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The princess is a beautiful puppet cat.

How beautiful is it?

As long as she appears, the sun will be dazzling because of her, and the wind will be still because of her.

All the cats couldn't take their eyes off it.

The male cat bowed to her, and the female cat gritted her teeth.

As long as she raises her tail and walks slowly on the road, there will be male cats sticking out their heads in the bushes behind the trees, coveting her body with salivation.

She squatted down and urinated under the tree. Immediately after she got up, a male cat came over and sniffed it madly, crazy about the strong smell.

The princess enjoyed all of this very much. She raised her head and looked at her many servants under her skirt, with a hint of contempt in her proud eyes.

None of these lowly cheap cats are worthy of themselves.

So she felt very lonely again.

Originally, she would not be lonely.

She is used to looking down on everything, like an outsider who watches from the sidelines. Except for herself, everything in this world is rubbish. Whether you are a human, a cat, or something else, everything is rubbish.

No matter you are poor or rich, everyone looks down on you.

But suddenly one day, she found a male cat who was qualified to stand side by side with her, but the male cat didn't see her in his eyes.

The princess will learn to be lonely.

This afternoon, the sun was just right, and the princess lay down on the huge civet cat sculpture by the koi pond in the community with a sad face.

The sculpture under him was just erected a month ago, and it was specially sent by the Yushan City Government in recognition of the outstanding contribution made by the little civet cat to Yushan.

As soon as the sculpture was erected, the princess found that the head of the civet cat on the sculpture was a good place. Standing high and looking far away, she could see the pet committee villa in the innermost part of the southern district by lying on it.

The male cat that the princess likes lives in the villa.

"If I fall from here, will he come to catch me..." The princess sighed and looked at the North District again.

She remembered what happened last winter.

The princess was wrapped in clothes by a family, brought back home, and imprisoned indoors.

She was very good at escaping through the rotten screen window with fingernails, but it was winter, and for three whole months, the family didn't open the window.

Even if the princess scratched the screen window, she couldn't scratch the tempered glass window behind the screen window.

Fortunately, the princess is not lonely this winter. For three whole months, the princess accompanied the hostess of this family to play romance palace dramas together.

Seeing that the new year is over and spring is here, the family finally thought of opening the windows.

Due to the crazy growth of trees in Jinxiu Mountain City, the buildings in the community are more or less tilted.

Taking advantage of the master's absence, the princess smashed the screen window with her fingernails, jumped out of the window, and wanted to climb down the stairs along the drainpipe.

Because the building was tilted, the princess didn't stop for a while, and fell directly from the fourth floor.

After all, the princess is a domesticated cat, and her coordination ability is far inferior to that of wild cats. If she falls from the fourth floor, she will be disabled even if she does not die.

"Oh my god, meow meow!" The princess screamed in terror in the air, and then closed her eyes in despair.

In just a short breath, the princess did not feel the great pain of falling to the ground, but fell into a warm embrace.

"Huh? It's you." The magnetic tomcat sound rang in the princess' ears.

The princess slowly opened her eyes, her slender eyelashes fluttered like butterflies, and she saw a fat cat's face that was so round that it looked like it was planned out with circles.

"Can you stand by yourself?" Father Ye frowned, and his voice became more magnetic.Rabbit Man made stewed beans at noon, it was salty and delicious, Ye Daddy couldn't help eating too much, now his throat is a bit swollen.

The princess didn't speak, she looked at Ye Daddy closely.

Ye Daddy's eyes are beautiful, round and green, with black eyeliner around the eye sockets.

"Did you fall stupid?" Father Ye frowned even more.

The princess saw the furry frown between the wild father's eyebrows, and her little heart jumped up and down.

This cheap cat is so cute when it frowns.

"I said..." Father Ye stretched out his tongue and licked his nose, "Mother cat, are you dumb?"

The princess finally spoke: "Cheap cat, this is the second time you have saved me."

"Really?" Father Ye chuckled, and the surrounding light dimmed a lot, "Then you are really weak."

"Can you let me down..." The princess felt that she was so hot that she was almost ripe, dragging her pair of powerful male cat claws under her body, and she was so hot that she could hardly breathe.

The buttocks couldn't help but want to twist.

Ye father put down the princess, then he landed on all fours, turned his head and was about to leave.

"Wait..." The princess quickly caught up with Ye Daddy, "Cheap Cat, you... have successfully caught my attention, and I allow you to tell me your name."

