I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Throw it to prison." The elder's gaze was cold, "It's the same as those mediocre pets, it only knows to oppose me."

The old deer nodded, and then looked at Xiao Biao with regret: "You should reflect on yourself in prison. I don't want Yushan's only sorcerer's pet to ruin his future because of his unclear mind."

Xiao Biao knew that the prison that Elder Shen said was the battlefield.

Now the battlefield is no longer open to humans, and it has become a veritable pet prison. The pets locked in the peach tree are locked day and night, living a boring life all day long.

"I didn't object to you!" Xiao Biao was dying, "I just hope that you don't put yourself in a dangerous situation. If you go out today and expose yourself in front of the human media, once they counterattack, you will be the first to bear the brunt. "

"Am I just such a timid pet?" Elder Shen sneered.

Xiao Biao despised Elder Xia Shen in his heart.

To be honest, he felt that Elder Can was not as fearless as he thought he was, since he had been hiding behind the scenes before, allowing Lin Zi to do whatever he wanted. He actually cares about his feathers.

"Of course you are not a cowardly pet, but..." Xiao Biao blinked vigorously, and his green eyes filled with tears instantly, "But I am afraid, I am afraid that something will happen to you... I still remember the time when we lived together in Changbai Mountain Time, you are so kind...I don't want you to be in danger."

"..." Elder Shen's face was slightly moved.

Xiao Biao continued his efforts: "Even if you want to do this, you can do it slowly. You must know that boiling frogs in warm water is the only way out without hurting yourself."

"What is boiling a frog in warm water?" Elder Shen asked.

"Hmm..." Xiao Biao organized his words, "Just throw a live frog into the water while it's still cold, it will swim in it stupidly, and then heat the water, once the water is warm, the frog still feels quite comfortable, But the water will get hotter and hotter, and by the time the frog reacts, it can no longer jump up..."

Elder Cang stared: "It's so cruel!"

Xiao Biao's heart fluttered, and the conversation changed: "I also feel cruel..."

"But I like it!" Elder Shen's eyes lit up.

Xiao Biao: "..."

Elder Shen: "How to cook?"

Xiao Biao muttered to himself, "Look, I cooked you first."

"Tell me, how to cook?" Lao Lu frowned and looked at Xiao Biao, "How can we make human beings ruled by us without resistance?"

The cat's face under Xiao Biao's hair was faintly pale, oh my god, they not only want to expose the pet association, but also want to rule mankind? !

"This..." Xiao Biao licked his lips, "I have to go back and think about it."

Elder Shen looked at Xiao Biao, and after a long time, he sighed: "All reforms will bleed! You are too cowardly."

Lao Lu glanced at Elder Shen and then at Xiao Biao, but said nothing.

Elder Shen said again: "In my team, there is no need for cowards."

The long eyelashes on the old deer's face opened a little, and he tentatively asked the elder: "How about letting the civet cat follow us and learn slowly? After all, it is still young, and it is normal for it to be timid."

Elder Shen looked gloomy and didn't speak.

The old deer said again: "Nowadays we have too few paws to use..."

Only then did Elder Can nod his head: "All right."

After waving his hands to untie the golden rope on Xiao Biao's body, Elder Shen lowered his head and looked out of the window again: "Let them come up."

At ten o'clock in the morning, the chime clock in the corridor struck ten, and the Pet Association's press conference began.

Xiao Biao sat in the corner of the meeting room, behind him was a big blue and white porcelain vase, no one cared about him.

The Elder Canister stood on the podium, giving a speech incessantly.

Say it's a speech, don't say it's a unilateral venting of his favorite feelings.

During the two-hour press conference, the elders kept repeating the tragedy of various small ginsengs in the Daxingan Mountains.

The reporters below were confused and didn't know what they were here to interview.

It wasn't until the Elder Canister raised his hand that a bolt of lightning came down, and the dozed reporter woke up suddenly.

"Super power?" Xiao Zhou held up the microphone and looked at the elders on the stage in fear.

The elder sneered, and performed several stunts in succession.

Finally, he stretched out his hand and sucked Xiao Zhou onto the podium: "Go back and tell humans that their days of unscrupulousness are over!"

This press conference is simply a blatant provocation.

The reporters resisted the cameras and microphones, and left the Chongxie Building with a bloodless face.

Xiao Biao also sneaked downstairs and hid in the news van while taking advantage of the chaos.

Lao Lu and the elders still stayed in the conference room on the second floor. Looking at the empty conference room, Lao Lu smiled: "Tonight at the latest, everyone will know the existence of the Pet Association."

Elder Shen nodded: "How is the preparation of the emergency team?"

"Most of the pets who sign up are weak and bullied pets..." Old Lu frowned slightly, "The big pets from the Pet Association in the past are used to being human lackeys..."

"Habits need to be changed slowly." Elder Shen sneered, "If it's really like what the little civet cat said, humans start to fight back, and the pets should understand which side they want to stand on."

