I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Miss Mermaid sighed, stretched out her hand and pressed her temples, with a troubled expression on her face: "I've already caught up with the tattered ones, throwing everything at me, watching Lin Ziqing 24 hours a day, while dozing off, she I just ran away, really... and there is no one to change my shift..."

"Master Ren, can I ask a question, what is the upper level?"

Miss Mermaid shook her head nervously: "This can't be said, it must be kept secret."

Xiao Zhou has interviewed Miss Mermaid many times, and she knows Miss Mermaid thoroughly. Miss Mermaid’s expression means “quickly ask me hard”: “Some gossip said that some departments are procrastinating, so the Now that Lin Ziqing has a chance to recuperate, wait for the opportunity to escape from the villa?"

"Oh, you can't say that, everyone wants to save face." Miss Mermaid waved her hand, "Don't talk about this, today's interview is mainly to bring benefits to the people of Yushan, Weibo lucky draw to give talismans, let's not talk about these unhappy things gone."

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Zhou smiled honestly. Seeing Miss Mermaid's brows soothed, he knew that Miss Mermaid was very satisfied with this interview.

Miss Mermaid was satisfied, and Xiao Zhou's position as "No.1 News Express" was secure, so Xiao Zhou was satisfied.

Xiao Zhou was full of enthusiasm: "Friends of Yushan, although Lin Ziqing is dead, there are still many unsafe places in life, such as the idiots who follow you, the seniors who bully you, and even the high-altitude encounters you encounter on the road. Falling objects..."

Miss Mermaid heard Xiao Zhou's words getting more and more outrageous, and she was afraid that Xiao Biao's talisman would not be able to control so many things: "The audience friends must not be able to wait, let's start the lottery draw now."

Xiao Zhou: "Weibo has only been posted for 5 minutes, and the number of replies has reached 30! The number of replies is still rising rapidly! Are friends outside Yushan also watching our Yushan News Tongtongtong program? As a reporter from Tongtongtong , I'm so excited, but let's talk about it first, friends outside Yushan, the talismans are not free shipping! Now... let's start drawing the first lucky viewer..."

Whitewater District.

Lin Ji sat in the hall of his home, watching Miss Mermaid's interview on TV.

"Master?" A boy carrying a vegetable basket walked behind him, this is Lin Ji's new apprentice.

Lin Ji didn't speak, just stared at the TV screen silently.

"Master, do you want to eat now? I cooked the fish?" The boy walked around the sofa and looked at Lin Ji's face.

Lin Ji's eyes were frighteningly red.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" The apprentice was startled and looked at Lin Ji helplessly.

"It's okay." Lin Ji reached out to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, and let out a foul breath, "I'm a little sad."

The apprentice looked up at the TV: "Didn't you win the prize?"

"..."

Lin Ji reached out to pick up the wallet from the coffee table, opened the wallet, and revealed a photo of himself and Lin Ziqing.

In the photo, Lin Zi smiled with a sunny face, very cheerful.

Lin Ji gave a wry smile, and only he knew that there was something filthy hidden under Lin Ziqing's cheerful appearance, and he had been like this since he was a child.

Lin Ji reached out and stroked the photo: "Sister, goodbye..."

Lin Ji pulled out the photo, shook the hand holding the photo in the air, and the photo spontaneously ignited.

"Master, why are you crying and laughing?" The apprentice looked at Lin Ji suspiciously.

"I laughed?" Lin Ji reached out and touched the corner of his mouth unconsciously. He froze for a moment, and then smiled wryly, "My sister is dead, and I feel like I can finally take a breath..."

Throwing the photo into the trash can, Lin Ji turned around and continued to look at the wallet.

Under the photo of Lin Ji and Lin Ziqing, there was another photo.

The photo shows a huge wine tank, in which is trapped a giant silver-ringed snake as thick as a water basin.

Lin Ji pulled out the photo, shook it, and the photo spontaneously ignited again.

