I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Why are you doing this to me?" Miss Mermaid stood under the podium, looked up at Xiao Zhou, Hailan's big eyes flashed with disbelief, "I am Master Ren, you have kneeled down for me..."

"You put on the skirt first... put it on." Xiao Zhou said embarrassed.

Miss Mermaid held her skirt in confusion, and went to the corner to put on the skirt.

Xiao Zhou coughed twice, facing the camera, and read the content on the tablet: "Friends of Yushan, I want to popularize an objective fact to you..."

Xiao Biao patted his paw, walked to the seat and sat down. After Xiao Zhou finished his speech, the live broadcast could end.

Beside Xiao Biao, Samoyed was watching with his mobile phone.

"How is Elder Can's live broadcast?" Xiao Biao asked Samoyed.

Samoyed handed the mobile phone to Xiao Biao: "Elder Shen's live broadcast ended earlier than ours, just look at the rumors from netizens."

On the screen is the official WeChat account of Yushan Rambutan Radio Station.

Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and flicked the screen, looking at the comments one by one.

"This old man can really generate electricity? Let him go to work in the power station!"

"Upstairs you have no sense of crisis, he will steal the child of the station manager's house..."

"It's terrible, but I'm still out of town in order to avoid vampires. I haven't returned to Yushan yet. Friends of Yushan, take care."

"To subvert the three views, forget it...my three views were overturned as early as the vampire incident."

"I'm just asking, I'm 18 years old, I'm an adult, shouldn't I be in danger?"

"It's alright, alright, as long as it's not a vampire coveting my beauty, I'm not afraid."

"The people upstairs are all wolves. I'm going to take my son and leave Yushan."

"Have you watched Master Ren's live broadcast?"

"Did someone really steal the ginseng baby? Is the ginseng baby humanoid? Please release a high-resolution photo of the ginseng baby to deceive!"

Xiao Biao turned two pages and felt that it was peaceful: "Is it because human netizens are too afraid to reveal their timidity?"

Xiao Biao frowned and thought.

Samoyed's tail was wagging, and he looked at Xiao Zhou who was still reading the manuscript on the stage: "Wait a minute, this is just the beginning..."

Crow Bounced poked his head out from the back row, also holding a mobile phone in his hand: "The People's Association is also launching a live broadcast!"

"Huh?" Xiao Biao's eyes widened, "Show me."

On the screen of the mobile phone, the spokesperson of the People's Association was dressed in black, and was reading a manuscript to the screen solemnly: "Please rest assured, the safety of Yushan was guarded by us in the past, we guarded it now, and it will also be guarded by us in the future. Our organization will continue to Carry out the tenet that the safety of the people is above all else, and effectively protect the interests of the people. No matter what kind of crisis Yushan has, whether it is a vampire or a ginseng baby, please believe that we humans will always be the strongest!"

After saying this, he stretched out his hand and waved to the side.

An old man with white beard and hair walks into the camera.

The old man was dressed in Taoist robes, with a peach-wood sword on his back, and a brass bell in his hand: "This old man is the former master of Yushan Qingfeng Temple. A peach-wood sword killed countless evil spirits, and a soul-absorbing bell rescued countless lost souls." , Of course, my greatest achievement is to give birth to the majority of female friends, I am not talented, and now I am working in the People's Association."

The man in black waved to the side again.

A young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes walked into the camera.

The young man was wearing a hurdling vest, and the muscles on his arms were hard. He smiled at the camera, and then started to sneeze: "Ah! I... just said that I don't wear this to go on camera, it's so cold, big In winter...you have to let me show my muscles."

The man in black frowned, stretched out his hand, and waved to the side again.

Another person walked into the screen and introduced himself.

The man in black kept waving, and people kept coming in.

The last one who came in was a woman with exquisite makeup: "My name is Xia Xue, and I am a descendant of Chen Shuixia's family. My family is in decline, and I know nothing..."

