Soul Eater

When Boss Tao came to the door, Ruan Yang was hurrying to count a batch of newly arrived paper-made computers.

Go back and build the power plant again, and strive to realize the modern office of the underworld as soon as possible.

Boss Tao didn't look very well. He lost a lot of hair after not seeing him for a few days.

Wei Xuan led him in, and when he came in, he saw the paper sacrifices all over the yard, and he was startled: "Master, you are..."

Ruan Yang waved his hand, not knowing how to explain to him that these are the office supplies of his employees, so he just said vaguely, "I'll burn them later."

Boss Tao nodded, expressing his understanding.In recent years, in order to build a civilized city and protect the ecological environment, many regions have introduced relevant policies, expressly prohibiting the burning of sacrificial objects in the open air, and advocating smokeless sacrifices. According to folk tradition, the government does not allow burning, and there are always people secretly burning. Correspondingly, there have been a lot of special services under the banner of "burning paper money on behalf of others, and burning the package".

This year's Qingming Festival, Boss Tao couldn't help but ask someone to burn a three-story three-dimensional villa for his late old father.

Boss Tao brought a little boy over today. He looked only four or five years old. He was very cute and lovable. Wei Xuan couldn't help but brought out a bunch of snacks to tease him.

After being teased a few times, he became so annoyed that he became angry, Ah Wu bit Wei Xuan's finger.

Wei Xuan: "..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

He screamed heart-piercingly, Boss Tao hurriedly carried the child over, and smiled awkwardly at Ruan Yang: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Master Wei, are you not injured?"

Only then did Ruan Yang cast his eyes on the little boy in Boss Tao's arms, and found that the little boy was also looking at him eagerly, as if he really wanted to get close to him.

Wei Xuan held his injured finger and grinned for a long time, looking at the row of clear tooth marks on it, he felt very wronged, but he was tall and burly and too embarrassed to argue with a small carrot, so he had to change the topic and divert attention Li: "Boss Tao, is this your son? No, I remember the last time I met you, aren't you still married?"

Ruan Yang also reacted belatedly, thinking of the face he showed Boss Tao last time, this person has a green color in his life, and all the girlfriends he has had gave him a green hat. The eyes are getting more subtle...

Boss Tao: "=="

He opened his mouth with complicated emotions: "...this is not my child."

Then he hurriedly explained in a low voice before the two of them came up with something even stranger: "This is the god I invited from you earlier!"

Ruan Yang: "?"

Wei Xuan: "Oh, God offering... what???"

Little boy, ah no, the little monster straightened his back proudly.

***

According to Boss Tao, after he invited the god back home, according to the method Xiao Siming said, he offered some fresh fruit to it every day, but after a few days he went to burn incense, and the radish-shaped god on the incense table disappeared. Now, a five-year-old child is sitting on the ground with his bare buttocks, holding an apple in his hand and gnawing on it.

This little monster stumbled at Xiao Siming's place, knowing that the memory left by his ancestors in the outside society is quite different now, people's hearts are sinister, and human beings are not easy to mess with.In addition, in Boss Tao's house, you can eat and drink without doing anything every day, and you can even reap merits. Isn't this life more comfortable than being a monster who everyone shouts and kills?

After it figured it out, it simply became the worship god of Boss Tao's family. Because of its outstanding performance, Boss Tao invited someone to come to the door two days ago, saying that he would customize a golden statue for it.

……

After hearing this, Wei Xuan glanced at the little monster with mixed emotions, wondering which monster's cub this is, and when its parents find out that their cub has become a human god, they might die of anger on the spot.

Ruan Yang didn't think there was anything wrong with it. On the contrary, he thought it was a good thing. Humans and demons are harmonious. Ever since he learned that the demon king was about to be born, he had been looking forward to world peace. He also wanted to have a good relationship with Mr. Xiao.

"It's the current image that is easily misunderstood." Ruan Yang commented.

Boss Tao immediately showed a wry smile: "That's right, several of my friends thought I had an illegitimate child outside."

It made him speechless, and he repeatedly emphasized that he was not such a person.

Ruan Yang expressed deep sympathy for his experience, "What does your girlfriend say?"

