there are barriers in the sky. The other gods are watching."

Sure enough, after the two Maotuanzi went out through the door, most of the gods in the sky also ran away.All of them just looked at the children like idiots holding the water mirror, and they were careful not to let them lose a single hair.The barrage instantly calmed down, and it took a long time to scroll out a single one.

Pixiu frowned, and said slowly: "Why do I feel...you seem to have found a group of childcare workers for free?"

"How is it possible!" Jia Lang sneered, "Am I such a shameless person?"

Pixiu didn't speak, but silently looked at him with his peach blossom eyes.He kept looking at it, until Jia Lang felt guilty, and finally confessed rather helplessly.

"Well I am."

"You know," Pixiu said to him enthusiastically, "Little Baize carried your son out like this just now, it reminded me of a story book I saw at Chang'e a few days ago, it was really interesting. There is also such a scene in it, which is the story of Tang Monk learning scriptures. What is it called, Zhu Bajie carrying his wife?"

As soon as these words came out, the dull Pixiu also felt that something was wrong.In this way, wouldn't Xiao Baize become the canopy marshal who is now fat and big-eared?

He regretted it all at once, and took a peek at Jia Lang, hoping that the other party hadn't noticed his slip of the tongue.However, to his disappointment, Jia Lang slammed the Langhao brush in his hand onto the table with a snap.Obviously heard what he said just now.

Jia Lang raised his head very slowly, with a gloomy look in his eyes, Pixiu couldn't help but take a step back.Then he heard Jia Lang say gloomyly: "Who do you say is the daughter-in-law?"

Pixiu: "...So this is the point?"

"Why?" Jia Xiaoshou blew his beard and stared at him for a moment, rounding his already round eyes, clusters of small flames burning in his eyes, and he was very angry, "My son has a body like that. It’s gong! It’s gong! You definitely want to marry someone into the door, how can you marry someone else?”

Pixiu hesitantly recalled the little panda's small body not much bigger than a slap, hesitantly said: "I really didn't see that..."

Jia Lang's eyebrows twitched, becoming more and more angry.

Before the two of them could argue over whether the little panda bear should be the oppressor or the oppressed party, the barrier in the yard was suddenly touched.Jia Lang frowned, and walked slowly out to the front yard, only to realize that it was a little eunuch in red who had come to pass on the Queen's instructions.

"Your Majesty Jia," the little eunuch bowed deeply towards him, "Your Majesty said, please take some time today to go to the palace and lie down——Your Majesty even asked the slave to tell you that it's time already."

When is it

It is a time to have a chance with this woman who is trapped in that square-inch house and can only look up at the moon and sigh; it is a time to divide this court that is exclusively for men, and let those talents and minds have nothing to do. The time to lose to their heroines; it is the time to return those fates to their hands!

"My minister knows," Jia Lang said, "I would like to obey the emperor's order."

Facing the light that was shining all over the courtyard at the time of China and Japan at this time, such a light was also ignited in his eyes.Streaks of light covered it softly like a feather, and finally completely dissolved the last sliver of darkness at the edge.

The author has something to say: Xiaobaize: I am a white glutinous rice ball~round and round~~(≧▽≦)/~~

Little Panda: Well, then, then I am glutinous rice balls stuffed with sesame seeds, but my stuffing just flowed out~

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Let the little panda bear out, tomorrow we will tear the straight man's cancer with our hands!

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