I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Ah Cai stood up and trotted towards Xiao Biao: "What are you doing?"

"Play together."

Xiao Biao gave Sanhuamao a look.

The three-flowered cat's eyes lit up, and its sharp claws scratched Ah Cai's doggy face.

Ah Cai was startled, and turned to hide, but found that his dog could not move at all, and his limbs were frozen by the ice.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!" Ah Cai screamed miserably from being scratched by Sanhua.

Xiao Biao covered his face with his paws, it was too cruel to watch.

After a while, Xiao Biao put down his paw, and called another dog: "You come here too."

The dog shook his head frantically: "No, you want to help Sanhuamao hit me! I didn't do anything, why did you hit me!"

"It's not hitting you, it's the same way you treat kittens...to play." Xiao Biao said shamelessly, and with a wave of his paw, a gust of wind brought the dog to his eyes, "Wait for the pet law in the community to come out." , we will break the law if we play like this, um... Hurry up."

Xiao Biao waved his paw, and the dog's lower body was also frozen.

The three-flowered cat meowed, bowed left and right, and tried to avenge the two dogs.

Next to the three-flowered cat, the three kittens also stretched out their sharp claws, roaring and screaming.

Looking at the two half-frozen dogs, who were devastated, Xiao Biao suddenly felt a sense of abuse, and frowned: "Next time, don't let me see this kind of thing, my cat, my heart is soft..."

No one around responded to Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao turned to look at Nantuhuang: "Why don't you hold the leader in your arms and chatter? What are you doing there?"

Nantu Huang was taking notes on the tablet with his head down: "Government grows out of the barrel of a gun..."

"Write everything down?" Xiao Biao probed to look at Nantuhuang's tablet.

Impressively, I saw the writing on the tablet: "Little civet cat says one thing and does another, let Bie Chong take the responsibility on him, his butt is clean—should I learn this?"

"What is this, delete it, delete it!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the tablet.

Nan Tuhuang put away the tablet, pretended not to hear Xiao Biao's words, and started another topic: "Then before the introduction of the Yushan Pet Regulations, did you follow this rule first?"

"What's the rule?" asked the squirrel watching from the tree.

"Speak with a big fist." Bengbeng replied.

Nan Tuhuang looked at his little fist: "In short, you have to listen to me."

"Look at you, it's swollen again." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and plucked Nan Tuhuang's ears, "What about your big black back? I think it would be best to leave this dream team to it."

Nan Tuhuang pushed his ear back to the back of his head, not letting Xiao Biao touch it: "Ah, its former owner is on vacation, and they went to the island for vacation together."

"When are you coming back?"

"Come on." Nan Tuhuang scratched his head, then looked down at Sanhua under the rock, "It's almost done, there is no good skin left."

Sanhua glared at Nan Tuhuang: "My husband's legs are all lame."

"Then you take your husband to the medical station to bandage it, otherwise the infection will cause amputation." Nan Tuhuang's three-petal mouth squirmed, and then said, "The medical station...it's at Samoyed's house."

That night, Sanhuamao came to Samoyed's house with her lame husband on her back.

Nantuhuang prepared alcohol gauze anti-inflammatory drugs in advance, and temporarily appointed Teddy Laoqi as a medical soldier to bandage the broken leg of Sanhuamao's husband Ah Heng.

Xiao Biao squatted on the coffee table, watching Teddy Seventh clumsily eliminate the inflammation for Ah Heng and wrap the gauze.

Nantuhuang on the side gave step-by-step instructions to Baidu Encyclopedia on the tablet.

Xiao Biao reached out his claws to fish out a handful of melon seeds from the refreshment tray, and knocked them up: "Why don't you send them to the pet hospital?"

Nan Tuhuang scratched his face: "Splendid Mountain City has its own medical station."

Xiao Biao threw the melon seeds in Xiao Biao's claws at Nan Tuhuang's rabbit face.

"Go." Nan Tuhuang wiped off the melon seeds on his face, glared at Xiao Biao, and continued to look down at the bandaging science on the tablet.

Miss Mermaid walked in from outside the door holding the rabbit mantle, holding a vegetable basket full of vegetables in her hand.

After playing and singing day after day and night after night, Miss Mermaid finally got out of her alcoholic liver. She is quitting alcohol recently and doesn't go out for sex anymore.

As soon as there were many pets eating at the Samoyed's house, the rabbit man volunteered to cook. He was originally a pet who loved cooking. Since he went down the mountain, he has been eating takeaway with Ye Daddy, and he is already tired of eating.

"Eat shrimp at night." The rabbit man jumped out of Miss Mermaid's arms, licked his mouth, "braised prawns in oil."

Ye Daddy jumped up from the sofa: "Have you bought it?"

Rabbit Man nodded: "I went to several vegetable markets to buy such a big one."

Miss Mermaid put the vegetable basket on the table, took out a girly pink feather nest from her pocket, and walked to the refrigerator.

Pick up the sleeping little bat, put it into the pink feather nest, and put the feather nest on top of the refrigerator.

There is also a silver star pendant hanging on the feather nest, full of princess style.

"It looks good." Miss Mermaid rubbed her hands.

Buying a nest for the little bat is not because Miss Mermaid has a good relationship with Little Bat, but because after Miss Mermaid integrated into human society, she has become infected with the bad habit of buying, buying, buying, and buying.

When I see something cute, I want to take it home.

As for the use of bringing it home, Miss Mermaid doesn't think about it.

And recently, Miss Mermaid started to make money by herself, and her talismans became more and more expensive, but the commission for Xiao Biao has always been the previous price.Xiao Biao seldom draws talismans, but besides selling talismans, Miss Mermaid also cuts ribbons for certain companies to drive away evil spirits...

