I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The plan is to let the old Jingba pretend to be sick first, and then let the fish lady go to fool Master Qiao, saying that there is a problem with Fengshui in the community, and that the old Jingba's illness can only be cured by changing the koi pond.

Xiao Biao felt that Master Qiao would most likely agree.

If Master qiao doesn't agree, tell Master qiao that even Master qiao will live longer after changing Feng Shui.

"No human can refuse the temptation of longevity." Xiao Biao tapped the table with his claws firmly.

"Longevity is no big deal, it depends on my charm as Master Ren! Let's go, go shopping." Miss Mermaid kept shopping.

"The feng shui of the community is good, isn't it good for you? That's a spiritual vein!" Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid in shock, "He even threatened me by going shopping."

"Let's go! Anyway, you have nothing to do every day." Miss Mermaid picked up Xiao Biao and walked out.

Miss Mermaid, who was already a famous figure in Yushan, sat in a wheelchair, wore sunglasses, and covered a mask, walking on the commercial street pretending to be low-key.

Xiao Biao squatted on the blanket on Miss Mermaid's tail.

"There's a new ten-yuan store here." Miss Mermaid pointed to the sign on the side of the road, "Come on, go in and have a look."

Xiao Biao knew that the ten-yuan store was the favorite place for Miss Mermaid to visit, so he yawned, lay down on the blanket, closed his eyes and rested his mind.

Miss Mermaid pushed the wheelchair into the ten-yuan shop.

The light in the store is very dark, and the things on the shelves are all cute.

There are pink feathers, blue shells, golden bells, bunny ear hairpins, furry short coats, crystal dice mobile phone chains...

In short, they are all the flavors that Miss Mermaid likes.

"Little civet cat, look, this shell is blue, and there are even gold dust dotted around the edge." Miss Mermaid touched her chest, "I want to change to a blue one."

Xiao Biao looked up and looked around, and was dazzled by the pink and tender painting style: "The style of this shop seems to be opened just for you."

"Girl's heart, there are many shops like this." Miss Mermaid looked up at the counter not far away, "Boss, can these blue shells make a pair?"

Behind the counter, a woman sat shadowily.

The woman was wearing a white fur coat. She stood up, showing a melon-shaped face, with the corners of her eyes raised upwards, and she smiled charmingly: "Yes, little girl, you have good eyesight. You chose this shell so beautiful." Yes!"

"How much money?"

"It's [-] yuan a piece. You can buy two pieces, and there will be a small gift!"

"Can it be cheaper?"

"You little girl..." The proprietress lowered her head and pondered for a while, "Okay, two pieces of fifteen, and I'll give you a little gift!"

The proprietress squatted down, and found another blue shell of the same style from behind the counter, and then she walked towards Miss Mermaid, "This shell suits you very well."

The mermaid lady took the shell, and held a piece of shell in one hand and compared it to her chest: "The size is just right."

The proprietress raised her eyebrows, secretly looking at Miss Mermaid's chest, with a look of disgust in her eyes.

Then she straightened her proud chest, took out a small crystal from her sleeve, and handed it to Miss Mermaid: "It's a gift."

"What is this?" Miss Mermaid took it over with a smile on her lips, "Oh, it's so cute, it's a small ornament of Nine-Tailed Fox."

A crystal ornament the size of an egg, carved in the shape of a nine-tailed fox, crystal clear.

"Here, 15 yuan." Miss Mermaid put the shell and crystal ornaments into the side pocket of the wheelchair. After paying the money, she turned the wheelchair and walked out, "Thank you for pulling."

"You're welcome." The proprietress waved at Miss Mermaid.

As soon as Miss Mermaid got home, she couldn't wait to jump into the bathroom to change shells for herself.

The two blue shells were placed on her chest, and she compared them in the mirror. Miss Mermaid felt beautiful: "I remember that there are gold ones in the store. I'll buy two gold ones tomorrow. You can wear them differently."

Early the next morning, Xiao Biao had just finished his breakfast when he was forced into a wheelchair by the mermaid again, and they went to the commercial street together.

"Go buy a pair of golden shells today." The mermaid smiled.

Xiao Biao just like yesterday, lying on the blanket and dozing off with his eyes closed.

When he walked to the door of the ten yuan store, Xiao Biao had already let out the sound of a cat sleeping soundly.

Xiao Biao was awakened by Miss Mermaid's screams.

"Why! It closed just after opening!" Miss Mermaid looked angrily at the closure notice on the glass door, "This shop has only been open for a day!"

"You've lost money." Xiao Biaomao rested his head on his paws, "I bargained for 15 yuan for [-] yuan each, and I got a gift."

"I should have bought the golden shells yesterday!" Miss Mermaid rubbed her temples, "I'm careless."

One fish and one cat walked around the commercial street for a while, and Miss Mermaid bought a large transparent fish tank and took it home.

The fish tank is placed in the lobby, put the koi in it, and the wild father sleeps on the sofa at night, and when he fishes it with his claws, the pillow will come.

"Pour more water." In the hall of the villa, the koi was lying in the fish tank, and directed at Bobo, the mermaid lady outside, "What is this little water enough for?"

Miss Mermaid took the bowl, ran to the bathroom, and brought out another bowl of water.

"It's pretty pretty." Xiao Biao stood on the TV cabinet, looking at the koi fish tank not far away.

"That's it." The koi had clear eyes and ears.

"Dinner is ready!" Rabbit Man took out a big bucket from the kitchen, which contained boiled Pipi shrimp. "Today's shrimp is very fresh, and the merchant drove it here in the early morning."