In the blink of an eye, the photo was burned into a pile of black powder, leaving forest trails all over his hands.

Lin Ji stared at the black gray in his hand for a long time, and the circles of his eyes were red again.

"Master..." Lin Ji's new apprentice was completely stunned, "Are you okay?"

"Let's make fish and eat fish at night." Lin Ji clapped his hands and slapped the ashes into the trash can.

At the same time, Xiao Biao was basking in the sun by the koi pond.

On the branch not far from him, the little kingfisher was chirping loudly and giving lectures to the pets.

A small square of half a square meter was cleared on the ground, and an ancient poem was written on the open space.

It is a song "Goose" by King Luo Bin.

In the koi pond, there are also teaching assistants invited by the little kingfisher, and three beautiful big white geese.

Beside the koi pond, the pets in the north and south districts sat in rows, looking at the little kingfisher seriously, and the classroom was very harmonious.

The wild father, the rabbit mantle, and the little loli are also obediently attending the class.

Ye Dad is a problem baby, he keeps raising his hands and asking: "Why is the water green? Is the water green?"

The little kingfisher thinks that the wild father has a lot of questions, but because of the wild father's arrogance, it dare not not answer. Fortunately, the little kingfisher has a lot of knowledge and can generally deal with it: "When the sun is exposed to the water, the green algae in the water begin to grow. Breeding, turning the water green."

"But the water in the koi pond in the community is transparent!" Father Ye questioned the authority of the little kingfisher.

"That's how the water is filtered."

"The water in the mountains is also transparent!"

"That's flowing fast."

"The sea water in Mermaid Bay is also transparent!"

The little kingfisher frowned: "The sea water looks blue from a distance, and the water in some shallow bays is green."

Father Ye thought for a while, then turned his head and asked the mantle: "Really?"

Rabbit cat scratched his head: "Anyway, it's salty."

The little kingfisher rolled its eyes several times, jumped from the tree to the ground, and wiped off "The Goose" with its claws: "Let's learn from others."

"Learn what?" Wild Father asked.

The paws of the little kingfisher rubbing against the ground stiffened, and Mung Dou blinked his eyes where his back was facing Ye Daddy: "Let's talk about an urgent problem, how pets can avoid parasitic diseases."

"Meow?" Father Ye blinked curiously at the baby, "Tell me quickly."

The little kingfisher chirped and smiled, and drew a scary long worm on the ground with its paws: "The parasites of pets are generally divided into two types: internal and external. Everyone is familiar with the external ones, such as fleas and lice..."

Ye Daddy waved his hand: "It's not worth mentioning!"

The little kingfisher narrowed his eyes, and his voice suddenly became cold: "Today, I will focus on the problem of internal parasites, you, come here!"

The little kingfisher stretched out its wings and pointed at the wild father.

Ye Daddy stood up, twisted his buttocks and walked to the middle of the open space.

The little kingfisher stretched out its wings and patted Ye Daddy's stomach: "There is a kind of insect that lives here. At the beginning of infection, you don't feel any abnormality, but as time goes by, you will become thinner and smaller, and you will lose your hair like crazy. , and finally the skin festered and died!"

The little kingfisher stretched out its wings and patted Ye Daddy's ass: "There is another kind of worm, they parasitize here, similarly, in the initial stage of infection, you don't feel any abnormality, but as time goes by, you will feel dizzy, Walking and wrestling, the intestines were pierced to death in the end!"

The little kingfisher patted Ye Daddy on the head: "The most terrifying kind, parasitizing here, you still don't feel anything at the initial stage of infection, but as time goes by, you will become increasingly insane, and your relatives will not recognize you. In the end, you are stupid I don't even know how I died!"

With its wings behind its back, the little kingfisher glanced at the wild father: "After years of research, it has been proved that the pets with these parasitic diseases are mainly caused by eating raw meat for a long time, such as fishing a koi in a koi pond, biting it. If you eat it as soon as you open it, you will be easily infected with parasites."

