I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler
Chapter 114
The sparrow chirped: "After registering, can I eat whatever I want?"
The little squirrel nodded: "Yes."
Among the three sparrows, the fattest one was a little worried: "We have a lot of sparrow brothers. Are the grains you sprinkled enough to eat?"
"So you need to register first. Nan Tuhuang said that you have to know how many pets you have in total before you can prepare food relief for the winter." The little squirrel raised its fluffy tail and looked at the fat sparrow seriously. "Nantuhuang said that it will crack down on sparrows who are not registered as pets, and have no rations."
"Ah, then I'll register first." The fat sparrow squeezed away the two skinny sparrows beside him, "My name is sparrow."
"Your name is Sparrow?"
The sparrow nodded.
The two sparrows behind the fat sparrow also poked their heads over: "We are also called sparrows."
"Wait a minute!" The little squirrel waved his hand, "Your names are too popular... Also, I'm not in charge of registration, I'm in charge of publicity. All those flying in the sky should find Crow Bounce to register, and those running on the ground should go to Lao Jing register."
When the three sparrows heard this, they fluttered away from the branch.
The little squirrel pointed in the direction of the koi pond: "Bouncing in the koi pond."
The three sparrows circled in the air, chirping and flying towards the koi pond.
As soon as the sparrow left, the squirrel also jumped down from the tree. It continued to wander around the community, looking for stray pets, and publicizing the wintering of the community.
Unknowingly, I walked to the gate of the community, and when I looked up, I saw two people with suitcases walking in from outside the community.
The property on duty in the sentry box greeted the two of them: "You two are back too?"
"Yeah." The two returned to the property with a smile, then dragged their suitcases and continued to walk into the community.
The squirrel looked away, turned and jumped onto the nearest pine tree.
Another squirrel was standing on the pine tree.
"Hi, I'm from the Propaganda Department of the Fairview Mountain City Pet Committee. I want to introduce to you the wintering plan for stray pets in the community." The squirrel said.
Another squirrel stretched out its paw to stop its words: "I am also from the Propaganda Department."
"Oh, so..."
"Let's go, let's go together to promote, one male and one female, so we won't be tired from working."
"Okay... okay."
In the pet temporary base, Xiao Biao stood on the roof ridge of the highest floor of the villa, looking out to the path outside the yard.
There was an old man in a suit standing on the path. The old man had been lingering at the gate of the villa for half an hour.
"Who is that?" Nantuhuang sat beside Xiao Biao, holding a tablet in his hand. Recently, Nantuhuang used a tablet for office work.
"He is a calligrapher." Xiao Biao sat on the ridge of the roof, licking his little paws unhurriedly.
"What is the calligrapher hanging around at the gate of the stronghold?" Nan Tuhuang lowered his head and opened the tablet, asking Xiao Biao while sliding the pet information PPT.
In the PPT, there are all the latest registered pets of Splendid Mountain City.
"Look." Nan Tuhuang handed the tablet in front of Xiao Biao, "This pigeon was originally a pigeon from the painter's former residence. I don't know where I found out that our community provides winter food, so I moved directly to it. Our neighborhood is gone."
Xiao Biao turned to look at Nantuhuang: "You have also registered the pets in other communities? Isn't that going to consume a lot of winter food?"
"Although it used to be the pet of other neighborhoods, it will be the pet of our neighborhood after it's done." Nantu Huang laughed, "At the same time as these pets were registered, I asked them to swear to join the pet association and settled in the Jinxiushancheng community. .”
"So?" Xiao Biao propped his legs up like an antenna, trying to stretch his neck to lick his white stockings.
"So..." Nan Tuhuang looked proud, "Next year's Yushan Conference, my performance will become even better!"
"Don't let performance blind you."
"Huh?" Nan Tuhuang was puzzled, "What do you mean?"
"Don't blindly pursue the meaning of quantity." Xiao Biao switched legs and continued to lick, "All Yushan's pets are here, do you accept them too? You want to make the community run healthily."
"Don't educate me! I understand it very well!" Nan Tuhuang frowned.
After a long while, Nantuhuang opened his mouth to say something more, when his eyes suddenly caught sight of a group of properties running towards the koi pond.
It stood up and stretched its claws to point out the yard: "It seems that the calligrapher called the property?"
Xiao Biao sighed: "Oh."
