Soul Eater
Chapter 92
On Five Elements Peak, the air was filled with suffocating silence.
Lou Daochang's pupils trembled violently, and his eyes were full of disbelief: "Ruan, friend Ruan Ruan, how could you be the King of Pluto?"
The other Taoist priests also looked in a trance, as if they were in a daze. Among them, Liang Taoist priest who just said that Ruan Yang said he was an ignorant child was the worst.
Pluto is the Lord of the underworld. Although it has been said that the mysterious and mysterious seldom shows up, in various folk legends, the image of Pluto has always been tall, mighty and domineering. Even the statue is taller than other Yin gods. Many, a pair of copper bell eyes are sharp, so some people who have done something wrong will feel frightened when they step into the Hall of Yama.
however……
The priests looked at Ruan Yang, who was in the corner with a little curly hair, in mixed moods. He had been out for too long, and the food he ate before going out had almost been digested. Xiao Siming grabbed a handful of melons and fruits, Carefully peeled it off and fed it to Ruan Yang's mouth, while Hei Wuchang laughed along with him, as if he was asking His Highness Pluto when he would like to go back to the underworld.
This treatment...
The priests sighed and looked at the sky melancholy. It seems that there is no one who can make Hei Wuchang bow his knees like this except Pluto himself.
Wait, where did the melons and fruits come from? ?
Duan Daochang was shocked, and his whole body bounced up on the spot: "Fellow Daoist Xiao! That is a tribute to the Patriarch!! You can't eat it——"
"Daoist Duan!" The other Taoist priests hurriedly grabbed his Taoist robes to prevent him from doing any reckless actions that would affect the relationship between the human world and the underworld. "Let him eat! Isn't it just a little melon and fruit! You let him eat !"
"*&...&"
Daoist Duan was half pushed and half dragged down, and the rest of the Daoist heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at Ruan Yang again with more complicated eyes, as if looking at a wolf with rabbit ears.
Pluto... Were they talking bad things about the underworld in front of Ruan Yang just now?
The faces of the priests suddenly became ugly again.
***
Ruan Yang considerately gave the priests sufficient mental buffer time. He knew that it was not easy for the priests to accept his identity. Even he himself did not believe it at the beginning.
Alas, it's good to be an ordinary human being. Even though he has recovered some memories and recognized his identity as the Pluto, he still doesn't really want to be the Pluto.
What is the master of the world? It sounds nice. The key to the underworld is nothing. There are only more than 3000 subordinates who are in the late stage of the second disease and want to conquer the three worlds.
Pluto seems to be glamorous, but in fact it is not a good job, but how can outsiders know the hardship hidden under his identity?
Half of him leaned on Xiao Siming, opened his mouth to accept Mr. Xiao's feeding, and faced Lou Daochang's question, his tone was quite melancholy: "Probably God's will."
On the scene: "..." God's will, what a fart! !
However, Ruan Yang was so accommodating that the hearts of the priests gradually fell back to their original place.
After relaxing, they began to vaguely feel that this was a good thing again.
After all, they have been in contact with Ruan Yang several times, and they know that the other party has a gentle personality and is easy to talk to, and he is definitely not someone who will die without saving.The underworld has always been aloof. If this duel with the demon king can get the help of the underworld, the chances of winning will be greatly improved.
Of course, when they thought of the other party’s identity as the king of the underworld, the priests felt a little uncertain. After some hesitation, Taoist priest Lou, who was most familiar with Ruan Yang, was the representative, and discussed with Ruan Yang in a complicated mood: "Ruan, fellow Daoist Ruan. , Is it true that you said that the underworld is willing to cooperate with us?"
"Huh?" Ruan Yang saw that his attitude was more cautious than before, and after realizing what Daoist Lou was saying, he nodded in a daze: "Of course..."
Xiao Siming directly fed a piece of orange into his mouth and interrupted him, "We can cooperate, but there are conditions."
Lou Daochang was a little scared of him at first, and after knowing that Ruan Yang is the king of Pluto, he couldn't help but guess Xiao Siming's identity a little bit more. Now that he said that he had conditions, his heart that had just been let go rose again, and his expression Also dignified a bit.
"What conditions?"
Xiao Siming raised his chin calmly, motioning for Daoist Lou to take a step to speak.
Ruan Yang wanted to follow curiously, but Xiao Siming pressed his shoulders and sat back in his original position.
Xiao Siming rubbed his hair twice with his hands, his eyes became more gentle: "Sit down obediently, I'll be back in a while."
He paused, and before he got up, he said worriedly: "Some people are uneasy and kind, and they talk a lot of nonsense, so don't talk to them."
Hei Wuchang: "..."
You speak as you speak, what does it mean to look at me when you say you are uneasy and kind?
Just leave for a while, is it necessary to give me eye drops? !
His heart was full of resentment towards Xiao Siming, the way he looked at Xiao Siming was like looking at a slanderous concubine.
What's even more exasperating is that Ruan Yang also has the potential to be a foolish king. He obeyed the traitorous concubine's words, and nodded solemnly when he heard the words: "I remember." Then, after Xiao Siming left, without waiting for Hei Wuchang to speak, Silently holding the fruit and moving away.
Black Impermanence: "..."
A traitorous concubine misleading the country, Your Highness!
***
The treacherous concubine Xiao Siming was negotiating with several priests in the quiet room earlier.
Although he didn't reveal his identity, the closeness between him and Ruan Yang and Ruan Yang's trust in him are obvious to all Taoist priests. People who say that he is Ruan Yang's spokesperson believe it.
Therefore, when Xiao Siming opened his mouth to ask for cooperation conditions, the priests began to feel anxious.
What conditions will the other party offer?Since this time it was a major event to help them fight against the demon king, it would definitely not be a trivial request like Hei Wuchang's proposal to enshrine the Yin God in the Taoist temple.
They didn't know what the underworld needed, but they were also afraid that Xiao Siming would open his mouth and ask something they couldn't do.
The priests were thinking about it, Xiao Siming stood still in front of him, he glanced at the nervous people behind him, "Don't worry, priests, I won't make any excessive demands, I just want to ask you for something .”
Daoist elders, look at me and I look at you. They are all confused. The old Taoist leader said: "I don't know what kind of thing you are talking about?"
Could it be that the underworld has taken a fancy to some Taoist artifact?
They looked at Xiao Siming anxiously, and when Xiao Siming raised his hand, a phantom appeared out of thin air.
The Taoist priests: "!!"
The simple-looking key was suspended in the air, Xiao Siming smiled, and said in a kind tone: "I don't know if you have seen such a key before?"
Several priests looked at each other and nodded after a while: "Indeed."
Xiao Siming said in his heart that it was indeed the case, and the remaining two keys had to be found in the Taoist gate, and he asked again: "How many keys do you have in total?"
The old Taoist priest frowned and thought: "The poor Taoist remembers that there is only one."
a handful?
Xiao Siming pursed his lips. He had searched all over the Three Realms. If there is only one key to the Daomen, where is the last key?
Forget it, just one is better than nothing.
Xiao Siming asked: "Which priest holds that key now?"
The old Taoist priest said: "If I remember correctly, that key seems to have been handed down by Fellow Daoist Duan and the others."
Duan Daozhang shrank in the corner, facing everyone's gaze, like a little fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered, he nervously but politely closed his Taoist robe.
Xiao Siming's eyes lit up, and he walked towards him. Daoist Duan stretched his neck quickly and shouted: "No! This magic weapon was passed down by the patriarch, and it has been passed down for thousands of years in my opinion. Don’t give it away lightly.”
It's not that Daoist Duan is stingy, the most important thing in Taoism is inheritance, especially the one handed down by the patriarch, after thousands of years of passing down from generation to generation, even the toilet paper is of great significance.
The Taoist priests present all understood this truth, and everyone knew that Taoist Duan was a high-minded person who was not afraid of power, so it was difficult to persuade him, for fear that he and Xiao Siming would have a bad fight.
