Now that we decided to make a movie, we got 5000 million investment from the studio and worked hard.

Xu Rong immersed himself in writing the script at home, and made a mistake. How could such a script be written in advance? Of course, he was lying dead at home.

Zha Hu suddenly sent a message.

Zhahu: Xu Shen, are you really going to make a movie?

Wishing Machine: Yes, it is in preparation now.

Zha Hu: Then... then can I recommend myself, I want to come to your crew to work as a small assistant.I am a student of the Capital Film Academy. I am about to graduate. I am studying directing. You know that I really have nowhere to go, so I just want to gain experience.

Capital Film Academy, this school is quite famous.To be admitted to the directing department, I must have studied hard back then.I want to make a bad movie, but I can't find crew members who are too cheap, at least they have to be famous to fool the audience.

You must know that the configuration of bad movies is high investment and low return, and high configuration is bad.Xu Rong's idea is to recruit newcomers and never use faces that are familiar to the general public. What if the audience embraces the star who is only a fan, and desperately wants to come to the movie theater to test the drug and increase the box office of the movie?

Xu Rong thought for a while and typed a line.

Wishing Machine: How's the result?

Zha Hu: Xu Shen, I was wrong, I shouldn't have proposed this idea of ​​self-recommendation.To be honest, I'm just a peerless good-for-nothing. I'm busy chasing stars every day, and my academic performance basically flutters.Originally, I desperately came to the Capital Film University because I wanted to be friends with future big stars, so I could have someone to brag about.But I was too casual at the time, so I didn't make sure. My family members secretly changed my choice, and I finally applied for the director department, the director department!It's not an acting department with many handsome men and beautiful women!And my classmates are all ruthless people, in order to have a future after graduation, they do all kinds of liver assignments and frantically make contacts.But you know, the circle of directors is even more difficult to get into than the circle of actors, and there are basically few who can make it to the top.I'm bearish, I'm not that material, I just have a diploma.

Zhahu: Actually, the most important thing is, I really want to see you.I don't want a salary, I just want to join your crew and watch it.Xu Shen, can you see it?If you want to see my report card, I will send it to you, but this result is really not good enough. My teachers even told me that I might as well change my major. Maybe I am really not suitable for the directing department. -_-|Attachment x1

Xu Rong looked at the report card sent by Zhahu, he just got a passing grade, and he felt very cordial.Back then, he also had such a dissolute life of ignorance and skill, and he definitely didn't care about his studies.After all, some big villains were miserable in the early stage, and then turned black unexpectedly.Shock all kinds of ignorant people!

Well, not bad not bad.She is quite sincere, and she is not lying at all. With such poor grades, it seems that she must have not studied hard.Isn't this the candidate I'm looking for!Perfect!

Wishing Machine: Come on, the salary will be paid as usual.Come to your school in a few days to see if there are any suitable actors.

Zha Hu: Ahhh, Xu Shen, I am so moved, you come to the school and let me know, I will treat you well.

Xu Rong's studio has been packaged under Tianchuang's banner, and the money for Xu Rong's filming is all given by his rich father.He rejects sponsorships from others, and advice from people with whom he has a close relationship is posted online.

He, a top-notch director, just wants to be pretentious and frustrating.

As a director, screenwriter, and producer, he...he really felt a little tired, so he decided to find some hard-working college students to help with the work.

He is a rich capitalist who only knows how to squeeze talents.

A few days later, Xu Rong, who didn't write a word of the script, brought two assistants to the Capital Film Academy.

It is natural for people to help prepare for the interview.

All he has to do is cast the actors and make sure he makes a bad movie that nobody sees.

To be honest, Xu Rong was quite surprised when he saw Zhahu for the first time. He was born with a baby face and looked like a junior high school student at first glance.

After interviewing more than 50 students today, Xu Rong looked at the two-page interview list, feeling a little tired. Why are there so many people?

Looking at the interview materials sent by the assistant, there are more and more people who signed up for the audition.

Xu Rong felt that he couldn't be too picky, so he could end it sooner.During the audition two days ago, Xu Rong met a lot of worthy actors, with aura and fair acting skills, but this was not his requirement at all!