Father Ye turned his head and looked at the princess with a strange expression: "Your tone of voice is so similar to my son. Ever since he became an official, he started to speak strangely to outsiders."

"Is...really?" The princess stuttered after being caught by Ye Daddy's green eyes.

From that day on, the gears of fate began to turn.

The princess knew that she had fallen.

But the male cat she fell in love with had nothing on his mind except eating.

The road to love is bumpy.

That's enough, but the princess knows that the male cat had a partner in the past.

The reason why he didn't bow down to him was because... he didn't like him.

The little flame of jealousy burned in the princess's heart, but the female cat who used to share the bed with the male cat had moved away, and the princess had nowhere to spread her fire, so she could only torment herself.

One spring afternoon, the princess stepped into the lecture theater of Little Kingfisher.

She came here not to study, but to her classmates.

Ye Daddy was sitting at the end of the lecture hall.

In the last row, Ye Dad can secretly eat snacks while listening to lectures.

A Siamese cat sat beside Ye Dad early on. This Siamese cat is not a serious cat at first glance, and it doesn't do well in class. It always sneaks eyes at Ye Dad, and always pretends to lean on Ye Dad casually.

The princess took advantage of the recess time to avoid the Siamese cat and talk to the wild father: "Why are you sitting with that Siamese cat?"

With a small dried fish in his mouth, Father Ye looked up at the princess: "What's wrong?"

"She has fleas on her body..." The princess looked disgusted, "Don't get infected."

Ye Dae froze for a moment, then quickly ate the small dried fish in his claws.

When it was time for class again, Siam changed places.

The princess was very pleased with herself. She learned about it from her pet who was different since she was a child. Because Ye Daddy had taken a parasite class on a little kingfisher before, he was very disgusted with parasites.

The princess looked at Siam and smiled. Even though the fur on Siamese cat's face was black, it couldn't stop her red and swollen eyes and the tears under her eyes.

In this battle for love, the princess defeated the first opponent.

The princess looked at the vacant seat beside Ye Daddy, and sat down naturally.

Ye Dad didn't take it seriously, he changed to another snack and was fighting with the snack with his head down.

The princess looked at the oily shine on Ye Daddy's cheeks, and said to herself: "Sooner or later, you will kneel down and lick my little feet."

The turning point happened on a bright afternoon.

The spring is bright, and the animals in the community are ready to move.

Shameful voices can be heard everywhere in the barley fields and in the tree holes.

It's the season of the animals hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ye Daddy and his cubs sat side by side by the koi pond, and the princess lay on the branch, covering her cat's body with thick leaves, eavesdropping on the conversation under the tree.

"What do you think of Sanhua?" Father Ye asked Xiao Biao, "She gave birth to a litter of kittens last year, and they all grew up healthy. I think her physical fitness is pretty good."

Xiao Biao pinched his cat's nails boredly: "Isn't she your brother-in-law?"

"Hmm..." Father Ye hesitated for a moment, "It's not very good, what about her daughter?"

"That's still a girl cat..." Xiao Biao looked up at Ye Daddy, "Father, are you in spring?"

Father Ye nodded: "Recently, I want to pee everywhere, and I can't fall asleep when I hear the mother cat meowing."

Xiao Biao had finished clipping his nails. He stretched out one leg and began to lick his own leg hair: "Liu Weiwei—I see the Siamese in the southern district, Wei Weiwei—is interesting to you."

When the princess on the tree heard this, she scratched a deep mark on the tree with her fingernails.

Ye Dad shook his head: "She has fleas."

The princess on the tree breathed a sigh of relief.

"What about the princess? Lue Lue -" Xiao Biao asked again, "She is Lue Lue - a fan of cats, the male cats in the neighborhood - all love her, you Lue Lue - don't you like her?"

"Of course I like her." Ye Dad said bluntly.

The eyes of the princess on the tree suddenly shone brightly, her body began to tremble uncontrollably, and her buttocks also raised a lot.

Xiao Biao put down the cat's legs, and began to lick his front paw pads again: "Liaolie—then you can follow her, I think she is very clingy to you, Luelue—I must like you in my heart——"

Ye father shook his head: "She said she regards me as an older brother, every day little brother and little brother call me, we are brother and sister... ummmmmmm, isn't it good?"

"..." Xiao Biao paused, raised his head to look at Ye Dad, with a teasing smile on his lips, "Do you still believe it?"