Xiao Siming's expression turned cold as expected, and the smile that was as gentle as a spring breeze just now disappeared completely at this moment.
Duan Daochang looked at his strong and powerful arms, and his mind was filled with the horrible picture of these two arms pulling out the dragon scales. After quickly evaluating which was stronger, his head or the dragon scales, his legs were very hopeless. softened.
"...Okay!" Duan Daochang shouted vigorously: "I don't care about this matter, I need to ask the Patriarch's opinion first."
Xiao Siming: "Tsk."
Daoist Duan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he could handle it this way, but then Xiao Siming said: "Call out all your patriarchs, and I'll talk to them."
Daozhang Duan: "..." Ugh——
He choked his throat and almost choked up.Isn't this friend just a magic weapon? Why are you so insane!
***
Under Xiao Siming's gaze, Daoist Duan tremblingly began to burn incense to invite the patriarch. I don't know if it was his illusion. It took a long time for the patriarch who usually came to invite him to respond this time, and the incense was also burning. Intermittent, flickering, several times, he saw that the candle was almost completely extinguished, thinking that he had failed to appeal to the gods, and sweat came down on his forehead, but Xiao Siming let out a cold snort, and the candle ignited again. However, the flames were still extremely weak, showing reluctance, as if reluctant and unable to refuse.
When the stick of incense in front of him burned out smoothly, he knew that according to the past situation, the invitation was successful at this time, so he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to Xiao Siming: "Fellow Daoist Xiao, the patriarch is already in the house... ..."
Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Siming opened the door and walked in.
There was a round table in this room, and when Xiao Siming entered, there were already many gods sitting around the round table.
Every time Daoist Duan invited the Patriarch, he would just talk outside the house through the door. If he knew that he had invited so many gods down at once this time, his blood pressure would probably soar on the spot.
As soon as he closed the door, one of the daoist robed gods with fierce looks sneered: "What do you want us for, Chaos?"
These gods present all knew Xiao Siming, not to mention Xiao Siming's identity was enough to make people fearful and guarded against, and more importantly, everyone was robbed by Xiao Siming in the past, so they naturally didn't like him.
If Ruan Yang was present, he would immediately recognize that the fairy who spoke was exactly the same as the statue that he was familiar with before, and it was the patriarch that Taoist Duan and the others enshrined in their temple.
Not long after this patriarch became a god, Xiao Siming ransacked all the artifacts he had collected with great difficulty.Early this morning, I saw the old enemy enter his Taoist temple, and before he had time to show his spirit to drive him away, he witnessed him dragging a human child to love each other in his Taoist temple. Not only that, Xiao Siming actually extended his claws to I bought the fresh melons and fruits enshrined in front of me!
It is really unreasonable to snatch his artifact and eat his tribute!
Therefore, before Xiao Siming could open his mouth, the robed immortal spoke again, sarcastically saying: "You are doing well in the world now, you look like a human being."
It was just a taunt, what good will happen to you if you are a chaotic messing around with humans?
Unexpectedly, Chaos didn't know what he thought of, and he showed a smiling face: "It's really good, thank you for the compliment."
Daoist Immortal: "..." Who the hell praised you, shameless!
Xiao Siming stopped looking at him, pulled up a chair and sat down, and said to the gods: "The news that the demon king is about to be born must be known to everyone, this time the underworld is willing to contribute to the fight against the demon king, as a show of sincerity , should you return the remaining two keys sealed in Hades' body to the underworld?"
"Why!" As soon as they heard the underworld, the faces of the gods present changed, and they shook their heads one by one and refused: "We will not cooperate with the underworld, want to cooperate? Give up your heart!"
Another god raised his doubts: "Chaos, you also had a lot of trouble with the underworld back then, why do you start to speak for the underworld now?"
Xiao Siming didn't change his face, and replied confidently: "I'm just responding to special circumstances. If the human world is destroyed, who will offer incense to you?"
What he said hit the point. Although the gods are very reluctant, they also know that it is difficult to defeat the demon king based on the current strength of the heaven and human world. Once the demon king succeeds, it will be the victory of the entire three realms. catastrophe.
But let them cooperate with the underworld regardless of past suspicions, and they are unwilling to lower their heads actively.
So for a while, the atmosphere in the house was stalemate, and the priests outside held their breaths, fearing that something might go wrong in the house.
Hei Wuchang is still trying to persuade Ruan Yang: "Your Highness, you can go back to the underworld with me today, let's go back and have a look, the ghost emperors miss you very much!"
Ruan Yang glanced at him, shook his head firmly: "No."
Hei Wuchang couldn't resist him, looked around, and said in a low voice: "Last time you said that you wanted a salary, the Lord Ghost Emperor also prepared it for you. From now on, it will be at least this amount every month."
He stretched out his hand and made a "ten", "RMB."
"..."
Ruan Yang was silent for a moment, and at the same time thought of Xiao Siming and the dark living environment in the underworld, he shook his head: "That's not going either."
Hei Wuchang had a stomachache. His main task at present is to persuade His Highness to return to the underworld. It has been almost a month since Pluto left the underworld last time. If he is unsuccessful, the Wufang Ghost Emperor should feed him to the three-headed dog in the underworld.
He let out a long sigh, and a flash of light flashed in his mind, and said, "Don't you want to cooperate with the human world? For such a big matter, you must go back and talk to the Wufang Ghost Emperor in person."
Ruan Yang frowned, obviously forgot about this, and after struggling for a while, he nodded in response: "Okay, I'll go back with Mr. Xiao."
"Okay... no!" Hei Wuchang almost nodded his head in response, and he was shocked when he realized it.
Of course it can't, how about letting Xiao Siming into the underworld?
"Why not?" Ruan Yang was not happy at the moment, and glared at him with dark eyes, "Then I won't go either."
Black Impermanence: "..."
He sighed inwardly: His Highness stared at me His Highness stared at me...
It was this familiar look!Your Highness used to be so petty like this!
He was still immersed in the state of Pluto's brainless fan, and when he came back to his senses, Ruan Yang had already got up and ran away.
Hei Wuchang hastily put down the melons and fruits in his hand, and chased them out all the way: "Your Highness!"
Don't run away!bring!Isn't it okay to bring Xiao Siming!
In the closed quiet room, the negotiation between Xiao Siming and the gods has reached the final stage.
Under his insistence, the Celestial Realm side made an appropriate retreat: "It is fine to return the key, but Pluto must be punished."
Xiao Siming glanced at the god who spoke, and said in a calm tone: "Pluto has been sealed for 1000 years, and the punishment he has received is enough."
The god obviously had some issues with Ruan Yang, and he still said angrily after hearing the words: "Is this enough? Back then he deliberately blew up my alchemy furnace, a whole furnace of elixir! I practiced for 300 years, and it was all in vain!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a companion beside him immediately agreed with deep approval: "Indeed, back then he ignited my soul banner, and his behavior was really hateful!"
Another fairy stood up and said, "He also broke my tower."
"You are all suffering from magical artifacts, and my image is damaged! Back then, he shaved off all the old man's beards while the old man was asleep!"
"What's the matter, I'm even worse, okay..."
Xiao Siming listened to their denunciation against Ruan Yang, and he groaned in his heart, and his gaze became colder and colder.
At this moment, an urgent voice from outside passed through the barrier in the room and reached Xiao Siming's ears.
"Mr. Xiao!"
Ruan Yang passed through the line of defense of the priests, pushed the door open and walked in.
His identity is here, and the priests didn't dare to really stop him, so they could only watch him rush in helplessly.
The gods in the room were startled and looked at the person vigilantly. The Taoist god frowned after seeing Ruan Yang's appearance clearly: "You are not Xiao Siming's..."
He was halfway through speaking, but he saw Xiao Siming get up "swish" and pull him to him.
