I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler
Chapter 67 Fat Fat Chapter 1
"Why are you in a daze?" Nan Tuhuang urged Xiao Biao, "Say it, say you are a mage!"
Xiao Biao twitched a bit, but didn't answer.
"Oh?" Nantuhuang stretched out his paw and poked Xiao Biao, "Why are you a shriveled eggplant? Is it so difficult for you to say something?"
Xiao Biao bit his hand and said nothing.
Nantuhuang narrowed his eyes, and he keenly smelled an unusual smell.
In a blink of an eye, the dreamy alpaca came in front of him.
"Avoid!" It stretched out its hoof to chase away the little hedgehog, pulled the little hedgehog's chair and sat down, staring at Xiao Biao, "Are you a mage?"
"I'm a civet cat." Xiao Biao put down his small claws, and looked at the dreamy alpaca with his green eyes, "Uncle Alpaca, your fur is so white."
"My hair is white? I don't have the white hair of your rabbit." The dreamy alpaca snorted.
"That's right, your fur is knotted, but our Southern Rabbit Emperor's fur is soft and smooth."
"..." Dreamy alpaca narrowed its eyes, it has always been strong and unyielding, even in its hair, "So what if it's soft and smooth? My hair is very warm."
"It's strange, are you here to sell wool to me?" Xiao Biao looked suspicious, and the suspicion was very serious, with a very serious expression.
The dreamy alpaca knocked on the table and roared: "You are pretending to be a mage, let me tell the truth!"
Xiao Biao turned pale in shock, the cat's legs took two steps back, its tail was raised high, and it looked at the alpaca in shock: "What are you talking about, I'm just a little civet cat!"
Dreaming alpaca heard this, its eyes lit up, and its front hooves tapped on the table, with a proud face: "Since you are not a mage..." Dreaming alpaca turned to look at Nan Tuhuang, "Then Jinxiu Mountain City lied about the mage What should I do about it?"
"No lie!" Nan Tuhuang became anxious, and stretched out his claws to poke Gu Xiaobiao, "Little civet cat, are you going to drop the chain for me?"
Xiao Biao turned his head and gave Nantuhuang a calm look.
Nan Tuhuang frowned, and sat still, but its three-petal mouth was still wriggling irritably, it seemed to be chewing something, and it was very nervous, although there was nothing in its mouth.
"What do you want to do?" Xiao Biao asked the dreamy alpaca.
"Since the responsible pets in Jinxiu Mountain City are not responsible enough, I will be in charge of your community from now on." Dreamy Alpaca raised a hoof, looked at his hoof, and said lightly.
"You're dreaming!" Nan Tu Huang jumped up and down angrily.
"Where is your mage?" Dreamy alpaca smiled, "I have lived for a long time, and I have seen many pets who covet the reputation of the best community, but this is the first time I see you like this, for some prizes, I really don't want to lose face .”
"Buy an ant castle, and said that two hundred ants have been petted in the community..." Xiao Biao meowed, in a moderate voice, "It's really for some prizes, I don't even want to lose my face..."
The dreamy alpaca raised its eyebrows, stretched out its hooves to push Xiao Biao: "You kitty!"
Seeing the alpaca's hooves coming, Xiao Biao thought to himself, that's it!
He didn't even try to hide, but went up to meet him, and got a heavy hoof on his chest, and Xiao Biao flew out like a cat.
After flying out, Xiao Biao also knew that his performance was too exaggerated and a bit fake.
Because of the wind, he almost flew out of the pet hall.
"Huh?" The dreamy alpaca looked down at its hooves, and the next second it realized that it had been touched.
Xiao Biao lay on the ground, crying and complaining: "Okay, I am the sorcerer you are looking for, are you satisfied! I don't want to say, I don't want to say it, I have to say it."
"Huh? Playing tricks with me?" Dreamy Alpaca smiled angrily, and walked towards Xiao Biao step by step, "Young cat, I want to teach you a principle of being a pet!"
Xiao Biao didn't talk to the dreamy alpaca, and said to himself: "How many enemies out there know that we have a mage in Yushan, and they want to kill me... You don't think about me, don't you think about Yushan? Do you have a sense of collective honor!"
"Collective sense of honor?" The alpaca was stunned for a moment, "I value collective sense of honor the most!"
Xiao Biao meowed at the top of his voice: "You insist on forcing me to admit that I am a mage, so I admit it, and when I am killed, you will still have fun!"
The dreamy alpaca laughed angrily when he saw Xiao Biao's mischief, and stretched out his hoof to step on Xiao Biao.
"It's all right now!" Xiao Biao rolled over on the spot, slamming his paws on the ground, "I've become a target! I know, I know, you're an alpaca... But Yushan doesn't produce alpacas at all... "
After Xiao Biao said this, he frantically gave Nantuhuang a wink.
Nan Tuhuang frowned, trying to understand Xiao Biao's meaning, but he might not be able to understand because of his limited ability.
Xiao Biao sighed secretly, the little kingfisher was still easy to use, and the Nantuhuang had been held up all the time, and he would not pick up on him at all, and he had no tacit understanding with himself.
The dreamy alpaca walked up to Xiao Biao, and stepped on Xiao Biao's arm: "Are you acting in a TV series? What's in the cat's head? Who wants to kill you? What kind of mage are you and me here?"
"Pretending to be a mage?" Xiao Biao raised his claws with tears in his eyes, "Look..."
The pink and tender cat's paws were covered with a thin layer of ice: "Am I a mage?"
"Hahahaha, this is called a mage?" The dreamy alpaca raised its head and laughed, "You are so funny."
The little hedgehog who had been standing nearby also burst out laughing.
Xiao Biao turned his head to look at the little hedgehog with cold eyes.
The little hedgehog was taken aback, but he didn't lose the favor. He straightened his eyes and stared back: "If you want a magician, then I'm still an archer!"
After saying this, the little hedgehog bent down to gather energy, hummed and choked, and a spike flew out of its buttocks, shooting directly into the wall of the pet hall.
"Did you see it?" Dreamy Alpaca stretched out its hoof and pointed at the little hedgehog. "Its thorns can still leave its body and be used as arrows. How about you? There is a layer of ice on the paws, what can you do? Ice mineral water?"
Xiao Biao looked at his claws innocently, then stretched out his claws calmly, pointed at the wall of the pet hall, and a slug of ice shot out along the tip of the claw, and directly pierced into the wall.
Just next to the spines of the little hedgehog.
"..." The dreamy alpaca froze.
"Is that so?" Xiao Biao looked up at the dreamy alpaca.
"Small tricks..." Dreamy Alpaca frowned, "Do you think the enemy will stand there like a wall and be hit by you?"
"It's true." Xiao Biao nodded, pondering, "That should be like this..."
Xiao Biao stretched out his claws at the dreamy alpaca.
The dreamy alpaca took a step back abruptly, moving its left and right hooves staggered sideways, avoiding Xiao Biao's ice arrow.
After dodging, the dreamy alpaca laughed loudly: "I told you, tricks are useless!"
"I'll come again!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and slapped the ground, a [-] cm wide icicle hit the dreamy alpaca along the ground.
The dreamy alpaca moved around, but it was inconvenient among the many tables and chairs. After struggling for a few seconds, its hooves were still frozen.
"Mum..." Dreamy alpaca breathed heavily with its nose, and with a few crisp clicks, it broke free from the ice that froze its hooves, "That's all!"
"Indeed, I'm still too weak." Xiao Biao bowed his head, his face sighed, "I'm a cat for three months, and it's only been a month since I was confirmed as a mage..."
"Heh..." The dreamy alpaca sneered.
A red-crowned crane looked at Xiao Biao with excitement in its eyes: "You are really a mage!"
The dreamy alpaca snorted: "Even if you are a mage, you are still a rookie mage."
"I'm indeed a chicken mage cat." Xiao Biao leaned back, leaning against a table leg. He raised his eyes and looked at the red-crowned crane behind the table, looking at him. The cat's claws snapped out two nails, "the enemy I also know how weak I am, and want to kill me before I grow up. In just one month, I was plotted against twice, and the second time was even more excessive. More than ten pets in the community were forced to take me with me. Entering the battlefield... I know, they brought so many pets into the battlefield together to find me..."