It's better not to harm these good actors with the bad movies I made.

Seeing more and more audition candidates, Xu Rong retreated.

It seems that this entertainment industry is too difficult to mix.

As long as there is an opportunity to act, these people don't care about the finished film.

Xu Rong's project in preparation can be described as a real grass-roots team, all kinds of nonsense.

Casting regulations, interview requirements, of course, there are nothing, and they play as they please.

After all, Xu Rong didn't even start writing the script.

For those who want to be interviewed, Xu Rong makes up a random scene and asks him to perform. If the performance is very good, he will directly ass in his mind, and almost memorize it.

Of course, Xu Rong also knew that it shouldn't be too bad, at least it had to be passable, otherwise the filming would be about making himself sad.

Zha Hu, whose real name is He Qi.When he dragged his roommate to the interview location, he heard many people sigh and complain about the strict casting.Long before he came here, he had heard a lot of people gossip on the school forum, and it was said that there was no news about the top few majors in the acting department.Even a new star who was praised by a certain teacher in the academy as being extremely talented and having played many roles failed.

He Qi also heard that the rising star was unconvinced and wanted to ask Xu Rong to comment, but in the end, he criticized everything from people to acting skills, and hit his doubtful life.

Xu Shen seemed to be extra serious this time.Sure enough, he is his own fan star, awesome!He Qi couldn't help thinking, but the roommate next to her said in a low voice, "Why don't I go back, because you also said that the one in the dormitory next door was not selected."

He Qi pulled him tightly, "Just try it, I've signed up for you. Let me tell you, Xu Shen is a super good person. You see my grades are so poor, he also agreed to let me join his crew. Don’t be afraid, just act as if you are alone, with no one around you. Come out in your best form, and I can guarantee that you will definitely be selected.”

"Look, you are such a handsome guy, and you were the first school to enter your major back then, so show some confidence."

An Yuhe could only smile wryly, and replied, "You know, the instructor now says that I probably won't be able to make movies as a person."

"You just get nervous when there are too many people, and you can't show your strength at all. Otherwise, you would have been picked away by the big director." He Qi coughed, "Every time you practice acting by yourself in the dormitory, I can only think of you. Shouting 666, I dare not make a sound at all."

"I have also participated in many auditions, and the teacher recommended a lot, but in the end there was no ending. Some of the teacher's friends even said that I am a terrible person." An Yuhe said in a low voice.

"Xu Shen is really nice, maybe you won't be nervous when you see him." He Qi desperately pulled her roommate, not letting him go.He had given this stubborn roommate several times to reassure him, but he just didn't fall into the trap.This time, he must meet the real person and understand what peerless star he is following.

An Yuhe thought, or else try it.Although there is definitely no ending, looking at the roommate with the hairy hair, the baby's face is extremely excited, but he understands his thoughts somewhat in his heart.

It is estimated that he wants to get himself into the pit and become a star with the same fans.But An Yuhe really wanted to light up the wax for his favorite star, his roommate was full of crooked talents.As a student of the directing department, I have never been interested in being a director, so I just passed the professional courses casually.On the contrary, I occasionally write scripts and get good reviews.

In addition to writing scripts on weekdays, I love editing the most. Every star I have ever been a fan of has edited countless videos.

He watched this roommate, since he became a fan of Xu Rong, edited and edited an unknown number of c videos on a daily basis, and played various roles for the fans of the star.He said a few words about him himself, and he also plausibly said, "I am a peerless beauty, of course everyone loves it. How delicious is the entanglement of love and hate.".

Well, in fact, as an actor, he is quite interested in the maverick star of his roommate Amway.

At the interview location, Xu Rong waited for the next interviewer.The assistant naturally helped him with the relevant preparations, and Xu Rong came here mainly to ensure that the actors he chose were really in line with his wishes.

Looking at the candidate in front of him, name: An Yuhe, he looks like a handsome guy in the photo. As for the report card, Xu Rong glanced at the theoretical class, which is basically perfect, but all the practical classes have just passed.

Forget it, if it's pleasing to the eye, just accept it.So many people have been selected, there are too many talents, and it is difficult to find someone who is not very useful.

