Soul Eater

After finally seeing off the enthusiastic neighbor, the door of Xiao's villa was closed, and a whole room of people sat in the living room with the monster, and the scene was like three trials.

Wei Xuan still had a look of disbelief: "This is really not your child?"

Xiao Siming: "..."

Ruan Yang didn't know what he thought of, his face blushed, and he quickly shook his head in denial: "Of course not!"

Xiao Siming could hardly bear the lower limit of IQ of his other two employees, so he said coldly: "Which man have you ever seen can give birth? Do you have common sense?"

Wei Xuan scratched his head embarrassingly, and said in his heart, yes, it's because you two are not ordinary people.

Mo Yu sat at the side with heavy eyes, his eyes wandering between the two and the monster, still a little distrustful.

Xiao Siming glanced at him with raised eyelids, and said sarcastically, "You don't have common sense?"

Mo Yu: "..."

There was a trace of humiliation in his heart, and he stubbornly turned his eyes away.

Xiao Siming stared at the little monster opposite, and frowned again: "Now you can tell the truth."

If it wasn't for avoiding the misunderstanding of the neighbors just now, he should have disposed of this monster long ago.

The real body of this monster looks like a white radish that has just taken shape. Xiao Siming recalled it carefully, and found that there was no information about this monster in his mind.

The demon said innocently: "I'm telling the truth, I was born by him."

Ruan Yang: "Huh?"

He looked at the monster carefully, and asked curiously, "So you were transformed from a little cabbage?"

Without waiting for the monster to answer, Wei Xuan spoke up first: "Fart, it looks like a cabbage at some point, this monster is so strong that I think it is the cub of some big monster."

Unexpectedly, the demon was extremely obsessed with his identity as a cabbage, and immediately retorted: "Why am I not a little cabbage! I am, I help take care of other vegetables every day, otherwise those vegetables would have died a long time ago." OK?"

Ruan Yang thought of those cabbage that miraculously healed itself after having problems, and immediately became more fond of it. He felt that this little cabbage was really unusual: "It turned out to be you!"

The little monster raised his head proudly.

It intends to show off its cuteness in front of Ruan Yang, secretly thinking of Ruan Yang.

This human didn't know why before, the Yin Qi on his body was very heavy, and after a day of disappearance, the Yin Qi seemed to be less, and correspondingly, there was an extra breath similar to Yin Qi.

It can't say what this breath is, but its instinct as a demon tells it that this breath is more attractive to demons.If he could eat this person, it would definitely be of great help to a monster like himself who has become rigid.

Maybe he can directly ascend to the rank of Great Demon.

The wishful thinking in its heart was clanging, but before it could pounce on Ruan Yang, Xiao Siming's extremely cold voice came over the next second: "It's just watering the vegetables. It's useless. Why don't you water the vegetables?" I ate it."

From the beginning, Ruan Yang's attention was on this monster, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

Little monster: "...?"

Wei Xuan on the side looked at it with affectionate eyes: "It can be seen that you have just opened your mind, you don't know it, our boss likes to eat your thin-skinned and tender meat the most, hehehe. "

He was very obscene, Xiao Siming glanced at him, but didn't make a sound to stop him.

The little monster blinked, as if he couldn't understand why he suddenly changed from the cannibal to the eaten one, and said stiffly: "How, how is it possible, don't bully me because I am late in shape and have little experience."

Wei Xuan pointed to the pennant on the wall: "Here, look up."

On the pennant, the ten gold-plated characters of "No. [-] in the world, pioneer of ghost hunting" are particularly eye-catching.

The little monster screamed: "How could it be a Taoist priest!"

Human Taoists are the natural enemies of monsters.

It's only been in shape for a few days, and it stays in the vegetable field every day, so there's no time to pay attention to what this family does.

The little monster feels that its life is threatened, but the divine sense left to it by its ancestors clearly tells it that in this world, it is only natural for monsters to eat talents.

Just as it was thinking this way, Xiao Siming had lowered his eyelids, and went straight to his hands, and with a crisp "click", he snapped off a corner of the top of its head.

Little monster: "!!"

It touched the top of its bald head, and watched in astonishment as Xiao Siming put the part that had been broken off from its body into his mouth, and chewed it in two or three bites.

