Soul Eater

Ke Yikai felt that the master might have lost his mind.

Ruan Yang also wondered if Brother Wei fell in love at first sight too suddenly.

Just... so casual!

Only Xiao Siming narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the photo synthesized by PS, and felt a little more clear in his heart.

The fashionable girl in the photo has long and wavy hair that was the most popular 20 years ago. She has a beautiful appearance, and most importantly, this face is very similar to someone.

The person Wei Xuan once loved was a human being.

Probably reincarnation.

It was the first time that Mrs. Jiang met someone who was so enthusiastic about being her son-in-law. Although she was puzzled for a moment, she didn't really take it seriously. Instead, she waved her hand and pushed Wei Xuan away like a fly, and snatched the photo. Come back: "Go, go, boy, don't mess around, my daughter is married."

"..." Wei Xuan was struck by this sentence as if he lost his soul, and muttered to himself: "Am I late after all?"

Ruan Yang looked at Wei Xuan who was full of sadness in the corner, and thought sympathetically:

It only took 1 minute from heartbeat to heartbreak, Brother Wei.

On the table are a pair of small people made of paper, one with "Peng Wei" written on it, and the other with "Wang Jiahao" written on it, and their birthdays are pasted on the back.

Mrs. Jiang squared the photo, lit the incense candles, offered incense to her daughter and son-in-law, and bowed, muttering something in her mouth: "Weier, now that you are married, you are a big girl. It's time to calm down."

Xiao Siming's eyes fell on the wall-mounted air conditioner in the living room. While Mrs. Jiang was chattering, the air conditioner beeped softly and turned on the cooling mode automatically again.

The old lady Jiang still looked lovingly at the smiling daughter in the photo, just like most mothers in the world, the child automatically joined the birthing team as soon as the child got married: "What about you, hurry up and have a child with that kid Jiahao. "

The doors and windows of the living room were closed tightly, but the curtains on the floor-to-ceiling windows began to move automatically without wind, and the width became wider and wider.

However, the old lady Jiang didn't realize it, and continued to mutter: "Mom is 62 this year. After your father left, Mom is quite lonely. If you and Jiahao are free, come and see me and your mother-in-law. It's best to bring Come with the kids."

As soon as the words were finished, the incense candle went out with a "poof", and a ghost figure slowly emerged from behind the curtain, and then rushed towards the old lady Jiang who was facing her back in a menacing manner!

Xiao Siming's eyes froze, and he immediately released a barrier to block the ghosts.

Considering that Ruan Yang was still watching from the sidelines, he hesitated for a few seconds, and decided to beat the ghosts out first, and wait until the matter of eating.

However, just as she was about to start, the old lady Jiang who heard the movement and turned around shouted excitedly: "Wei'er!"

The ghost figure froze, and quickly responded: "Mom!"

Xiao Siming: "..."

The figure and appearance of the ghost figure gradually became clear. When Ke Yikai saw it clearly, he jumped up and hugged Wei Xuan who was closest to him, "Master! Master! It's her! "

Although I have never seen her face, this figure, this voice, isn't it the female ghost who has been haunting me recently! !

However, Wei Xuan didn't give him any response, not even a word of comfort, but stared straight at the female ghost.

Ke Yikai: "..." What's with your falling in love expression! !

Mrs. Jiang's eyes were red, she was clutching her heart, she looked as if she was about to pass out with excitement: "Weier, you finally came to see your mother, how is it, did you come with Jiahao? Where is Jiahao's child? "

She looked around, looking for the son-in-law she hadn't met yet.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, Peng Wei on the opposite side shouted at her with a look of unbearable: "Mom! What age is it, why are you still engaging in arranged marriages!"

Old Madam Jiang was stunned: "...Huh?"

As a result, a request to exorcise evil spirits that he thought he could come and eat for two bites died down before he could open his mouth.

Xiao Siming was a little annoyed at the moment.

The temperature in the living room was almost freezing, because Peng Wei said that she would feel comfortable only in such a shady environment.

Ke Yikai didn't dare to have any objections, so he could only drag his frozen snot, and moved his buttocks calmly, originally wanting to stay away from the pair of human ghost mother and daughter, but when he turned his head, he saw Xiao Siming hugging her. Arms, standing against the wall with a blank face, the air pressure around the body is frighteningly low, as powerful as ten air conditioners.

Ke Yikai silently gathered the coat on his body, thinking that I should continue to sit here.

Xiao Siming closed his eyes, quietly feeling the appetite that was slowly churning in his body.

Counting the days, he hasn't eaten for several days.

Human food is not enough, what he wants to eat is something with yin energy.

The commissions I received recently are all inedible... Do I want to go to the underworld to catch some evil spirits again?

Just thinking about it, a cloud of soft Yin Qi took the initiative to stick to it.

As soon as Xiao Siming raised his eyes, he saw Ruan Yang looking at him eagerly, as if a little embarrassed: "Mr. Xiao, are you hungry? There are apples over there, and they look quite fresh."

They came out in such a hurry that they didn't even bother to eat breakfast.Not to mention Xiao Siming, Ruan Yang's stomach was burning a little.

Xiao Siming licked his lips, his eyes were dark, and he didn't speak.

Ruan Yang didn't know that he was just a moving and talking cake in the other party's eyes.

Xiao Siming pinched the center of his eyebrows, and the little cake changed back to Ruan Yang's appearance.

His eyes were heavy, and he said in a hoarse voice: "A little bit."

Ruan Yang became happy, as if he had found a legitimate reason to steal other people's tribute.

He took a peek at the tender Jiang Sulan mother and daughter sitting on the other side of the sofa, and whispered guiltyly: "Then I'll go and wash two apples."

Xiao Siming: "No need."