The scene of the interview is naturally simple, but it is not simple, Xu Rongke will not save himself money.

After getting the content of the performance, An Yuhe stood in front of the stage with a little nervousness, and started his hasty performance.

Xu Rong looked at this performance, um, not bad, honest, step-by-step, completely lacking in highlights, he looked dull.It's not that it's completely incapable of following directions, but it's just that the acting is unsatisfactory.

Although he has a fairly handsome face, but this is the only face he can see. Xu Rong reckons that it will be pretty good after being photographed.

Well, it's him.

It's annoying to pick actors.

This face looks very comfortable, and the acting skills are also in line with "heart".

Let's be a leading actor, even being a vase is worthy of him.

After the interview, He Qi seriously asked how An Yuhe was doing.

An Yuhe could only smile wryly, "What else can I do! You also know that I can't change my nervousness, even if I stand in front of the stage."

"No, I'm asking you to see..." He Qi smiled wildly with an expression that you understand, "How do you feel! Do you feel your heart beating!"

An Yuhe rolled his eyes at him, "I really have no sympathy."

"It can't be my fault. After every audition, you say the same thing. I'm used to it." He Qi coughed, "If you really can't do it, don't be an actor. Look at me, I studied directing, and I didn't. The same. There are so many roads in life, if it doesn’t work, change to another road, the same.”

When he said this, An Yuhe smiled helplessly, and the loss in his heart gradually dissipated.

"Oh, you haven't told me about the previous question."

On the way back, An Yuhe listened to him rambling, without stopping.

"How do you say? I used to think I was a handsome guy." An Yuhe said, "After meeting him in real life, I understand why so many people join in the fun. I remember that on the first day he came here, there were so many people. , all to see him in person.”

"Yeah, I was so scared." He Qi said with a smile, "The audition site was crowded with people, and I almost couldn't even get the car door open when I returned."

"I heard that he came to the audition. The next door, the school next door came. I don't know how many people came here. They didn't study acting."

"It's not like the treatment of a director, and it's not like a director." An Yuhe commented, "It's so good-looking, it raises the value of the director's world."

"Some people on the Internet said that Xu Shen was delusional when he made the movie. I don't believe it. He can definitely do it." He Qi vowed, "You don't know that he edited... the movie is so powerful."

He Qi coughed, and almost revealed the matter of Xu Shen's trumpet. Back then, Xu Shen edited the official video of "Jiang Shan Mou", but was praised by the crew director.

Two days later, An Yuhe was preparing his new way out, planning to give up his acting career and return to his hometown.

"Ahhhh, Xiaohe, you have been chosen." He Qi went crazy and almost jumped up.

An Yuhe glanced at him blankly, and his hands were tightly grasped, "Xu Shen told me that he has taken a fancy to you and wants you to be his hero."

Why does he sound so unreliable?After confirming that this was a fact, An Yuhe thought unconsciously.

How could he not know how he played.

It can also be selected in this way, which is really difficult to judge.

A hero fell from the sky, do you want to play it?An Yuhe's choice was that he was dragged to the crew before he had time to make a choice.

After confirming the approximate candidates, Xu Rong casually arranged a simple opening ceremony, brought everyone along, and started filming his masterpiece.

Regarding his casting, most people said... It's hard to say.

There is also an introduction to the movie "Empty Sense", an innocent and kind-hearted young man who discovered the so-called truth after stepping into the world of mortals.

No, doesn't that mean you didn't say anything?

Xu Rong posted a Weibo, briefly introduced "Empty Sense", posted the movie poster, announced the leading role and supporting roles, and said that the production team will officially launch.

Numerous complaints followed.

[This is too casual, really I think this is a bad movie now, a big bad movie.It's still the kind of bad movie that can't find any advantages at all. 】

[This production team, I really have nothing to say.Is Young Master Xu planning to direct, produce, and write all of it?He is so busy! 】

[This makeup photo, I can't judge who drew it for the hero... No, everyone, go to the hero's social account to have a look, the person is still quite good-looking. 】

[One word, rotten!I thought Xu Dashao had a lot of money, at least he knew how to find a reliable team, but now it seems that the only money is all on the movie poster. 】

When Xu Rong saw this comment with a lot of likes, he was quite appreciative.