"The chairman is right." Lao Lu nodded.

"Today is just the beginning." Elder Shen stroked his hair, "As soon as the news comes out, we will go to the home of the elder of the pet association, and say hello from door to door. If you don't follow me...you will have to disappear."

The three news cars drove down the snow-covered mountain road at a very slow speed.

In the car, Xiao Zhou talked to his partner: "Can we report this news directly? Do we have to send a letter to the city first?"

Xiao Zhou's partner didn't look too good: "But if we don't report it directly, the other two media will report it too... After all, this is big news."

"There was a vampire incident before, and now there is a ginseng baby..." Xiao Zhou sighed, "Why don't you stop first, and I'll discuss it with the other two media outlets. Let's go to Master Ren and ask."

When Xiao Zhou's partner heard the name "Master Ren", his eyes lit up: "That's right, hurry up and find Master Ren."

The news car of News Tongtong was driving at the front of the road. When his car stopped, the two cars behind him were also forced to stop.

Xiao Zhou got out of the car to negotiate with the other two media.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Biao jumped out of Xiao Zhou's car and went around in the other two news cars.

Putting on a grass-leaf hat and condensing the air, Xiao Biaozhuo hurriedly destroyed the video data of the other two news cars.

After confirming that there were no omissions, Xiao Biao returned to the Xintongtong bus again and sat down.

Time flowed again, and several media reporters standing outside the car looking at each other in horror.

"What just happened?"

"It seems that time has stopped?"

"Let's get out of here quickly..."

"This mountain is really evil."

Xiao Zhou is someone who has seen the scene: "What about the news? Let's suppress it?"

"We can't make the decision, we have to go back and ask the editor-in-chief." The other two media outlets took a sloppy look, got into the car in a hurry, and urged the news in front of them to drive quickly.

The car drove slowly again, and Xiao Zhou continued to discuss with his partner with an ugly face: "I'm afraid they are not happy."

"Who would be willing to let go of such a big piece of news..." Xiao Zhou's partner smiled wryly, "Let's point to Master Ren's hot spot, and the ratings have been soaring. Those two media outlets have been suppressed enough to grasp the straw. Who doesn't want to give it a go."

"Let's go, go to Master Ren first." Xiao Zhou reached out and patted the shoulder of the driver in front, "Go to Jinxiu Mountain City."

It took a while for the car to drive down the mountain.

Xiao Zhou thought that after going down the mountain, the three news cars would drive separately, but he didn't expect the last two cars to follow him all the way to Jinxiu Mountain City.

At the gate of the Jinxiu Mountain City Community, the news van of the news traffic stopped.

Xiao Zhou opened the car door, got out, and wanted to call Miss Mermaid.

Before the call was connected, the doors of the last two news cars opened, and the reporters rushed forward and surrounded Xiao Zhou.

"Is your information still intact?"

"Just stopped halfway, did you premeditate?"

After being pushed and shoved for a long time, Xiao Zhou finally understood that the materials on the two news vans were all destroyed by violence for some reason.

Xiao Zhou hurriedly asked his partner to check the information in his hand. Fortunately, their information was still there.

The invisible Xiao Biao sat in the car, looking thoughtfully at the people around the video recorder.

The reason why he kept Xiao Zhou's information was firstly because he wanted to share this information with other pets in the pet association, and secondly because among the three news media vehicles, the news was open to traffic because of Miss Mermaid's relationship, so it was better Take control.

"Your information is indeed there!"

"Little man!"

The two news media were completely angry when they saw Xiao Zhou broadcast the material.

"Get out of the way!" Xiao Zhou hurriedly hugged the camera and rushed into Jinxiu Mountain City, "I'm going to find Master Ren!"

"You can't steal the data!" The other two media reached out to snatch the video camera in Xiao Zhou's arms, "How dare you use dirty tricks to destroy our data! I want to take yours!"

Xiao Zhou was pulled back and forth by several reporters like a broken toy. At this moment, a gust of air suddenly rose from the flat ground, and the seven or eight reporters who were tearing Xiao Zhou were instantly pushed away by the air.

Bang bang bang, followed by a few falls.

Xiao Zhou was stunned for a moment, his eyes swept over the several people lying on the ground, then he quickened his pace and rushed into the community.

Xiao Zhou ran sullenly, found an empty corner, took out his mobile phone, and called Miss Mermaid.

Miss Mermaid was tidying up the room in the new house, and answered the phone. When she heard that Xiao Zhou was coming, she smiled and said, "Come here, I'm in the villa where you did an exclusive interview last time."

Xiao Zhou hung up the phone, took off his coat, covered the camera, and sneaked towards the koi pond.

Xiao Biao returned to the villa before Xiao Zhou arrived.

Four or five tables were set up in the snow-covered courtyard of the villa.

There is hot food on the table, cats, dogs, squirrels and sparrows are randomly gathered around the table, chatting happily while eating.

Today is the first day of moving, and the rabbit mantle is holding a water banquet.