The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

Jia Lang, whose soul was easily soothed by the two kisses, has since officially entered the period of preparation for childbirth.Because he also has some bloodlines of divine beasts, he cannot be judged by human standards.Although he was preparing for childbirth, his stomach did not swell up like an ordinary pregnant woman's tall balloon, perhaps because of the short period of time, except for the daily addiction to spicy and sour, and the sudden heavy taste After a lot, there is no more discomfort.

From then on, Jia Lang was completely at ease, thinking that no matter what, he would have to be pregnant for nine months before giving birth, so he simply felt at ease.In addition to facing up every day, she fell into an endless cycle of eating, sleeping, and eating, and successfully raised herself to be fair and tender, and her cheeks, which were already a little baby fat, became more soft and tender.Shui Rong once in a while pinched it with his hands, and felt that it felt very good in the hand, and he couldn't put it down. Since then, he has had a lot of fun.

In addition to his cheeks, his waist also has flesh, which is soft to the touch, tender but not greasy.When the moon was on the treetops, Shui Rong almost sank into this soft ocean and couldn't be pulled out again. He only wanted to make him smaller and keep him in his pocket at any time.

...wait, who said you can't?

"You want to make me smaller?" Jia Lang, who was slumped cross-legged in the moon-white soft quilt on the bed, stared at him in disbelief, "Why?"

"I have to deal with important things today." Shui Rong patted his head, his eyes were filled with tenderness, "I really can't let you go at home alone."

"Why worry about that!" Jia Lang shook his head dumbfounded, and ate another piece of preserved fruit from the jasper bowl next to him.The candied fruit is sour and sweet, and a few pieces can make people's teeth sour, but he seems to be unable to feel it at all, and puts them in his mouth one by one. Soon, a sharp pile of preserved fruit is ready. end.Jia Lang squinted his eyes, then stretched out his hand to tug at the skirt of the water-soluble clothes, "It's gone..."

"You ate too much today." King Bei Jing cruelly rejected his request, took his paws hanging on the skirt of his clothes, and squeezed his pouted mouth, "Hey, I'll eat tomorrow."

"How can this be possible?" Jia Lang's eyes widened instantly, and he glared at him watery, "Tomorrow still has tomorrow's share! What's more, I don't necessarily want to eat this tomorrow..."

He kept grabbing the corner of Beijing Wang Yuebai's brocade clothes, and pinched the corners of the clothes until they were wrinkled, obviously looking unwilling.King Beijing Jing put his hand on his head, gently rubbed the hair that was pouring down like silk, thought for a moment, and laughed softly: "I have another idea, which can make you eat it for a long time. .”

The small heads of his subordinates suddenly turned up, a pair of black and white pupils were shining with brilliance, clusters of small flames were full of joy, full of longing.

Shui Rong paused for a moment, and then said: "There is half a preserved fruit that is as tall as you."

Jia Lang's eyes brightened all of a sudden, and he couldn't even swallow his saliva.

Half...half my height!

He squinted his eyes and thought about how he was holding such a big candied fruit and trying to bite it, and he felt that everything in front of him suddenly became better.I couldn't help but get excited for a while, and pulled the water-soluble skirt even tighter: "What method is it?"

After a while, he knew exactly what the method in Shui Rongkou was.

It's not like he thought, making the preserved fruit bigger.

Rather...

Shrunk him down.

A boy the size of a thumb stood angrily on the table. Because of his size, his delicate and delicate features became more and more delicate. His jet-black hair was loose, and his snow-white jacket was small. It looked like a petite doll.The soaked brown-red shiny preserved fruit was placed in front of him, and it really reached his waist.

Jia Lang struggled to hold the candied fruit half as tall as himself by the waist, pursed his mouth, and felt that he couldn't be more wronged.

【Ah, it's so cute at such a small size...Xiao Lang is really suitable for carrying around in the sleeves. 】

[It would be even better if there is a fairy pet like Xiao Lang to raise.Not only has furry fur, but it can also be transformed into a human form, and it is so well born...]

[It's just that he can only stay in one sleeve, isn't the other sleeve empty?Doesn't it make people feel uncomfortable to look at it like this? 】

【Guan Shiyin, not all gods are like you... No, you should be glad that not all gods are like you! 】

Otherwise... I don't know what kind of ghost this heaven will become.

Although it doesn't seem to be getting any better now.

"Speaking of which..." Jia Lang suddenly became curious, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, isn't your jade bottle held in one hand? Is it the left hand or the right hand?"

