I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The chief officer walked out of the yard.

Xiao Biao followed Elder Can with small steps, and what he said was not at all like a cat, but like a dog: "Master, I can't bear you."

Elder Shen turned his head and glared at Xiao Biao: "How many times have I told you, don't be so nasty!"

Xiao Biaoqi was reluctant to give up: "Master, you think the road is too long, so I will go down the mountain with Master, and we can chat on the way."

Elder Shen frowned: "You want to run?"

"How is it possible, I haven't learned the skills of a master yet."

Elder Shen frowned, reached out his hand and took out two rubber bands from his pocket, and tied the white hair scattered on his shoulders into two ponytails. "Okay, let's go down the mountain together."

Xiao Biao looked at Elder Shen who tied up two ponytails in an instant, and was stunned for a moment, almost not falling.

This is the old version of the little loli, with two white braids.

Xiao Biao followed Elder Can and walked out of the mountain together.

The old man walked very fast, and Xiao Biao couldn't keep up soon.

Xiao Biao slowed down, trying to use this method to slowly distance himself from Elder Shen, and then wait for an opportunity to escape.

"I'm walking so slowly, can't you keep up?" Elder Shen turned around and hugged Xiao Biao, "You are too good, are you still a mage?"

Xiao Biao: "..."

Elder Shen held Xiao Biao in his arms, and his steps quickened.

Xiao Biao felt the wind blowing against his face, he turned his head, and buried his cat's face in Elder Shen's chest, exposing the back of his head.

Still a bit of a blow in the back of my head.

Elder Shen reached out and pressed the back of Xiao Biao's head, helping Xiao Biao to block the wind.

Xiao Biao secretly blinked his eyes with surprise on his face.

Elder Cang walked quickly, and within an hour, the two of them left the mountain.

The sun had not yet fully set, but street lamps had already been lit on the street.

"Go to the supermarket, hurry up, supermarkets in small cities close early." Elder Shen rushed to the supermarket with Xiao Biao in his arms, put Xiao Biao in the shopping cart, and Elder Shen seriously examined the products on the shelves.

Ever since, people who were shopping in the supermarket after work saw such a scene in the aisle of the supermarket: an old man with twin ponytails was pushing a shopping cart, and a Teddy-like dog with scorched black and knotted hair was sitting in the cart. cat.

Xiao Biao felt the probing gazes of people in the supermarket, and the cat remained motionless.

Meow, these ignorant humans!

"Two potatoes..." Elder Shen picked up the potatoes with his pocket.

Putting the potatoes in the shopping cart, Elder Shen took out another bag: "Two radishes."

"Two yams."

Xiao Biao looked at the expression of Elder Ginseng from the side, and was extremely puzzled: "Why does Elder Ginseng pick all the roots of plants? As a ginseng, what kind of mentality does it have?"

Elder Shen finally stopped picking roots: "Two cucumbers."

Xiao Biao sighed.

"Two...tomatoes."

Elder Shen stood beside the meat counter, looking at the beef and mutton behind the counter, frowning.

After watching for a minute, he turned his head and walked away.

Xiao Biao heard the whispers of the humans around him:

"It's so pitiful, can this old man not afford meat?"

"I don't have money to eat meat, but I can afford cats..."

"I picked up a stray cat, the kind that depends on each other..."

"The cat is so pitiful, it looks so ugly..."

Xiao Biao picked out his ears, pretending not to hear.

Elder Shen came out of the supermarket carrying a bag of vegetables, holding Xiao Biao with one hand.

A young couple suddenly caught up from behind, and without any explanation, they stuffed a shopping bag to Elder Shen.

One of the girls wanted to reach out and touch Xiao Biao, but was persuaded by Xiao Biao's messy hair.

The elder was stunned for a moment: "What the hell?"

"I'll send you to eat..." The young couple shyly ran back to the supermarket.

Xiao Biao recognized the couple as the one commenting on the side of the butcher's stall. He took a deep breath and stretched out his claws to pick up the shopping bags sent by the young couple.

Sighing: "It really is meat, they think you can't afford meat."

Elder Cang stared at the meat in his pocket, his face stiffened: "It's meat."

Xiao Biao tentatively asked, "Do you eat meat?"

Elder Shen was stunned: "I haven't eaten."

"Can I eat it?"

"Yes... yes, my grandson likes to drink bone soup with red dates and wolfberries, and we have the same variety."

Elder Shen found a secluded place, put vegetables and meat in his pocket, picked up Xiao Biao and walked towards the commercial street.

Xiao Biao looked around with cat eyes, the population of this small town at the foot of the mountain was too small.

When he was in the supermarket, there were not many people, but now in the commercial street, Xiao Biao felt more and more depressed.

The street is narrow, but there is still no feeling of being shoulder to shoulder when walking on it. If you look around, you can directly see the end of the street from the street.

Xiao Biao sighed, in this situation, it is not easy to escape.

Elder Can held Xiao Biao in his arms and stopped at the entrance of a tobacco, wine, sugar and tea shop. After entering the door, Elder Can put Xiao Biao on the counter, picked up the phone beside the counter, and made a call.

Xiao Biao obediently lay on the counter, listening to Elder Shen's phone call.

It was for Little Lolita.

"I'm grandpa." Elder Shen didn't shy away from Xiao Biao at all, "How are you doing recently?"

Something was beeping on the other side of the phone, and the head elder raised his eyebrows: "Oh? How dare it do this!"