That's right, only this poster was really designed by him.

There is no contrast, where does the contrast come from.

Since ancient times, bad movies came out of the Divine Comedy, and he didn't come to the Divine Comedy anymore, just make a good poster to bluff people.

However, Xu Rong, who was paying attention to the news, found that the public quickly changed the topic.

[It's so sad, why can't Young Master Xu think about being a director, making movies?I think it is really good for him to be an actor. The advertisement of "Clash of Empires" appeared before, and the cooperation with Bo Lin in it is really eye-catching. 】

[The v commercial was really well shot, I beg Xu Rong to take on the movie, take on the TV series, and then become an actor!As long as I have this face on the screen, I can be satisfied for a long time. 】

[Although I don't have high expectations for director Xu Rong's movie, I still like "Jiang Shan Mou", the acting is really good.If he can take on new dramas instead of being a director, I think there won't be so many complaints.Beg him to be an actor! 】

Perhaps it is really too much resentment towards Xu Rong as a director. Netizens lamented and begged Xu Rong to be an actor. Even the crew of "Jiangshan Mou" sent condolences, expressing their expectation for cooperation. An actor's hot search is high.

Xu Rong: "..." If you want to hang up, you will hang up, Xu Rong's annual bad movie reservation, please!

However, Xu Rong didn't have time to deal with these small incidents. After entering the power-on state instantly, Xu Rong summoned the crew he had organized at will. , but Xu Rong kindly gave a higher salary.

Then, the official shooting of the ant landscape sculpture was about to start.

Of course there is no such thing as a complete script.

The night before the filming started, Xu Rong was lying in a designated high-end hotel room, and casually pasted a simple outline script of [-] words.It's probably a story about an ordinary office worker who suddenly got a wishing bottle, could have luck, and then made various wishes to get everything he could have.

On the first day of filming, Xu Rong gave a talk to the leading actor An Yuhe.

"You are a young man in society who goes to work, ordinary, until one day when you are on your way home from get off work, you meet an old man and get a wishing bottle from him. Then your world changes."

"Okay, you can figure it out for yourself. Read the script first, and then start shooting the first scene." Xu Rong handed the printed script to An Yuhe, then returned to his special seat, and slept peacefully.

Staying up late to read books is just a headache.

An Yuhe looked at the pieces of paper in his hand, then at He Qi who came with him, and asked with a wry smile, "This is too fast."

He Qi's eyes were sparkling, full of passion, "I think it's great, it's great."

After reading the simple script he got, An Yuhe said with a headache, "But I don't have any lines, and there are no character lines written in this script."

He Qi took the script, looked at it carefully, and said, "No lines are needed, it's already perfect."

An Yuhe: "..." The filter was too thick, and he really couldn't answer the conversation.

Half an hour later, Xu Rong started filming the first scene, the indoor bedtime scene.Seeing the cramped performance of the male lead, Xu Rong was very satisfied.After staring at it for almost a week, the crew stumbled along.

It's just that Xu Rong found it a bit difficult to be a bad film director.

As a person with good aesthetics, he doesn't know why some people can shoot such ugly pictures and such boring plots, which makes people feel bad at first glance.

His film title was chosen randomly, the introduction was imitated after watching a bad film, and the story was random nonsense.

Walking the vulgar route.

In short, it is a story about ordinary people who keep making wishes after owning a wishing bottle, and get everything they want.

Adventurous encounters, luxury cars, beauties are arranged, and the urban white-collar workers get everything they have.

The reason why they shoot like this is to...to spend money.

In order to squander 5000 million, he really tried his best.

Create all kinds of luxurious scenes, buy some high-priced private servers for the leading actors, and use the best props and equipment.

Although Xu Rong already felt that the scripts he had worked on all night were really bad, but Xu Rong found that his aesthetics was too good, and the pictures he produced by casually directing everyone seemed to be too good. Everyone in the crew said that even if he was not a director, Absolutely perfect for photography.