"Mr. Xiao!" Ruan Yang came back to his senses, seeing that Xiao Siming had swallowed it, he couldn't help being very anxious: "How could you just eat it like this!"

Xiao Siming froze, thinking of Ruan Yang's soft-hearted temper, his actions just now might make his image in Ruan Yang's mind decline.

So he pinched Ruan Yang's hand, hesitated for a moment, and said apologetically, "Sorry."

The little monster is excited, look, there are still normal people in this room!

It looked at Ruan Yang moved, and said in its heart that since this is the case, after I escape to practice successfully, I will come back and kill them first, and then I will eat you.

Immediately afterwards, Ruan Yang said anxiously: "This dish hasn't been washed yet. Brother Wei and I just sprayed insect repellent last week. At least wash it before eating it!"

Little monster: "???"

It looked at Ruan Yang in disbelief, and asked with its eyes: What's the matter with you?

Also unbelievable are Wei Xuan and Mo Yu.

Ruan Yang can't pay attention to other people's eyes at this moment, his tone is very worried, for fear that his boyfriend will eat badly because of this.

His boyfriend is good in every way, but he always eats weird things, even ordinary ghosts, this kind of things stained with anthelmintics, if he accidentally eats them, he may be sent to the hospital for gastric lavage.

Xiao Siming was taken aback for a moment, then he snorted and laughed.

He never expected that Ruan Yang was anxious for this reason.

Ruan Yang heard that he was still in the mood to laugh, and became even more anxious. He originally planned to get up and take the little cabbage demon to the kitchen to wash it, but he noticed Mo Yu's gaze as soon as he left.

He had no choice but to lower his voice, and whispered cowardly and obediently: "...In short, you have to wash it before eating."

Xiao Siming's itching was unbearable, and he really wanted to bring someone over to kiss him, but there were too many people present, so he could only softly comfort him: "Okay, I promise you."

The little monster who was tortured by two people taking turns: "..."

Ancestor, this world seems to have really changed QAQ

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The little monster deeply realized that if this situation continues, the only fate waiting for him is to be eaten, so he crazily advertised for himself, trying to prove that his role is not just as simple as watering the vegetables in the vegetable garden.

However, no matter how it sells itself, everyone present is still unmoved. The little monster is stared at by Xiao Siming with the eyes of food, and his heart becomes more and more desperate and frightened, and his voice begins to tremble involuntarily. It's like child abuse.

Wei Xuan couldn't bear to be howled by it. At this moment, someone rang the doorbell of the villa, one after another, with a very eager look.

"Who, it can't be that person again?" Wei Xuan felt dizzy when he thought about it. The neighbors around here were always very enthusiastic for some reason. Check back later to see if they abused the kids.

Xiao Siming raised his chin at him, "Go and open the door."

The person standing outside the door was not a neighbor, but an old client who had dealt with them before——Boss Tao who invested in rural love TV dramas.

When Boss Tao came in, the little monster was in the final rescue. It stood on the sofa and shouted: "I can still guard the house! Stay safe!"

"What?" Boss Tao happened to hear this sentence, his eyes lit up immediately, he turned to look at Wei Xuan, and asked enthusiastically: "Master Wei, you have a new god here?"

Last time Xiao Cao Yanzhong invited a mountain god to go back to be the god of the company, the company has been booming, and everyone in the Cao family has become very healthy.

At their age, with some money in their hands, what they want most is not money and other external things, but the safety and health of themselves and their families.

Boss Cao was originally a bit high due to obesity, so he went to the hospital for an examination a few days ago, and all the indexes returned to normal, which made Boss Tao very envious.

He really wanted to ask for an offering to God!

Wei Xuan was choked up by his question, before he had time to organize his words, Boss Tao couldn't wait to come forward and say hello to the little monster.

"Dare to ask this immortal," he said with a very upright attitude, "do you mean that you can keep your house safe?"

The little monster was caught off guard when he saw a chubby round face. He was startled, and then realized that the other person looked at him with adoring eyes, subconsciously ignored the title of "immortal", straightened his back and said triumphantly: "Of course you can." .”

"That's great," Boss Tao was very happy, "I would like to invite you to our company as a god, what do you think?"