【Xiao Lang, don't—】

Taishang Laojun sighed sadly: 【It's already too late. 】

This sentence seemed to turn on some switch in an instant, or a maze suddenly opened its mysterious entrance. Avalokitesvara frowned, and began to think about this question thousands of times: [This seat is holding a bottle in his left hand. , or the bottle in the right hand? 】

All the gods shook their heads.

When they saw Avalokitesvara, the god always held her delicate jade bottle.The body of the bottle is graceful like a [-]-year-old girl, with two willow branches still hanging with dew, and you will feel clean and dusty when you look at it.But if you really want to be more honest, which hand is holding her...

There are thousands of gods in the heaven, who will pay attention to this?

Jia Lang just said it casually, seeing that Avalokitesvara was choked, he didn't take it to heart.He lowered his head to look at his body which was not much bigger than a fingernail. He was speechless for a while, and he had no choice but to stretch out his arms, and Wang Jing looked at him happily from head to toe, and finally stretched out his sleeves. There was a protruding line in the sleeve, so Jia Lang dangled his legs and sat on it, struggling to pull out a piece of thread to use as an armrest, and sat firmly.Holding the candied fruit in his other hand, he swayed with the movements of the water solution as if sitting on a swing, and began to gnaw the candied fruit wholeheartedly.

Therefore, he didn't know what a huge disaster his unintentional sentence would be to Avalokitesvara.

【Which hand bottle did this seat use before? 】

This question almost made Avalokitesvara think hard, first he tried it with his left hand, then he tried it with his right hand, after thousands of times, he still felt that neither hand was right.After that, she only had this one thing in her mind day and night, and it was like a mountain that Yu Gong wanted to move, lying in front of her eyes, which made her very restless, wishing she could go back and see it now See how you are that day.

But unfortunately, the water mirror of the past and the future is at the place of Siming Xingjun. This Xingjun closed his doors 300 years ago.Avalokitesvara couldn't find a result, and afterward, she silently added another bottle to herself.

Since then, the statue of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the South China Sea that the world pays homage to has changed into holding two jade bottles.One left hand, one right hand, smiling brows are soft, and the eyes that hang down are full of pity for the common people.

Since Zhaoning ascended the throne, the First Prince's faction seems to have settled down a lot.The second prince and Zhaoning were born of the same mother, although the relationship with her is not very deep, they are brothers and sisters connected by blood, so after seeing this result, they got up and went back to the fief without making a sound, not wanting to be with her The emperor blocked Zhaoning's eyes.Zhaoning made him an idle prince, but he was at ease.Only the eldest prince, citing the reasons of missing the Supreme Emperor and the fact that his bones were still cold, even though he was granted the title of King Yu and had a fief, still refused to leave and stay in the imperial capital.

However, even though he no longer has thoughts about the supreme position on the bright side, in the dark where no one can see, the actions of the First Prince's faction are still going on--the important thing that Shui Rong said must be dealt with is this big prince. The prince's men bought people's hearts and spread news in the capital.

He went out in person, took Jia Xiaolang who was hidden in his sleeve, and dealt with several troublesome officials in succession.All of these individuals are some inconspicuous people who hid in the market, chatting with the people about the rumors that the current sage is a woman but disturbing the ancestors of Chao Gang, frightening the people who don't know the reason for a moment, and they also feel that It is a matter of harming the country for women to be emperors.

Shui Rong didn't show any sympathy to these individuals, and sent these soldiers and crabs to the big prison for the reason of arbitrarily discussing government affairs to confuse the people and having bad intentions.After finishing the disposal, he took out the little Jia Lang from his sleeve in no one's place, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything else you want to eat?"

Little Jia Lang looked at him with a complicated expression.

"Why?" He looked at Shui Rong with such an expression, and was taken aback, "But what's the matter?"

Little Jia Lang silently stretched his arms, and struggled to lift something to show him—it was the size of a grain of rice, quite round, reflecting a lustrous luster in the sunlight.

King Beijing Jing was puzzled at first, and then he was suddenly blessed to know what the thing in front of him was.His eyes were full of ecstasy, and he hurriedly performed a fairy method to seal this corner and prevent others from entering.Immediately, he changed little Jia Lang and the object in his arms back to their original appearance, and it was an egg with a pointed top and a round bottom!

The eggshell moved and then shattered with a snap.Stretching out two fat, furry paws from the inside, they were pitch-black in color.Immediately, a chubby little head poked out, and the little panda looked blankly at Jia Lang with those two huge dark circles under his eyes.He is not pink and hairless like ordinary pandas, but already has black and white fur all over his body, like a soft and round ball like a small circle placed on a big circle, which makes Jia Lang's heart ache. All of a sudden, it softened completely——

God knows, he was just sitting in his sleeves, how he was suddenly promoted to the level of father!