"The battlefield?" The red-crowned crane gasped, "If I remember correctly, it is legal for humans to kill pets on the battlefield..."
Xiao Biao nodded: "Is it scary? They don't know who the mage is, so they would rather kill them by mistake than let them go. The brothers refused to betray me, so they were hunted down one by one. I almost hurt the brothers in the community..."
"My God, this is a massacre!" The red-crowned crane stood up suddenly, and slapped its wings on the table, "Too much bullying!"
"Who spread the news that there is a mage in Jinxiu Mountain City? It is definitely not the favorite of our community. They all know that I am a mage. If they really spread the news, they will definitely spread the news that I am a mage..." Xiao Biao Maozhuo wiped away tears, "I didn't know who the traitor was before, but today when I arrived at the Pet Hall, there was a pet aggressively forcing me to reveal my identity. I couldn't help but doubt the pet who forced me to show up..."
"Who is it? Who forced you to show up?!" The red-crowned crane asked angrily.
"..." Xiao Biao's movement of wiping his tears froze, annoyed, is it so obvious that he can't see it?
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Biao understood that in a world without fans, you can only rely on yourself.
He glanced at the dreamy alpaca with fear in his eyes, and poured dirty water on the dreamy alpaca without hesitation: "Don't force me, uncle alpaca!"
"You're talking nonsense!" The dreamy alpaca was completely angry, "Are you implying that I am a traitor to Yushan?! You little cat, can I use tricks to harm you?"
"A dozen of our pets stayed in the battlefield for several days and nights, fighting against the enemy..." Xiao Biao choked up, ignoring the alpaca's defense, "They are protecting me with their lives, for the honor of Yushan ..."
Xiao Biao directly upgraded himself to the honor of Yushan.
"Indeed." Young Master Lu who was sitting at the head of the podium suddenly said, "A while ago, more than a dozen pets from the Jinxiu Mountain City community strayed into the battlefield together."
As soon as Young Master Lu finished speaking, the old Lu on the rostrum began to cough crazily.
Young Master Lu frowned and stopped talking.
After the coughing on the rostrum stopped, the old deer said slowly: "Now is a peaceful age, little civet cat, you worry too much, no one will frame you."
Xiao Biao stood up, with a look of grievance on his face, but he stubbornly refused to let the tears flow, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees: "Old Lu, I feel relieved when you say that, not for anything else, just because I believe in you! "
The old deer nodded, stretched out his hoof and pointed at the dreamy alpaca: "Aren't you going back to your seat?"
The dreamy alpaca stared wide-eyed, stuck its neck and said, "What do you mean? This dirty water just splashed on me like this?"
"..." The old deer frowned.
The dreamy alpaca turned its head to look at Xiao Biao, extremely angry, raised its front hooves high, and was about to step on Xiao Biao: "I harmed you? Are you still using external force?"
Xiao Biao jumped up and turned over, his green eyes looked at the two alpaca hooves raised high: "Do you want to fight?"
The alpaca's hoof fell in front of his eyes in an instant, Xiao Biao jumped forward suddenly, dodging the hoof, he turned back to face the alpaca, and patted his tail on the ground.
"Little raccoon cat, I will turn you into a cat pancake today!" The alpaca kicked the ground and rushed towards Xiao Biao with all its strength. The table and chairs beside him fell over with a clatter.
"You forced me." Xiao Biao let out a pre-battle meow, and finally patted the ground with his tail.
A bit of icy blue appeared on the tip of the furry tail, and in the next second, the icy blue expanded rapidly, and in just two breaths, the entire pet hall became an ice cellar.
As for the dreamy alpaca, except for the white alpaca's head, the rest of its body parts were all sealed in the ice.
"Mum?!" The dreamy alpaca looked surprised.
What's going on? What's going on?The fighting power of this little civet cat soared several ranks in an instant!
He was obviously very weak just now!
There was no sound in the great hall, and all the pets were dazzled by the icy blue covering. It took seven or eight seconds before they came back to their senses and hurriedly climbed onto the tables and chairs to avoid being caught. The icicles on the ground froze my little feet.
After tidying up, the pets continued to stare at Xiao Biao and Dreamy Alpaca intently. Fragmented discussions gradually sounded, and everyone lowered their voices, discussing while watching. The entire pet hall was filled with the tension of a storytelling theater.
"Go back to your seat..." Lao Lu sighed, sitting on the chair with his buttocks, his two hind hooves raised in the air, and his eyes swept over the icicles on the ground, "It's really cold in this auditorium."
"Mum..." The hair on the dreamy alpaca's face turned red, and it finally broke free from the shackles of the ice.
After the ice fell to the ground, the dreamy alpaca raised its eyes and stared at Xiao Biao viciously. After panting a few times, it raised its hooves, turned around and walked straight towards the gate of the auditorium: "It's too cold, I'm leaving .”
"Dream alpaca!" the old deer growled.
The dreamy alpaca's footsteps didn't stop at all, walking fast.
Xiao Biao chased the alpaca from behind: "Uncle Alpaca, your fur keeps you warm, what are you afraid of..."
In a blink of an eye, an alpaca and a cat left the gate of the synagogue, and Nan Tuhuang also chased them out panting.
Outside the door of the pet hall, the dreamy alpaca turned its head and stared at Xiao Biao, never mentioning the fact that he was frozen: "Little civet cat, you and I have no grudges in the future, why do you want to frame me?"
Xiao Biao sat on the top of the steps, looking at the dreamy alpaca: "Isn't the enmity all due to hard work? After today, don't we both have it?"
"..." The irascible alpaca raised a front hoof and tried to kick Xiao Biao again.
With a whistling sound, the wind picked up, and the icicles scattered from under Xiao Biao's buttocks again.
The alpaca withdrew its hooves suddenly, and took several steps back: "Okay, I have you, little civet cat!"
The alpaca turned around and left!
Seeing the alpaca go away, Nan Tuhuang grabbed Xiao Biao's arm with a puzzled look on his face: "Did you really frame the dream alpaca?"
"What is framing?" Xiao Biao scratched his white scarf and curled his mouth, "Didn't you ask me to vent your anger for you? Then what can I do? Go up and scratch it? I am a mage, and I want to establish the image of a quiet and beautiful cat of!"
Nan Tuhuang seemed to realize something: "Yes, this is not called framing, maybe... it should be called political persecution?"
"Bah!" Xiao Biao patted Nantuhuang on the head with his paw.
Nan Tuhuang nimbly avoided Xiao Biao's claws: "I just want you to beat it up, but if you frame it, it will be difficult for the alpaca to stand up in the future."
While talking, Nan Tuhuang's eyes were shining, and he tried his best to suppress his excitement.
"Are you worried about the dreamy alpaca? You are this kind of rabbit?" Xiao Biao didn't pay attention to Nantuhuang's expression, "Don't you want to climb up? Your colleagues don't make mistakes, how can you climb up?"
"What you said seems to make sense, but the three views seem not to be correct..." Nan Tuhuang put his paws on his chest, and began to say, "That alpaca is so pitiful, it can't be humiliated, you can't understand Understand?"
Xiao Biao stroked his snow-white millet hair, but said nothing.Are you really going too far?
There was a pattering sound in his ear, and Xiao Biao looked back at Nantuhuang, and saw Nantuhuang typing on the touch screen with his mobile phone.
"Using unwarranted charges to frame my colleagues in order to achieve my goal of climbing the ranks, I think my shortcoming is that my skin is not as thick as the little civet cat, and my heart is not as dark as the little civet cat..." Nan Tuhuang worked hard to take notes, "Those who achieve great things, You can’t be heroic and short-tempered, and be kind to a woman, you have to be steady and ruthless... But what about dreams? Where should the dream of benefiting pets go, whether to succumb to one's own desires, or face up to difficulties and make a lotus flower that is not stained by mud..."
Xiao Biao listened to Nan Tuhuang's small mouth, stretched out his claws and patted Nan Tuhuang's shoulder: "Don't analyze it, don't analyze it."
"No, I have to work hard to improve..." Nantuhuang continued to type on his mobile phone, "Remember, after the conference, go to receive the prize for the best community."