Moreover, he also has obsessive-compulsive disorder. When he saw that a certain scene was arranged incorrectly, or a certain actor made a mistake, he could hardly continue filming.

Therefore, everyone in the crew can often see Director Xu who has a bad temper, scolding him severely and going crazy.

Remember, remember, you're a bad director.

Be patient, be patient.

No, I can't take it anymore!

After repeating it bitterly to himself countless times, Xu Rong's plan to direct the bad movie himself failed.

I have been blinded several times by watching bad movies before, and almost died of poisoning.I didn't expect to make a bad movie, it was actually a difficult task.

Therefore, Xu Rong could only change his mind.

He doesn't care about this crew, let them, pure newcomers, make their own troubles.

Wait for the finished film to come out and see the effect, if it's bad, it will go to theaters like this.

perfect!

A week after joining the team, He Qi successfully became the director of the crew from the assistant of Xianyu, and even worked part-time as the screenwriter of the crew, and began to shoot this bad movie with a random name.

The hero An Yuhe in the play looked at the passionate and excited He Qi, and sighed in his heart, that is really a wayward young master.

It's just that, thinking of this week, the big star who thought he didn't know anything, just came to have fun and get the title of director, had such strict requirements.When he looked at the other party to watch the shooting effect, his face was extremely ugly, and he didn't smile much.For every picture, we strive for perfection and master it freely.

He has also watched many movies, so he can be said to be a senior movie fan.

Occasionally when he was not filming, He Qila went to watch the shot together. He also had to admire the beauty of the shot, which was comparable to that of several great directors. It was obviously just a simple scene, but under his casual guidance, there was actually a kind of Turn decay into magic.

The language of the lens is full of tension and flow.He is sure that this young master who everyone on the Internet thinks should not be a director but should be an actor is a genius in the world of directors.

This crew completely buried his strength.

It's no wonder that he didn't want to continue filming, but even so, he didn't let the crew leave, but left by himself and gave the opportunity to others.

How precious and rare is an opportunity to direct a film.

It's really capricious that makes people just want... no, I don't want to disappoint him.

"Xu Shen is really great. I must make a good movie to prove to Xu Shen that he has the right vision." He Qi was too deeply involved in the film, and she felt tears and said, "I must not let him down." expect."

An Yuhe sat quietly on a small stool to rest, watching the cast members who were simply put together in a depression.

Yes, you have to work hard.To prove himself, not as bad as he thought.

"Oh, it's all my fault that I didn't study the relevant professional courses well before, and I failed every course." He Qi, who took over the director's task with difficulty, sighed a little.

Compared to the desperation of the film crew, Xu Rong lay relaxed in the luxury hotel he had booked, a salty fish with peace of mind.

Being a director is all about making fools of yourself.

Doing nothing is perfect.

Occasionally, I went to check on the status of the crew, and found that the novice director He made the crew chaotic and the actors performed poorly. Xu Rong finally let go of his nervous heart.

Sure enough, finding a new director to make a movie is the best way to make a bad movie.

"Xiaohe, I've perfected the script, let's see if it works." He Qi said excitedly to An Yuhe, "I think Xu Shen is really strong, and the simple outline script he wrote is really good. There is no nonsense, every sentence is the essence."

"It's just too concise. I think you think it's more difficult to shoot. I stayed up late these days to write some scene scripts and lines."

Looking at the thick script handed over, An Yuhe opened it and read it for more than half an hour.

"Why didn't you major in drama, film, television and literature?" After watching it, An Yuhe couldn't help saying, he really didn't expect He Qi to be able to write such a wonderful script.

To be honest, Xu Rong's simple script turned out to be too simple, full of personal style, and too difficult to understand.He Qi's processed script is easy to understand and can explain the central idea of ​​Xu Rong's script.

"I don't want to come to the directing department either. I want to enter the acting department! God knows I just want to find a celebrity to be my classmate, so I can brag to my family in the future." I changed my will."

"I really like star chasing, but the girls who were chasing stars in the past didn't welcome me. Until I met Xu Shen, Xu Shen gave me a new life!"