"This calligrapher looks familiar, have I seen him before?"
"They are all neighbors, you should have seen them." Xiao Biao stood up, shaking the snowflakes on his buttocks, "The matter of Lin Ziqing is over, and everyone who fled from Yushan has come back."
Nantuhuang nodded, and then a look of surprise flashed across the rabbit's face: "It's him!"
"Isn't it him? Meow!"
The noise of the property came from outside the yard.
"Shouldn't there be a villa in this area?"
"It's strange, I'll count again..." The other property raised his foot, walked towards the Samoyed's house not far away, and looked back at the calligrapher, "Is your house this villa?"
"That's the Russian's house. Look, his dog is still playing in the snow in the yard."
Through the courtyard wall, the property saw the Samoyed who was making a snowman in the courtyard.
Next to the Samoyed, there are Alaska and huskies who meet and play together.
"It's really not this one..." The property owner withdrew his gaze and walked further away.
"Don't go that way, my house is very close to the koi pond!" The calligrapher chased after him with a confused expression, "My house is not over there."
"But there is no house here." The property owner shouted from a distance.
"Yeah, my house..."
On the roof, Xiao Biao asked Nan Tuhuang: "When will the house that Master Qiao gave you be renovated?"
"Uh...at least four or five months."
"Then we..."
Nan Tuhuang blinked his eyes: "That's it, anyway, there is a formation, and the calligrapher can't get in."
Xiao Biao rolled his eyes: "But it's not convenient for us to go out."
When the moon was dark and the wind was high, Xiao Biao moved his position with a pet in a stronghold.
The destination is very close, not far from Samoyed's house.
Because Yuri entered the game again, Samoyed's house became an empty house without an owner again.
Little Loli hugged Ge Ge's stiff body, turned out of the villa, bypassed the calligrapher who was dozing off in a down jacket in the middle of the ground, and ran straight to Samoyed's house.
Xiao Biaoren stood up, holding a curled up bat in one paw, and hooked a bag full of yellow paper talismans in the other paw, walking lightly, passing by the calligrapher who was dozing off on the curb, straight Run towards Samoyed's house.
Ye Daddy, Rabbit Man, Miss Mermaid, Old Jingba, and Nan Tuhuang all followed on tiptoe.
Everyone passed by the door of the dozing calligrapher, and ran straight to Samoyed's house.
The yard of Samoyed's house was half open, and when all the pets had entered, Samoyed stretched out his claws and pushed the yard door.
A creak pierced the silent night.
The old calligrapher woke up suddenly.
He stood up slowly, moved his stiff legs, and looked down at his watch.
It was already very late, he sighed, and started to leave here.After taking two steps, he couldn't help but look back at the place where his villa originally existed.
Looking at the past, the old calligrapher was startled.
Villa is back.
"You're kidding me!" the calligrapher raised his head and scolded the sky.
Samoyed home.
"Are you still keeping it? Hurry up and deal with it, so many bats are buried." Xiao Biao threw the little bat in his hand to Little Lolita, "Is it hibernating?"
"It should be in hibernation." Little Loli put the little bat on the refrigerator. "He and Miss Mermaid are both NPCs who escaped from the battlefield. If I just send it back by itself, I'm afraid people will say that I am favoritism behind my back."
Miss Mermaid heard this, reached out to touch Xiao Biao's head, and said kindly, "Keep it, it's just a bat."
Xiao Biao pushed Miss Mermaid's hand away: "Then keep it."
Miss Mermaid nodded, smiling without showing her teeth, very much like Master Yushan.
Little Loli opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Changbai Mountain mineral water from it, and poured it directly on his head. After pouring it, he turned and walked into the yard: "I'll go plant myself in the ground for a while."
Old Jingba stared at Little Lolita's back in dumbfounded: "He's not afraid of being covered in ice."
Nan Tuhuang on the side nodded: "As soon as the radish is frozen, it will become bran, and I don't know what will happen to the ginseng if it is frozen."
The pets chatted while getting acquainted with the new villa, the fireplace was lit, and the room was warm and cozy.
"Didn't you say that a pregnant female cat is coming?" Miss Mermaid took out a crib from her fishtail pocket, put it on the edge of the fireplace, and knelt down to warm herself. "I've already bought a crib. Still not here?"
