I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The raindrops were suspended in mid-air, and fell to the ground again two seconds later.

On the small bluestone plaza outside the hotel, there was the sound of patter patter rain hitting the ground.

Xiao Biao jumped onto the handrail of the balcony, and stretched out his claws to catch the rain with a strange expression on his face.

Well, the rain is quite cool, but it is not frozen.

Xiao Biao originally wanted to perform a trick of freezing raindrops, but this trick required precise control, Xiao Biao was too busy playing tricks, and he waved his paw carelessly, but did not get the desired effect.

"..." Xi Yu sat on the chair, watched the rain falling outside the balcony, and remained silent.

Xiao Biao turned his head and glanced at Xi Yu, obviously feeling the contempt of the other party, Mao Xin was very upset.

It waved its claws again.

The rain stopped again.

Xiao Biao's green cat pupils stared at the rain curtain in front of him, his paws waving.

Finally, two large hailstones formed in the air.

Just, just two.

Xiao Biao spat and spit downstairs, turned his head angrily and jumped off the window sill, returned to the chair and sat down.

The rain curtain returned to normal and continued to fall.

"Let's get down to business, let's discuss the matter of renting out the peach tree." Xiao Biao pretended to be calm, picked up the teacup with both paws, and took a sip.

The tea was cold, and the tea soup slid down the esophagus into the cat's stomach. Xiao Biao licked his mouth to suppress the discomfort in his stomach.

Xi Yu didn't answer the call, she lowered her head and took out her mobile phone, typed a message, and after putting down her mobile phone, she looked up at Xiao Biao again.

This is sheer contempt.

"You are different from what I imagined." Xi Yu said softly, her hand was covered by her sleeve, and she stretched out to touch Xiao Biao's cat head.

Xiao Biaomao was furious and turned his head to hide.

"..." Xi Yu withdrew her hand, her pointed chin gleamed with a dark luster, "Then let me pluck my hair, and I will agree to your request."

Xiao Biao's eyes widened.

Is it so sloppy?

but……

Xiao Biao stroked his white beard, it really is unreasonable!Thinking about this condition carefully, it is simply asking yourself to sell yourself for glory...

Xi Yu chuckled: "It's fine if you don't agree, I don't want to make other requests."

"..."

Xiao Biao lowered his head, the cat was full of thoughts.

I am a macho cat, still afraid of being touched?

But this is not an ordinary touch, this is touch with the exchange of benefits.

After all, it doesn't sound good to spread the word, and I still have to hang around in society in the future!

Besides, the renting of the peach tree was ultimately for the silver lady in the Yushan building, but the silver lady was really not familiar with him, and he didn't have to make such a sacrifice for a mere strange snake.

Times are changing, and cats are growing up. Today, I am no longer that kitten who is hungry every day, and I will not chase Lin An's laser flashlight in circles, pretending that I am a little fool, just for a bite of canned cat food.

As the pet in charge of Jinxiu Mountain City, he also has a low status, even a feather duster knows to cherish feathers.

"I refuse!" Xiao Biao jumped off the chair, turned his head and walked towards the door, "See you in Jianghu!"

"Tsk..." Xi Yu let out a regretful sigh.

Xiao Biao walked to the door, stopped, and turned to look at Xiyu: "My Nantuhuang's fur is soft and smooth, why don't you try it?"

Xi Yu shook her head.

Xiao Biao stretched out his cat's claws, hammered on the door twice, took a deep breath, turned around and walked back, his tone seemed to be greatly wronged: "Then I will let you touch it."

"What?" Xi Yu smiled like an old hag, "You think your hair is trimmed with gold?"

"..."

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes, this Xi Yu is really not easy to fool!

Xi Yu stretched out her finger, but it was a pity that it was covered by her sleeve. She could only see that Zhi Leng had protruded her finger, but she couldn't tell how many gestures were made: "One day, masturbate one day!"

one day?

Xiao Biao turned his head away from Xi Yu, his green eyes looked at the door, and the cat was thinking quickly.

Forget it, I am a cat and not a human, so what if I sell myself, let alone petting it, and I don't do anything else.

Xiao Biao subconsciously covered his buttocks.

Thinking about it again, Mrs. Yin was also very miserable, and even vomited out the pill to give to herself. Mrs. Yin was even more sincere to her than Ye Daddy.

Ok.

Xiao Biao finished building the cat's heart, looked around the room, and spotted the big bed against the wall.