The little kingfisher took another look at Ye Daddy.

Ye Daddy's complexion has begun to turn ugly.

The little kingfisher suppressed the pride in his heart, and continued to say in a serious manner: "Or, go to the mountains to hunt wild food. The pets in the mountains are the worst, and the meat from the hunt, even if the meat is cooked, may be infected with parasitic diseases."

Father Ye shivered, paws touching his stomach for a while, his buttocks for a while, and his head from time to time: "Then what should I do, how do I know if I have this disease or not? How to cure it?"

The little kingfisher smiled and was about to answer when a roar interrupted the little kingfisher.

"What are you talking about?!" The rabbit man who had been sitting obediently stood up suddenly, and roared at the kingfisher, "What do you mean the best pet in the mountains?!"

The little girl on the side also looked aggrieved: "Why is the pet in the mountain buried?"

The little kingfisher was stared at by the manulus, and immediately became timid: "I'm talking about other pets in the mountains, not the cat family. The cat family can lick its own claws. The cat family is the cleanest."

"Hmph." The rabbit sat down again.

Little Lolita was the only one who was still wronged. He looked at the little kingfisher with a displeased face, and muttered softly: "We don't bury ginseng..."

Little Lolita had a good temper, so she complained in a low voice, and the bullying little Kingfisher resolutely ignored Little Lolita.

With its two feathered wings on its back, it paced back and forth beside Ye Daddy, continuing to lecture: "It's time to deworm regularly, and there are many methods of deworming..."

Xiao Biao fell asleep on the rock, and the sun was shining on him, making him feel warm.

Suddenly, the koi jumped up from the koi pond, and a second later, the fish fell back to the surface of the water, splashing water on Xiao Biao's face.

Then another one jumped out.

Xiao Biao touched the water on his face with his claws and woke up.

The green cat's eyes looked at the koi pond. The koi in the koi pond were restless, jumping out of the water one by one.

Xiao Biao looked under the pond suspiciously.

Another koi jumped out of the water, swished its tail, and made a splash, and the water pocket brought by its tail splashed Xiao Biao's face.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to stroke the fur, sat up, and took two steps back from the cat.

There was the sound of footsteps behind him.

Xiao Biao turned his head to look, the wild father, the rabbit mantle, and the little loli had already run to his side.

"Look at the back mountain!" Ye Dad stretched out his claws and pointed in the direction of the back mountain.

The little kingfisher and the pets listening to the class all raised their heads, looking in the direction of the back mountain.

Xiao Biao rubbed his sleepy eyes, yawned, and looked towards the back mountain.

In the direction of the back mountain, I don't know what happened between the blue mountains and haze. Countless birds were startled, hovering in the air, and did not fall for a long time.

Rabbit mantle looked nervous: "I have pets to grab the territory from me!"

"It seems to be a snake..." Little Lolita's feet had been inserted into the ground at some point, "I heard the plants in the back mountain trembling...the sound is too noisy...I'm not sure."

"What's not sure about it!" Father Ye stretched out his claws to poke little Lolita, "Open your eyes wide, those snake-headed ones... all came out of the forest."

A sparrow flew over tremblingly, and after panting heavily, it stopped in front of Xiao Biao. The snake came down the mountain and came this way."

Xiao Biaomao's face was horrified: "My God, is it going to destroy the community?!"

The little sparrow flapped its wings twice, its eyes frightened: "It doesn't enter the community, it says it will wait for you in the pine forest at the foot of the mountain..."

"wait for me?"

"It said...it's your Aunt Yin." The sparrow shrank its wings, "it can lift me up with its breath... run away!"

Xiao Biao raised the cat's head to look at the direction of the back mountain. From time to time, a white thing popped up above the lush green, which was the snake's head of the coral snake: "Is she made of balloons? If you say big, it's big, if you say small, it's small? "