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Miss Mermaid's blue eyes narrowed: "30 years ago, I was at home...my house was in the sea, and there were countless islands in that sea area, all of which were pointed, with jagged boulders... I don't know the name."

After a pause, Miss Mermaid said again: "Anyway, there are boundless seas on all sides, and small islands have names, such as 'Turtle Island', 'Flying Fish Island', 'Octopus Island', etc. I like Octopus Island the most. , There are a lot of octopuses there, I like to eat small ones, there are bean-sized suction cups on the paws, when swallowing, the suction cups suck your gums, throat, can’t go up or down, it’s ecstasy.”

The big rooster interjected: "I also like to eat octopus, which is smooth and has a stronger taste than earthworms."

"I've never eaten earthworms, but I guess it tastes like human intestines, right?" Miss Mermaid blinked her eyes, "They're all very fat, aren't they?"

The big rooster shook his head: "I have never eaten human intestines, but I have eaten pig intestines. The taste of earthworms is nothing like pig intestines."

Xiao Biao covered his head, forcibly interrupted the horrifying food discussion session, and asked Miss Mermaid: "Then how did you get to Mermaid Bay?"

Miss Mermaid scratched her head: "When the sea where my house blows northwest wind, there will always be lost ships breaking in. My second sister sat on the rock and sang, and the lost sailors offered their bodies to her one after another. We have flesh and blood." Let’s eat together. Once, the second sister lost her hand, and the captain drove the boat by himself and ran away against the wind. After a few years, it was still the same captain. He entangled a group of people to break in when the northwest wind blew..."

Miss Mermaid flinched: "It's too scary, they want to eat mermaid roe sauce."

"Mermaid roe sauce?" Xiao Biao scratched his head, "And this thing?!"

"Those people forced my older sisters to conceive, and from here..." Miss Mermaid reached out and touched her mermaid thread, "Cut it off..."

"Is it delicious?" The big cock interrupted again.

Miss Mermaid stared at the cock: "I think eggs are more delicious!"

The big cock licked his mouth: "..."

"We were all caught, and they gave us 'B-ultrasound' with a cold machine." Miss Mermaid fell into a terrifying memory, "My second sister, third sister, fourth sister, fifth sister, and sixth sister , The fish roe was found, and they were all locked up. I was not sexually mature at the time, so I escaped a catastrophe."

"Where's your eldest sister?" Nan Tuhuang interrupted.

"She disappeared a long time ago, and I chased sharks and lost it myself." Miss Mermaid sighed, "She was aggressive since she was a child, and she wanted to flirt with everyone she saw, and she refused to admit defeat, but she was very powerful. If you shoot, you can turn up a ten-meter-high wave. If she was here, we wouldn't be so miserable..."

"How did you escape later?" Xiao Biao asked.

"I didn't escape, I was thrown here by that captain." Miss Mermaid gritted her teeth in hatred, "He said he would come and kill me when I was sexually mature."

"You now..." Xiao Biao aimed at the bulging shell on Miss Mermaid's chest, "Ahem."

"I became sexually mature ten years ago, but the captain never appeared again." Miss Mermaid's blue eyes filled with hot tears, "I hope that he will appear so that I can take revenge, but I am afraid that he will appear... I am afraid I couldn't beat him, I was forced to conceive, then disemboweled and took out the fish roe. Later, I went to the koi pond, I figured it out, you eat me, I eat you, the weak is the plate, since I can't beat him , then run far away, I like koi ponds, I like fried chicken wings..."

Hearing "fried chicken wings", the big rooster flinched and turned its head away.

"I like the two bedrooms and one living room under the koi pond, and I like the civet cat boss, even though he is a family cat..." Miss Mermaid covered her face, big and big pearls slipped from her eye sockets, "I don't care, what are you doing as a mistress? of."

Xiao Biao hurriedly picked up the pearls: "Don't be sad, life will be better in the future... Also, being a mistress is not an honorable thing."

Nan Tuhuang said abruptly: "Mermaid roe sauce, isn't it green, with a little golden color in the core... Each one is as big as my tail?"

"Huh?!" Miss Mermaid suddenly raised her head, her gaze shot at Nantuhuang like a knife, "How do you know?"

"Really..." Nantuhuang's scarlet eyes were thoughtful, "I saw it once at the Yushan Conference. I wanted to spend money to buy it. They didn't sell it. They said it was hard to come by. I want to give it to someone who is really worth it." Pet."

"Who did you send it to?" Miss Mermaid's voice was gloomy.

"I remember that the one with the best performance in that term was... the boss of the Blackwater Community, 'Dream Alpaca'."

"What is the dreamy alpaca?" The mermaid scratched her head, "Is it fierce?"

Nan Tuhuang shook his head: "It's not fierce, it's just that it has good political achievements and has a lot of pets under its hooves."

"Damn..." The mermaid covered her face and continued to cry, "Damn alpacas, my sisters..."

"That..." Xiao Biao interjected while picking up pearls, "How old are you, Emperor Nantu?"

Nantuhuang proudly stroked the rabbit's ears: "Don't look at my tenderness, I'm already 12 years old."

"Miss Mermaid is talking about 30 years ago. You are 12 years old. You probably are not talking about a batch of fish roe."

"12 years old, can a rabbit live that long?" the big rooster was curious.

"I live a long life, can't I?!" Nan Tuhuang glared at the rooster, "I think you will die earlier than me, look at the virtue of your sick bastard."

"..." The big rooster lowered his momentum, "Oh, I'm still young, but I'm going to die young, it's all because of my mouth, I like to eat messy things, Gougouer..."

The big rooster suddenly tilted his head and fell asleep while talking.