Xiao Biao was too lazy to talk to Nan Tuhuang, he glanced at the entrance of the auditorium, and saw two 1.9-meter tall men in black robes standing at the door.
One of them was Lu Shao, and the other Xiao Biao didn't recognize him, but these two big men obviously came out after Xiao Biao.
Seeing Xiao Biao looking this way, Young Master Lu walked towards Xiao Biao together with the big man beside him.
"This is a friend from the police station at the headquarters of the Pet Association." Young Master Lu put his hooves in his pockets and introduced him to Xiao Biao with a cool look.
Xiao Biao greeted the 1.9-meter tall man: "Hello."
The big man didn't reply to Xiao Biao's words, but smiled lightly. He heard the voice was female and couldn't see his face clearly.
She nodded slightly, nodded to Xiao Biao, turned around and walked into the pet hall.
Lu Shao glanced at the big one, frowned slightly: "There are many things."
"Young Master Lu, why did people from the police station come to the Yushan Conference?" Xiao Biao asked.
"They want to have a foot in everything, wandering around all day, in the name of recruiting police reserve, spying on the privacy of local pet associations." Lu Shao patted the folds of his black robe, "I'll go back first .”
"it is good."
Xiao Biao watched as Lu Shao entered the door of the pet hall. The door hadn't closed yet, and the magnetic 1.9-meter man came out alone again just now.
Still not showing her face, she walked up to Xiao Biao, covered her hands with her sleeves, and handed Xiao Biao a business card.
"Xi Yu..." Xiao Biao looked at the thin golden body clearly.
"Add me on WeChat, same phone number." The voice was thin.
Xiao Biao nodded the cat's head, and raised his head to look at the female's face. In the black robe, only the sharp chin was seen, and it was still shining with a dark luster.
The female found that Xiao Biao was peeping at her, lowered her head a little, chuckled, turned and left.
Sunset moon rises, night falls.
Nantuhuang went back to the hotel to rest, while Xiao Biao went out in the dark.
He is going to the silver lady's appointment.
After touching the antivenom in his pocket, Xiao Biao felt relieved. He trot along the route he drove during the day, and after running for nearly half an hour, he arrived at the gate of Yushan Tower.
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pushed open the door.
The moonlight was very bright, making the room even more gloomy.
Xiao Biao didn't look at those coffins and photos, and went directly to the third floor.
"Senior?" Xiao Biao stood in front of Yin Niangzi's coffin, meowing in a low voice.
As soon as the voice fell, a gust of wind blew out from under the coffin, wrapping a swirl of dust.
Xiao Biao took a step back and respectfully said to the dusty Xuaner: "Hi senior, I'm here as promised. Do you want to pass on my magic weapon or tell me the secret of cultivation? Come on, I'm ready."
"Not at all." Dust Xuan'er said, with a cool voice, "I just want to see you, and see what the current great mage of Yushan looks like."
"..."
Xiao Biaomao has a complex face, and he dared to run so far in the middle of the night just to let people see his face.There are so many raccoon cats in the world, and they all look about the same. There is really no need to look at them this way.
"Oh." Dust Xuan'er sighed, "Seeing you reminds me of my childhood."
"Really? Senior misses his childhood?" Xiao Biao took out the prepared roasted frog from his pocket and placed it in front of the coffin.
There are still three catties of nails in the broken boat, Xiao Biao can't believe that the previous great mage doesn't have anything in stock!
"It's such a familiar smell..." Dust Xuan'er twisted in the air, "Xiaosheng, you have a heart, but I haven't eaten anything in 20 years."
"So long? Are you not hungry?" Xiao Biao was surprised.
"I'm hurt, I don't have the slightest appetite, I'd rather die than live, and I don't care if I'm hungry or not." Dust Xuan'er sighed, unaware that he had slipped his mouth, "I just breathe into the moon every day , I don’t have any food at all.”
Xiao Biao keenly captured "breathing on the moon", and couldn't help asking: "Senior, can breathing on the moon really increase your cultivation?"
"It helps a little, but it's better than nothing." Dust Xuan'er turned around, as if looking at the moon outside the window, "The energy of the moon is very soft. Breathing on the moon can clarify your mind and see your nature. In order to help, the first recommendation is to have a good master."
"What's the reason?" Xiao Biao was at a loss, "Do pets rely on their masters to cultivate?"
Dust Xuan'er nodded: "We can absorb the master's aura, which is much faster than absorbing the aura of heaven and earth and exhaling on the moon."
Xiao Biao's cat's eyes widened, why did it sound so evil, like a demon!
Dust Xuan'er whirled in the air, and continued to speak: "The stronger the master's spiritual power, the faster it can be absorbed, and the faster his cultivation will grow."
"Will that cause harm to the master?" Xiao Biao scratched his ear.
There was a chuckle in the whirl of dust: "How could it be, what is sucked is spiritual power, not life force."
"..."
Xiao Biao always felt that something was wrong. Sucking on anything was smoking, even on other people.
"Once upon a time, I had a master..." Chenchen Xuan'er sighed and told a sad story.
The gist of the story is that when Yin Niangzi was young, in order to practice, she followed a handsome male master who could draw talismans.
The male master has very high spiritual power, and talks to Yin Niangzi every day, and Yin Niangzi follows him, and her cultivation is increasing day by day.
Until one day, the male host thought that the silver lady was getting bigger and bigger, so he got a wine jar and soaked the silver lady in it, and it was still alive.
Xiao Biao touched his arm, goosebumps arose: "Live bubbles?"
"Well, I lived in the wine tank for a long time, and then I escaped when the talisman was broken. After recuperating, I turned back into a little snake and went back to find the master." The voice of the silver lady suddenly became angry. "The master is so unlucky that he even raised another coral snake."
"..."
Xiao Biao really didn't understand why there was any reason to be jealous, anyway, everyone used it for making wine.
The silver lady's voice was trembling, as if she was crying: "I'm very angry. I wanted to summon a strong wind to blow down the master's house, but found that I had been soaked in wine for too long, and my brain was numb. The mage mobilized the elements of heaven and earth, It needs to be controlled by thoughts, my brain that smells like old wine can't be controlled by the wind."
Xiao Biao stretched out his single claw and patted his forehead, not knowing what to say for a while.
Drinking alcohol hurts the body, and soaking in wine hurts the body even more.
"In the past 20 years, I locked myself up, quit drinking, and fasted. Although my body still smelled of alcohol, now I can control the wind again, and I can summon the overwhelming wind like it was back then. I am even stronger than before. powerful."
"Congratulations, senior."
"The day after tomorrow, I will be able to leave here." Yinniang's tone was so passionate and full of emotions that she completely forgot to cover up the fact that she did not die, "The day after tomorrow, I will go to take revenge."
"A private fight? With humans?" Xiao Biao's dark green pupils stood up, "Then even if you win, you will be hunted down by the Pet Association, right?"
"I don't care." Yin Niangzi's voice was cold, "After I leave, Yushan will be handed over to you."
"...This burden is a bit heavy."
Yin Niangzi paused, Dust whirled her body in the air, and spoke again after a while: "It's been 20 years since Yushan gave birth to a mage like you."
Xiao Biao changed the subject: "Senior wants to take revenge, but do you have the confidence to win against him?"
"Naturally."
"Then you have the confidence to escape the pursuit of the Pet Association?"
"Of course not." Dust Xuan'er twisted his body again, "With Elder Shen here, whoever it wants to catch, how can it escape?"
"Elder Shen?" This is the second time Xiao Biao has heard the name of Elder Shen. "Could it be that he is the number one expert in the pet world?"
Dust Xuan'er swayed his body again: "You can't say that, I can only say that it is the number one master in the unhidden world."
"Unhidden world?"
"You know the neighborhood in Jinxiu Mountain City, right?" Yin Niangzi suddenly threw out the name of the neighborhood where Xiao Biao lived.
"know."
"Behind the community, there is a small mountain, and there is a hermit hidden in that mountain. Although that mountain is within the boundaries of our Yushan Mountain, my old deer brother never dared to take care of that mountain. Things in the mountains."