"Don't mention it, master, I still have to thank you when it comes to this," Boss Tao showed a little embarrassment on his face, "The peach blossom talisman you asked me to buy last time was very useful, and I received it the next day An anonymous email sent by someone else, which contains a video of my girlfriend entering and exiting a hotel with the male number two of the crew."

He sighed, touched the top of his green head, and his whole body was a bit vicissitudes: "I originally planned to wait for her to quit the circle in two years before going to get a certificate, but I didn't know that this kind of thing would happen... Forget it, you Don’t need to comfort me. I’ve figured it out now. Since I’m destined not to find a good partner, I might as well take advantage of the energy I have in the past few years to start a career and invest in a few more film and television projects. Oh yes, I’m here today for this Come here."

The following content finally gets straight to the point.

Recently, the theme of fairy tales in ancient costumes has become popular. After an analysis, the marketing department of the company took a fancy to a novel about cultivating immortals that was serialized on a certain platform.

What is different from traditional cultivating novels is that the protagonist of this novel is not a representative of righteousness, but the leader of the Demon Cult. The novel tells the story of the villain who is the leader of the Demon Cult after his rebirth.

After reading the original work, Boss Tao felt that such a refreshing and unconventional story would definitely be popular, so he immediately bought the copyright of the others and prepared to make it into a large-scale fairy tale drama in ancient costume.

It's just that I don't know if he has a haunted debuff on him or something. The crew filmed well outside, and when they returned to the studio to shoot special effects scenes, they started to be haunted again.

"I happened to be on the set that day. Originally, I thought that it would be difficult for everyone in this cold weather, so I planned to invite the whole crew to a nearby hot pot restaurant for a hot pot meal when the show was over. It was past nine o'clock in the evening, and everyone else was doing about the same thing, except for the male lead actor. His assistant ran over to us and apologized, saying, "Brother X has gone to the bathroom, let's go first, we will go there in a nanny car." I specially thanked me for inviting them to dinner. I thought to myself that this time the actor is quite good at coming, so I will not be polite. I left his assistant to continue waiting on the set, and the others went to the hot pot restaurant to order the dishes first. .”

When Boss Tao said this, there was a bit of annoyance on his face: "Who knew something would happen right after we left. The hot pot was on the table and it was almost finished. The leading actor hadn't appeared yet, so I called someone to help him Called, got connected, and the ghost cried and howled, saying, "Something happened, something happened, we are on the way to the hospital now, Brother X was attacked by a red-clothed female ghost in the toilet!"."

The others present were a little panicked. Boss Tao had already had two encounters with ghosts before, and his psychological endurance was much stronger, so he immediately decided to take people to the set to have a look.

There is a building near the studio. The original plan of the developer was to make it into a commercial building, but the work was stopped before it was finished. I heard that it was because the boss ran away and the workers went on strike. Gong Xin accidentally fell to his death from a building. Anyway, this area is extremely desolate at night.

It was nearly twelve o'clock at night, and it was freezing cold. Even the security guards on the set were off duty. A group of people went in with flashlights. They said they were not afraid. Speaking of supernatural events on the set, in these supernatural legends, the frequency of female ghosts in red appearing is simply unrivaled.

Boss Tao was flustered at first, but he felt a burst of heat coming from his chest, warming his limbs and bones. He took out the safety talisman that had been kept next to him and pinched it in his hand, and suddenly felt that his whole body was full of confidence. Not a lot.

A group of them went outside the toilet. The toilet door was wide open, and it was pitch black inside, so they couldn't see anything.

Boss Tao plucked up his courage, ignored the assistant's obstruction, and strode in with a spell in hand.

The toilets on the set are actually very small, there is no distinction between men and women, there is only one squatting room in total, and everything can be seen clearly with a flashlight.

Boss Tao closed his eyes and adjusted his breathing, feeling his little heart beating violently. After a long time, he bravely opened his eyes, but nothing happened.

Apart from a couple of mop heads piled in a corner, there was nothing else in the toilet.

He heaved a long sigh of relief, and shone a light on the door, greeting everyone: "Come in, there's nothing."

As soon as the words fell, the originally bright flashlight suddenly went dark, as if it was blocked by something. At the same time, Boss Tao felt a vague coolness coming from the back of his neck.

A charming female voice rang in his ears: "Are you looking for me?"

Boss Tao's half of his body seemed to be frozen, and he looked down silently, and at some point there was a pool of deep red blood on the ground. At the same time, a bright red skirt appeared in his vision.