Lifeguard Xiao Biao quickly swam to the big rooster, stretched out his claws to probe the big cock's breath, and he was relieved to make sure that the big cock was still alive.

Nantuhuang felt comfortable after taking a bath and running. He came out of the pool, took out his pocket, found a bed, wiped his body with a pillow towel, Nantuhuang jumped on the bed, ready to rest.

Before going to sleep, it squinted its red eyes and looked at Xiao Biao: "Little raccoon cat, quickly find the way home. I'll sleep and recover my energy before we go home."

"..." Xiao Biao scratched his white scarf.

"That is to say, the mermaid roe that the rabbit saw didn't belong to my sister or the others? Little civet cat, it's up to you. Let's go back to the koi pond first." Come out with a big shell, curl up in the shell, and start to sleep.

Xiao Biao was under great pressure and continued to scratch his white scarf.

In a blink of an eye, the rabbits, chickens, and fish all went to catch up on sleep. In the huge cave, there was only Xiao Biao, a sober cat.

It was still raining outside, looking at the situation, it would not stop for a while.

Xiao Biao thought that the little squirrel didn't know where it was, so he decided to go out and look for it, and try his luck.

He wasn't worried about the man in the coat and the others running away, anyway, people always teleported in from this place, and it was very easy to get out.

Just Miss Mermaid...

Xiao Biao looked at the shells sinking in the water. If he guessed correctly, a foreigner like himself would be able to go back after entering the sea when the passage turned around, but Miss Mermaid... I'm afraid she had to get on a boat.

Xiao Biao braved the wind and rain and returned to the broken coral coast.

The sea has flooded the woods, and the coral coast has sunk completely to the bottom of the sea.

Xiao Biao climbed up a tree, picked a large plantain leaf, made himself a hat, and put it on his head to keep out the rain.

Then he jumped down from the tree and walked into the wood.

The land was muddy, and Xiao Biao picked up the easy way to walk in. About half an hour later, he saw a small tent hanging on a tree. Under the tent, a fire enclosure was built with stones. The charcoal fire inside had been extinguished. up.

Xiao Biao stopped and looked left and right, and there was a sound of arguing coming from the front.

"Didn't you say you're going home today?" It was Qin Erbao's voice, "Why didn't you leave all of a sudden?"

"There are such big waves at the seaside, we can't go back at all!" The woman's voice was cold, "Xu Jian has been to the beach just now, and was attacked by a mermaid, and your boat has disappeared."

Xiao Biao, who was hiding in the dark, frowned. Miss Mermaid was tied to the bed-mast all the time, so she never attacked anyone?But when it was saving Miss Mermaid, it heard a scream from the woods, it was the movement of a man...

"You are not going to leave today, are you? I set up a tent to catch up on sleep, so you put medicine in the milk I boiled before going to bed!" The man in the coat said with anger, "You want to continue walking in, right? ?"

"What are you in a hurry for? Didn't you tell Qin Rongrong that if you don't go back today, let her open the passage again every three days."

"Is it so easy to open the passage? What do you think of Rong Rong?!" The man in the coat took a deep breath, "If you want to continue walking in, I won't stop you. When the passage opens again, I will go back by myself. "

After a short silence, the woman's voice softened: "Since we came together, we will go back together in three days."

The man in the coat fell silent.

The woman continued to speak: "You got what you wanted, but Xu Jian and I haven't got the treasure yet, so you can't let us come here for nothing."

The man in the coat sneered: "So, you really did it on purpose, adding medicine to my milk to make me sleep past the time."

"Don't think of people so badly." The woman smiled colder, "We are teammates, we have to trust each other."

The rain beat the leaves, and the wind howled through the forest, howling like a monster.

Xiao Biao listened to the corner for a while, and seeing that the two people had stopped arguing, he turned around and walked away.His purpose is to find the little squirrels, and he instinctively wants to stay away from these humans.

But just a few steps after Xiao Biao walked out, the woman spoke again: "Tomorrow morning, roast the squirrel, and after we are full, let's go in again."

Xiao Biao's face darkened instantly, and it stretched out its claws to pull the leaf hat on its head, and the cat's body disappeared into the shadows.

The heavy rain did not stop until dawn, but the dark clouds in the sky did not disperse.

The thin woman got into the tent early to sleep, Xiao Biao pressed the tent cloth and listened to the sound, besides the thin woman, there was another man sleeping soundly in the tent.

The man in the coat lit a bonfire again, wearing a warm jacket, sitting on the edge of the fire, staring down at the things in his hand in a daze.

Xiao Biao stood on the tree and observed. The thing in the man's hand was a fiery red ball similar to snake pill.

He also heard the man in the coat read Ji Aotian's name twice to the firelight, muttering in his mouth, probably meaning "Ji Aotian, you must hold on, Dad will come to rescue you soon" or something.

Xiao Biao scratched his neck, looked around with his cat's eyes, and finally let him discover the hiding place of the fat squirrel.

This is a thick tropical tree, with half a hole exposed at the bottom of the tree, and half of a squirrel's tail drooping outside the hole.

Xiao Biao approached the tree hole on tiptoe, and sneaked in while the man in the coat was not paying attention.

In the tree hole, the fat squirrel was tied up with a rope, dying.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to poke the little squirrel, and meowed softly: "Wake up?"

After several times of poking and gooing, the squirrel opened its eyes, with frightened eyes: "Who?"

It was very dark in the tree hole, Xiao Biao reached out to untie the rope for the squirrel: "It's me."

"Is it the eldest prince?" The fat squirrel felt the touch of the cat's paw and burst into tears. "You came to save me? I'm so touched."