Xiao Biao was also puzzled, and leaned closer to the fireplace: "I don't know, I think the three-flowered cat's stomach is about to give birth."
The best place in the lobby is the sofa.
Ye Daddy sat down on the sofa a long time ago, and even opened a can of Yuri's stock beer. Hearing this, it meowed: "I'll ask Ah Hum tomorrow."
Rabbit mantle sat next to Ye Daddy, holding the remote control in its paws, turned the channel for a while, and stopped after turning to the Miss Beauty Pageant.
The rabbit's eyes stared at the TV screen brightly, and he never forgot to tease the wild father: "Sanhua has a husband herself, no matter how courteous you are, you will be useless."
Ye Daddy glared at the rabbit cat, and grabbed the remote control: "What are you looking at, what's so interesting about a human being who has no hair and doesn't dress well!"
Just as the pets were talking to each other and chatting in full swing, there were footsteps on the stairs.
The sound of human footsteps.
two-legged.
All the pets fell silent in an instant, only the sound of crackling wood burning in the fireplace.
There should be no one upstairs, except...
Little Loli just put Ge Ge's body in a bedroom upstairs.
Xiao Biao turned his head to look up the stairs, and saw Ge Ge.
Ge Ge was staring at her black and white eyes, looking at herself in surprise.
"Little civet cat?"
"Are you awake meow?"
Gege quickly ran down the stairs, reached out and hugged Xiao Biao: "It's really you, you have gained a lot of weight."
Xiao Biao could feel Ge Ge's hand, it was a real hand, not the kind of illusory hand that could pass through claws.
Gege held Xiao Biao in her arms, and when she smiled, two dimples appeared on her face. She turned her head and looked around: "There are so many pets here..."
Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to pat Gege's hand, but Gege's hand was still a little cold.
"What's the matter, little civet cat?" Gege reached out and touched Xiao Biao's head.
Swish.
Miss Mermaid suddenly sprinted to Gege's side, then stretched out her hand, and quickly pulled Xiao Biao out of Gege's arms.
And holding Xiao Biao in his arms, he quickly stepped back several steps.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid suspiciously.
"It's weird, even vampires can breathe, but she doesn't." Miss Mermaid looked at Grid warily, "What the hell is she? She's not a living person, nor a vampire..."
The little squirrel nodded: "Yes."
Among the three sparrows, the fattest one was a little worried: "We have a lot of sparrow brothers. Are the grains you sprinkled enough to eat?"
"So you need to register first. Nan Tuhuang said that you have to know how many pets you have in total before you can prepare food relief for the winter." The little squirrel raised its fluffy tail and looked at the fat sparrow seriously. "Nantuhuang said that it will crack down on sparrows who are not registered as pets, and have no rations."
"Ah, then I'll register first." The fat sparrow squeezed away the two skinny sparrows beside him, "My name is sparrow."
"Your name is Sparrow?"
The sparrow nodded.
The two sparrows behind the fat sparrow also poked their heads over: "We are also called sparrows."
"Wait a minute!" The little squirrel waved his hand, "Your names are too popular... Also, I'm not in charge of registration, I'm in charge of publicity. All those flying in the sky should find Crow Bounce to register, and those running on the ground should go to Lao Jing register."
When the three sparrows heard this, they fluttered away from the branch.
The little squirrel pointed in the direction of the koi pond: "Bouncing in the koi pond."
The three sparrows circled in the air, chirping and flying towards the koi pond.
As soon as the sparrow left, the squirrel also jumped down from the tree. It continued to wander around the community, looking for stray pets, and publicizing the wintering of the community.
Unknowingly, I walked to the gate of the community, and when I looked up, I saw two people with suitcases walking in from outside the community.
The property on duty in the sentry box greeted the two of them: "You two are back too?"
"Yeah." The two returned to the property with a smile, then dragged their suitcases and continued to walk into the community.
The squirrel looked away, turned and jumped onto the nearest pine tree.
Another squirrel was standing on the pine tree.
"Hi, I'm from the Propaganda Department of the Fairview Mountain City Pet Committee. I want to introduce to you the wintering plan for stray pets in the community." The squirrel said.
Another squirrel stretched out its paw to stop its words: "I am also from the Propaganda Department."
"Oh, so..."
"Let's go, let's go together to promote, one male and one female, so we won't be tired from working."
"Okay... okay."