"Why did you come in? Have you finished eating?"
Xiao Siming's voice was almost as gentle as water. It was the first time for the gods present to hear Chaos speak in such a tone, and the hairs on their bodies almost stood on end.
Ruan Yang shook his head, the unhappiness of arguing with Hei Wuchang just now disappeared the moment he saw Xiao Siming, "No, you haven't come back for a long time, Hei Wuchang kept saying that he would take me back to the underworld."
Thinking of what Xiao Siming said before, he wanted to laugh, "I'll listen to you and ignore him."
Xiao Siming responded, then lifted his chin slightly, and kissed him on the forehead.
"..." The gods present were suddenly stuffed with dog food, and began to feel that something was wrong. Whether Chaos is in love has nothing to do with them, they don't care, the key issue is what the child said... Black impermanence?Underworld? ?
Xiao Siming was in a happy mood, the corners of his mouth raised, and he kicked his long legs on the table, making Ruan Yang appear in front of all the gods.
Soon, some gods discovered the faintly visible ghostly aura on Ruan Yang's body, which was so familiar that it made one's scalp tingle.
"This is??"
Several gods stood up and blew their hair completely.
"Let me introduce," Xiao Siming raised his eyebrows, "This is my partner, the current Pluto."
The gods: "..."
Grass.
***
The priests waited for a full hour before Ruan Yang and Xiao Siming came out of the quiet room together.
The quiet room was already empty, and the gods seemed to have returned to the heavenly realm.
Daoist Duan scratched his head, feeling very confused in his heart—so what happened?How did the talk go?
Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at the people who came out of the house, Xiao Siming seemed to be in a good mood, with a vague smile on his lips: "Taoist priests, get ready and go to the underworld in two days .”
Duan Daochang looked dull: "Oh...ah?"
Duan Daochang was a little panicked: "What are you going to do in the underworld?"
No!Although they are willing to sacrifice their precious lives for the sake of the common people, they haven't reached that level yet. They just want to get the underworld to sponsor them. Is it necessary to die once?
Several priests were dumbfounded, and then Xiao Siming said: "Why are you so nervous? Let you go to the underworld and discuss the specific matters of cooperation."
"...Oh oh oh, yes, that's really great." Daoist Duan blushed at his outrageous brain hole just now, and then reacted ecstatically, and exchanged a glance with the other priests— — so it was a success? ?
My darling, the first cooperation in the history of the Three Realms is about to come true under their impetus!
The Taoists were extremely excited, ecstatic that they were about to witness a historic scene in the Taoist sect, but they didn't know how much their ancestors had suffered a spiritual blow that day.
That night, when several priests were offering incense to the patriarch, they happened to have the phenomenon that the incense broke and the candles went out. At first, they thought it was because the quality of the newly purchased incense candles was not good. After communicating, they found that it was not just their own Taoist temple that had such a problem. The situation is the same in several Taoist temples.
How did that happen?The Taoist priests were puzzled, and when they related to the historic event they facilitated during the day, they murmured in their hearts: Isn't it already negotiated? What is the patriarch implying?
"Could it be that our patriarch is unwilling to cooperate?" After the incense candle was extinguished three times in a row, a little Taoist muttered in a low voice.
"Go, go, go," Daoist Duan glared at him, "Our patriarch has the world in his heart, so how could he be unwilling to do such a good thing that can protect the people in the world?"
Having said that, he was a little uncertain, after all, such a situation had never happened before. Could it be that the Patriarch really didn't want to bless the common people?
He was flustered in his heart, and watched helplessly as the dying candle seemed to hesitate for a moment, flickering on and off a few times, and finally reluctantly returned to its usual brightness.
Daozhang Duan was finally able to relax: "Look, the Patriarch is still very happy."
The patriarch who is far away in the heaven: "..."
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Due to Ruan Yang's insistence, Hei Wuchang could only compromise in the end, agreeing that Xiao Siming would go back to the underworld with them tomorrow.
Along with Wei Xuan, he obviously had been waiting for this day for a long time. When he heard that Ruan Yang and Xiao Siming were going to the underworld, he immediately walked out of his nerdy state, took a shower and changed into a white suit. He also specially blew a shiny aircraft head.
After everything was ready, he called and ordered a bouquet of roses.
When Mo Yu came over with Hei Wuchang, he was still admiring himself in the mirror, and turned to ask the two: "What type do you think my fiancée likes?"
Mo Yu: "Fiancee?"
Hei Wuchang also wondered: "When did she become your fiancée?"
Wei Xuan grinned coquettishly: "Today, in an hour."
Two people: "..."
Wei Xuan was still struggling: "Oh, does she like the mature and golden type or the young and energetic type?"
Mo Yu gave him a cold look: "Anyway, I don't like the mentally ill type."
A group of people came to the underworld through the entrance of the enchantment on the mountain. The underworld is still the same as last time. The sky is colorful. If you look closely, it seems that it is acceptable except for the dim light.
Ruan Yang took a deep breath, and as soon as he lowered his head, he stared fieryly at thousands of pairs of eyes above and below.
"Welcome Your Highness!!"
"..."
He still couldn't accept such a grand welcome ceremony.
The first thing Pluto did when he returned to the underworld was to inspect the underworld.
This time Ruan Yang was mentally prepared, and with Mr. Xiao by his side, he was a lot more courageous than before. When he passed by the eighteenth floor of hell and saw those ghosts with all kinds of strange looks and each with their own horror, It's just that the pace has sped up a bit, and he is no longer so unsuspectingly frightened and fainted like last time.
After walking around like this, he realized that the underworld is quite big, and his calves were swollen after walking around.However, no matter how you look at it, you still feel too poor and desolate.The office environment of the ghosts is not good. All the ghosts gather in the main hall, one ghost per table, and candles are used for lighting, and the office mode is not up to date with modernization.
The tour guide this time is Bai Wuchang. Compared with the fierce-looking Hei Wuchang, he is obviously more popular among the grassroots. Everywhere he goes, people take the initiative to say hello to him.
"Your Highness, there are 360 five ghosts here. However, the population of the yang world has expanded in recent years, and the daily death toll has been on the rise. The manpower of the ghosts is not enough. We are considering stopping the city god examination that takes place every [-] years. An excellent ghost to fill the vacancy of Mingchao."
Ruan Yang always remembered that he was a leader, and nodded in a dignified manner when he heard the words. He glanced at the table closest to him, "You all wrote the books of life and death by hand?"
Caught off guard by Pluto's questioning, the Pluto leaped up from his seat, his tongue was knotted nervously: "Your Highness, Your Highness, yes."
Ruan Yang asked him curiously: "What if I make a mistake?"
Although Mingchai was nervous and excited, he was calm enough on the surface, and replied truthfully: "Change a new book and write it again."
Ruan Yang: "..."
How can it be possible to be more efficient at work like this?It's not a matter of lack of manpower for the underworld messengers to be so busy!
Bai Wuchang knew how to read his face, and immediately asked intimately when he saw this, "What do you want to say, Your Highness?"
Ruan Yang turned to look at him with a worried expression: "Why don't we use computers to work in the underworld?"
Bai Wuchang: "... what?"
Ruan Yang felt very distressed: "If copying the book of life and death by hand is easy to make mistakes, wouldn't working with a computer greatly improve efficiency?"
"There is also the problem of lighting. Incandescent lamps are much brighter than candles!"
"The place is so big, if you have a car, you don't have to walk for so long!"
With the thinking of a modern person, he pointed out the backwardness of the underworld one by one. After he finished speaking, he realized that it is difficult to enter modernization as the underworld is as poor as it is now.
Ruan Yang sighed wearily: "Forget it, you pretend I didn't say..."
"Your Highness!" Bai Wuchang interrupted him with bright eyes, "I think what you said is right, I will report it to Lord Ghost Emperor!"