Jumping onto the bed with vigorous catwalks, Xiao Biao lay on his back on the soft cushion, revealing his snow-white belly.

"bring it on!"

Xi Yu chuckled, stood up from the chair, and walked slowly towards Xiao Biao.

The rain outside the window is getting heavier and heavier.

Xi Yu's face was still hidden in the hood, she had already walked to the bedside, and stretched out her two hands covered by her sleeves.

Xiao Biao wanted to open it, and let it go. It even stretched out its cat paw to call Xi Yu: "When you stroke the cat, you should start from my white chin. I will stretch my neck to reveal the soft and smooth millet fur."

"Yeah." Xi Yu nodded, then slowly rolled up her sleeves.

"Aww, meow!" Xiao Biao sat up from the bed in a jerk, staring at Xi Yu's exposed hand with his green eyes.

Not a hand, but a claw.

The claws are three centimeters, and the nails can be ten centimeters.

It still has a curved hook, and it is shining with a dark green light. It feels like a paw going down will tear open the stomach and splatter three feet of blood.

Xiao Biao ran away on the bed for a while, and the claws were like maggots chasing after Xiao Biao.

"Little kitten, why are you running!"

"Sister Xiyu, what kind of species are you!"

Xiao Biao hugged the mast at the head of the bed, then jumped from the head of the bed to the end of the bed.

As soon as Xiao Biao left the mast, Xi Yu's claws hooked onto the mast, and with a bang, the middle of the mast broke.

Xiao Biao looked at the broken mast, the cat's body trembling: "Are you masturbating a cat? You are murdering!"

Xi Yu was also stunned, she looked at her hands, then at the broken mast, lowered her head, and put her hands back into her sleeves.

Sitting on the edge of the bed in a depressed mood, he didn't speak.

"Xi Yu?" Xiao Biao stretched his neck and looked at Xi Yu.

Xi Yu's back was hunched, very depressed.

Xiao Biao paced towards Xi Yu, and stepped on Xiao Yu's thigh with his front paw.

From this angle, Xi Yu's face can be clearly seen.

It was a woman's face, but the scales crawled from her neck to her chin, with a dark green sheen.

Xiao Biao looked at it for two seconds and was sure that he had never seen this species before.

Seeing Xiao Biao stepping on her leg, Xi Yu looked up at herself, her round kitten face was full of worry, and her mood improved a lot in an instant.

"My claws are a bit sharp..." Xi Yu said, her voice was still thin and thin, "I won't touch you anymore, don't worry... I agree with Taolin."

Xiao Biao tilted the cat's head, took a step forward with its front paws, and climbed up Xiyu's legs with its hind legs.

He turned around on Xi Yu's lap, adjusted his posture, and lay down in a peasant's posture, with his tail coiled around his body: "Come on, don't use the tips of your nails!"

From Xi Yu's point of view, Xiao Biao looks like a big gourd with ears.

She carefully kept her thigh parallel to the ground as much as possible, forming a [-]-degree right angle with her calf, for fear that Xiao Biao's seat would not be stable.

Then he raised his arms, rolled up his sleeves, raised his hands high, and carefully touched Xiao Biao's back with the back of his nails.

"How is it? How does it feel?" Xiao Biao turned to look at Xi Yu.

Xi Yu sighed: "There is no tactile nerve on the nails..."

"Be careful with your nails, and find the angle! Use your fingertips to feel it!"

Xi Yu looked at her paw, turned it over, and rubbed Xiao Biao's back with the back of her hand.

"It's fluffy, slippery, and so warm!" Xi Yu let out a satisfied sigh.

Xiao Biao shook his head: "Use your fingertips! Use your fingertips!"

Xi Yu tried her best to stretch her paws, raised her paws head up, her nails curled up, and touched Xiao Biao's buttocks with her fingertips.

Xiao Biao blinked his eyes, pretending that his soul was no longer in Maozi's body, and he was not the one being touched.

"Hahahaha!" Xi Yu burst out laughing.

Along with Xi Yu's laughter, there was also a downpour outside the house.

The rain had been falling steadily, but now it was overcast and cloudy, and the sky suddenly became gloomy like night. The curtains were blown so hard that they almost stuck to the ceiling, and the raindrops flew obliquely into the house.

"Why is it raining so much?" Xiao Biao turned to look out the window.