An Yuhe didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He knew this roommate's poisonous milk ability. In the first three years of college, he had fans of several celebrities, and all of them were cold.The peerless poisonous milk ability that cannot be saved even by casting a wide net.

"Maybe he is really a lucky star." An Yuhe said faintly, "Your poisonous milk has no effect on him."

"It's not luck, it's destiny." He Qi plausibly said, "Xu Shen is so good, everyone will hope that he will continue to be better. Isn't it?"

"That's right." An Yuhe quietly replied.

Two months later, An Yuhe looked at the well-organized production team arranged by He Qi, who was gradually getting on the right track, and couldn't help being surprised, "He Qi, did you really not study the relevant professional courses well? I think you, the director It was fine."

"I didn't really learn how to be a director, but I've seen what great directors are like." He Qi answered An Yuhe's question while arranging today's show.

An Yuhe:? ? ?

Seeing An Yuhe's puzzled expression, He Qi had no choice but to add, "My uncle, it's He Zhizhen. My parents used to be busy with work, and when I was young, I always went to play with his crew and watched him filming."

"He Zhizhen! That He Zhizhen who won the Golden Lion Award for Best Director twice!" An Yuhe was rarely shocked, "Why didn't you say anything?"

"What the hell, I hate him so much." He Qi had an indescribable expression on his face, "My dream of being a classmate with a big star was destroyed by him. Without asking my permission, he secretly discussed with my parents to change my wish."

"Also when I was young, I said that I wanted to be a great director like him, and I showed him my own director's works, and then every time he watched it, he hit me. It made me not want to be a director at all. I still pursue stars later. , I started thinking about editing the video.”

"Don't tell Xu Shen, my vest!" He Qi hurriedly walked up to An Yuhe, and said furtively, "If I let him know that many of the c-direction videos were edited by me, I will be miserable. "

An Yuhe shook his head, really out of tune.Just like his fans, counting this one, he hasn't come to the set for about two weeks.

It seems that he was completely disappointed with his group of people and gave up completely.

"I found that your acting is very good recently." He Qi boasted a few words, "Really, your acting is great."

An Yuhe thought, is this a sugar-coated cannonball?An Yuhe sometimes thinks that his previous nervousness may be because he has not met a director with a sufficiently vicious tongue.When director Xu Da was around, as the leading actor, he could be said to be the one who received the most criticism.

Maybe he was used to his poisonous tongue, which made him not nervous about acting now.

"When Xu Shen comes later, don't tell him that I edited his c-direction video." He Qi still did not forget her real purpose.

"Scene 2 is on fire." Suddenly, a crew member shouted.

"What!" He Qi was going crazy looking at the extremely chaotic crew.

Before Xu Shen said that he would come to the production team today, how can he show himself well? Recently, the production team has been organized by him in an orderly manner, and the filming has been carried out perfectly.

Therefore, Xu Rong, who occasionally came to the crew to check in to ensure that the crew was in a bad state, saw the crew in a mess and rushed to put out the fire.

He Da, the novice director he appointed, with black ash floating on his face and dirty clothes, was yelling for the crew to disperse.

Well, this is indeed miserable.

Being a director is really not easy, you have worked hard!

"It's okay." Xu Rong patted Zhahu's shoulder, expressing that he didn't care, "Don't be afraid, you will take a good pat next time."

You may be responsible for this bad movie.It's not easy!

He Qi was moved when he heard this.

"I've ordered a big meal, and after the fire is extinguished, you can reward me well." Xu Rong comforted, "Recently, you've all worked hard."

"I have something else to do, so I'll go first."

Seeing Xu Rong's leaving back, He Qi was moved to tears, "Xiaohe, did you hear, Xu Shen is so kind, every time I make a mess of the crew, he still trusts me so much."

An Yuhe didn't say a word, in fact, he now thinks that He Qi may be quite unlucky.

Every time He Qi wants to perform well, let Xu Rong, who came to visit the film crew, feel at ease, and prove that she is a good director.

But every time Xu Rong came, some accidents would happen to the crew, and then they would make a mess.

Fortunately, Xu Rong, the benefactor, was really easy to talk to, no matter how chaotic he was, he always had a good attitude and never got angry.

God may have played a big joke on him.

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