"Why don't you believe it?" Father Ye was taken aback.

"She said that because she was afraid that you would find her annoying. Being a brother and a sister...what age is it?" Xiao Biao rolled his eyes.

The princess cat on the tree blushed and became angry from embarrassment.This is what the little civet cat hates the most, he always puts on a determined look that nothing can escape his eyes!

"Then..." Father Ye twisted his buttocks, "Shall I try tonight?"

Xiao Biao nodded: "I'll find a few pets later, and clean up the two-bedroom and one-living room at the bottom of the koi pond. The 360-degree pool view room is covered with petals on the floor. Well, yes, the place to enter the two-bedroom and one living room is Behind the rockery, you don’t need to find a big koi to soak in the water. I asked the pangolin to build a stairway a few days ago. It is convenient and secluded to walk there... I will light white candles on every step... I Let me tell you, the most important thing in chasing a girl is the atmosphere, otherwise, before entering a hotel, most human beings have to eat first and then watch a movie."

Wild father frowned: "Your fat uncle said that he eats first and then watches a movie in order to delay the time. When the student dormitory closes and the female students can't go back to the dormitory, they will naturally go to the hotel with him."

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment: "Uncle Chubby kidnapped a human female student?"

Ye Dad nodded: "It entered the hotel with four or five female students. Before it went, it was very excited. It even sent me messages and said some weird words. I know every word, but I can't even understand it. I asked it, and it said I was stupid... After I came back, it was very depressed, and said that it would never go to a hotel with a human female student again. For a whole night, eight or nine human hands kept touching it. Mao, I almost bald it. It still rubs itself with sliced ​​ginger every day, saying it can grow hair."

Xiao Biao laughed, meow meow meow.

Ye Dae talked to Xiao Biao for a while, Xiao Biao got up to help Ye Dae arrange, Ye Dae sat by the koi pond, his face flushed, he didn't know what he was thinking.

The princess on the tree blushed even more. Looking at the back of Ye Daddy under the tree, she could not help but tremble, her buttocks pouted high, as if she was waiting for something.

The can't wait kind of.

In the evening of that day, the princess received a letter from Ye Zi brought by the little squirrel. The letter was written in the wild father's crooked words, asking the princess to meet at the rockery by the koi pond at [-]:[-] pm.

The princess arrived at the edge of the rockery after seven o'clock. In order to show her modesty, she hid in the bushes and was going to show up again at [-]:[-].

But until nine o'clock in the evening, the princess did not see the shadow of the wild father.

She was let go.

Walking out of the bushes, the princess stood by the hole of the rockery and looked in. The white candles covered the passage with a dreamy color.

She wanted to go in, but there was no lovely tomcat by her side, and she didn't want to go in by herself.

Blowing in the cold wind all night, the princess left at dawn.

The next morning, the princess learned from the wild cat kneeling and licking her that her beloved tomcat's ex-wife had returned.

"It was about five or six o'clock last night." The one who spoke was a black and white cow cat, looking at the princess with a look of humbleness to the dust, "The fried chicken shop at the door is open, and the owner of the shop is back, the tortoiseshell cat I also came back, and I heard that it will officially open next Monday, and then I will have fried chicken."

"What about him? Did he go to the fried chicken shop last night?" The princess looked heartbroken.

The cow cat knew who the princess was asking, and he was also heartbroken: "Don't put on such an expression, I will feel bad."

"Can you...can you help me?" The princess looked up at the cow cat.

"Of course, I will go through fire and water for you."

"You are such a good cat. If I could meet you earlier, maybe..." The princess hesitated to speak, and after casually sending a good cat card to the cow cat, she stated her purpose, "You go and get that cat Tortoiseshell, your urine is all over the fried chicken shop, drink less water to make your urine thicker, it is best to use morning urine, and you must make her surrender!"

The cow cat froze for a moment: "But I... love you."

"I know..." The princess wanted to cry, "No one else can help me except you, I... Forget it, I can't bear to hurt you..."

A gust of wind blew, and the princess swayed twice, looking very weak, "Brother Milk Cat, I am in so much pain now..."

The cow cat screamed, and the cow cat was startled: "I..."

The princess stretched out a paw, and the tip of the paw lightly touched the cow cat's ear: "In this world, only you are the best to me..."

"I'll help you." The cow cat made up his mind instantly.

The princess put away her fragile expression, and suddenly became indifferent: "Then hurry up!"