With all kinds of income, Miss Mermaid's wallet has quietly bulged.

For a 20 yuan pink feather nest, Miss Mermaid can fully afford it.

"Then you cook first, we'll come back later to eat." Xiao Biao jumped off the coffee table, reached out to summon Miss Mermaid, and ran out of the room.

After leaving the house, in the yard, the little loli got out of the ground and shook the soil on her body: "Go, the koi pond?"

"Yeah." Xiao Biao nodded, "Look for the spirit vein."

"Really?" Miss Mermaid followed behind Xiao Biao, "I lived under the pond for so long, and I didn't notice anything."

"Go down and have a look." Little Lolita has been freezing in the yard recently, and her words have become particularly succinct.

The three pets arrived at the koi pond.

A layer of ice had formed on the surface of the koi pond, and the ice was covered with thick snow.

Little Lolita stood on the ice, stretched out her hand to make a hole in the ice, and then stood by the pool and looked at Miss Mermaid.

Miss Mermaid reached out to check the temperature of the water: "There is flowing water inside, it won't be particularly cold, let's jump."

"Look at the little loli, he's a pet in the mountains, so his water skills shouldn't be very good." Xiao Biao took out a side of vodka from his pocket, and put it between the little loli and Miss Mermaid, "Take a sip, warm your body, It's winter swimming!"

Little Lolita: "...I hate alcohol."

Miss Mermaid covered her mouth with her hand: "Don't let me see the wine, I'm hurt from drinking it, I feel sick just looking at it."

Xiao Biao looked at the two pets, took the vodka by himself, unscrewed the cap, and took a sip.

Then he put the vodka in his pocket, and the very old driver began to stretch his body before going into the water.

"Aww——" Xiao Biao stretched his legs.

"Meow--" Xiao Biao lowered his waist.

Miss Mermaid couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped into the ice first.

"Take me!" Little Loli reached out and grabbed Miss Mermaid's shoulder.

I went into the water with Miss Mermaid.

"Meow—" Xiao Biao moved his hip joint.

After doing a set of warm-ups, Xiao Biao bent down and wiped his body with ice water. After his fur was wet, Xiao Biao slowly entered the water: "Aww, meow——"

Holding his breath, Xiao Biao dived into the water.

The mermaid and little loli are patrolling underwater.

Xiao Biao swam with the mermaid and little loli on their backs, and went to inspect the other side. After swimming for a while, Xiao Biao found a big koi writhing in front of him, which was very annoying.

Stretching out his claws, he swiped away the big koi.

The big koi was reluctant to give up, so he stuck it to Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao was very annoyed, so he speeded up and got rid of the koi.

Swimming at the bottom of the pool for a while, Xiao Biao's head was hypoxic, and using his hands and feet, he swam to the edge of the two rooms and one hall, and stepped into the two rooms and one hall.

After a while, Miss Mermaid brought little Lolita to the two-bedroom one-living room.

"I have to take root to investigate, let's take root here, it's hard to breathe outside." The little lolita walked out of the two rooms and one hall, with her head still in the two rooms and one hall, rooting crookedly.

The neck stretched half a meter long, and the scene was once very scary.

Miss Mermaid looked up at the ceiling, Xiao Biao covered her eyes with her paws.

Time passed little by little, and little Lolita was still feeling it with her roots.

There was a bang bang bang outside the two rooms and one hall.

Xiao Biao looked up, and saw the big koi that was an eyesore just now.

"Ah, isn't this the big pillow your father lost?" Miss Mermaid jumped up, stretched out her hand, and pulled the koi in from the outside, "Since this koi was lost, your father has been unhappy for a long time, I gave it several new pillows, and it was not happy."

"Bobo." The big koi spit bubbles.

Hearing Miss Mermaid's words, Xiao Biao remembered.

At that time, I was standing in the hall, and when I saw the koi jumping out, I gave it a kick. Although I didn't kick it out, anyway... I was the one who sent the koi back to the koi pond.

Xiao Biao remembered how the koi followed him closely in the water just now...

I also remembered not long ago, the morning when I beat Lin Ziqing in the community, I looked down at the water surface of the koi pond in despair, and it was also this koi carp that came out of the water to comfort myself...

This is a kindness koi!

Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his claws to take the big koi: "Are you here to repay your kindness?"

The big koi blinked: "Bobo."

"What do you say?"

Big koi: "Bobo."

Xiao Biao turned to look at the mermaid: "Can't it talk?"

"Yes, it has a dry throat." Miss Mermaid returned to the bedroom, took out half a large shell, filled a shell of water from the second bedroom and one living room, and put the koi in the water.

The koi turned sideways in the shell: "Bobo."

Bobo clicked twice, and the koi spoke normally: "I am condemned by God!"

Xiao Biao: "..."

The koi continued to speak: "I am a dragon!"

Xiao Biao and Miss Mermaid looked at each other, is this koi crazy?

The koi is still in Bobo: "That year, I worked so hard that the carp leaped over the dragon gate and became a dragon!"

Xiao Biao coughed twice: "And then?"

Koi: "I'm a wave. After I jumped the dragon gate, I jumped back!"

Koi: "I am condemned by God!"

Koi: "I jumped repeatedly on the dragon gate!"

Koi: "I'm sorry I lied, I didn't jump sideways repeatedly, I only jumped back and forth once!"

Koi: "After I leaped over the Dragon Gate, I was as light as a swallow in an instant, and there were surging clouds and mist under my feet... I was so excited, I should never have looked back at that one, and it missed me..."

Koi: "Longmen is seducing me, let me jump back."

Koi: "I'm probably the first Koi to jump back..."

Koi: "I have lost all my aura, but my arrogance remains the same... I am a dragon!"

Xiao Biao covered the fish's mouth with one paw: "Throw it out."