In the pet temporary base, Xiao Biao stood on the roof ridge of the highest floor of the villa, looking out to the path outside the yard.
There was an old man in a suit standing on the path. The old man had been lingering at the gate of the villa for half an hour.
"Who is that?" Nantuhuang sat beside Xiao Biao, holding a tablet in his hand. Recently, Nantuhuang used a tablet for office work.
"He is a calligrapher." Xiao Biao sat on the ridge of the roof, licking his little paws unhurriedly.
"What is the calligrapher hanging around at the gate of the stronghold?" Nan Tuhuang lowered his head and opened the tablet, asking Xiao Biao while sliding the pet information PPT.
In the PPT, there are all the latest registered pets of Splendid Mountain City.
"Look." Nan Tuhuang handed the tablet in front of Xiao Biao, "This pigeon was originally a pigeon from the painter's former residence. I don't know where I found out that our community provides winter food, so I moved directly to it. Our neighborhood is gone."
Xiao Biao turned to look at Nantuhuang: "You have also registered the pets in other communities? Isn't that going to consume a lot of winter food?"
"Although it used to be the pet of other neighborhoods, it will be the pet of our neighborhood after it's done." Nantu Huang laughed, "At the same time as these pets were registered, I asked them to swear to join the pet association and settled in the Jinxiushancheng community. .”
"So?" Xiao Biao propped his legs up like an antenna, trying to stretch his neck to lick his white stockings.
"So..." Nan Tuhuang looked proud, "Next year's Yushan Conference, my performance will become even better!"
"Don't let performance blind you."
"Huh?" Nan Tuhuang was puzzled, "What do you mean?"
"Don't blindly pursue the meaning of quantity." Xiao Biao switched legs and continued to lick, "All Yushan's pets are here, do you accept them too? You want to make the community run healthily."
"Don't educate me! I understand it very well!" Nan Tuhuang frowned.
After a long while, Nantuhuang opened his mouth to say something more, when his eyes suddenly caught sight of a group of properties running towards the koi pond.
It stood up and stretched its claws to point out the yard: "It seems that the calligrapher called the property?"
Xiao Biao sighed: "Oh."
"This calligrapher looks familiar, have I seen him before?"
"They are all neighbors, you should have seen them." Xiao Biao stood up, shaking the snowflakes on his buttocks, "The matter of Lin Ziqing is over, and everyone who fled from Yushan has come back."
Nantuhuang nodded, and then a look of surprise flashed across the rabbit's face: "It's him!"
"Isn't it him? Meow!"
The noise of the property came from outside the yard.
"Shouldn't there be a villa in this area?"
"It's strange, I'll count again..." The other property raised his foot, walked towards the Samoyed's house not far away, and looked back at the calligrapher, "Is your house this villa?"
"That's the Russian's house. Look, his dog is still playing in the snow in the yard."
Through the courtyard wall, the property saw the Samoyed who was making a snowman in the courtyard.
Next to the Samoyed, there are Alaska and huskies who meet and play together.
"It's really not this one..." The property owner withdrew his gaze and walked further away.
"Don't go that way, my house is very close to the koi pond!" The calligrapher chased after him with a confused expression, "My house is not over there."
"But there is no house here." The property owner shouted from a distance.
"Yeah, my house..."
On the roof, Xiao Biao asked Nan Tuhuang: "When will the house that Master Qiao gave you be renovated?"
"Uh...at least four or five months."
"Then we..."
Nan Tuhuang blinked his eyes: "That's it, anyway, there is a formation, and the calligrapher can't get in."
Xiao Biao rolled his eyes: "But it's not convenient for us to go out."
When the moon was dark and the wind was high, Xiao Biao moved his position with a pet in a stronghold.
The destination is very close, not far from Samoyed's house.
Because Yuri entered the game again, Samoyed's house became an empty house without an owner again.
Little Loli hugged Ge Ge's stiff body, turned out of the villa, bypassed the calligrapher who was dozing off in a down jacket in the middle of the ground, and ran straight to Samoyed's house.
Xiao Biaoren stood up, holding a curled up bat in one paw, and hooked a bag full of yellow paper talismans in the other paw, walking lightly, passing by the calligrapher who was dozing off on the curb, straight Run towards Samoyed's house.
Ye Daddy, Rabbit Man, Miss Mermaid, Old Jingba, and Nan Tuhuang all followed on tiptoe.