Xiao Biao handed the phone screen to his eyes a little: "Isn't this Xia Xue from Lin An downstairs?"

Samoyed probed: "Chen Shuixia's family still has descendants?"

"Huh?" Xiao Biao looked at Samoyed, "What is Chen Shuixia's house?"

"It used to be a pretty big family, but later it became less populated. It seems that it was wiped out by a group of vampires who crossed the border more than ten years ago.

"..."

Xiao Biao was surprised, the door was destroyed, so bloody?

On the podium, the live broadcast has ended.

Xiao Zhou packed up his equipment and was about to retreat. Nantuhuang jumped over with the tablet in his hands, jumped directly to the side of Samoyed, and squeezed into a chair with Samoyed: "How about the live broadcast? How about the comments?"

Just as Xiao Biao was about to speak, a howl suddenly came from the direction of the door.

"Master Ren, I still respect you!" Xiao Zhou rubbed his shoulders, with a bitter expression on his face, "But there are some things that can't be shown on TV...don't be so strong, I'm telling the truth, watch TV There are also children."

"Leave them alone, go to Weibo and read the comments." Nan Tuhuang stretched out his claws and poked Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao quit the People's Association's live broadcast and clicked on the official Weibo of Yushan Tongtong.

The top Weibo is a live broadcast preview.

Xiao Piao opened the comment, Xinpao started to read it.

"How is it?" Nan Rabbit Emperor looked up.

Xiao Biao only read a few of them, and felt that his eyes were troubled, and handed the mobile phone to Nan Tuhuang: "You can read it yourself."

Nantuhuang took the phone with a puzzled expression, flipped through it, and flipped through two pages. Nantuhuang's face turned green again: "What are you doing? Why are you all paying attention to Miss Mermaid's aunt?!"

Xiao Biao: "..."

Nan Tuhuang was panting heavily with anger: "Some netizens asked, will the bloodline in the water attract sharks?"

Xiao Biao lowered his head, looked at his cat's paw, and carefully counted the hairs on the paw.

After rolling his eyes several times, Nantuhuang lowered his head and stretched out his paws to comment in the comment area: "Can't you be serious at eight o'clock?!"

Soon someone replied to Nantuhuang: "Isn't it more serious? Why is it eight o'clock? Did you type with your paw?"

Nan Tuhuang was stunned for a moment, his eyes fell on his claws, he came back to his senses, and quickly replied: "My claws are more serious than yours!"

Someone over there replied Nan Tuhuang again: "No ginseng and rooster are allowed, who are you?"

"My little white rabbit is so mad..." Nan Tuhuang threw the phone to Xiao Biao, and jumped off the chair angrily, "The first time such a serious live broadcast was ruined by Miss Mermaid!"

Nan Tuhuang jumped out of the lecture theater with his tail pouted.

Crow poked his head out bouncingly: "Nan Tuhuang eats radishes and vegetables all day long, why is he still so angry?"

Xiao Biao was quite satisfied with the results of the live broadcast: "It's good that Yushan didn't panic."

Samoyed wagged his tail and looked sad: "Elder Shen is about to start acting."

Hearing this, Xiao Biao's face turned ugly, as a cat, there are still so many things to worry about.

Early the next morning, the sky was dimly lit.

After breakfast, the elder councilor went out. He was going to have a heart-to-heart talk with the big pets in the pet association who didn't cooperate with him. If they couldn't reach an agreement, he would suppress them by force.

He took the pet association's contact booklet, stroked the address, and went to the first one.

Pounced empty.

Standing at the gate of Da Chong's community, Elder Shen saw pancakes being sold at a roadside stall.

Behind the pancake stand, there was a long queue.

The elder senator raised his nose and smelled it. He couldn't walk anymore, so he lined up silently and bought a pancake with three eggs added.

After squatting in the corner and eating, Elder Shen took out the contact booklet again, stroked the address, and went to the second house.