"..."

Boss Tao wiped his face. Recalling the experience that day, he felt that he was fascinated by ghosts. Otherwise, at his level, who gave him the courage to charge and take the lead in front of the female ghost? ?

If it wasn't for the sudden burst of golden light from the peace talisman in his hand that drove the female ghost away, he would have been cold by now.

"The male lead actor of the film crew is still in the hospital. Fortunately, nothing serious happened. He just suffered some injuries to his head and legs, so he is not in danger of life." Boss Tao sighed, and turned his gaze to Ruan Yang: "By the way, what happened?" Haven't seen Master Xiao? This time I have learned the lessons of the previous two times, and I rushed to find you as soon as I got out of the hospital!"

Wei Xuan rushed to answer: "Are you looking for the boss? The boss is not at home, he has something to go out."

Boss Tao's complexion changed slightly, "When will Master Xiao come back? I can just sit here and wait for him."

Ruan Yang shook his head: "He won't be back until very late, you shouldn't be able to wait."

Recently, the sealing formation in Xuanwu Mountain has almost been strengthened, and there is still a little finishing work left. This last step is especially important. If something goes wrong, all the previous efforts will be in vain.

So for the past two days Xiao Siming went to Ruan Yang to wait until he was about to fall asleep before stepping into the house. When he entered the door, he picked him up and took him to the bed without saying a word.

The most capable Master Xiao is not there, and the god at home is not good at catching ghosts. Thinking of the male lead who is still lying in the hospital, Boss Tao is so worried that his hair is about to fall out.

Seeing this, Ruan Yang couldn't help comforting him: "Although Mr. Xiao is not here, there is still me. I will walk with you."

"Master Ruan?" Boss Tao paused, his tone a little hesitant, "Do you also know how to catch ghosts?"

He only knew that Master Ruan was very good at drawing talismans, did he also learn how to catch ghosts?It's really hard to tell what one looks like!

Although he doesn't know how to catch ghosts, Ruan Yang, the newly-promoted Pluto who is good at treating ghosts, straightened his back calmly, with an unfathomable posture: "That's natural."

"Papa, papa," Boss Tao clapped his hands, he was finally relieved and at the same time heartily patted Ruan Yang's rainbow fart: "Master Ruan is really young and promising, isn't your house exorcising [-] evil spirits? Let the secretary call into your card."

Ruan Yang was worrying about not having enough funds. Seeing such a straightforward and self-conscious partner, his mood was bubbling. Hearing him praise himself at this time, he immediately said modestly: "Where is it?"

Wei Xuan: "..."

Looking at this happy scene, he couldn't express what he said, and said, Boss Tao, do you know who is sitting opposite you?Pluto, who is tens of thousands of years old, is so damn young and promising.

***

Although Ruan Yang himself is not good at catching ghosts, he has a group of subordinates who are dedicated to catching ghosts and seducing souls.

It was dusk when everyone decided to set off, and Ruan Yang went downstairs carrying a small bag, which contained some special charms for curing ghosts.

Boss Tao stood up and took out his mobile phone: "We're leaving, right? I'll tell the driver to bring the car in to pick us up."

Ruan Yang nodded, hummed, and then dodged his eyes: "I don't know if I can take another person there with me?"

Boss Tao's dialing hand paused, but he didn't notice anything wrong, and he was quite relieved to hear that: "Okay, okay, okay, multiple people go to multiple helpers."

As soon as the voice fell, a person came down the stairs.The visitor was wearing a black suit, tall and shaved, with sharp eyes.

If it wasn't for the wrong scene, Boss Tao almost thought that the other party was some business elite who appeared at a business reception.

Ruan Yang pushed him to Boss Tao and introduced him: "This is the person who will set off with us later, his surname is Fan."

Boss Tao wondered where Master Ruan invited the helper, and he looked reliable, and he stretched out his hand: "Mr. Fan, hello, hello."

Hei Wuchang reached out and shook his hand cooperatively: "Hi, Dian and Ruan Yang have already told me the specific situation, don't worry, the other party should be just an ordinary grieving ghost."

Boss Tao was silent for three seconds.

It's just...an ordinary...resentful ghost...

Where is the common? ?