An hour later, the princess received a message from another cat that was kneeling and licking her.

Yesterday evening, her beloved tomcat didn't go to the fried chicken joint at all.

"Then why did he let me dove?" The princess was surprised.

"I don't know, you'll have to ask him yourself."

The princess hesitated for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to knock on the door of the Pet Committee.

Ye Daddy is nestling on the sofa watching TV, which is playing Tianlongbabu on TV.

"Brother, what are you doing?" The princess said in a delicate voice, she ran to the edge of the sofa, jumped on the sofa and sat next to Ye Daddy, the cat's body rubbed against Ye Daddy twice, "Why did you release me yesterday?"

"Learning martial arts." Ye father moved away a little, as if he didn't want to talk to the princess.

The princess blinked: "I also want to learn martial arts, brother, teach me."

Father Ye was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the princess: "Learning martial arts requires hard work."

"I'm not afraid." The princess answered crisply. She looked into Ye Dad's green eyes and remembered what Ye Dad said yesterday that she liked her. The nose sticks up.

Ye Dae stretched out a claw, pressed the princess's face, and pushed the princess back mercilessly.

"You..." The princess wanted to cry, "Is it because the tortoiseshell came back?"

"The tortoiseshell is back?" Father Ye looked puzzled, "Which tortoiseshell?"

"Huh?" The princess was stunned for a moment. After realizing it, the cat was overjoyed, but then she thought, since it wasn't because of the tortoise shell, why did the male cat reject her? "It's spring now and you...I know...your body...you really want to..."

Ye Dad blushed: "What nonsense."

"Don't lie to yourself, tomcat." The princess's patience was almost exhausted, "You long for me."

The princess stuck it on the wild father again.

Father Ye was in a hurry, and kicked the princess under the sofa: "What are you doing!"

The princess was completely dumbfounded: "Why! Why! Am I not beautiful?"

Father Ye frowned and looked at the princess, hesitant to speak.

The princess looked at Ye Dad reluctantly.

Looking at the eyes of the princess, Father Ye finally spoke slowly, with pity in his tone: "I heard that the puppet cats...are all neutered?"

a bolt from the blue.

The princess petrified on the carpet.

All love is fake.

Damn it, scumbag!

The princess narrowed her eyes, stood up and walked out. She remembered a palace fight show played in a human's home in winter.

The queen, who was unable to conceive, persecuted the emperor's concubine vigorously. In his later years, the emperor had no children and had a bleak evening scene. After being usurped by others, he escaped from the palace and finally snuggled up with the queen.

The human being who watched the drama with me at the time also commented: "Isn't this queen a pervert? This screenwriter is mentally handicapped!"

"No... humans, you don't understand the suffering of this queen." The princess's voice was gloomy, and after a sneer, she muttered in a low voice, "Tom cat, you are playing with fire..."

A week later, the tortoise shell from the fried chicken shop got married with the cow cat, and the princess killed the second enemy on the road of love.

But the princess knew that there were still many enemies on the road.

The princess was waiting by the side of the road. Not long after, she saw Ye Daddy jogging on the gravel road in small steps.

The princess hurried to catch up, and ran with Ye Daddy: "Brother, when will you teach me martial arts?"

"I told you that learning martial arts requires hard work." Ye Daddy continued to run, "I run every morning, can you persevere?"

"If you can't hold on, you have to hold on. I want to be as strong as my brother, so that no other bad cats will bully me." The princess looked aggrieved.

"Why do they bully you?" Father Ye was puzzled, "Nantuhuang managed the community very harmoniously."

"Aren't you coveting my body..." The princess was sulking in her heart. This male cat couldn't understand unless he said something clearly.

"Just tell them you're sterilized, it's a big deal."

"..."

The princess's face darkened instantly.

But not all cats are like you, just rushing to have cubs!

After all, the princess is a cat in the city. After a moment, she squeezed out a sweet smile: "Brother, wait for me, I'm running slowly..."

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After writing this episode, I originally wanted to continue reading other episodes, but after thinking about it, I didn't know who to write about.

It feels like everyone is complete.

This is where the story officially ends.

Some of you who are reluctant, reluctant to part with this story, and those of you who are reluctant to read the story.

Thank you to the little angels who followed the article and left comments all the way, and I would also like to thank the little angels who voted for Leitou nutrient solution. It is your support that gave me strength~~~

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