Xiao Biao looked curious, he didn't know the mountain legend at the door of this house: "Senior, do you know what kind of pet is hiding in that mountain?"
"Everything can be said, some about foxes, some about roosters, and some about jackals..." Dust paused for a while, and then continued, "I only know that there is a big pet, but I don't know the specifics. There are countless places in the world where hermit pets live like this."
Xiao Biao nodded, thought for a while, and planned to put on the grass-leaf hat and go for a walk around the back mountain in stealth.
"I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. I had a good chat with you today." Dust Xuan'er nodded at Xiao Biao, "I'm going, no matter what the result is, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back. Use it, I'll give it all to you."
Come, come, Xiao Biao's eyes lit up.
There was the sound of rinsing from under the coffin, and a small package was dragged by the air on the ground and transported to Xiao Biao.
Xiao Biao also disappeared, and stretched out his claws to untie the burden.
After flipping through the contents of the package twice, Xiao Biao looked sideways at the moonlight outside the window.
Corona snake doesn't know where to find so many medicines, ganoderma lucidum, ginseng, and even deer antler. I don't know if her old deer brother knows about it...
It's just that the color is not good.
"Senior, you should keep these things for yourself to heal your wounds." Xiao Biao didn't want to take them. Firstly, the medicines are not valuable for collection. Second, Silver Lady is going to take revenge. In case of revenge injury, these medicinal materials are still helpful to Silver Lady. of.
At that time, the main reason was that Xiao Biao disliked the fineness of medicines.
"If I go here, I will either be soaked in wine by the heartless master, or locked into the peach forest by the pet association..." Dust Xuan calmly seemed to be saying something about not petting, "These medicinal materials can't help me."
"It's always better to talk than nothing."
"..." Dust whirlpool was silent for a short while, then suddenly smiled, "Xiaosheng, you are a good boy, so I can rest assured."
"Ok?"
"This thing is useless to me, leave it to you."
There was a sound of vomiting from under the coffin, and then a silver pill slowly floated out.
"..." Xiao Biao looked at Dan Wan floating in front of him with a hala, and didn't know what to do for a moment.
This should be the Dan of Coral Snake, can it be spit out by itself?
"I..." Dust Xuan'er faintly lost shape, and his voice obviously weakened, "I'm going now, with the heart of death, I leave this thing to you, you'll be useful..."
"Senior..." Xiao Biao's face was complicated, the Coral Snake was too kind to him, "I can't accept this thing."
"Take it, help me take care of... Yushan."
Xiao Biao's green eyes trembled, and the cat's heart seemed to be touched by a soft hand.
The strong smell of alcohol emanated from the bottom of the coffin, Xiao Biao understood and spit out this pill, the silver lady was not as calm and breezy as she showed.
After a long time of silence, Xiao Biao cleared his throat and spoke again: "Senior, I have a proposal."
"Huh?" Lady Yin coughed twice, "What do you propose?"
Xiao Biao controlled the wind with his claws, and slowly pushed Dan Wan back: "In the battlefield, it is legal for humans to kill pets."
"Correct."
"In contrast, spoiling someone will not be sanctioned."
"Yes."
"Senior, you're leaving the day after tomorrow, right?"
"That's right..." The Coral Snake was at a loss, not knowing what Xiao Biao was going to say.
"I'll come to you tomorrow night, promise me, don't leave before then." Xiao Biao pushed the herbal cloth bag under the coffin, "Senior, I'll go and think of a way to get the best of both worlds for you, so that you can take revenge. You can also protect yourself."
"What nonsense are you talking about, ahem... There is no way to get the best of both worlds." The silver lady was a little anxious, "You can't mess around, you are Yushan's hope, Dan Wan, you accept it."
Xiao Biao had already turned his head and ran downstairs.
The whirlpool of dust fell to the ground suddenly, and a small silver-white snake crawled out from under the coffin, chasing after Xiao Biao to go downstairs. went back.
The next morning, Xiao Biao stood at the window, waiting for the sun to rise.
Behind Xiao Biao was Nantuhuang who was lying on the bed and sleeping in a ball of mud.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." Nan Tuhuang buried his head in the quilt and snored.
Xiao Biao listened to the even and rhythmic snoring behind him, and watched the sun climb up the clouds little by little.
"It's almost there." Xiao Biao lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number he found in the phone book he got from the hotel, "Is it the Pet Association police station? I'm looking for little loli!"
There were several questioning barking sounds from the other end of the phone.
Xiao Biao scratched his head: "It's just a boy who looks like a girl, and he has braids."
"Woof woof, woof woof!"
"Is he not at the police station now? He's not a police officer?" Xiao Biao was puzzled, "Then can I ask for his phone number? I'm his friend, little raccoon cat. Okay, okay, I'll wait for his call."
Fifteen minutes later, Little Lolita called, and her voice was very cheerful: "Little civet cat, I am planting trees in Taolin, ah, yes, I am not a police officer, I am one level above the police officer, I... barely It's the warden of the prison..."
"You are in charge of everything on the battlefield?"
Little Lolita responded with a smile: "There are three pets in the battlefield, and I am one of them."
"I have something to discuss with you..." Xiao Biao meowed, "It's about my compensation to Taolin, and the solution to Taolin's lack of pet criminals."
"Huh?" Little Lolita was very surprised, "You really paid for it."
"Of course, that's public property..." Xiao Biao spoke sincerely, holding the phone and meowing. He first explained his crime and expressed his deep remorse. Then he asked for the address of the police station and decided to sell the online shopping The sapling mailed it over, and finally spoke out about the solution to pet criminals.
"Shall we rent out the peach tree?" Xiao Biao asked tentatively.
"What?" Little Lolita was stunned, "Peach tree for rent?"
"The battlefield has not opened for a long time, and it is easy to intensify the conflict between pets and humans, but we can't find so many criminal pets to replace them in a short time. Why don't those pets who voluntarily enter the peach forest pay some money and rent a tree? They lock."
"Are you stupid? How can a pet do this?"
"Of course there are, some pets want to practice martial arts, go in and make gestures with humans..." Xiao Biao said nonsense, "And we are not locking prisoners, but renting peach trees, and they can earn extra money. They rent up to After a period of time, he will be kicked out of Taolin."
"On the battlefield, humans can kill pets." Little Loli sneered, "How can pets pay for their deaths?"
"If you don't believe me, leave this to me, and I'll help you find a pet who is willing to go." Xiao Biao softly said, "The sooner the Taolin problem is solved, the sooner I will feel at ease."
"Can it work..." Little Loli hesitated.
"can."
"Okay... have you met my colleague?" Xiao Luoli described the characteristics of her colleague, "it's the woman who speaks softly and is not good at acting."
Xiao Biao tried his best to recall, but he had never seen any women who were not good at acting with a soft voice.
"She went to the Yushan Conference, you should be at the Yushan Conference now, right?" Little Lolita's voice was full of doubts, "Didn't you see her?"
The 1.9-meter tall man he saw at the gate of the conference yesterday appeared in Xiao Biao's mind instantly.
It was a female in a black robe, her face couldn't be seen, she just smiled, but she didn't feel her voice was artificial.
"What happened to her?" Xiao Biao asked.
"The three pets are in charge of the battlefield affairs. If there is any decision, the two pets must agree together. You can go to her, she is very talkative." Little Lolita tsk her mouth, "But your Yushan, just It's hard to talk."
"Yushan? Who is it?"
"Master Lu, you should recognize it." Little Loli sneered, "It's a persecution paranoia, it's self-confident, and it always feels that everyone covets Yushan for something."
"I recognize it..." Xiao Biao was thinking, "I just need to find another battlefield leader who agrees to my request, and then I can rent and sell peach trees?"
"Well, in principle it is."
Xiao Biao hung up the phone, jumped off the window sill, opened the door and went out.
Young Master Lu also lives in this hotel, right next door to Xiao Biao, so Xiao Biao decided to find him first.
He stretched out his claws and knocked on the door. After a short while, there was a low hum of deer in the room, and then the door opened.
The entrance is a sika deer with huge antlers.
"Deer, Lu Shao?" Xiao Biao didn't dare to recognize him. Yesterday he saw a humanoid 1.9-meter Lu Shao dressed in a black robe.