Little monster: "Huh?"

It was at a loss, what offering to God?

It didn't want to be eaten by Xiao Siming, and it didn't want to bear the ghostly aura on Ruan Yang, and it didn't want to be kicked out of the villa. Respond: "Yes."

As he spoke, he pressed his finger on the little monster's head, sealed its monster nature without saying a word, and handed it over to Boss Tao after confirming that the monster wouldn't be able to stir up trouble.

"Go back and make a statue of it, and just feed it some fresh fruit for three meals a day."

Xiao Siming thought for a while, and then said: "If it protests with you, it can just starve for three days."

Little monster: "!!!"

How could this Taoist priest have such a vicious heart!

It was so angry that it was smoking, but the ability to speak just now was also blocked by Xiao Siming, so it could only stare dryly.

Boss Tao took his "god offering" and stammered: "Is this so?!"

Why does he feel that his way of worship is different from that of ordinary people.

"Well, if it blesses your family's health, it's not too late for you to give it a better look."

As Xiao Siming spoke, he found a box, put the speechless little monster in it, and packed it neatly to give away.

Boss Tao accepted it cheerfully, and chatted a few more words before talking about the purpose of his trip today.

It turned out that after the last breakup, Boss Tao and his girlfriend, who was the second female lead in a rural love TV drama at the time, broke up.

"Oh, I really didn't expect that I would treat her so well, send her into the film crew, and praise her as the heroine. What role does she want to play, tell me no, do you have to follow the unspoken rules?"

Boss Tao obviously gave his true feelings in the last relationship that just ended. After the breakup, he didn't think about eating and drinking for a long time. His original weight of [-] catties dropped to [-] catties. Although the difference is not obvious. up.

He wiped the corners of his eyes, his expression turned from sadness to joy: "But if she hadn't let me see her true face, I wouldn't have met my current lover."

Boss Tao often invests in film and television shooting and has close contacts with the entertainment industry. His current girlfriend is also an actress just like his predecessor.

"This time our company is investing in a fairy tale drama in ancient costume. My lover is also in the crew."

Ruan Yang couldn't help but carefully scrutinized his face, and found that the other party still had the same rotten face that never changed.

Seeing Boss Tao's blissful face when he mentioned the incumbent, it really hurts so much that he doesn't know what to say.

Boss Tao was inexplicably dazed by Master Ruan's complex stare. He cleared his throat and said seriously, "Because of the background of the subject, the shooting location was chosen in Xuanwu Mountain in the neighboring province. The opening ceremony went smoothly. Nothing happened, but after the filming officially started, staff kept saying that they saw dirty things on the set.”

"It's like the curtain in the fitting room suddenly broke, and the clothes floated up from the ground in the absence of wind, making everyone afraid to go up the mountain... and last week, when the crew was shooting the studio scene, The rocker arm suddenly broke in two and injured a leading actor. We had no choice but to let everyone go back to the hotel to rest. But that night, the assistant of the leading actor ran over to ask for help, saying that the leading actor fainted when he was about to take a bath. In the past, people were sent directly to the hospital. After waking up, they said that they saw something unclean in the hotel. This male lead is still a traffic idol who was drafted last year. Fans scolded the crew on the Internet. Alas, This is really..."

Boss Tao sighed for a long time, and said rather resentfully: "Master, do you think I should buy a safety talisman to drive away evil spirits? Why am I so unlucky? Every crew that invests encounters such strange things. "

He originally just said it casually, but Ruan Yang saw a business opportunity from it.

He quickly took out the talisman paper and cinnabar from under the table, and took the opportunity to sell enthusiastically: "Boss Tao, before you buy the peace talisman, you might as well try our peach blossom talisman, it is very useful to avoid rotten peach blossoms and prevent the partner from cheating .”

Boss Tao: "?"

He looked at Ruan Yang in confusion, feeling a little flustered for some reason.

Master, what do you mean by this?

The author has something to say: Ruan Yang is probably called, those who are close to Zhu, those who are red, those who are close to ink, those who are close to black, those who are close to Xiao Siming are inhuman (.

Ruan Xiaoyang: As long as my boyfriend is happy!

Mr. Xiao: On how to teach the rebellious little monsters to become human beings to worship gods