After finishing speaking, he left in a hurry. Ruan Yang stood there for a while, then turned to look at Xiao Siming, very puzzled in his heart: "Mr. Xiao, have they never realized these problems?"
Xiao Siming looked at the direction in which Bai Wuchang was leaving, and said calmly: "They are ghosts who have been dead for thousands of years. Although some can walk in the yin and yang realms, their way of thinking cannot keep up with modern people."
Ruan Yang understood and transformed it in his mind, and felt that Mr. Xiao's words seemed to mean that people in the underworld are relatively stupid. He shook his head, and added another item to the "plan to transform the underworld" that he had just formulated in his heart—strengthening the quality The popularization of education in the underworld.
It seems that education should also start from the grassroots.
Xiao Siming couldn't help laughing when he saw that he was worried about the underworld, and pinched Ruan Yang's cheek with his fingers: "Tired? Then don't watch it, I'll take you to see the flowers of the other side."
Ruan Yang thought for a while, Bianhua seemed to be the place with the best scenery in the entire underworld, at least more suitable for a date than this dark hall, so he nodded and put his hand into Xiao Siming's: "Okay."
***
After crossing Huangquan Road, there is the Naihe Bridge. The flowers on the other side of the Naihe Bridge are in full bloom, and the ghosts are bustling on the bridge. The ghosts wash away their sins in the underworld and then go to the Naihe Bridge to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup. went.
But now that the population of the yang world is expanding, the underworld is also expanding with the mouth of ghosts. In order to control the population of the yang world, Meng Po's daily reincarnation quota is also limited. Therefore, the current reincarnation mode is different from the past. A voluntary reincarnation mechanism is adopted. Those who want to reincarnate Ghosts can queue up to get a number first, stay near Huangquan Road, and reincarnate when it is their turn.
When there are more ghosts, there will naturally be more things. For example, some ghosts may suddenly see each other right below, and they may marry directly in the underworld without reincarnation.Of course, ghosts are changed by people, they also have emotions and desires, and there are many ghosts who cheat after marriage. Usually, at this time, they go to the Southern Ghost Emperor to register for divorce. The two ghosts announce that their marriage is broken, and they don’t want to live in the underworld anymore Reincarnation is also possible.
For various reasons, this side of Naihe Bridge is quite different from what it used to be, because the flowers on the other side are blooming beautifully here, and many ghost couples like to date here.
Wearing a white suit and holding roses, Wei Xuan stands out among the ghosts, and is simply the brightest star beside the Naihe Bridge.
Standing opposite him was Peng Wei whom Ruan Yang had met at Mrs. Wang's house. She had curly hair and big waves. She was beautiful and very temperamental.
Don't look at Wei Xuan flirting before going out, but now he felt embarrassed in front of the real person, he handed over the flowers, and after a long while coyly said: "Do you remember me?"
Peng Wei took a look at him and said, "Remember, you are a couple with the young man who lives downstairs from my mother!"
Wei Xuan: "..."
Seeing him suddenly sluggish, Peng Wei laughed with a "puchi", "I'm kidding you, I remember."
Wei Xuan's eyes widened suddenly, and then Peng Wei said softly: "I recognized you the first time I saw you that day, and I asked someone to look for you before, aren't you a ghost? Why are you not in the underworld anymore? I have been looking for you for many years, and they all said that there is no such person. I thought that if you don't show up again, I am going to reincarnate, and maybe I can meet you in the world."
"What happened back then has troubled you, I want to say thank you personally."
Wei Xuan's lips moved: "Then you now..."
Peng Wei: "I'm living with my dad now. Well, it's at No. 14, Group [-], Huangquan Road."
Wei Xuan couldn't help asking: "Then we..."
Peng Wei interrupted him: "I am relieved to see you, you are a good person, I wish you happiness."
Wei Xuan pursed his lips, turned around abruptly, and rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand.
Damn, isn't it lovelorn?Isn't it just a good person card!Real men must be strong at this time!open-minded! !
The sadness in his heart was flowing upstream, but out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly caught a glimpse of two familiar figures not far away.
It was Ruan Yang and the boss.
Wei Xuan took a look from afar and saw that their heads were stuck together, as if they were making a kissing gesture, so he quickly turned around before the two loving dogs found him.
"Huh? It's him!"
Hearing the goddess' pleasant surprise, Wei Xuan turned his head and saw Peng Wei's happy face, as if he had seen his sweetheart, and immediately asked vigilantly: "Who did you see?"
Who dares to pry his corner in the underworld!
Peng Wei pointed in a certain direction, and Wei Xuan held his breath sourly in his heart. He turned his head to look in the direction she pointed, and suddenly lost his anger: "...Boss? Do you know Xiao Siming?"
"I've seen it a few times." Peng Wei nodded. "I actually recognized him last time. He's quite famous among our Huangquan Road residents... Don't you know? He was waiting here for someone a long time ago. For 500 years, the old residents have seen him. It turns out that His Royal Highness Pluto was waiting, no wonder."
500 years... The boss actually has such an infatuated side?
Wei Xuan squinted his eyes, staring at the two closely related figures not far away, lost in thought, and then suddenly realized after a while——
"I've been waiting for 500 years! Do you think I still have a chance?"
By the bridge of Naihe, Ruan Yang couldn't help asking when he heard the voice behind him: "Brother Wei, can you get a girlfriend like this?"
Xiao Siming snorted, and mocked very sympathetically: "His brain is not worthy of a partner."
Ruan Yang felt that Mr. Xiao misunderstood the relationship between the two and wanted to separate them before remembering Wei Xuan, so he couldn't help but teach Xiao Siming to be more generous: "Brother Wei is miserable, let's stop laughing at him. .”
"Well, I'll listen to you." Xiao Siming obediently responded, and kissed the tip of Ruan Yang's beautiful nose.
There were many ghosts around who were watching them secretly. Ruan Yang was thin-skinned and felt a little embarrassed, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Xiao Siming.
Xiao Siming's eyes darkened: "Are you going home today?"
Ruan Yang shook his head: "I don't know, I'm going to find Ghost Emperor and the others soon... Wow——"
He hadn't finished speaking, and before he could say the rest of the words, he turned into an exclamation.
Xiao Siming picked him up by the waist, and with a few flying bodies, he led Ruan Yang into Hades' bedroom with ease.
In the dormitory were still the two little ghosts from last time. Seeing Hades appearing out of thin air, they were taken aback for a moment, and then flushed with excitement, wanting to come up to serve them.
Xiao Siming hugged people to avoid their movements, and raised his chin: "Go out, don't come in now."
The kid looked like he was only thirteen or fourteen years old when he was alive, and he lacked awareness of such things that are not suitable for children. Hearing this, he looked at Ruan Yang with ignorant eyes: "Your Highness..."
Ruan Yang was watched by them, covered his face in embarrassment, and repeatedly ordered: "Go down, go down."
After sending the two little devils away, Xiao Siming put him on the big soft bed in the dormitory. As soon as the two got up and down, his eyes were particularly strong, and he looked at Ruan Yang from top to bottom, inch by inch.
1000 years ago, he and Ruan Yang went in and out at the same time, but he never had the opportunity to be like this. He pressed people under him, and he clearly realized in his heart that the other person's whole person belonged to him.
Ruan Yang's field of vision was already full of black mist escaping from Mr. Xiao's body.
Xiao Siming gently kissed his ears, and sprayed his warm and moist breath on his slender neck, "Baby... I'm hungry, I haven't eaten enough during the day."
Ruan Yang's face turned red when he called him. At first, he still remembered that he had business to do and he couldn't fool around. However, Mr. Xiao's tone softened, and his heart softened. .”
When he realized that he had taken the bait in a daze, Mr. Xiao's tongue had already licked into his ear, Ruan Yang's body trembled, his arms wrapped around Xiao Siming's neck, and he shrank into his arms.