Everyone passed by the door of the dozing calligrapher, and ran straight to Samoyed's house.
The yard of Samoyed's house was half open, and when all the pets had entered, Samoyed stretched out his claws and pushed the yard door.
A creak pierced the silent night.
The old calligrapher woke up suddenly.
He stood up slowly, moved his stiff legs, and looked down at his watch.
It was already very late, he sighed, and started to leave here.After taking two steps, he couldn't help but look back at the place where his villa originally existed.
Looking at the past, the old calligrapher was startled.
Villa is back.
"You're kidding me!" the calligrapher raised his head and scolded the sky.
Samoyed home.
"Are you still keeping it? Hurry up and deal with it, so many bats are buried." Xiao Biao threw the little bat in his hand to Little Lolita, "Is it hibernating?"
"It should be in hibernation." Little Loli put the little bat on the refrigerator. "He and Miss Mermaid are both NPCs who escaped from the battlefield. If I just send it back by itself, I'm afraid people will say that I am favoritism behind my back."
Miss Mermaid heard this, reached out to touch Xiao Biao's head, and said kindly, "Keep it, it's just a bat."
Xiao Biao pushed Miss Mermaid's hand away: "Then keep it."
Miss Mermaid nodded, smiling without showing her teeth, very much like Master Yushan.
Little Loli opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Changbai Mountain mineral water from it, and poured it directly on his head. After pouring it, he turned and walked into the yard: "I'll go plant myself in the ground for a while."
Old Jingba stared at Little Lolita's back in dumbfounded: "He's not afraid of being covered in ice."
Nan Tuhuang on the side nodded: "As soon as the radish is frozen, it will become bran, and I don't know what will happen to the ginseng if it is frozen."
The pets chatted while getting acquainted with the new villa, the fireplace was lit, and the room was warm and cozy.
"Didn't you say that a pregnant female cat is coming?" Miss Mermaid took out a crib from her fishtail pocket, put it on the edge of the fireplace, and knelt down to warm herself. "I've already bought a crib. Still not here?"
Xiao Biao was also puzzled, and leaned closer to the fireplace: "I don't know, I think the three-flowered cat's stomach is about to give birth."
The best place in the lobby is the sofa.
Ye Daddy sat down on the sofa a long time ago, and even opened a can of Yuri's stock beer. Hearing this, it meowed: "I'll ask Ah Hum tomorrow."
Rabbit mantle sat next to Ye Daddy, holding the remote control in its paws, turned the channel for a while, and stopped after turning to the Miss Beauty Pageant.
The rabbit's eyes stared at the TV screen brightly, and he never forgot to tease the wild father: "Sanhua has a husband herself, no matter how courteous you are, you will be useless."
Ye Daddy glared at the rabbit cat, and grabbed the remote control: "What are you looking at, what's so interesting about a human being who has no hair and doesn't dress well!"
Just as the pets were talking to each other and chatting in full swing, there were footsteps on the stairs.
The sound of human footsteps.
two-legged.
All the pets fell silent in an instant, only the sound of crackling wood burning in the fireplace.
There should be no one upstairs, except...
Little Loli just put Ge Ge's body in a bedroom upstairs.
Xiao Biao turned his head to look up the stairs, and saw Ge Ge.
Ge Ge was staring at her black and white eyes, looking at herself in surprise.
"Little civet cat?"
"Are you awake meow?"
Gege quickly ran down the stairs, reached out and hugged Xiao Biao: "It's really you, you have gained a lot of weight."
Xiao Biao could feel Ge Ge's hand, it was a real hand, not the kind of illusory hand that could pass through claws.
Gege held Xiao Biao in her arms, and when she smiled, two dimples appeared on her face. She turned her head and looked around: "There are so many pets here..."
Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to pat Gege's hand, but Gege's hand was still a little cold.
"What's the matter, little civet cat?" Gege reached out and touched Xiao Biao's head.
Swish.
Miss Mermaid suddenly sprinted to Gege's side, then stretched out her hand, and quickly pulled Xiao Biao out of Gege's arms.
And holding Xiao Biao in his arms, he quickly stepped back several steps.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid suspiciously.
"It's weird, even vampires can breathe, but she doesn't." Miss Mermaid looked at Grid warily, "What the hell is she? She's not a living person, nor a vampire..."
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