The whole heaven is watching Lao Tzu fall in love [Red Mansion]

Taishang Laojun was speechless for a long time after hearing the words: 【Is your point not right? 】

Jia Lang stretched out his hand to touch his nose, then pondered for a moment, frowned and said, "It's just such a fabricated account book, what is there that makes Master Zhen have to burn it?"

[I don't know this question,] Taishang Laojun said leisurely, [Why don't you take a look? 】

"But it's already burned—"

Before he finished speaking, he saw that an intact ledger had reappeared in his hands.Jia Lang held the book and choked silently for a while, before he remembered that these guys were gods, and they couldn't be deduced according to common sense.

Now that he got it in his hand, he naturally read each page carefully.After turning it over from beginning to end, for two or three days in a row, I could only see loopholes in the account book, one after another, as if attacked by some groundhog, but it was only with Zhen Yan that he found it again. It doesn't matter at all.

"It doesn't make sense," he sat on the edge of the bed and frowned, "If it's really irrelevant, why are you so nervous, stole it from me and burned it in such a hurry?"

It so happened that Bai Ze passed by the door, handsome and handsome, as graceful as jade.Jia Lang's eyes lit up when he saw him, he didn't care if he dragged people in: "Master Bai, if you have time now, why don't you help me see what's wrong with this account book?"

The staggering Master Bai wriggled his lower lip, and wanted to say that he was not free at the moment, so Jia Lang said meaningfully: "It's really strange, I saw a huge beast in Master Bai's room the other day. All white hair, two ends taller than me. Why is it gone now? Do I have to ask someone to help me find it?"

White Pond:......

This is a threat, this is a naked threat!

Unexpectedly, he still doesn't know the identities of Shui Rong and Jia Lang, but he only knows his appearance at that time when they bumped into him, so he feels extremely guilty.Hearing Jia Lang's words again, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, so he had no choice but to sit down and take it over to look through it.

Jia Lang smiled, feeling that he was very wise and mighty, and he found such a helper to help him do the coolie, so he wandered to Shi Xiangming's side to watch him paint for a while.Shi Xiangming unfolded yesterday's new work happily to him: "Look, who is this?"

Jia Lang took a closer look, and saw that the woman in the painting was whipping the horse. The hair on the white horse was distinct, and the woman's long hair fluttered in the air.She wore a riding outfit, which made her look more and more unusually heroic, and she looked like a heroine.

"Princess Zhaoning actually agreed to your painting?"

"Why don't you agree?"

Shi Xiangming rolled up the picture carefully again, shook his head happily, and said: "The princess likes it, hurry up, and let me hurry up and frame it." After finishing speaking, he took a look at the Western clock on the case, and hurriedly Said, "I'm going to frame it, I'll talk about it when I come back."

Jia Lang responded, then turned around and went to his own room, and by the way, poured a cup of fresh maple dew tea with Bai Ze and carefully held it along the way.Unexpectedly, when he walked into the room, he didn't see Bai Ze, instead, he was replaced by a guy in golden clothes, who was turning a small pure gold abacus without raising his head.

There were exquisite hollow gold collars hanging on his golden clothes, seven or eight in a row.There are Qiongzhi flowers and Phoenix flowers.At this moment, the golden sleeves were rolled up high, revealing two white and slender arms, with seven or eight gold bracelets jingling on them.Look at the agate inlaid on the belt, and the hair crown is jasper...it looks like she wants to wear all the jewels on her body.With his head down at the moment, he could only see a black hair top, his fingers were flying, and he was almost about to bloom a flower on the abacus.

"There's a shortfall of more than 20 taels of silver here, plus the previous... oh my god!" He gasped.

Jia Lang couldn't figure it out at all, so he could only lean forward and ask, "May I ask who this brother is—"

"This is 240 five taels!" The man suddenly raised his voice, as if someone had gouged out a piece of his flesh, grinning in pain, his expression changed.Two slender hands patted his thigh desperately regretfully, and the bracelet became more and more lively following his movements, "240 five taels, such a big number, how courageous it is!"

Jia Lang: ...

Is this person's head sure that there is no disease?

240 five taels, for a farmer, is nearly ten years of expenses; but for a family like the Jia Mansion, it is just before a banquet.No matter how you look at it, it is really not a huge number.

Especially this person is so glittering, it almost blinds people's eyes, how can he care about these 200 taels of silver?

"It's all money!" The man was heartbroken, "The white money flew away in front of my eyes like this, how can I use it for food for three days?"

"...No," Jia Lang said quietly, "Even if it wasn't found out, it wouldn't be yours. After all, who are you?"

The man noticed him only after hearing this, and turned his head to look over in surprise.Only then did Jia Lang see clearly what he looked like. Although he was wearing such cumbersome and glittering golden accessories, the strange thing was that perhaps because of his good birth, he didn't feel tacky at all.On the contrary, his slightly wide-eyed appearance at this moment is almost like a cat that makes people can't help but reach out to help him smooth its fur, even wearing those gold and silver jewelry becomes more pleasing to the eye.

The two stared at each other for a long time, until Bai Ze walked in slowly again. Seeing this scene, he picked up the self-luminous person: "This...is a good friend of mine. , specially asked him to come and help me."

The man seemed to want to say something else, but the gentle and refined Bai Ze who was laughed at completely sealed his mouth with his hands, and then Fang smiled at Jia Lang: "You go first, after watching it, I will hand over the account book to you .”