Obviously he is the one who gets what he wants, but he regards Xiao Siming's embrace as his own.
Lou Daochang's pupils trembled violently, and his eyes were full of disbelief: "Ruan, friend Ruan Ruan, how could you be the King of Pluto?"
The other Taoist priests also looked in a trance, as if they were in a daze. Among them, Liang Taoist priest who just said that Ruan Yang said he was an ignorant child was the worst.
Pluto is the Lord of the underworld. Although it has been said that the mysterious and mysterious seldom shows up, in various folk legends, the image of Pluto has always been tall, mighty and domineering. Even the statue is taller than other Yin gods. Many, a pair of copper bell eyes are sharp, so some people who have done something wrong will feel frightened when they step into the Hall of Yama.
however……
The priests looked at Ruan Yang, who was in the corner with a little curly hair, in mixed moods. He had been out for too long, and the food he ate before going out had almost been digested. Xiao Siming grabbed a handful of melons and fruits, Carefully peeled it off and fed it to Ruan Yang's mouth, while Hei Wuchang laughed along with him, as if he was asking His Highness Pluto when he would like to go back to the underworld.
This treatment...
The priests sighed and looked at the sky melancholy. It seems that there is no one who can make Hei Wuchang bow his knees like this except Pluto himself.
Wait, where did the melons and fruits come from? ?
Duan Daochang was shocked, and his whole body bounced up on the spot: "Fellow Daoist Xiao! That is a tribute to the Patriarch!! You can't eat it——"
"Daoist Duan!" The other Taoist priests hurriedly grabbed his Taoist robes to prevent him from doing any reckless actions that would affect the relationship between the human world and the underworld. "Let him eat! Isn't it just a little melon and fruit! You let him eat !"
"*&...&"
Daoist Duan was half pushed and half dragged down, and the rest of the Daoist heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at Ruan Yang again with more complicated eyes, as if looking at a wolf with rabbit ears.
Pluto... Were they talking bad things about the underworld in front of Ruan Yang just now?
The faces of the priests suddenly became ugly again.
***
Ruan Yang considerately gave the priests sufficient mental buffer time. He knew that it was not easy for the priests to accept his identity. Even he himself did not believe it at the beginning.
Alas, it's good to be an ordinary human being. Even though he has recovered some memories and recognized his identity as the Pluto, he still doesn't really want to be the Pluto.
What is the master of the world? It sounds nice. The key to the underworld is nothing. There are only more than 3000 subordinates who are in the late stage of the second disease and want to conquer the three worlds.
Pluto seems to be glamorous, but in fact it is not a good job, but how can outsiders know the hardship hidden under his identity?
Half of him leaned on Xiao Siming, opened his mouth to accept Mr. Xiao's feeding, and faced Lou Daochang's question, his tone was quite melancholy: "Probably God's will."
On the scene: "..." God's will, what a fart! !
However, Ruan Yang was so accommodating that the hearts of the priests gradually fell back to their original place.
After relaxing, they began to vaguely feel that this was a good thing again.
After all, they have been in contact with Ruan Yang several times, and they know that the other party has a gentle personality and is easy to talk to, and he is definitely not someone who will die without saving.The underworld has always been aloof. If this duel with the demon king can get the help of the underworld, the chances of winning will be greatly improved.
Of course, when they thought of the other party’s identity as the king of the underworld, the priests felt a little uncertain. After some hesitation, Taoist priest Lou, who was most familiar with Ruan Yang, was the representative, and discussed with Ruan Yang in a complicated mood: "Ruan, fellow Daoist Ruan. , Is it true that you said that the underworld is willing to cooperate with us?"
"Huh?" Ruan Yang saw that his attitude was more cautious than before, and after realizing what Daoist Lou was saying, he nodded in a daze: "Of course..."
Xiao Siming directly fed a piece of orange into his mouth and interrupted him, "We can cooperate, but there are conditions."
Lou Daochang was a little scared of him at first, and after knowing that Ruan Yang is the king of Pluto, he couldn't help but guess Xiao Siming's identity a little bit more. Now that he said that he had conditions, his heart that had just been let go rose again, and his expression Also dignified a bit.
"What conditions?"
Xiao Siming raised his chin calmly, motioning for Daoist Lou to take a step to speak.
Ruan Yang wanted to follow curiously, but Xiao Siming pressed his shoulders and sat back in his original position.
Xiao Siming rubbed his hair twice with his hands, his eyes became more gentle: "Sit down obediently, I'll be back in a while."
He paused, and before he got up, he said worriedly: "Some people are uneasy and kind, and they talk a lot of nonsense, so don't talk to them."
Hei Wuchang: "..."
You speak as you speak, what does it mean to look at me when you say you are uneasy and kind?
Just leave for a while, is it necessary to give me eye drops? !
His heart was full of resentment towards Xiao Siming, the way he looked at Xiao Siming was like looking at a slanderous concubine.
What's even more exasperating is that Ruan Yang also has the potential to be a foolish king. He obeyed the traitorous concubine's words, and nodded solemnly when he heard the words: "I remember." Then, after Xiao Siming left, without waiting for Hei Wuchang to speak, Silently holding the fruit and moving away.
Black Impermanence: "..."
A traitorous concubine misleading the country, Your Highness!
***
The treacherous concubine Xiao Siming was negotiating with several priests in the quiet room earlier.
Although he didn't reveal his identity, the closeness between him and Ruan Yang and Ruan Yang's trust in him are obvious to all Taoist priests. People who say that he is Ruan Yang's spokesperson believe it.
Therefore, when Xiao Siming opened his mouth to ask for cooperation conditions, the priests began to feel anxious.
What conditions will the other party offer?Since this time it was a major event to help them fight against the demon king, it would definitely not be a trivial request like Hei Wuchang's proposal to enshrine the Yin God in the Taoist temple.
They didn't know what the underworld needed, but they were also afraid that Xiao Siming would open his mouth and ask something they couldn't do.
The priests were thinking about it, Xiao Siming stood still in front of him, he glanced at the nervous people behind him, "Don't worry, priests, I won't make any excessive demands, I just want to ask you for something .”
Daoist elders, look at me and I look at you. They are all confused. The old Taoist leader said: "I don't know what kind of thing you are talking about?"
Could it be that the underworld has taken a fancy to some Taoist artifact?
They looked at Xiao Siming anxiously, and when Xiao Siming raised his hand, a phantom appeared out of thin air.
The Taoist priests: "!!"
The simple-looking key was suspended in the air, Xiao Siming smiled, and said in a kind tone: "I don't know if you have seen such a key before?"
Several priests looked at each other and nodded after a while: "Indeed."
Xiao Siming said in his heart that it was indeed the case, and the remaining two keys had to be found in the Taoist gate, and he asked again: "How many keys do you have in total?"
The old Taoist priest frowned and thought: "The poor Taoist remembers that there is only one."
a handful?
Xiao Siming pursed his lips. He had searched all over the Three Realms. If there is only one key to the Daomen, where is the last key?
Forget it, just one is better than nothing.
Xiao Siming asked: "Which priest holds that key now?"
The old Taoist priest said: "If I remember correctly, that key seems to have been handed down by Fellow Daoist Duan and the others."
Duan Daozhang shrank in the corner, facing everyone's gaze, like a little fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered, he nervously but politely closed his Taoist robe.
Xiao Siming's eyes lit up, and he walked towards him. Daoist Duan stretched his neck quickly and shouted: "No! This magic weapon was passed down by the patriarch, and it has been passed down for thousands of years in my opinion. Don’t give it away lightly.”
It's not that Daoist Duan is stingy, the most important thing in Taoism is inheritance, especially the one handed down by the patriarch, after thousands of years of passing down from generation to generation, even the toilet paper is of great significance.
The Taoist priests present all understood this truth, and everyone knew that Taoist Duan was a high-minded person who was not afraid of power, so it was difficult to persuade him, for fear that he and Xiao Siming would have a bad fight.