"Um
Xiao Biao twitched a bit, but didn't answer.
"Oh?" Nantuhuang stretched out his paw and poked Xiao Biao, "Why are you a shriveled eggplant? Is it so difficult for you to say something?"
Xiao Biao bit his hand and said nothing.
Nantuhuang narrowed his eyes, and he keenly smelled an unusual smell.
In a blink of an eye, the dreamy alpaca came in front of him.
"Avoid!" It stretched out its hoof to chase away the little hedgehog, pulled the little hedgehog's chair and sat down, staring at Xiao Biao, "Are you a mage?"
"I'm a civet cat." Xiao Biao put down his small claws, and looked at the dreamy alpaca with his green eyes, "Uncle Alpaca, your fur is so white."
"My hair is white? I don't have the white hair of your rabbit." The dreamy alpaca snorted.
"That's right, your fur is knotted, but our Southern Rabbit Emperor's fur is soft and smooth."
"..." Dreamy alpaca narrowed its eyes, it has always been strong and unyielding, even in its hair, "So what if it's soft and smooth? My hair is very warm."
"It's strange, are you here to sell wool to me?" Xiao Biao looked suspicious, and the suspicion was very serious, with a very serious expression.
The dreamy alpaca knocked on the table and roared: "You are pretending to be a mage, let me tell the truth!"
Xiao Biao turned pale in shock, the cat's legs took two steps back, its tail was raised high, and it looked at the alpaca in shock: "What are you talking about, I'm just a little civet cat!"
Dreaming alpaca heard this, its eyes lit up, and its front hooves tapped on the table, with a proud face: "Since you are not a mage..." Dreaming alpaca turned to look at Nan Tuhuang, "Then Jinxiu Mountain City lied about the mage What should I do about it?"
"No lie!" Nan Tuhuang became anxious, and stretched out his claws to poke Gu Xiaobiao, "Little civet cat, are you going to drop the chain for me?"
Xiao Biao turned his head and gave Nantuhuang a calm look.
Nan Tuhuang frowned, and sat still, but its three-petal mouth was still wriggling irritably, it seemed to be chewing something, and it was very nervous, although there was nothing in its mouth.
"What do you want to do?" Xiao Biao asked the dreamy alpaca.
"Since the responsible pets in Jinxiu Mountain City are not responsible enough, I will be in charge of your community from now on." Dreamy Alpaca raised a hoof, looked at his hoof, and said lightly.
"You're dreaming!" Nan Tu Huang jumped up and down angrily.
"Where is your mage?" Dreamy alpaca smiled, "I have lived for a long time, and I have seen many pets who covet the reputation of the best community, but this is the first time I see you like this, for some prizes, I really don't want to lose face .”
"Buy an ant castle, and said that two hundred ants have been petted in the community..." Xiao Biao meowed, in a moderate voice, "It's really for some prizes, I don't even want to lose my face..."
The dreamy alpaca raised its eyebrows, stretched out its hooves to push Xiao Biao: "You kitty!"
Seeing the alpaca's hooves coming, Xiao Biao thought to himself, that's it!
He didn't even try to hide, but went up to meet him, and got a heavy hoof on his chest, and Xiao Biao flew out like a cat.
After flying out, Xiao Biao also knew that his performance was too exaggerated and a bit fake.
Because of the wind, he almost flew out of the pet hall.
"Huh?" The dreamy alpaca looked down at its hooves, and the next second it realized that it had been touched.
Xiao Biao lay on the ground, crying and complaining: "Okay, I am the sorcerer you are looking for, are you satisfied! I don't want to say, I don't want to say it, I have to say it."
"Huh? Playing tricks with me?" Dreamy Alpaca smiled angrily, and walked towards Xiao Biao step by step, "Young cat, I want to teach you a principle of being a pet!"
Xiao Biao didn't talk to the dreamy alpaca, and said to himself: "How many enemies out there know that we have a mage in Yushan, and they want to kill me... You don't think about me, don't you think about Yushan? Do you have a sense of collective honor!"
"Collective sense of honor?" The alpaca was stunned for a moment, "I value collective sense of honor the most!"
Xiao Biao meowed at the top of his voice: "You insist on forcing me to admit that I am a mage, so I admit it, and when I am killed, you will still have fun!"
The dreamy alpaca laughed angrily when he saw Xiao Biao's mischief, and stretched out his hoof to step on Xiao Biao.
"It's all right now!" Xiao Biao rolled over on the spot, slamming his paws on the ground, "I've become a target! I know, I know, you're an alpaca... But Yushan doesn't produce alpacas at all... "
After Xiao Biao said this, he frantically gave Nantuhuang a wink.
Nan Tuhuang frowned, trying to understand Xiao Biao's meaning, but he might not be able to understand because of his limited ability.
Xiao Biao sighed secretly, the little kingfisher was still easy to use, and the Nantuhuang had been held up all the time, and he would not pick up on him at all, and he had no tacit understanding with himself.
The dreamy alpaca walked up to Xiao Biao, and stepped on Xiao Biao's arm: "Are you acting in a TV series? What's in the cat's head? Who wants to kill you? What kind of mage are you and me here?"
"Pretending to be a mage?" Xiao Biao raised his claws with tears in his eyes, "Look..."
The pink and tender cat's paws were covered with a thin layer of ice: "Am I a mage?"
"Hahahaha, this is called a mage?" The dreamy alpaca raised its head and laughed, "You are so funny."
The little hedgehog who had been standing nearby also burst out laughing.
Xiao Biao turned his head to look at the little hedgehog with cold eyes.
The little hedgehog was taken aback, but he didn't lose the favor. He straightened his eyes and stared back: "If you want a magician, then I'm still an archer!"
After saying this, the little hedgehog bent down to gather energy, hummed and choked, and a spike flew out of its buttocks, shooting directly into the wall of the pet hall.
"Did you see it?" Dreamy Alpaca stretched out its hoof and pointed at the little hedgehog. "Its thorns can still leave its body and be used as arrows. How about you? There is a layer of ice on the paws, what can you do? Ice mineral water?"
Xiao Biao looked at his claws innocently, then stretched out his claws calmly, pointed at the wall of the pet hall, and a slug of ice shot out along the tip of the claw, and directly pierced into the wall.
Just next to the spines of the little hedgehog.
"..." The dreamy alpaca froze.
"Is that so?" Xiao Biao looked up at the dreamy alpaca.
"Small tricks..." Dreamy Alpaca frowned, "Do you think the enemy will stand there like a wall and be hit by you?"
"It's true." Xiao Biao nodded, pondering, "That should be like this..."
Xiao Biao stretched out his claws at the dreamy alpaca.
The dreamy alpaca took a step back abruptly, moving its left and right hooves staggered sideways, avoiding Xiao Biao's ice arrow.
After dodging, the dreamy alpaca laughed loudly: "I told you, tricks are useless!"
"I'll come again!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and slapped the ground, a [-] cm wide icicle hit the dreamy alpaca along the ground.
The dreamy alpaca moved around, but it was inconvenient among the many tables and chairs. After struggling for a few seconds, its hooves were still frozen.
"Mum..." Dreamy alpaca breathed heavily with its nose, and with a few crisp clicks, it broke free from the ice that froze its hooves, "That's all!"
"Indeed, I'm still too weak." Xiao Biao bowed his head, his face sighed, "I'm a cat for three months, and it's only been a month since I was confirmed as a mage..."
"Heh..." The dreamy alpaca sneered.
A red-crowned crane looked at Xiao Biao with excitement in its eyes: "You are really a mage!"
The dreamy alpaca snorted: "Even if you are a mage, you are still a rookie mage."
"I'm indeed a chicken mage cat." Xiao Biao leaned back, leaning against a table leg. He raised his eyes and looked at the red-crowned crane behind the table, looking at him. The cat's claws snapped out two nails, "the enemy I also know how weak I am, and want to kill me before I grow up. In just one month, I was plotted against twice, and the second time was even more excessive. More than ten pets in the community were forced to take me with me. Entering the battlefield... I know, they brought so many pets into the battlefield together to find me..."