Boss Tao's mood was a bit complicated, but after Heiwuchang said this, he was indeed much more at ease in his heart.

He comforted himself in his heart: what if he is really strong?

Thinking of this, he shook Hei Wuchang's hand again: "Mr. Fan, I have worked hard for you today. By the way, may I ask what your full name is?"

Hei Wuchang smiled cheerfully, and replied: "It's not hard, this is all my job, oh, my full name is Fan Wujiu."

Boss Tao: "?"

Part of the job?Are the current masters so humble?

But Fan Wujiu... Boss Tao rubbed his chin, feeling that the name sounded familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

It took him a long time before he remembered that Hei Wuchang, the ecstasy in folklore, was also called by this name!

When he contacted the other party's work, he immediately understood: "Master Fan's name is good, and he has professional characteristics. It is actually the same as Heiwuchang in the underworld! Those who don't know think you are a living Heiwuchang, Ha ha ha ha!"

Wei Xuan passing by: "..."

***

It got dark early in winter, and the sun had already set when he arrived at the set. Ruan Yang shivered when he got out of the car, and his mind, which had been a little drowsy from the car air conditioner, suddenly woke up a lot.

At this time, the beads on his neck played a role, and his whole body quickly became warm again.

"It's here. After this incident, the crew has also stopped working for the past two days, and other crews dare not come here to film."

Although Boss Tao was not injured that night, he was terribly frightened by the female ghost in red, and he still has lingering fears.When the car drove downstairs, he asked his secretary to go down to communicate with the security guard. He sat in the car with the little monster in his arms, and stared nervously at the dark building without daring to move.

Wei Xuan couldn't help wondering, he took advantage of the secretary to get off the car, and secretly asked Boss Tao: "Don't you have... a god, why don't you let him accompany you in this matter?"

The little monster has a whole body of monster power, but this is the first time it has come into contact with a ghost after waking up, and its heart is also extremely nervous. Hearing this, he turned his head and glared at Wei Xuan, and then looked at the building again, pretending to be calm and saying: : "I usually have to bless their family. There are many tasks. A brat like this is not worth my hands, okay?"

Wei Xuan looked at the two carrot-like trembling calves on its lower body: "..."

Everyone was talking in the car, completely unaware that someone was lurking in the dark and staring at them 100 meters away.

Ruan Yang noticed a line of sight falling on him, and he looked around keenly, but saw nothing.

Indeed, as Boss Tao said, there is only one half-built unfinished building in this neighborhood, which looks gloomy in the night.

Ruan Yang was staring at the dark building in a daze, when the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly.

【Rest early, I'll be back soon. 】

Ruan Yang clicked on the dialog box. It was cold, his fingers were still a little stiff, and he was typing slowly. Before he could finish typing a sentence, the screen flashed, and Mr. Xiao's phone popped up.

Ruan Yang looked around, the secretary in front of him was still negotiating with the security guard, he walked aside with his mobile phone in his hands, and lowered his voice: "Mr. Xiao."

From Xiao Siming's side, there was also the vague sound of intense conversation among the priests, who were not sure what they were talking about.

He said "wait a minute" to Ruan Yang, and then seemed to change to a place farther away from the Taoists, the conversation disappeared, and Xiao Siming's voice suddenly became much clearer: "Are you outside?"

Ruan Yang: "Well, I have accepted a commission to catch ghosts with Hei Wuchang."

Xiao Siming's tone changed, and he seemed to be able to see his frowning at the moment through the phone: "Old Freak Xue? Stay away from him."

He paused and added: "Don't listen to him telling you nonsense."

"Well," Ruan Yang smiled, and said to Xiao Siming through the receiver: "It's okay, brother Wei is here."

The two talked a few more words until Boss Tao shouted: "Master Ruan! We are going in!" Ruan Yang reluctantly finished the last sentence: "Okay, go save the world, I'm going to earn money to support my family."

Xiao Siming couldn't hold back, he chuckled twice on the other end of the phone, and said in a low voice, "Of order."

Ruan Yang hung up the phone, rubbed his burning ears, and swore secretly that when these days passed, he would buy a house first, and then use the remaining money to take Mr. Xiao to travel around the world.

On the other end of the phone, a group of Taoist priests sat around the table, discussing the next arrangement intensely.