Xiao Siming's expression turned cold as expected, and the smile that was as gentle as a spring breeze just now disappeared completely at this moment.
Duan Daochang looked at his strong and powerful arms, and his mind was filled with the horrible picture of these two arms pulling out the dragon scales. After quickly evaluating which was stronger, his head or the dragon scales, his legs were very hopeless. softened.
"...Okay!" Duan Daochang shouted vigorously: "I don't care about this matter, I need to ask the Patriarch's opinion first."
Xiao Siming: "Tsk."
Daoist Duan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he could handle it this way, but then Xiao Siming said: "Call out all your patriarchs, and I'll talk to them."
Daozhang Duan: "..." Ugh——
He choked his throat and almost choked up.Isn't this friend just a magic weapon? Why are you so insane!
***
Under Xiao Siming's gaze, Daoist Duan tremblingly began to burn incense to invite the patriarch. I don't know if it was his illusion. It took a long time for the patriarch who usually came to invite him to respond this time, and the incense was also burning. Intermittent, flickering, several times, he saw that the candle was almost completely extinguished, thinking that he had failed to appeal to the gods, and sweat came down on his forehead, but Xiao Siming let out a cold snort, and the candle ignited again. However, the flames were still extremely weak, showing reluctance, as if reluctant and unable to refuse.
When the stick of incense in front of him burned out smoothly, he knew that according to the past situation, the invitation was successful at this time, so he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to Xiao Siming: "Fellow Daoist Xiao, the patriarch is already in the house... ..."
Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Siming opened the door and walked in.
There was a round table in this room, and when Xiao Siming entered, there were already many gods sitting around the round table.
Every time Daoist Duan invited the Patriarch, he would just talk outside the house through the door. If he knew that he had invited so many gods down at once this time, his blood pressure would probably soar on the spot.
As soon as he closed the door, one of the daoist robed gods with fierce looks sneered: "What do you want us for, Chaos?"
These gods present all knew Xiao Siming, not to mention Xiao Siming's identity was enough to make people fearful and guarded against, and more importantly, everyone was robbed by Xiao Siming in the past, so they naturally didn't like him.
If Ruan Yang was present, he would immediately recognize that the fairy who spoke was exactly the same as the statue that he was familiar with before, and it was the patriarch that Taoist Duan and the others enshrined in their temple.
Not long after this patriarch became a god, Xiao Siming ransacked all the artifacts he had collected with great difficulty.Early this morning, I saw the old enemy enter his Taoist temple, and before he had time to show his spirit to drive him away, he witnessed him dragging a human child to love each other in his Taoist temple. Not only that, Xiao Siming actually extended his claws to I bought the fresh melons and fruits enshrined in front of me!
It is really unreasonable to snatch his artifact and eat his tribute!
Therefore, before Xiao Siming could open his mouth, the robed immortal spoke again, sarcastically saying: "You are doing well in the world now, you look like a human being."
It was just a taunt, what good will happen to you if you are a chaotic messing around with humans?
Unexpectedly, Chaos didn't know what he thought of, and he showed a smiling face: "It's really good, thank you for the compliment."
Daoist Immortal: "..." Who the hell praised you, shameless!
Xiao Siming stopped looking at him, pulled up a chair and sat down, and said to the gods: "The news that the demon king is about to be born must be known to everyone, this time the underworld is willing to contribute to the fight against the demon king, as a show of sincerity , should you return the remaining two keys sealed in Hades' body to the underworld?"
"Why!" As soon as they heard the underworld, the faces of the gods present changed, and they shook their heads one by one and refused: "We will not cooperate with the underworld, want to cooperate? Give up your heart!"
Another god raised his doubts: "Chaos, you also had a lot of trouble with the underworld back then, why do you start to speak for the underworld now?"
Xiao Siming didn't change his face, and replied confidently: "I'm just responding to special circumstances. If the human world is destroyed, who will offer incense to you?"
What he said hit the point. Although the gods are very reluctant, they also know that it is difficult to defeat the demon king based on the current strength of the heaven and human world. Once the demon king succeeds, it will be the victory of the entire three realms. catastrophe.
But let them cooperate with the underworld regardless of past suspicions, and they are unwilling to lower their heads actively.
So for a while, the atmosphere in the house was stalemate, and the priests outside held their breaths, fearing that something might go wrong in the house.
Hei Wuchang is still trying to persuade Ruan Yang: "Your Highness, you can go back to the underworld with me today, let's go back and have a look, the ghost emperors miss you very much!"
Ruan Yang glanced at him, shook his head firmly: "No."
Hei Wuchang couldn't resist him, looked around, and said in a low voice: "Last time you said that you wanted a salary, the Lord Ghost Emperor also prepared it for you. From now on, it will be at least this amount every month."
He stretched out his hand and made a "ten", "RMB."
"..."
Ruan Yang was silent for a moment, and at the same time thought of Xiao Siming and the dark living environment in the underworld, he shook his head: "That's not going either."
Hei Wuchang had a stomachache. His main task at present is to persuade His Highness to return to the underworld. It has been almost a month since Pluto left the underworld last time. If he is unsuccessful, the Wufang Ghost Emperor should feed him to the three-headed dog in the underworld.
He let out a long sigh, and a flash of light flashed in his mind, and said, "Don't you want to cooperate with the human world? For such a big matter, you must go back and talk to the Wufang Ghost Emperor in person."
Ruan Yang frowned, obviously forgot about this, and after struggling for a while, he nodded in response: "Okay, I'll go back with Mr. Xiao."
"Okay... no!" Hei Wuchang almost nodded his head in response, and he was shocked when he realized it.
Of course it can't, how about letting Xiao Siming into the underworld?
"Why not?" Ruan Yang was not happy at the moment, and glared at him with dark eyes, "Then I won't go either."
Black Impermanence: "..."
He sighed inwardly: His Highness stared at me His Highness stared at me...
It was this familiar look!Your Highness used to be so petty like this!
He was still immersed in the state of Pluto's brainless fan, and when he came back to his senses, Ruan Yang had already got up and ran away.
Hei Wuchang hastily put down the melons and fruits in his hand, and chased them out all the way: "Your Highness!"
Don't run away!bring!Isn't it okay to bring Xiao Siming!
In the closed quiet room, the negotiation between Xiao Siming and the gods has reached the final stage.
Under his insistence, the Celestial Realm side made an appropriate retreat: "It is fine to return the key, but Pluto must be punished."
Xiao Siming glanced at the god who spoke, and said in a calm tone: "Pluto has been sealed for 1000 years, and the punishment he has received is enough."
The god obviously had some issues with Ruan Yang, and he still said angrily after hearing the words: "Is this enough? Back then he deliberately blew up my alchemy furnace, a whole furnace of elixir! I practiced for 300 years, and it was all in vain!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a companion beside him immediately agreed with deep approval: "Indeed, back then he ignited my soul banner, and his behavior was really hateful!"
Another fairy stood up and said, "He also broke my tower."
"You are all suffering from magical artifacts, and my image is damaged! Back then, he shaved off all the old man's beards while the old man was asleep!"
"What's the matter, I'm even worse, okay..."
Xiao Siming listened to their denunciation against Ruan Yang, and he groaned in his heart, and his gaze became colder and colder.
At this moment, an urgent voice from outside passed through the barrier in the room and reached Xiao Siming's ears.
"Mr. Xiao!"
Ruan Yang passed through the line of defense of the priests, pushed the door open and walked in.
His identity is here, and the priests didn't dare to really stop him, so they could only watch him rush in helplessly.
The gods in the room were startled and looked at the person vigilantly. The Taoist god frowned after seeing Ruan Yang's appearance clearly: "You are not Xiao Siming's..."
He was halfway through speaking, but he saw Xiao Siming get up "swish" and pull him to him.
"Why did you come in? Have you finished eating?"