Jia Lang: "But this is my room..."

It was only then that Master Bai came to his senses, he grabbed someone's long hair with one hand, and jingled the gold and silver jewelry on his head; with the other hand, he picked up the account book, and stood in front of the door without saying a word: " Farewell!"

Jia Lang: ...

He watched the two go farther and farther, and then disappeared from the end of the corridor as if flying away. Just now, he asked the group of gods who couldn't help laughing: "What's wrong with Master Bai?"

【Little Baize is just a divine beast after all.】Chang'e straightened her temples leisurely,【He can't see the origin of you and that one, so he is naturally afraid of revealing his identity to you—even with other divine beasts. Nor can it be exposed to you. 】

"Other beasts?"

Jia Lang frowned, and suddenly came to an incredible conclusion from the shining golden person: "That guy, could it be Pixiu?"

This doesn't seem to be the same as the legend at all!

Are you really not afraid of being robbed when walking on the street like this? ! !

[I feel a headache every time I look at him. 】Guan Shiyin said quietly, 【What is that messy pile on his neck? Can't it be hung neatly? 】

【He is also a divine beast, if a mortal snatches him, wouldn't he lose his face for hundreds of years? ] Taishang Laojun shook his head and said, 【But Pixiu is really good at reading accounts, and he guarantees that not a penny of money will be exposed. 】

Jia Lang rubbed his chin thoughtfully: "Why don't you kidnap me and become an accountant?"

Gods:  …

It's enough!Bi An is pulling the cart with you, Bai Ze is co-lord with you, and now he wants to kidnap Pixiu to settle accounts with you...

What are you going to do next?Are you going to heaven?

However, Jia Lang did what he said, and he persevered in trying to abduct Pixiu.Pixiu doesn't have any other hobbies, but loves money, so when he heard that he was going to be used, he stretched out both slender white hands, and the gold bracelet jingled, flipping it left and right in front of Jia Lang.

"I see, if you want to use me, you have to be at least equal to me."

"How much is this?" Jia Lang was taken aback, "20 taels?"

Pixiu shook his head again and again.

"Then..." Jia Lang hesitated, "Two million taels?"

"No," Pai Yao said, "it's twenty times the income of the treasury."

The corners of Jia Lang's mouth twitched instantly: "You are a lion's mouth!"

This is too expensive, who can afford it!

"That's natural," Pai Yao raised his head and said, "Or wouldn't I have fallen into my god... Ah no, the prestige of such a genius like me?"

Jia Lang gasped, turned his head and left without saying a word.Seeing that the white money that was about to enter his pocket flew away like this, Pai Yao became anxious.

"Don't go! How about two million taels?"

The person in front still walked extremely firmly, with no intention of turning back.

"Then..." Pai Yao bit his lip pitifully, "20 taels, no less!"

Jia Lang left without looking back.

"Okay, okay!" Pai Yao finally made up his mind and closed his eyes, "5 taels, 5 taels, then bargain with me, I will, I will..."

It was rare for him to say harsh words, and for a moment he didn't know what to say next.But when he opened his eyes again, he saw Jia Lang standing in front of him with a smile and staring at him: "Otherwise what?"

Pixiu stopped talking, and spread out his hands silently after a long while, sniffing and looking at Jia Lang: "Master, let's enjoy the meal..."

Afterwards, Bai Ze, who heard about this incident, almost jumped up, almost poked his finger on Pixiu's forehead: "Why don't you change your bad habits, but why did you sell yourself for these money?"

"It's better than nothing!" Pixiu happily lay in the pile of silver and counted one by one, and then counted again, completely innocent, and turned Bai Ze on his back in anger, repeatedly shouting that this guy is hopeless up.

They were running around in the government office like this, but Shi Xiangming got into the car by himself, went to frame the portrait that he was going to send to Princess Zhaoning, and hugged all the Lord of Hell that he painted a few days ago.It was rare to see such a person who appreciates his paintings, and he happily hired a few embroiderers to embroider this painting.

Unexpectedly, when he left the shop with the painting scroll in his arms, he bumped into someone head-on, making his nose red.The scroll in his hand scattered all over the ground, Shi Xiangming exclaimed: "My painting!"

"I'm really sorry," the person he bumped into bent down and picked up one by one with him. When he picked up one of them, his hand suddenly paused.

Above is Princess Zhaoning in bright clothes and angry horses, flying freely in red clothes, with heroic looks on her brows.She has a completely different style from ordinary women, she purses her lips stubbornly, which makes people's hearts rush.

Shi Xiangming didn't realize it at all, took back the painting from the man, and said to him with a smile: "Thank you!" Then he happily went home with his masterpiece, completely ignoring the deep eyes of the man behind him .

After returning back, I showed it to Princess Zhaoning. Princess Zhaoning blinked: "Why is there still some dirt on this painting?"

"I accidentally bumped into someone when I was leaving the store and fell to the ground." Shi Xiangming smiled embarrassedly, "That person seems to be a foreigner, and the color of his eyes is not quite the same as ours, they are dark gray."

His hands followed suit: "It's so tall, as strong as a bear, with deep eyebrows and eyes."

What he said was unintentional, but Princess Zhaoning frowned all of a sudden, and said, "Is it a foreigner? What did they come here from all the way to the south of the Yangtze River just after the flood?"

Naturally, Shi Xiangming couldn't answer, but Princess Zhaoning kept the words in mind, and hurriedly ordered several of her men to go and investigate without mentioning it.