Duan Dao let out a long sigh: "The seal on Xuanwu Mountain has basically been strengthened. Thank you fellow Taoists, but just strengthening this place is far from enough! We must find the location of the other two seals as soon as possible, and they are on the right side of the demon world." Before protecting the law, find the part of the demon king's wandering power."

Although another Taoist leader agreed with his point of view, he also raised his concerns: "But we don't have any information. Where should we find it? We don't even know the whereabouts of the Right Guardian."

The Taoist priests present were all miserable, and after a long while, they all cast their eyes on a black figure not far away.

Xiao Siming put down the phone, and the smile on his face also disappeared. He walked over slowly and sat down by the table: "I'll look for the right protector. Next week, the Three Realms will sign a cooperation contract. When the time comes, Taoist priests, don't forget Bring what I want."

All the priests looked at each other, and nodded like chickens pecking at rice: "Definitely."

***

What happened to the crew alerted the police. Although the male lead claimed to be frightened in the toilet, he was injured at the stairs, and the police had cordoned off the surrounding area.

The security guard sent them electricity, and the whole building lit up. Everyone followed Boss Tao to the set to check the situation.

There were still some strange-shaped rocks on the set. Ruan Yang stared at them for a while. Boss Tao noticed his gaze and explained: "These are props for filming. Damn, I'm angry when I mention this."

Boss Tao probably relied on the presence of several masters accompanying him to escort him this time. He was much more courageous than last time and talked more. Since he came in, he has been pushing all the way. Speaking of this shooting, he also He complained quite a bit, because originally he wanted to make this script into a blockbuster fantasy movie, and he even contacted a well-known special effects studio in China at great cost. As a result, the advertisement there was played nicely and sounded like it was real, so he sent a When the samples came, Boss Tao was almost too angry to eat dinner.

Can this fucking be called a blockbuster?ah? ?The fireball next to the actor is made like a Super Saiyan, and it is flattering to say that it is fifty cents!

"I'm so pissed off, I shouldn't believe in the advertisement, it's all fucking bragging. Why don't I just ask them to make me a demon world, that crudely made, fake to death, it's not as good as our photographer's self-picking effect Boss Tao was angry, Ruan Yang was listening, and a very business-minded idea appeared faintly, but before he could make a sound, the electric light above his head flickered suddenly, and then, a voice came from above his head. A sweet smile.

"Fuck! Fuck! It's coming!!" Boss Tao jumped up in fright, and hid directly behind Ruan Yang, feeling the familiar coolness from his back, he hurriedly shouted: "Master, help!"

Ruan Yang was grabbed by him like this, and he patted his arm manly, and comforted him in a calm tone: "Don't worry, it's okay."

As soon as the words fell, Master Fan, who seemed to be only in commercial receptions, changed his expression, and then rushed out with lightning speed!

I don't know how he did it, but he stretched out his hand to grab it in the air, and a red ghost was caught in his hand just like that.

"Damn it!" Boss Tao was stunned, he was not afraid at all now, and even excitedly applauded for him when he saw the ghost fighting with Master Fan: "That's right! Pull its hair ! Don’t let it go! See if it dares to frighten the living again!!”

An angry scream came from the mouth of the red ghost, and her long black hair flew up like a black snake, but before she could get angry, she saw that "Master Fan" put a hand into her sleeve and pulled it from the sleeve. Li pulled out a black chain about two meters long.

The two ends of the chain had sharp hooks, which were extremely sharp, and they penetrated into the female ghost's lute bone in one stroke. The female ghost suffered from pain and struggled continuously, dripping blood from the wound.

Boss Tao: "?"

He was in a trance for a while, Master Fan...is this a little too fierce?

He hadn't seen clearly how Master Fan took out the magic weapon, but he saw the other party stretch out his hand, put the chain around the female ghost's neck without any explanation, and announced sharply on the spot: "Your grievances are gone, but you still stay in the world to hurt you!" Stranger, willing to degenerate, follow me back to the underworld to be punished!"

Boss Tao was taken aback for a moment, thinking he had misheard: "What?"

After a long time, the female ghost finally let out a long sob as if she finally recognized the person who came, "Hei, Hei Wuchang, please forgive me—"

Boss Tao: "?"

Boss Tao: "???"

What the hell?Black impermanence? ? ! ! !