Xiao Siming's voice was almost as gentle as water. It was the first time for the gods present to hear Chaos speak in such a tone, and the hairs on their bodies almost stood on end.
Ruan Yang shook his head, the unhappiness of arguing with Hei Wuchang just now disappeared the moment he saw Xiao Siming, "No, you haven't come back for a long time, Hei Wuchang kept saying that he would take me back to the underworld."
Thinking of what Xiao Siming said before, he wanted to laugh, "I'll listen to you and ignore him."
Xiao Siming responded, then lifted his chin slightly, and kissed him on the forehead.
"..." The gods present were suddenly stuffed with dog food, and began to feel that something was wrong. Whether Chaos is in love has nothing to do with them, they don't care, the key issue is what the child said... Black impermanence?Underworld? ?
Xiao Siming was in a happy mood, the corners of his mouth raised, and he kicked his long legs on the table, making Ruan Yang appear in front of all the gods.
Soon, some gods discovered the faintly visible ghostly aura on Ruan Yang's body, which was so familiar that it made one's scalp tingle.
"This is??"
Several gods stood up and blew their hair completely.
"Let me introduce," Xiao Siming raised his eyebrows, "This is my partner, the current Pluto."
The gods: "..."
Grass.
***
The priests waited for a full hour before Ruan Yang and Xiao Siming came out of the quiet room together.
The quiet room was already empty, and the gods seemed to have returned to the heavenly realm.
Daoist Duan scratched his head, feeling very confused in his heart—so what happened?How did the talk go?
Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at the people who came out of the house, Xiao Siming seemed to be in a good mood, with a vague smile on his lips: "Taoist priests, get ready and go to the underworld in two days .”
Duan Daochang looked dull: "Oh...ah?"
Duan Daochang was a little panicked: "What are you going to do in the underworld?"
No!Although they are willing to sacrifice their precious lives for the sake of the common people, they haven't reached that level yet. They just want to get the underworld to sponsor them. Is it necessary to die once?
Several priests were dumbfounded, and then Xiao Siming said: "Why are you so nervous? Let you go to the underworld and discuss the specific matters of cooperation."
"...Oh oh oh, yes, that's really great." Daoist Duan blushed at his outrageous brain hole just now, and then reacted ecstatically, and exchanged a glance with the other priests— — so it was a success? ?
My darling, the first cooperation in the history of the Three Realms is about to come true under their impetus!
The Taoists were extremely excited, ecstatic that they were about to witness a historic scene in the Taoist sect, but they didn't know how much their ancestors had suffered a spiritual blow that day.
That night, when several priests were offering incense to the patriarch, they happened to have the phenomenon that the incense broke and the candles went out. At first, they thought it was because the quality of the newly purchased incense candles was not good. After communicating, they found that it was not just their own Taoist temple that had such a problem. The situation is the same in several Taoist temples.
How did that happen?The Taoist priests were puzzled, and when they related to the historic event they facilitated during the day, they murmured in their hearts: Isn't it already negotiated? What is the patriarch implying?
"Could it be that our patriarch is unwilling to cooperate?" After the incense candle was extinguished three times in a row, a little Taoist muttered in a low voice.
"Go, go, go," Daoist Duan glared at him, "Our patriarch has the world in his heart, so how could he be unwilling to do such a good thing that can protect the people in the world?"
Having said that, he was a little uncertain, after all, such a situation had never happened before. Could it be that the Patriarch really didn't want to bless the common people?
He was flustered in his heart, and watched helplessly as the dying candle seemed to hesitate for a moment, flickering on and off a few times, and finally reluctantly returned to its usual brightness.
Daozhang Duan was finally able to relax: "Look, the Patriarch is still very happy."
The patriarch who is far away in the heaven: "..."
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Due to Ruan Yang's insistence, Hei Wuchang could only compromise in the end, agreeing that Xiao Siming would go back to the underworld with them tomorrow.
Along with Wei Xuan, he obviously had been waiting for this day for a long time. When he heard that Ruan Yang and Xiao Siming were going to the underworld, he immediately walked out of his nerdy state, took a shower and changed into a white suit. He also specially blew a shiny aircraft head.
After everything was ready, he called and ordered a bouquet of roses.
When Mo Yu came over with Hei Wuchang, he was still admiring himself in the mirror, and turned to ask the two: "What type do you think my fiancée likes?"
Mo Yu: "Fiancee?"
Hei Wuchang also wondered: "When did she become your fiancée?"
Wei Xuan grinned coquettishly: "Today, in an hour."
Two people: "..."
Wei Xuan was still struggling: "Oh, does she like the mature and golden type or the young and energetic type?"
Mo Yu gave him a cold look: "Anyway, I don't like the mentally ill type."
A group of people came to the underworld through the entrance of the enchantment on the mountain. The underworld is still the same as last time. The sky is colorful. If you look closely, it seems that it is acceptable except for the dim light.
Ruan Yang took a deep breath, and as soon as he lowered his head, he stared fieryly at thousands of pairs of eyes above and below.
"Welcome Your Highness!!"
"..."
He still couldn't accept such a grand welcome ceremony.
The first thing Pluto did when he returned to the underworld was to inspect the underworld.
This time Ruan Yang was mentally prepared, and with Mr. Xiao by his side, he was a lot more courageous than before. When he passed by the eighteenth floor of hell and saw those ghosts with all kinds of strange looks and each with their own horror, It's just that the pace has sped up a bit, and he is no longer so unsuspectingly frightened and fainted like last time.
After walking around like this, he realized that the underworld is quite big, and his calves were swollen after walking around.However, no matter how you look at it, you still feel too poor and desolate.The office environment of the ghosts is not good. All the ghosts gather in the main hall, one ghost per table, and candles are used for lighting, and the office mode is not up to date with modernization.
The tour guide this time is Bai Wuchang. Compared with the fierce-looking Hei Wuchang, he is obviously more popular among the grassroots. Everywhere he goes, people take the initiative to say hello to him.
"Your Highness, there are 360 five ghosts here. However, the population of the yang world has expanded in recent years, and the daily death toll has been on the rise. The manpower of the ghosts is not enough. We are considering stopping the city god examination that takes place every [-] years. An excellent ghost to fill the vacancy of Mingchao."
Ruan Yang always remembered that he was a leader, and nodded in a dignified manner when he heard the words. He glanced at the table closest to him, "You all wrote the books of life and death by hand?"
Caught off guard by Pluto's questioning, the Pluto leaped up from his seat, his tongue was knotted nervously: "Your Highness, Your Highness, yes."
Ruan Yang asked him curiously: "What if I make a mistake?"
Although Mingchai was nervous and excited, he was calm enough on the surface, and replied truthfully: "Change a new book and write it again."
Ruan Yang: "..."
How can it be possible to be more efficient at work like this?It's not a matter of lack of manpower for the underworld messengers to be so busy!
Bai Wuchang knew how to read his face, and immediately asked intimately when he saw this, "What do you want to say, Your Highness?"
Ruan Yang turned to look at him with a worried expression: "Why don't we use computers to work in the underworld?"
Bai Wuchang: "... what?"
Ruan Yang felt very distressed: "If copying the book of life and death by hand is easy to make mistakes, wouldn't working with a computer greatly improve efficiency?"
"There is also the problem of lighting. Incandescent lamps are much brighter than candles!"
"The place is so big, if you have a car, you don't have to walk for so long!"
With the thinking of a modern person, he pointed out the backwardness of the underworld one by one. After he finished speaking, he realized that it is difficult to enter modernization as the underworld is as poor as it is now.
Ruan Yang sighed wearily: "Forget it, you pretend I didn't say..."
"Your Highness!" Bai Wuchang interrupted him with bright eyes, "I think what you said is right, I will report it to Lord Ghost Emperor!"
