I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

After hanging up the phone, the man saw Xiao Biao standing at the window.

Xiao Biao was a small one, his hairy face was full of vigilance, his ears turned into airplane ears, and he was sizing up the man.

The man frowned, why did the kitten come back?

Thinking of his sister crying and fussing all the time because of the lost kitten, and now she was finally coaxed to sleep, the man tried his best to put on a kind face.

Even though he was not good at getting along with small animals, he still talked to Xiao Biao patiently: "Ge Ge said, you protected her from the bad cats?"

Hearing this, Xiao Biao blushed for a while, but now his face was covered with hairs, and he couldn't tell it was blushing.

"It's a little help meow, I'm so sorry meow that Ye Daddy broke the glass of your house." Xiao Biao said to himself, regardless of whether the man could understand or not.

The man rubbed his eyes, and saw the cat in front of him meowing at him solemnly, feeling a pain in his head being pricked by a needle.

In this world, even animals work so hard.

No wonder when I asked the manager for leave just now, the manager scolded him for not being as good as the one in the company...

Not as good as the temporary clerk who is in charge of showing cuteness - the little Shiba Inu.

Feeling sad, the man stretched out his hand and took out another piece of paper from the paper beside him, pressed his nose and blew it.

"Meow meow meow meow." Xiao Biao was still meowing, raising a claw from time to time, making a gesture of pointing the country, "That day I was the same as before, squatting on the top of a high wall, Ye Daddy just now After teaching that Samoyed, Grid appeared..."

The man stood up, walked into the kitchen and took out two ham sausages from the refrigerator. When he came back, Xiao Biao was still meowing at the window.

"It was too late to say that, Ye Daddy's claws were right in front of my eyes, Ge Ge was at the critical moment, I jumped off the wall and ran to Ye Daddy, am I afraid? I'm not afraid!"

"Do you want to eat ham?" The man held both sides of the ham with both hands and twisted it hard, "I don't know what you are meowing about, I'm afraid you are hungry."

Xiao Biao closed his cat's mouth, maybe he hasn't talked to anyone for too long, the social circle is full of animals that are not in the same chat channel, which makes him too lonely.

Tilting the cat's head, his eyes fell on the ham sausage.

"Come and eat." The man unscrewed the ham sausage and squeezed out the ham meat, "You must be hungry after eating and sleeping in the open."

"Meow." Xiao Biao stepped over the glassless window and jumped to the man's side lightly.

The man gave the unscrewed ham sausage to Xiao Biao, picked up another one, unscrewed it again, and opened his mouth to eat.

While eating, he talked: "In our business, as long as there is performance, it doesn't matter whether you sit or not... It's just me. As long as I don't go to the company, I have to ask the manager for leave... Maybe I really don't do this job material..."

Xiao Biao raised his cat eyes and glanced at the man.

He turned his head and looked at the sofa again.

The man's suit jacket was thrown on the sofa, with a white shirt under the jacket, and a blue tie hanging on the armrest of the sofa.

Xiao Biao estimated the man's occupation.

It's not selling houses, it's selling insurance.

"Our company has a small Shiba Inu. Many customers like it. The manager told me today..." The man threw away the ham sausage skin, reached out and took out another tissue, wiped his nose, and said in a muffled voice, "It's not as good as a dog. Dog."

Xiao Biao kept his head down and ate the ham sausage without saying a word.

The man opened his mouth, but couldn't close it: "Our manager is beautiful and has good performance. In her opinion, the company hired me, which is a waste of the company's resources."

Xiao Biao speeded up his sausage eating.

After eating a sausage, the man was still nagging.

Xiao Biao was a little thirsty and wanted to drink water, so he stretched out a paw and pressed the man's hand on the ground, trying to stop the man from speaking.

The man looked down at the little claws on the back of his hand, the soft and warm touch made him feel strange and novel, his heart was itchy, and an inexplicable joy rose from the depths of his heart.

"Is this comforting me?" The man's eyes sparkled.

Xiao Biao withdrew his claws, and meowed softly: "You are too wordy, meow."

"It's just some chores at work, don't worry about me, you kitty is really spiritual." The man's lips trembled slightly.

Xiao Biao turned around and jumped to the tea table not far away, stretched out his claws and patted a glass on the tea table.

"Do you want to drink water?"

"Well, meow."

The man got up quickly, picked up the water glass and poured Xiao Biao a glass of water.

The glass was long and thin, and Xiao Biao had only taken two sips when the cat's head got stuck in the rim, and the little tongue couldn't reach the water inside.

Xiao Biao thought for a while, then squatted down beside the water cup, stretched out a small paw, dipped it into the cup, and dipped it into the water to drink.

Dip it and lick it.

The little paws also became white and clean.

"You're dirty, you need to take a bath." The man sat on the sofa, looked down at Xiao Biao, brought his nose closer, and sniffed twice, "There's still a bad smell."

Xiao Biao knew what he smelled like. After he came up from the koi pond, he smelled of water, and he was licked by the old Jingba with bad breath, and then he lay wet on the refrigerator for half a night. He has been working hard to clean himself, but with only a small cat tongue, his ability is limited after all.

"Let me take you to take a shower." The man tentatively reached out to grab Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao didn't move, letting the man rest his elbows with both hands.

The man hugged Xiao Biao, a look of surprise flashed across his face.

Such a cute pet doesn't look like a wild cat at all.

The man took Xiao Biao to the bathroom, opened the valve of the water heater, and started to turn on hot water.During the period, he picked up a bottle of body wash and smelled it, and picked up a bottle of shampoo to smell it.

In the end, he put the body wash and shampoo aside, and turned off the hot water tap: "I'll go downstairs and borrow a pet body wash for you. Humans may not be suitable for you."

Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, this idea is reliable!

"Are you going with me?" The man asked Xiao Biao tentatively.

The disgusting face of the puppet cat downstairs flashed in Xiao Biaomao's mind, and he jumped onto the man's shoulder with a vertical leap.

"Oh?" The man was startled, and afraid that Xiao Biao would not be able to stand firmly on his shoulders, he stretched out a hand to protect Xiao Biao's cat body.

This Saturday, Xia Xue is cleaning up at home.

When the man went, she had just gone out to throw out the trash and hadn't entered the house yet.

"Pet bath liquid? Yes." Xia Xue looked at Xiao Biao standing on the man's shoulder, her eyes sparkled, "Lin An, how did you teach him to stand on his shoulder? I also want my princess to stand on his shoulder. "

Only now did Xiao Biao know that this man's name was Lin An.

"This..." Lin An reached out and took Xiao Biao off his shoulder, "I didn't teach it, it jumped up by itself."

Xia Xue looked envious: "This cat has such a good personality."

"Very sensible."

"Let me wash it for you. Cats don't like to take a bath. You might get scratched for the first time. I happen to have a cat washing bag here, which is anti-scratch and anti-scratch."

"Thank you so much for that."

"They're all old classmates, thank you for what you say." Xia Xue stepped aside to open the door behind her, and let Lin An carry Xiao Biao into the room.

Xia Xue went to the bathroom to put the hot water in first, then took out the body wash, then told Lin An to wait, and she went to the balcony to get the cat washing bag.

When Xia Xue took the cat washing bag and returned to the bathroom, she saw Xiao Biao soaking in the sink full of hot water, rubbing bubbles for herself.

Lin An stood aside, holding a bottle of cat bath liquid in his hand, and was looking down at the dosage for a cat bath: "I seem to have poured too much."