"The battlefield?" The red-crowned crane gasped, "If I remember correctly, it is legal for humans to kill pets on the battlefield..."
Xiao Biao nodded: "Is it scary? They don't know who the mage is, so they would rather kill them by mistake than let them go. The brothers refused to betray me, so they were hunted down one by one. I almost hurt the brothers in the community..."
"My God, this is a massacre!" The red-crowned crane stood up suddenly, and slapped its wings on the table, "Too much bullying!"
"Who spread the news that there is a mage in Jinxiu Mountain City? It is definitely not the favorite of our community. They all know that I am a mage. If they really spread the news, they will definitely spread the news that I am a mage..." Xiao Biao Maozhuo wiped away tears, "I didn't know who the traitor was before, but today when I arrived at the Pet Hall, there was a pet aggressively forcing me to reveal my identity. I couldn't help but doubt the pet who forced me to show up..."
"Who is it? Who forced you to show up?!" The red-crowned crane asked angrily.
"..." Xiao Biao's movement of wiping his tears froze, annoyed, is it so obvious that he can't see it?
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Biao understood that in a world without fans, you can only rely on yourself.
He glanced at the dreamy alpaca with fear in his eyes, and poured dirty water on the dreamy alpaca without hesitation: "Don't force me, uncle alpaca!"
"You're talking nonsense!" The dreamy alpaca was completely angry, "Are you implying that I am a traitor to Yushan?! You little cat, can I use tricks to harm you?"
"A dozen of our pets stayed in the battlefield for several days and nights, fighting against the enemy..." Xiao Biao choked up, ignoring the alpaca's defense, "They are protecting me with their lives, for the honor of Yushan ..."
Xiao Biao directly upgraded himself to the honor of Yushan.
"Indeed." Young Master Lu who was sitting at the head of the podium suddenly said, "A while ago, more than a dozen pets from the Jinxiu Mountain City community strayed into the battlefield together."
As soon as Young Master Lu finished speaking, the old Lu on the rostrum began to cough crazily.
Young Master Lu frowned and stopped talking.
After the coughing on the rostrum stopped, the old deer said slowly: "Now is a peaceful age, little civet cat, you worry too much, no one will frame you."
Xiao Biao stood up, with a look of grievance on his face, but he stubbornly refused to let the tears flow, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees: "Old Lu, I feel relieved when you say that, not for anything else, just because I believe in you! "
The old deer nodded, stretched out his hoof and pointed at the dreamy alpaca: "Aren't you going back to your seat?"
The dreamy alpaca stared wide-eyed, stuck its neck and said, "What do you mean? This dirty water just splashed on me like this?"
"..." The old deer frowned.
The dreamy alpaca turned its head to look at Xiao Biao, extremely angry, raised its front hooves high, and was about to step on Xiao Biao: "I harmed you? Are you still using external force?"
Xiao Biao jumped up and turned over, his green eyes looked at the two alpaca hooves raised high: "Do you want to fight?"
The alpaca's hoof fell in front of his eyes in an instant, Xiao Biao jumped forward suddenly, dodging the hoof, he turned back to face the alpaca, and patted his tail on the ground.
"Little raccoon cat, I will turn you into a cat pancake today!" The alpaca kicked the ground and rushed towards Xiao Biao with all its strength. The table and chairs beside him fell over with a clatter.
"You forced me." Xiao Biao let out a pre-battle meow, and finally patted the ground with his tail.
A bit of icy blue appeared on the tip of the furry tail, and in the next second, the icy blue expanded rapidly, and in just two breaths, the entire pet hall became an ice cellar.
As for the dreamy alpaca, except for the white alpaca's head, the rest of its body parts were all sealed in the ice.
"Mum?!" The dreamy alpaca looked surprised.
What's going on? What's going on?The fighting power of this little civet cat soared several ranks in an instant!
He was obviously very weak just now!
There was no sound in the great hall, and all the pets were dazzled by the icy blue covering. It took seven or eight seconds before they came back to their senses and hurriedly climbed onto the tables and chairs to avoid being caught. The icicles on the ground froze my little feet.
After tidying up, the pets continued to stare at Xiao Biao and Dreamy Alpaca intently. Fragmented discussions gradually sounded, and everyone lowered their voices, discussing while watching. The entire pet hall was filled with the tension of a storytelling theater.
"Go back to your seat..." Lao Lu sighed, sitting on the chair with his buttocks, his two hind hooves raised in the air, and his eyes swept over the icicles on the ground, "It's really cold in this auditorium."
"Mum..." The hair on the dreamy alpaca's face turned red, and it finally broke free from the shackles of the ice.
After the ice fell to the ground, the dreamy alpaca raised its eyes and stared at Xiao Biao viciously. After panting a few times, it raised its hooves, turned around and walked straight towards the gate of the auditorium: "It's too cold, I'm leaving .”
"Dream alpaca!" the old deer growled.
The dreamy alpaca's footsteps didn't stop at all, walking fast.
Xiao Biao chased the alpaca from behind: "Uncle Alpaca, your fur keeps you warm, what are you afraid of..."
In a blink of an eye, an alpaca and a cat left the gate of the synagogue, and Nan Tuhuang also chased them out panting.
Outside the door of the pet hall, the dreamy alpaca turned its head and stared at Xiao Biao, never mentioning the fact that he was frozen: "Little civet cat, you and I have no grudges in the future, why do you want to frame me?"
Xiao Biao sat on the top of the steps, looking at the dreamy alpaca: "Isn't the enmity all due to hard work? After today, don't we both have it?"
"..." The irascible alpaca raised a front hoof and tried to kick Xiao Biao again.
With a whistling sound, the wind picked up, and the icicles scattered from under Xiao Biao's buttocks again.
The alpaca withdrew its hooves suddenly, and took several steps back: "Okay, I have you, little civet cat!"
The alpaca turned around and left!
Seeing the alpaca go away, Nan Tuhuang grabbed Xiao Biao's arm with a puzzled look on his face: "Did you really frame the dream alpaca?"
"What is framing?" Xiao Biao scratched his white scarf and curled his mouth, "Didn't you ask me to vent your anger for you? Then what can I do? Go up and scratch it? I am a mage, and I want to establish the image of a quiet and beautiful cat of!"
Nan Tuhuang seemed to realize something: "Yes, this is not called framing, maybe... it should be called political persecution?"
"Bah!" Xiao Biao patted Nantuhuang on the head with his paw.
Nan Tuhuang nimbly avoided Xiao Biao's claws: "I just want you to beat it up, but if you frame it, it will be difficult for the alpaca to stand up in the future."
While talking, Nan Tuhuang's eyes were shining, and he tried his best to suppress his excitement.
"Are you worried about the dreamy alpaca? You are this kind of rabbit?" Xiao Biao didn't pay attention to Nantuhuang's expression, "Don't you want to climb up? Your colleagues don't make mistakes, how can you climb up?"
"What you said seems to make sense, but the three views seem not to be correct..." Nan Tuhuang put his paws on his chest, and began to say, "That alpaca is so pitiful, it can't be humiliated, you can't understand Understand?"
Xiao Biao stroked his snow-white millet hair, but said nothing.Are you really going too far?
There was a pattering sound in his ear, and Xiao Biao looked back at Nantuhuang, and saw Nantuhuang typing on the touch screen with his mobile phone.
"Using unwarranted charges to frame my colleagues in order to achieve my goal of climbing the ranks, I think my shortcoming is that my skin is not as thick as the little civet cat, and my heart is not as dark as the little civet cat..." Nan Tuhuang worked hard to take notes, "Those who achieve great things, You can’t be heroic and short-tempered, and be kind to a woman, you have to be steady and ruthless... But what about dreams? Where should the dream of benefiting pets go, whether to succumb to one's own desires, or face up to difficulties and make a lotus flower that is not stained by mud..."
Xiao Biao listened to Nan Tuhuang's small mouth, stretched out his claws and patted Nan Tuhuang's shoulder: "Don't analyze it, don't analyze it."
"No, I have to work hard to improve..." Nantuhuang continued to type on his mobile phone, "Remember, after the conference, go to receive the prize for the best community."