After finishing speaking, he left in a hurry. Ruan Yang stood there for a while, then turned to look at Xiao Siming, very puzzled in his heart: "Mr. Xiao, have they never realized these problems?"
Xiao Siming looked at the direction in which Bai Wuchang was leaving, and said calmly: "They are ghosts who have been dead for thousands of years. Although some can walk in the yin and yang realms, their way of thinking cannot keep up with modern people."
Ruan Yang understood and transformed it in his mind, and felt that Mr. Xiao's words seemed to mean that people in the underworld are relatively stupid. He shook his head, and added another item to the "plan to transform the underworld" that he had just formulated in his heart—strengthening the quality The popularization of education in the underworld.
It seems that education should also start from the grassroots.
Xiao Siming couldn't help laughing when he saw that he was worried about the underworld, and pinched Ruan Yang's cheek with his fingers: "Tired? Then don't watch it, I'll take you to see the flowers of the other side."
Ruan Yang thought for a while, Bianhua seemed to be the place with the best scenery in the entire underworld, at least more suitable for a date than this dark hall, so he nodded and put his hand into Xiao Siming's: "Okay."
***
After crossing Huangquan Road, there is the Naihe Bridge. The flowers on the other side of the Naihe Bridge are in full bloom, and the ghosts are bustling on the bridge. The ghosts wash away their sins in the underworld and then go to the Naihe Bridge to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup. went.
But now that the population of the yang world is expanding, the underworld is also expanding with the mouth of ghosts. In order to control the population of the yang world, Meng Po's daily reincarnation quota is also limited. Therefore, the current reincarnation mode is different from the past. A voluntary reincarnation mechanism is adopted. Those who want to reincarnate Ghosts can queue up to get a number first, stay near Huangquan Road, and reincarnate when it is their turn.
When there are more ghosts, there will naturally be more things. For example, some ghosts may suddenly see each other right below, and they may marry directly in the underworld without reincarnation.Of course, ghosts are changed by people, they also have emotions and desires, and there are many ghosts who cheat after marriage. Usually, at this time, they go to the Southern Ghost Emperor to register for divorce. The two ghosts announce that their marriage is broken, and they don’t want to live in the underworld anymore Reincarnation is also possible.
For various reasons, this side of Naihe Bridge is quite different from what it used to be, because the flowers on the other side are blooming beautifully here, and many ghost couples like to date here.
Wearing a white suit and holding roses, Wei Xuan stands out among the ghosts, and is simply the brightest star beside the Naihe Bridge.
Standing opposite him was Peng Wei whom Ruan Yang had met at Mrs. Wang's house. She had curly hair and big waves. She was beautiful and very temperamental.
Don't look at Wei Xuan flirting before going out, but now he felt embarrassed in front of the real person, he handed over the flowers, and after a long while coyly said: "Do you remember me?"
Peng Wei took a look at him and said, "Remember, you are a couple with the young man who lives downstairs from my mother!"
Wei Xuan: "..."
Seeing him suddenly sluggish, Peng Wei laughed with a "puchi", "I'm kidding you, I remember."
Wei Xuan's eyes widened suddenly, and then Peng Wei said softly: "I recognized you the first time I saw you that day, and I asked someone to look for you before, aren't you a ghost? Why are you not in the underworld anymore? I have been looking for you for many years, and they all said that there is no such person. I thought that if you don't show up again, I am going to reincarnate, and maybe I can meet you in the world."
"What happened back then has troubled you, I want to say thank you personally."
Wei Xuan's lips moved: "Then you now..."
Peng Wei: "I'm living with my dad now. Well, it's at No. 14, Group [-], Huangquan Road."
Wei Xuan couldn't help asking: "Then we..."
Peng Wei interrupted him: "I am relieved to see you, you are a good person, I wish you happiness."
Wei Xuan pursed his lips, turned around abruptly, and rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand.
Damn, isn't it lovelorn?Isn't it just a good person card!Real men must be strong at this time!open-minded! !
The sadness in his heart was flowing upstream, but out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly caught a glimpse of two familiar figures not far away.
It was Ruan Yang and the boss.
Wei Xuan took a look from afar and saw that their heads were stuck together, as if they were making a kissing gesture, so he quickly turned around before the two loving dogs found him.
"Huh? It's him!"
Hearing the goddess' pleasant surprise, Wei Xuan turned his head and saw Peng Wei's happy face, as if he had seen his sweetheart, and immediately asked vigilantly: "Who did you see?"
Who dares to pry his corner in the underworld!
Peng Wei pointed in a certain direction, and Wei Xuan held his breath sourly in his heart. He turned his head to look in the direction she pointed, and suddenly lost his anger: "...Boss? Do you know Xiao Siming?"
"I've seen it a few times." Peng Wei nodded. "I actually recognized him last time. He's quite famous among our Huangquan Road residents... Don't you know? He was waiting here for someone a long time ago. For 500 years, the old residents have seen him. It turns out that His Royal Highness Pluto was waiting, no wonder."
500 years... The boss actually has such an infatuated side?
Wei Xuan squinted his eyes, staring at the two closely related figures not far away, lost in thought, and then suddenly realized after a while——
"I've been waiting for 500 years! Do you think I still have a chance?"
By the bridge of Naihe, Ruan Yang couldn't help asking when he heard the voice behind him: "Brother Wei, can you get a girlfriend like this?"
Xiao Siming snorted, and mocked very sympathetically: "His brain is not worthy of a partner."
Ruan Yang felt that Mr. Xiao misunderstood the relationship between the two and wanted to separate them before remembering Wei Xuan, so he couldn't help but teach Xiao Siming to be more generous: "Brother Wei is miserable, let's stop laughing at him. .”
"Well, I'll listen to you." Xiao Siming obediently responded, and kissed the tip of Ruan Yang's beautiful nose.
There were many ghosts around who were watching them secretly. Ruan Yang was thin-skinned and felt a little embarrassed, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Xiao Siming.
Xiao Siming's eyes darkened: "Are you going home today?"
Ruan Yang shook his head: "I don't know, I'm going to find Ghost Emperor and the others soon... Wow——"
He hadn't finished speaking, and before he could say the rest of the words, he turned into an exclamation.
Xiao Siming picked him up by the waist, and with a few flying bodies, he led Ruan Yang into Hades' bedroom with ease.
In the dormitory were still the two little ghosts from last time. Seeing Hades appearing out of thin air, they were taken aback for a moment, and then flushed with excitement, wanting to come up to serve them.
Xiao Siming hugged people to avoid their movements, and raised his chin: "Go out, don't come in now."
The kid looked like he was only thirteen or fourteen years old when he was alive, and he lacked awareness of such things that are not suitable for children. Hearing this, he looked at Ruan Yang with ignorant eyes: "Your Highness..."
Ruan Yang was watched by them, covered his face in embarrassment, and repeatedly ordered: "Go down, go down."
After sending the two little devils away, Xiao Siming put him on the big soft bed in the dormitory. As soon as the two got up and down, his eyes were particularly strong, and he looked at Ruan Yang from top to bottom, inch by inch.
1000 years ago, he and Ruan Yang went in and out at the same time, but he never had the opportunity to be like this. He pressed people under him, and he clearly realized in his heart that the other person's whole person belonged to him.
Ruan Yang's field of vision was already full of black mist escaping from Mr. Xiao's body.
Xiao Siming gently kissed his ears, and sprayed his warm and moist breath on his slender neck, "Baby... I'm hungry, I haven't eaten enough during the day."
Ruan Yang's face turned red when he called him. At first, he still remembered that he had business to do and he couldn't fool around. However, Mr. Xiao's tone softened, and his heart softened. .”
When he realized that he had taken the bait in a daze, Mr. Xiao's tongue had already licked into his ear, Ruan Yang's body trembled, his arms wrapped around Xiao Siming's neck, and he shrank into his arms.
Obviously he is the one who gets what he wants, but he regards Xiao Siming's embrace as his own.
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