"Don't pay attention to it, look at the camera." Xi Yu took out the phone with one claw, and maintained the movement of Jue's nails touching her buttocks with the other claw, "Smile, I'll post it on Moments."

"Huh? Don't!" Xiao Biao refused.

"Look at the camera!"

Xi Yu's paws exerted a slight force, and Xiao Biao broke out in a cold sweat.

The shutter sounded, and the photo was taken, Xi Yu put the phone in front of her eyes, looking at the photo with great interest.

In the photo, a bony big nail claw is placed on the fat cat's buttocks. Only half of the face of the owner of the claw is exposed in the hood, with a big mouth and a big smile. .

"Your expression is so cute!"

Xi Yu covered her hands with her sleeves, flicked her phone, and edited a paragraph: I finally touched a living thing, and after touching it, it was still alive!

After thinking about it, Xi Yu typed another paragraph, flaunting in a low-key manner: mages are different, not to mention their tenacious vitality, and their buttocks are also particularly raised.

Xiao Biao stood up and stretched his neck to look at the screen, just in time to see Xiyu click send.

"It's really crazy..." Xiao Biao's head hurts.

Damn, when I climbed to the pinnacle of pet rights, isn't this my dark history?

The phone dinged, and Xi Yu received a message.

Xiao Biao's eyes just happened to be on the phone screen, and he happened to see this message.

"That's right, it's the ability of air pressure, so I stopped for two seconds and asked if it would use wind."

Xi Yu stood up suddenly, and ran to the window with her mobile phone.

Xiao Biao was taken and fell directly to the ground. He rubbed his buttocks and stood up, watching Xi Yu standing in front of the window and tapping on the screen.

Xi Yu looked very excited, because the rain outside the house became heavier.

"What kind of species is this..." Xiao Biao touched his chin. He thought of Xiyu's claws and the scales on his neck and chin. He even suspected that he had seen the legendary god that only appeared on totems.

Xi Yu's cell phone rang non-stop, as if she had completely forgotten about petting the cat.

Xiao Biao walked towards the window despite the wind and rain: "You are busy, I'm going downstairs first?"

"Yeah, turn around and masturbate." Xi Yu's voice was full of excitement, she turned her head to look at Xiao Biao, the hood was blown back a little, revealing her eyes.

Golden yellow vertical pupils, round.

Seeing these golden eyes like copper bells, Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment: "May I ask, are you a dragon?"

Xi Yu's eyes widened and she nodded frantically.

Really a dragon?

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to regain his composure, and he immediately said respectfully: "It was my fault in the past, and what I did wrong, don't take it to heart."

"Where is it, you don't have to elevate me too much and belittle yourself." Xi Yu said in a soft voice, full of joy.

Bang, bang, three knocks on the door, short and powerful.

Young Master Lu's deep voice came in from outside the door: "Big Chang Chong, what are you making troubles for in the early morning? It's windy and rainy, are you messing things up?!"

Xi Yu's face darkened, and she waved her hand outside the house, and the rain stopped: "Young Master Lu, I'm sorry, I was too happy just now."

"This is Yushan's territory, there is a meeting, be careful." Young Master Lu's voice was full of impatience, and he murmured in a low voice, "I really think of myself as a dragon, showing off wherever I go, calling the wind and calling the rain."

"..." Xi Yu's face became even uglier.

Outside the door came the hooves of Young Master Lu turning and leaving.

Xiao Biao squatted on the ground, stroking his white beard with his paw: "Sister Xiyu, keep sending messages, I won't bother you anymore."

Xi Yu nodded and said nothing.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Xiao Biao turned around and walked to the door, stretched his waist, twisted the doorknob, and walked out.

After the door closed with a bang, Xiao Biao let out a long breath.

It turns out that Xi Yu is a snake that likes to be called a dragon...

No, Xi Yu obviously has claws.

Is it a gecko?Or a salamander?

But the claws of salamanders and geckos are not so magical.

Is it a Komodo dragon?

But that monitor lizard thing is too useless...

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and slapped his buttocks, and he had to wash himself well when he went back.

Taking out his mobile phone and checking the time, Xiao Biao walked downstairs.

At nine o'clock in the morning, there is an event for all the participants in Yushan, so it is not good to be absent.

Xiao Biao returned to his room and went to the bathroom. He threw a towel with hot water, and then spread the towel on the sink. The cat sat on the towel, rubbing his buttocks.

Just now the cat's butt was touched by a strange creature with claws, Xiao Biao had to sterilize himself.