Xiao Biao was too lazy to talk to Nan Tuhuang, he glanced at the entrance of the auditorium, and saw two 1.9-meter tall men in black robes standing at the door.
One of them was Lu Shao, and the other Xiao Biao didn't recognize him, but these two big men obviously came out after Xiao Biao.
Seeing Xiao Biao looking this way, Young Master Lu walked towards Xiao Biao together with the big man beside him.
"This is a friend from the police station at the headquarters of the Pet Association." Young Master Lu put his hooves in his pockets and introduced him to Xiao Biao with a cool look.
Xiao Biao greeted the 1.9-meter tall man: "Hello."
The big man didn't reply to Xiao Biao's words, but smiled lightly. He heard the voice was female and couldn't see his face clearly.
She nodded slightly, nodded to Xiao Biao, turned around and walked into the pet hall.
Lu Shao glanced at the big one, frowned slightly: "There are many things."
"Young Master Lu, why did people from the police station come to the Yushan Conference?" Xiao Biao asked.
"They want to have a foot in everything, wandering around all day, in the name of recruiting police reserve, spying on the privacy of local pet associations." Lu Shao patted the folds of his black robe, "I'll go back first .”
"it is good."
Xiao Biao watched as Lu Shao entered the door of the pet hall. The door hadn't closed yet, and the magnetic 1.9-meter man came out alone again just now.
Still not showing her face, she walked up to Xiao Biao, covered her hands with her sleeves, and handed Xiao Biao a business card.
"Xi Yu..." Xiao Biao looked at the thin golden body clearly.
"Add me on WeChat, same phone number." The voice was thin.
Xiao Biao nodded the cat's head, and raised his head to look at the female's face. In the black robe, only the sharp chin was seen, and it was still shining with a dark luster.
The female found that Xiao Biao was peeping at her, lowered her head a little, chuckled, turned and left.
Sunset moon rises, night falls.
Nantuhuang went back to the hotel to rest, while Xiao Biao went out in the dark.
He is going to the silver lady's appointment.
After touching the antivenom in his pocket, Xiao Biao felt relieved. He trot along the route he drove during the day, and after running for nearly half an hour, he arrived at the gate of Yushan Tower.
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pushed open the door.
The moonlight was very bright, making the room even more gloomy.
Xiao Biao didn't look at those coffins and photos, and went directly to the third floor.
"Senior?" Xiao Biao stood in front of Yin Niangzi's coffin, meowing in a low voice.
As soon as the voice fell, a gust of wind blew out from under the coffin, wrapping a swirl of dust.
Xiao Biao took a step back and respectfully said to the dusty Xuaner: "Hi senior, I'm here as promised. Do you want to pass on my magic weapon or tell me the secret of cultivation? Come on, I'm ready."
"Not at all." Dust Xuan'er said, with a cool voice, "I just want to see you, and see what the current great mage of Yushan looks like."
"..."
Xiao Biaomao has a complex face, and he dared to run so far in the middle of the night just to let people see his face.There are so many raccoon cats in the world, and they all look about the same. There is really no need to look at them this way.
"Oh." Dust Xuan'er sighed, "Seeing you reminds me of my childhood."
"Really? Senior misses his childhood?" Xiao Biao took out the prepared roasted frog from his pocket and placed it in front of the coffin.
There are still three catties of nails in the broken boat, Xiao Biao can't believe that the previous great mage doesn't have anything in stock!
"It's such a familiar smell..." Dust Xuan'er twisted in the air, "Xiaosheng, you have a heart, but I haven't eaten anything in 20 years."
"So long? Are you not hungry?" Xiao Biao was surprised.
"I'm hurt, I don't have the slightest appetite, I'd rather die than live, and I don't care if I'm hungry or not." Dust Xuan'er sighed, unaware that he had slipped his mouth, "I just breathe into the moon every day , I don’t have any food at all.”
Xiao Biao keenly captured "breathing on the moon", and couldn't help asking: "Senior, can breathing on the moon really increase your cultivation?"
"It helps a little, but it's better than nothing." Dust Xuan'er turned around, as if looking at the moon outside the window, "The energy of the moon is very soft. Breathing on the moon can clarify your mind and see your nature. In order to help, the first recommendation is to have a good master."
"What's the reason?" Xiao Biao was at a loss, "Do pets rely on their masters to cultivate?"
Dust Xuan'er nodded: "We can absorb the master's aura, which is much faster than absorbing the aura of heaven and earth and exhaling on the moon."
Xiao Biao's cat's eyes widened, why did it sound so evil, like a demon!
Dust Xuan'er whirled in the air, and continued to speak: "The stronger the master's spiritual power, the faster it can be absorbed, and the faster his cultivation will grow."
"Will that cause harm to the master?" Xiao Biao scratched his ear.
There was a chuckle in the whirl of dust: "How could it be, what is sucked is spiritual power, not life force."
"..."
Xiao Biao always felt that something was wrong. Sucking on anything was smoking, even on other people.
"Once upon a time, I had a master..." Chenchen Xuan'er sighed and told a sad story.
The gist of the story is that when Yin Niangzi was young, in order to practice, she followed a handsome male master who could draw talismans.
The male master has very high spiritual power, and talks to Yin Niangzi every day, and Yin Niangzi follows him, and her cultivation is increasing day by day.
Until one day, the male host thought that the silver lady was getting bigger and bigger, so he got a wine jar and soaked the silver lady in it, and it was still alive.
Xiao Biao touched his arm, goosebumps arose: "Live bubbles?"
"Well, I lived in the wine tank for a long time, and then I escaped when the talisman was broken. After recuperating, I turned back into a little snake and went back to find the master." The voice of the silver lady suddenly became angry. "The master is so unlucky that he even raised another coral snake."
"..."
Xiao Biao really didn't understand why there was any reason to be jealous, anyway, everyone used it for making wine.
The silver lady's voice was trembling, as if she was crying: "I'm very angry. I wanted to summon a strong wind to blow down the master's house, but found that I had been soaked in wine for too long, and my brain was numb. The mage mobilized the elements of heaven and earth, It needs to be controlled by thoughts, my brain that smells like old wine can't be controlled by the wind."
Xiao Biao stretched out his single claw and patted his forehead, not knowing what to say for a while.
Drinking alcohol hurts the body, and soaking in wine hurts the body even more.
"In the past 20 years, I locked myself up, quit drinking, and fasted. Although my body still smelled of alcohol, now I can control the wind again, and I can summon the overwhelming wind like it was back then. I am even stronger than before. powerful."
"Congratulations, senior."
"The day after tomorrow, I will be able to leave here." Yinniang's tone was so passionate and full of emotions that she completely forgot to cover up the fact that she did not die, "The day after tomorrow, I will go to take revenge."
"A private fight? With humans?" Xiao Biao's dark green pupils stood up, "Then even if you win, you will be hunted down by the Pet Association, right?"
"I don't care." Yin Niangzi's voice was cold, "After I leave, Yushan will be handed over to you."
"...This burden is a bit heavy."
Yin Niangzi paused, Dust whirled her body in the air, and spoke again after a while: "It's been 20 years since Yushan gave birth to a mage like you."
Xiao Biao changed the subject: "Senior wants to take revenge, but do you have the confidence to win against him?"
"Naturally."
"Then you have the confidence to escape the pursuit of the Pet Association?"
"Of course not." Dust Xuan'er twisted his body again, "With Elder Shen here, whoever it wants to catch, how can it escape?"
"Elder Shen?" This is the second time Xiao Biao has heard the name of Elder Shen. "Could it be that he is the number one expert in the pet world?"
Dust Xuan'er swayed his body again: "You can't say that, I can only say that it is the number one master in the unhidden world."
"Unhidden world?"
"You know the neighborhood in Jinxiu Mountain City, right?" Yin Niangzi suddenly threw out the name of the neighborhood where Xiao Biao lived.
"know."
"Behind the community, there is a small mountain, and there is a hermit hidden in that mountain. Although that mountain is within the boundaries of our Yushan Mountain, my old deer brother never dared to take care of that mountain. Things in the mountains."
Xiao Biao looked curious, he didn't know the mountain legend at the door of this house: "Senior, do you know what kind of pet is hiding in that mountain?"