Ruan Yang: "?"

He was about to say that it's okay not to eat, but Xiao Siming suddenly grabbed his wrist.

Ruan Yang was startled, probably too surprised, he didn't struggle or make a sound, just stared at Xiao Siming holding his wrist, and moved it to his mouth to touch it lightly.

After a few breaths, Xiao Siming let go of his hand and said calmly, "I'm full."

The sentence "I'm full" used up almost half of Xiao Siming's self-control.

He was afraid that if he didn't let go, he wouldn't be able to swallow the person.

Ruan Yang: "...!!"

His pupils trembled for a while, Xiao Siming fondled his head, and two fresh and juicy apples came out.

The low air pressure around Xiao Siming's body has dissipated at this moment, and he said in a very warm tone: "Go wash the apples."

Ruan Yang turned around, took the two apples, and took stiff steps towards the kitchen.

When he stepped out with his left foot, he was thinking, Mr. Xiao's lips are so soft; when he was stepping out with his right foot, he was thinking, when Mr. Xiao lowered his eyes, his eyelashes were so long.

Ruan Yang seemed to have a groundhog in his heart, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

It wasn't until his left foot tripped over his right foot and almost fell, that Ruan Yang was shocked, and then he came out of the state just now.

There was heat on his face, and his cheeks were as red as the two apples in his hand.Suddenly remembered, last time Wei Xuan told him that Mr. Xiao is different from ordinary people, he can not fill his stomach by eating food, but by eating Yin Qi.

So just now was Mr. Xiao's way of eating his yin energy!

So exciting! !

While washing the apples, he washed his face with cold water. When he walked out of the kitchen, he was still a little sloppy, holding the apples and eating them in small bites, like a little hamster eating.

The corners of Xiao Siming's mouth curled up, in such a good mood that he seemed to have swallowed ten evil spirits in one go.

Inside the living room.

"It's unreasonable!" Mrs. Jiang sat on the sofa and cursed angrily, "How come your Auntie Wang never told me that Wang Jiahao likes boys!"

In such a short period of time, the title has changed from "your mother-in-law" to "your auntie Wang". At this moment, Mrs. Jiang can't help but regret when she thinks of this ridiculous shady marriage she married her daughter.

She took a few short breaths of anger, and said, "Where's Wang Jiahao? You tell him to come out, I want to teach him well."

Peng Wei patted her chest to comfort her, and sighed softly: "Mom, what's the use of calling him? He didn't do this voluntarily. The most urgent thing is to divorce us."

Mrs. Jiang couldn't bear to let her daughter suffer the slightest grievance, so she immediately responded: "Li, you must leave, you go back and explain this to your father first, and I will call your Aunt Wang right now!"

After that, she angrily went to the 501 next door to get the phone book, leaving a room full of ghosts looking at each other.

Peng Wei brushed her long hair behind her ears, and saw a man looking at her with burning eyes.

The infatuated look seemed familiar, Peng Wei froze for a moment, recalled it, and confirmed that he did not have this man in his memory.

She asked politely: "Is there anything you want to tell me?"

Wei Xuan fixed his eyes on her, and said after a while, "Why are you pestering him?"

Ke Yikai who was named also came back to his senses, and asked cautiously: "Yes, why are you pestering me?"

Peng Wei is a Yujie-type beauty in terms of appearance, and she answered this question frankly and confidently: "I'm greedy for his body."

Her mother found her a flimsy gay husband. The two of them had the same sexual orientation, so they couldn't get along. That day, when they were discussing how to let their parents find out about this big oolong, Ke Yikai knocked on the door with a rolling pin. , the masculinity of the whole body is very suitable for her appetite.

Peng Weipiao went down and spent half a day inspecting it, and found that this man had a good figure and courage, and he had no bad habits. He was exactly his ideal type.

However, that was Ke Yikai, who was fearless a week ago, and now Ke Yikai has a weak nerve. Hearing what she said, he yelled "Oh my God", and immediately put his arms around Wei Xuan's neck, and quickly finished reading the name of Fuqiang Democracy Harmonious 24-character socialist core values: "You should let me go, we are really not suitable—"

Peng Wei: "..." On the collapse of the ideal type.

Wei Xuan patted the arm of the 1.8-meter man who hugged him and cried, and seemed to see hope through Peng Wei's words, and comforted him perfunctorily: "It's okay, don't cry anymore."

He was about to actively apply for the position of boyfriend to Peng Wei, when the goddess suddenly frowned and put on a disgusted look: - "So you are a couple!"

Wei Xuan: "...? What? No, you misunderstood, I don't even know..."

However, before he could finish speaking, Peng Wei had already noticed Ruan Yang and Xiao Siming who were huddled together and didn't know what they were doing.

The ambiguous atmosphere between these two people almost floated over to her.

"..."

She glanced at Xiao Siming's handsome face, and she was desperate for this world where every high-quality man fell in love with another high-quality man.

Apart from her old mother, there is nothing left to miss in the world, so she should go back to the underworld.

Wei Xuan pushed away Ke Yikai who was sticking to him, and stretched out Erkang's hand to Peng Wei: "Listen to my explanation!"

Peng Wei didn't even look at it, and disappeared in place, leaving only a cloud of air for Wei Xuan.

Wei Xuan: "Ugh—"

Ruan Yang, who had been nibbling on the apple silently, trying to calm down, looked over when he heard the movement.

Wei Xuan huddled on the sofa aggrieved, his back was full of sadness.

Ruan Yang shook his head, thinking sympathetically again:

I fell in love twice in one day, Brother Wei.

The author has something to say: Our old Wei also has a relationship history.

Xiao Siming: If you can eat Ruan Yang, it’s not impossible to stop eating ghosts