Whether it's a pet like a snake or a giant lizard, there are many types of parasites on its body. They are not afraid of them themselves. As a cat, Xiao Biao is still very afraid.

The desperate Xiao Biao finished wiping his back, glanced at the round bathtub in the sanitary napkin, simply put a basin of hot water, poured down the pet bubble bath powder, and sat in it.

Wash the belly, wash the butt, wash the claws and feet after washing, and dig the nails.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." Nan Tuhuang was still sleeping soundly on the bed, and the wind and rain just outside the window did not disturb him at all.

Turning over, Nan Rabbit Emperor fell from the bed onto the plush carpet. It raised its paw, wiped its face, and its red eyes gradually became clear.

"Ah! The best community!" Nan Tuhuang jumped up, took out his phone to check the time, and spun around on the ground, "I don't know what prizes are there this year? Oh my god... I can't believe it. Best neighborhood!"

When Xiao Biao came out of the bathroom, he saw a large wardrobe suddenly added to the room.

In the wardrobe is a row of neatly brushed rabbit skins.

Xiao Biao was taken aback, and his hair exploded: "Aww meow meow meow!"

In a daze, he thought that a rabbit killer broke into the room.

"Nantuhuang! Nantuhuang!" Xiao Biao jumped up and down, and the cat's eyes didn't dare to look at the cabinet again, "Are you still alive? Where are you?!"

Nan Tuhuang leaned out from the closet, and looked at Xiao Biao, who was still wrapped in a bath towel, thumping all over the room with a strange expression, even the pillow was ripped out by Xiao Biao.

"What are you fussing about?" Nan Tuhuang frowned, "Hurry up and dry your hair, you're going to receive the award soon!"

Hearing Nan Tuhuang's voice, Xiao Biao immediately calmed down. He turned his back to Nan Tuhuang and wiped his head with a towel: "I'm doing morning exercises."

"Oh." Nan Rabbit Emperor didn't say much, and continued to choose rabbit skins in the cabinet.

Xiao Biao wiped his hair twice, returned to the sanitary napkin, took out a hair dryer, inserted it on the head of the bed, and blew on his dripping tail: "Why did you get a whole cabinet of skins? Where did you get them?"

"It's all made to order." Nan Tuhuang showed a low-key and ostentatious expression unique to local tyrants, "It's not expensive, more than 30 pieces."

"..."

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes, and secretly slandered the poor cat, these rabbit skins must not hide the soul of a dead rabbit in every fur.

"This one is softer, and it's made of the hair that I shed when I was a baby." Nantuhuang pulled out a piece of rabbit skin that was the same as other rabbit skins. "If you touch it, there will be subtle differences in the texture."

Xiao Biao didn't touch it, and while blowing his hair, he casually searched for topics: "My wild father gave me a snow-white cat scarf, and up to now, the newly grown hair on its neck is a circle shorter than other hairs. It’s not that its neck is so fat that cats can’t see it.”

"Oh?" Nantuhuang was surprised, "Doesn't it have a spare scarf?"

"Where do you get the hair for the spare scarf?"

"What about the shedding it used to have?"

"Do you still want to pick up the lost hair?"

"Of course! DNA cannot be leaked. What if someone steals your hair, fakes DNA, comes to pretend to be your child, and inherits your inheritance?"

"..."

Xiao Biao stopped talking, and Mao Xin scolded secretly what the hell world this is, do rabbits even worry about such things?

Nan Rabbit Emperor chose the rabbit skin, took off his suit, threw it into the bamboo basket under the cabinet, and said seemingly unintentionally: "Take it back to a high-end dry cleaner for dry cleaning."

Xiao Biao stared at Nantuhuang's flesh-colored back, blowing his hair without saying a word.

Nan Rabbit Emperor changed into the rabbit skin, put away the wardrobe, went to the bed and jumped on the bed, took the hair dryer from Xiao Biao's hand, and glanced at it with disgust.

Then he unplugged the power, took out a black and pink Internet celebrity hair dryer from his pocket, and blew it on Xiao Biao: "I'm going to teach you this, ordinary hair dryers are too hot, and they will cause irreparable damage to the fur , let the protein in your hair lose, and me..."

Nantuhuang stretched out his claws and pulled Xiao Biao's tail in a daze, his eyes lit up.

The hair dryer in Nantuhuang's hand uses a cylindrical transparent design, which is just right for Xiao Biao's tail to be put directly into it.