"Everything can be said, some about foxes, some about roosters, and some about jackals..." Dust paused for a while, and then continued, "I only know that there is a big pet, but I don't know the specifics. There are countless places in the world where hermit pets live like this."
Xiao Biao nodded, thought for a while, and planned to put on the grass-leaf hat and go for a walk around the back mountain in stealth.
"I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. I had a good chat with you today." Dust Xuan'er nodded at Xiao Biao, "I'm going, no matter what the result is, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back. Use it, I'll give it all to you."
Come, come, Xiao Biao's eyes lit up.
There was the sound of rinsing from under the coffin, and a small package was dragged by the air on the ground and transported to Xiao Biao.
Xiao Biao also disappeared, and stretched out his claws to untie the burden.
After flipping through the contents of the package twice, Xiao Biao looked sideways at the moonlight outside the window.
Corona snake doesn't know where to find so many medicines, ganoderma lucidum, ginseng, and even deer antler. I don't know if her old deer brother knows about it...
It's just that the color is not good.
"Senior, you should keep these things for yourself to heal your wounds." Xiao Biao didn't want to take them. Firstly, the medicines are not valuable for collection. Second, Silver Lady is going to take revenge. In case of revenge injury, these medicinal materials are still helpful to Silver Lady. of.
At that time, the main reason was that Xiao Biao disliked the fineness of medicines.
"If I go here, I will either be soaked in wine by the heartless master, or locked into the peach forest by the pet association..." Dust Xuan calmly seemed to be saying something about not petting, "These medicinal materials can't help me."
"It's always better to talk than nothing."
"..." Dust whirlpool was silent for a short while, then suddenly smiled, "Xiaosheng, you are a good boy, so I can rest assured."
"Ok?"
"This thing is useless to me, leave it to you."
There was a sound of vomiting from under the coffin, and then a silver pill slowly floated out.
"..." Xiao Biao looked at Dan Wan floating in front of him with a hala, and didn't know what to do for a moment.
This should be the Dan of Coral Snake, can it be spit out by itself?
"I..." Dust Xuan'er faintly lost shape, and his voice obviously weakened, "I'm going now, with the heart of death, I leave this thing to you, you'll be useful..."
"Senior..." Xiao Biao's face was complicated, the Coral Snake was too kind to him, "I can't accept this thing."
"Take it, help me take care of... Yushan."
Xiao Biao's green eyes trembled, and the cat's heart seemed to be touched by a soft hand.
The strong smell of alcohol emanated from the bottom of the coffin, Xiao Biao understood and spit out this pill, the silver lady was not as calm and breezy as she showed.
After a long time of silence, Xiao Biao cleared his throat and spoke again: "Senior, I have a proposal."
"Huh?" Lady Yin coughed twice, "What do you propose?"
Xiao Biao controlled the wind with his claws, and slowly pushed Dan Wan back: "In the battlefield, it is legal for humans to kill pets."
"Correct."
"In contrast, spoiling someone will not be sanctioned."
"Yes."
"Senior, you're leaving the day after tomorrow, right?"
"That's right..." The Coral Snake was at a loss, not knowing what Xiao Biao was going to say.
"I'll come to you tomorrow night, promise me, don't leave before then." Xiao Biao pushed the herbal cloth bag under the coffin, "Senior, I'll go and think of a way to get the best of both worlds for you, so that you can take revenge. You can also protect yourself."
"What nonsense are you talking about, ahem... There is no way to get the best of both worlds." The silver lady was a little anxious, "You can't mess around, you are Yushan's hope, Dan Wan, you accept it."
Xiao Biao had already turned his head and ran downstairs.
The whirlpool of dust fell to the ground suddenly, and a small silver-white snake crawled out from under the coffin, chasing after Xiao Biao to go downstairs. went back.
The next morning, Xiao Biao stood at the window, waiting for the sun to rise.
Behind Xiao Biao was Nantuhuang who was lying on the bed and sleeping in a ball of mud.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." Nan Tuhuang buried his head in the quilt and snored.
Xiao Biao listened to the even and rhythmic snoring behind him, and watched the sun climb up the clouds little by little.
"It's almost there." Xiao Biao lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number he found in the phone book he got from the hotel, "Is it the Pet Association police station? I'm looking for little loli!"
There were several questioning barking sounds from the other end of the phone.
Xiao Biao scratched his head: "It's just a boy who looks like a girl, and he has braids."
"Woof woof, woof woof!"
"Is he not at the police station now? He's not a police officer?" Xiao Biao was puzzled, "Then can I ask for his phone number? I'm his friend, little raccoon cat. Okay, okay, I'll wait for his call."
Fifteen minutes later, Little Lolita called, and her voice was very cheerful: "Little civet cat, I am planting trees in Taolin, ah, yes, I am not a police officer, I am one level above the police officer, I... barely It's the warden of the prison..."
"You are in charge of everything on the battlefield?"
Little Lolita responded with a smile: "There are three pets in the battlefield, and I am one of them."
"I have something to discuss with you..." Xiao Biao meowed, "It's about my compensation to Taolin, and the solution to Taolin's lack of pet criminals."
"Huh?" Little Lolita was very surprised, "You really paid for it."
"Of course, that's public property..." Xiao Biao spoke sincerely, holding the phone and meowing. He first explained his crime and expressed his deep remorse. Then he asked for the address of the police station and decided to sell the online shopping The sapling mailed it over, and finally spoke out about the solution to pet criminals.
"Shall we rent out the peach tree?" Xiao Biao asked tentatively.
"What?" Little Lolita was stunned, "Peach tree for rent?"
"The battlefield has not opened for a long time, and it is easy to intensify the conflict between pets and humans, but we can't find so many criminal pets to replace them in a short time. Why don't those pets who voluntarily enter the peach forest pay some money and rent a tree? They lock."
"Are you stupid? How can a pet do this?"
"Of course there are, some pets want to practice martial arts, go in and make gestures with humans..." Xiao Biao said nonsense, "And we are not locking prisoners, but renting peach trees, and they can earn extra money. They rent up to After a period of time, he will be kicked out of Taolin."
"On the battlefield, humans can kill pets." Little Loli sneered, "How can pets pay for their deaths?"
"If you don't believe me, leave this to me, and I'll help you find a pet who is willing to go." Xiao Biao softly said, "The sooner the Taolin problem is solved, the sooner I will feel at ease."
"Can it work..." Little Loli hesitated.
"can."
"Okay... have you met my colleague?" Xiao Luoli described the characteristics of her colleague, "it's the woman who speaks softly and is not good at acting."
Xiao Biao tried his best to recall, but he had never seen any women who were not good at acting with a soft voice.
"She went to the Yushan Conference, you should be at the Yushan Conference now, right?" Little Lolita's voice was full of doubts, "Didn't you see her?"
The 1.9-meter tall man he saw at the gate of the conference yesterday appeared in Xiao Biao's mind instantly.
It was a female in a black robe, her face couldn't be seen, she just smiled, but she didn't feel her voice was artificial.
"What happened to her?" Xiao Biao asked.
"The three pets are in charge of the battlefield affairs. If there is any decision, the two pets must agree together. You can go to her, she is very talkative." Little Lolita tsk her mouth, "But your Yushan, just It's hard to talk."
"Yushan? Who is it?"
"Master Lu, you should recognize it." Little Loli sneered, "It's a persecution paranoia, it's self-confident, and it always feels that everyone covets Yushan for something."
"I recognize it..." Xiao Biao was thinking, "I just need to find another battlefield leader who agrees to my request, and then I can rent and sell peach trees?"
"Well, in principle it is."
Xiao Biao hung up the phone, jumped off the window sill, opened the door and went out.
Young Master Lu also lives in this hotel, right next door to Xiao Biao, so Xiao Biao decided to find him first.
He stretched out his claws and knocked on the door. After a short while, there was a low hum of deer in the room, and then the door opened.
The entrance is a sika deer with huge antlers.
"Deer, Lu Shao?" Xiao Biao didn't dare to recognize him. Yesterday he saw a humanoid 1.9-meter Lu Shao dressed in a black robe.
"Um
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