It was empty again.

"Could it be that you are avoiding me?" Elder Can scratched his head suspiciously, walked out of the community where the second family lived, and stood at the gate of the community. Elder Can found a stall selling oil and salt sesame cakes.

Clutching his full stomach, Elder Shen raised his legs to leave.

A gust of wind blows, bringing a tangy aroma.

The elder councilor hesitated for a moment, then silently lined up again.

After eating two biscuits, Elder Shen took out the contact booklet and went to the third-ranked favorite family.

flutter.

"Absolutely avoid me!" Elder Shen's face was gloomy.

After leaving the gate of the community, Elder Shen looked around, and sure enough, he saw a stall for buying mashed potatoes and bibimbap.

After a set of procedures, the elder can't move anymore. It sat on the steps and slowly took out the contact booklet.

The fourth favorite is Xiyu.

Xi Yu is still looking for her long-lost master, who is not at home at all.

Elder Can skipped Xi Yu and looked at the fifth one.

It's a little girl.

My own grandson, what are you looking for him for?

The elders look at the sixth place.

There are few deer in Yushan.

Thinking of Lu Shao's brazen and iron-skinned shameless attitude, Elder Shen frowned, skipped it again, and went to see the seventh place.

"This one is too good... I didn't go after looking for it... Forget it, I don't want to be petted, let's go and have a look." Elder Can slowly got up and walked to the house of the seventh.

The seventh family lives in Baishui District.

Elder Shen still missed.

"It's too much bullying!" Elder Shen stood on the street in the community with a fierce look in his eyes, "Everyone is not at home!"

Turning around twice, Elder Shen sneered: "I can turn Yushan upside down myself!"

Looking up and looking around, there are single-family villas. The villa on the right is surrounded by bamboo forests, only a narrow passageway is exposed.

Elder Shen nodded, then tilted his head and thought: "Which family has children? Let's steal one..."

As soon as the words fell, there was a creaking door in the bamboo forest.

Then a young man's voice came: "Ge Ge, the master told me that you should move around more, and you will get sick if you are bored in the yard all day."

"Okay." A girl's voice was faint and weak.

Elder Cang's eyes lit up, he took a few steps back, blocked the passage in the bamboo forest, and looked inside.

A young man and a little girl were walking out one after the other, walking slowly.

The girl's face was pale, her eyes were dull, and she looked as if she was seriously ill.

The Elder Cang stared at the girl twice, his expression became even uglier.

The girl's body has a strong smell of ginseng, and she doesn't eat less ginseng at ordinary times.

"It's you..." Elder Shen sneered sullenly, "Tremble, little girl."

The young man and the girl walked up to Elder Can, and the young man frowned and looked at Elder Can: "Don't block my door."

With a wave of the elder's hand, a huge force struck, and the young man flew backwards into the bamboo forest in an instant, crushing several bamboos one after another.

"Who are you?" The young man vomited blood and stood up with the help of the bamboo. Because the bamboo forest was too dense, he had difficulty getting down, and his posture was a little distorted. "Do you know who this is? You dare to act wild here! "

Elder Shen ignored the young man, his eyes fell on the girl: "What's your name?"

"Ge Ge, what about you, what do you call the old man?"

"Call me Chairman."

"Chairman?" Grid's pale face was expressionless, "You are still a big shot."

Elder Shen stretched out his hand to Gege, his eyes were fierce: "Come, follow me."

Gege turned his head to look at the young man who was twisted in the bamboo forest, turned his head, and nodded to the elder: "Okay."

The tone is as flat as water.

The Elder Cang was stunned for a moment, as if he was very dissatisfied with Gege's reaction: "I will arrest you to slice, make wine, stew soup, and use it as medicine!"

Grid nodded: "Okay."

Elder Shen blew his beard and frowned: "Didn't you hear me? I'm going to arrest you to slice and soak..."

Gege interrupted Elder Shen: "I agree."