After raising his eyebrows, Elder Shen sighed: "But grandpa can't go back now, one of the baby's roots is injured, and its condition, if it doesn't get better, it won't survive this winter."

"All right, all right, bear with it, and wait for Grandpa to go back and make decisions for you!"

The Elder Cang hung up the phone with a melancholy expression on his face.

After a while, he took out a handful of change and put it on the counter, picked up Xiao Biao, turned and walked out.

On the way back, Elder Shen remained silent.

From time to time Xiao Biao raised his head to look at Elder Shen's expression. Elder Shen's old face was full of loneliness, and he was actually pitiful.

Xiao Biao turned his head and rolled his eyes, if Elder Shen was pitiful, then he would be pitiful to death.

That night, the poor elder Shen was sitting in the yard with chopsticks, looking at the barbecue grill in front of him happily, his eyes shining.

The barbecue grill is surrounded by big stones, and on one side, a smoke flue is surrounded by small stones.

A thin stone slab was placed on top of the big stone surrounding the stove. Xiao Biao cut a piece of fat meat, put it on the slate, and rubbed against the slate repeatedly.

Rubbing back and forth.

As the temperature of the slate increased, the fat gradually melted.

Xiao Biao put down the fat, and used his paws to set aside the dishes.

The two largest plates are filled with fat and thin pork belly.

The two small plates next to it contained barbecue ingredients that Xiao Biao took out from his pocket.

Xiao Biao has been gnawing on vegetables and radishes for a week, and now he is too greedy. After finally eating meat, Xiao Biao doesn't want to let it go.

"Just eat it like this." Xiao Biao put the pork belly on the slate, listening to the creak of the slate, the green cat eyes were full of enjoyment.

Xiao Biao dipped the roasted pork belly in the seasoning plate, and put it in his mouth while it was steaming.

"Huhu, it's so hot!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paws and fanned his mouth.

The elder sternly imitated Xiao Biao's appearance, grilling meat, dipping sauce, and putting it in his mouth.

After a few mouthfuls, Elder Ginseng stopped dipping in the sauce, and it felt that the original flavor was better.

I am eating happily, but the meat is gone.

Elder Shen slapped his thigh straight: "Those two humans are too picky, so give me this old man!"

Xiao Biao didn't enjoy the meal either, so he cut up the potato slices and baked them on the slate.

Eat a meal until the bright moon hangs high.

Half of a week's worth of vegetables was eaten.

Xiao Biao lay on the ground, looked up at the moon, with a long-lost sincere smile on his face, and finally had a full meal.

Simply fell asleep in the yard.

After sleeping until dawn, Xiao Biao found himself lying on Elder Can's lap.

Elder Shen was sitting on a recliner in the yard, looking up at the sky, frowning slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes, was he being held onto his lap by Elder Shen?

If so, you are one step closer to successfully getting out of trouble.

A big step.

Xiao Biao recalled those online posts, "At the beginning my parents didn't let me keep a cat, but now the cat is their own, but I'm left in the cold palace..." "The strength of my face, my mother began to say that she would not keep a cat, and now she is the first one after work." The thing is to hug the cat." "Daddy hated cats until one day..."

Xiao Biao put his paws on his cheeks, thinking hard.

What should I do next?

I can no longer wag my tail and beg for mercy like a dog. If the elder general gets used to something wrong, I will never want to escape for the rest of my life.

"Let me cut your hair, you are too ugly like this." Seeing that Xiao Biao woke up, Elder Shen sat up cheerfully, reached into his pocket, and took out a pair of scissors, "Let's go fishing in a while. Didn’t you say that the stone stove can still grill fish?”

"Fishing?" Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, which means that he can leave this yard again?

No, even if you leave the courtyard, you will still be with the elders, and you can't run away at all.

Xiao Biao turned over, sat up, licked his claws solemnly, and said indifferently, "I'm tired today, I don't want to fish."

Elder Shen frowned: "You child, you are so young, why are you so tired?"

"I'm a cat." Xiao Biao turned around and jumped off Elder Shen's lap, "How much physical strength does a kitten have?"

"..." Elder Shen stared at Xiao Biao's back with an ugly expression on his face.

Xiao Biao's face was calm, but in fact he was terrified. After entering the house pretending to be calm, he hid behind the door and began to tremble.

About 5 minutes later, Xiao Biao heard the sound of footsteps, quickly settled into a posture, and continued to bow his head and lick his paws.

Elder Shen came in and knelt down in front of Xiao Biao: "That's fine, I won't go today, but go fishing tomorrow?"

Xiao Biao thought for a while, and sighed helplessly, "Okay."

"Then shall I give you a haircut today?" Elder Shen held a pair of crane-shaped scissors in his hand.

Xiao Biao raised his head and looked at Elder Shen suspiciously: "Can you get a haircut?"

Elder Shen scratched his hair, and shook his head honestly: "But your hair is too ugly, and it feels very uncomfortable."

Xiao Biao's face froze, and he said something bad in his heart.

If the slippery hair that he is proud of is gone, the arrogance of his cat will be used, and Elder Shen may not pay the bill, right?

"Then cut it..." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and stroked his hair, it was really horrible.

The old man moved very fast, and Xiao Biao finished cutting his hair 15 minutes later.

Xiao Biao jumped off the elder's knee and ran to the sink in the kitchen.

The cat stood on the stove, lowered its head, and looked at the water basin.

In the basin is the reflection of Xiao Biao.