Blow back and forth.

"My hair dryer keeps your hair shiny for a long time. Do you do it? What's the secret to shiny hair?"

"Shibu." Xiao Biao licked his mouth.

"Shibu, there is some truth to it..." Nan Tuhuang stretched out his claws and plucked Xiao Biao's hair, "You are still young, and the hair is good now, but it doesn't mean that it will be good in the future. Look at me, I am 12 years old, and I don't have gray hair ... Bah, the fur is still as white as ever."

After finally drying Xiao Biao's hair, it was already [-]:[-].

It's time to go downstairs.

Xiao Biao reached out to unplug the hair dryer, took the hair dryer from Nantuhuang, and stuffed it directly into his pocket.

"??!" Nantuhuang kept his claws empty and was speechless for a moment.

"Let's go?" Xiao Biao had already turned the doorknob.

"Okay." Nan Tuhuang jumped off the bed, rubbed his paws together, isn't it just a hair dryer?In order to corrupt the civet cat, it is a range hood, so it doesn't matter!

Xiao Biao stood on the steps on the first floor, looked at Chong who lined up to get into the bus, and stretched out his claws to stroke his hair.

Not to mention, it's really smooth.

"Take my car." Young Master Lu stood next to Xiao Biao, wrapped himself in a 1.9-meter long robe, and kicked his hooves in his trouser pockets, looking cool.

"Okay." Xiao Biao followed Young Master Lu to the car.

Nantuhuang also jumped up and down to keep up, knowing that he could go to the playground in a car, his rabbit's face was full of excitement.Look, this Yushan Conference showed his own face, which is simply glorious.

After driving for more than ten minutes, the car stopped in front of a cave.

There was a small open space in front of the cave, and the pets got out of the car and stood in a row on the open space.

Young Master Lu found a flat stone on the edge of the open space, sat down, still looking cool, and didn't like to talk to pets.

When Xiao Biao got off the car at night, he was photographed at the end of the line, with Nan Tuhuang and Little Hedgehog on the left and right, and the crane in front.

Seeing Xiao Biao standing behind him, Xianhe turned his head and said, "Did you know? Last night, the dreamy alpaca left the hotel."

"Oh?" Xiao Biao looked surprised, "Just leave like this?" This is a political taboo, it seems that this dreamy alpaca is really not going to continue to be the responsible pet of the community.

"It didn't work." Xian He blinked, "I heard that Lao Lu invited the camel back overnight."

"Is the old deer quite authentic?"

"Gossip." The crane put its head close to Xiao Biao's ear, and said in a voice that only the two pets could hear, "Young Master Lu quarreled with Lao Lu because of this."

"Really?" Xiao Biao turned to look at Lu Shao not far away.

Young Master Lu was looking down at the ground, then kicked the stones on the ground in a daze.

"It's all gossip." Xianhe looked mysterious, "There is no wind without waves."

"Thank you brother He for the news." Xiao Biao gave a friendly smile to the crane.

Xianhe nodded in satisfaction and turned back.

Xiao Biao turned to look at Young Master Lu again.

Beside Lu Shao, there is a black robe figure, which is 1.9 meters Xiyu.

Xi Yu was whispering something to Young Master Lu, and Young Master Lu rolled his eyes from time to time.

Xiao Biao pulled the little white rabbit's paw, and changed positions with the little white rabbit, so as to better hear the conversation between the two pets.

Young Master Lu's voice was deep and impatient: "I have already said no, we will do the popularization of the law in Yushan by ourselves."

Xi Yu said in a soft voice, "But since I'm here, and you have such a good opportunity at the Yushan Conference, I have to give it a try."

"Are you questioning my ability to work?" Young Master Lu raised his eyes and stared at Xi Yu. Unfortunately, Young Master Lu's eyes were thin and long, and his eyelashes were so long that they looked like windshield wipers. His angry eyes were perfectly captured. Lashes get in the way.

Xi Yu stopped talking and didn't look at Young Master Lu: "I'm not questioning your ability, but your father has already agreed to this matter."

Hearing "Your father agrees", Young Master Lu fell silent.

"I'm going to distribute constitution and law books to everyone."

"Wait." Young Master Lu stood up, stretched out his hoof to block Xiyu, "Faxian, Fa, is that thing useful? Carrot holds this constitution, Fa all day long, but he was crushed into something by our little civet cat in Yushan so, don't you know?"