"Let's eat, let's eat." The mermaid lady jumped over to help the rabbit man carry the shrimp bucket.

At this moment, the door of the villa opened with a bang, and Samoyed, who had been missing for two days, appeared at the door.

"Dinner?" Samoyed's eyes sparkled. After entering the room, he stepped back and kicked the door, and closed it with a bang.

"It's time to come back again." Ye Dad gave Samoyed a disgusted look.

Samoyed smiled and ran to the table, chose a chair by himself, sat down obediently and waited for dinner.

It was a joy to eat a meal.

When Xiao Biao was eating Pipi shrimp, he accidentally turned his head to look at the fish tank in the hall, and found that the koi stared at the Samoyed with big eyes.

Throwing away the shrimp skin, Xiao Biao got off the dining table, ran to the side of the fish tank, and asked the koi: "What are you looking at?"

Koi Bobo said a few words: "The back of the Samoyed makes me feel familiar."

Xiao Biao looked back at Samoyed, Samoyed was gobbling up as usual, eating the shrimp with the skin.

As if feeling favored, Samoyed turned his head, with a pure face, and his accent was still the tone of a dubbed film: "Oh my dear friends, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay." Xiao Biao ran back to the table in two or three steps, and continued to eat shrimp.

After Samoyed was full, he burped, jumped off the chair, and started running around the room.

"Go pee and pee!" Old Jingba was startled when he saw the Samoyed spinning around. After throwing away a shrimp shell, he barked at the Samoyed, "Don't pee in the room!"

Samoyed scratched his forehead with his paws, didn't turn around, and lay down on the carpet with a speechless face.

The big koi is still looking at Samoyed intently.

Samoyed also turned to look at the big koi: "Who are you? I haven't seen it before."

"I am me, a different kind of firework!" The big koi started bobbing again, "I have been condemned by God!"

"Shut up!" Xiao Biao glared at Da Jinli, "If you complain again, I'll throw you out."

The big koi closed its mouth and stopped bobbing.

Samoyed yawned, the dog rested its head on its paws, closed its eyes and fell asleep.

The sun is gradually setting to the west.

sunset, moonrise.

Miss Mermaid bought a pure white hammock with tassels a few days ago, and hung it in the hall. Xiao Biao spread a few cushions on the hammock. In the last few nights, Xiao Biao slept in the hammock at night.

"On this, you will have a baby-like sleep." Miss Mermaid stretched out her hand and pushed the hammock down.

Xiao Biao yawned, jumped onto the swaying hammock, and prepared to sleep.

Father Ye fished out the big koi from the fish tank with one paw, put his arms on the sofa, and slept in his arms.

The night was getting deeper and deeper, and the moon outside the window moved slowly above the sky.

When the morning star was lit up in the sky, Xiao Biao was awakened by the sound of the flushing toilet.

Opening his sleepy eyes, he saw Samoyed come out of the bathroom in a daze, then lay back on the fireplace, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Xiao Biao didn't think much, and closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Three seconds later, Xiao Biao opened his eyes and looked at the Samoyed by the fireplace.

Under the light of the fire, the Samoyed's hair is soft and long, and it looks very warm.

but……

When will the Samoyed use the flush toilet?

Xiao Biao frowned, a dog is so talented, shouldn't he give up the convenience of going out in the wild and use the flush toilet?

the next morning.

After Xiao Biao got up, he went to see Samoyed first.

Samoyed has gone out and slipped away by himself.

Nantuhuang was holding the tablet, and stood respectfully under the hammock. Seeing Xiao Biao woke up, Nantuhuang hurriedly handed out his tablet: "I have regulated the care of pets in Jinxiu Mountain City, take a look."

Xiao Biao took the tablet with his claws and looked at it.

"How is it?" Nan Tuhuang looked nervous, "Is it okay?"

"It's good, but there are some small things that need to be revised." Xiao Biao jumped off the bed and summoned Nantuhuang to sit by the window.

One cat and one rabbit discussed and modified the file.

The door of the villa slammed, and Samoyed came back.

"It's not time for dinner yet." Nan Tuhuang looked up at Samoyed, "I came back very early today."

"Well, I'm tired from running." Samoyed ran to the fireplace, lay down, rested his head on his paws, and wanted to sleep again.

"The second child is back, and its former owner gave it a new Frisbee." Nantuhuang said to Samoyed's back, "It asked me to ask you, do you want to go to my house to play, both Alaska and Husky, you guys Four dogs, playing Frisbee together."

Samoyed's back froze for a while, and he turned around after a while, and replied with some reluctance: "Okay... I like playing Frisbee the most."

"Then after lunch, you can go there."

"Okay..." Samoyed turned around and sighed softly.

Xiao Biao stared at Samoyed's back with puzzled eyes.

"Continue, do you want to change this?" Nantuhuang summoned Xiao Biao.

"Hmm... this one sounds too aggressive. It's such a thing, you can't say that." Xiao Biao came back to his senses, clicked out a few key words, and then stretched out his claws to point to another one, "and this According to the article, all provocative pets cannot be punished equally, they should be punished according to the damage caused... Two puppies biting each other to practice culling, that is an important part of growth, it cannot be regarded as a violation of the regulations, but if it causes Serious injury, then it won't work..."

"Yes, yes, yes." Nan Tuhuang nodded, "The habits of dogs and rabbits are different, I was careless."

The ears of the Samoyed by the fireplace twitched. Hearing the conversation between Xiao Biao and Nantuhuang, a look of surprise flashed in the dog's eyes, and he turned his head quietly, looking at the cat and the rabbit.