I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"I'm so angry meow!" Father Ye waved his two fleshy claws.

After taking off the white gloves, Ye Dad's two claws turned into meaty dough balls.

Xiao Biao's cat eyes were wide open, and the stars and seas even stared out of his pupils. He bent down his soft waist, and was just about to pick up Ye Daddy's glove and study it carefully, but Ye Daddy suddenly clawed out his claws, and picked it up like a flash of lightning. He took up his gloves.

Father Ye sucked his nose, and the tip of his nose was shining with a liquid crystal luster: "It's too cold!"

Having said this, it put on the gloves again.

Then he hugged his paws to his chest, and a cat-like farmer came and lay down on the rock, with the sea breeze blowing his wet fur: "It's really cold here."

Xiao Biao watched the pair of white gloves fit onto Ye Daddy's claws again, so he had to lower his head to study his own claws.

Damn, can this thing really be picked?

After poking it twice, Xiao Biao found that his gloves grew on his hands, and the roots of his hair were stuck in his flesh...

That's it.

Xiao Biao turned his gaze to the sea again.

The Russian was standing on the bow, looking down at the sea.

The Russian boat was some distance from the shore, where the waves were relatively calm.The reason why Xiao Biao felt the waves were rough was because there was a cliff not far from the shore where he was, which was where the mermaid was sitting just now. Splashing, when it came to Xiao Biao's side, the waves became bigger.

In the blink of an eye, the mermaid who jumped into the sea had already swam to the side of the boat. She poked her head out of the water, her long golden hair shining brightly in the moonlight, looking very fairy-tale.

The Russian had already squatted down and looked at the mermaid.

"Kalasavi!" The Russian jumped out in Russian.

The blond-haired mermaid didn't understand, her two slender arms were out of the water, her onion-like fingers were pawing at the side of the boat, and she spoke in an authentic Beijing movie: "What are you talking about?"

The Russian was stunned for a moment, and then uttered a crappy entry-level Chinese: "Nihao!"

The mermaid beauty freed up a hand, scratched her face, and glanced at the Russian man out of the corner of her eye: "Give me a hand, let my sister go up first."

The Russian still didn't understand. He looked at the mermaid's long golden hair and changed it to English: "WhereamI"

Miss Mermaid has been able to stand on her own feet, using her hands and tail together, and began to climb onto the boat.

The Russians finally knew what Miss Mermaid was going to do. She stretched out her hand to pull the mermaid, and did not forget to continue dancing in English: "andwhoareyou"

The mermaid was caught by the Russians and boarded the boat. She sat on the edge of the boat and carefully looked at the Russians' eyebrows and eyes.

High nose and deep eyes, because of drinking too much, a little rosacea.

"Tsk..."

Not very pretty, Miss Mermaid came to a conclusion.

Since you are not handsome, then only...

eat it up!

She slapped her tail on the edge of the boat, jumped into the water, her mouth grew big in an instant, and she rushed towards the Russians with a bloody mouth.

"Ah!" The Russian screamed.

This scream is common both at home and abroad, and everyone can understand it.

In the next second, in order to protect themselves, the Russian stretched out two hands and grabbed the mermaid's arms, and threw the mermaid in the air to the ground with an over-the-shoulder throw.

With a loud bang, the deck of the ship was cracked.

"Hiss..." The mermaid was in pain, her sea-blue eyes were faintly red with anger, she tapped her tail on the deck, and the whole fish leaped up again.

With a creak, the deck slapped by the fish's tail was overwhelmed, and a hole was exposed.

Fortunately, it's only the deck, not the bottom of the boat, so it won't leak.

"Nihao!" The Russians were nervous, jumping out Chinese again and again, "Pot oil, pot oil!"

The mermaid opened its mouth in mid-air, revealing a row of tiny teeth, and ran towards the Russian's neck.

With a bang, the mermaid was pushed to the ground again.

With only one hand, the Russians knocked down the mermaid in mid-air, dragged the fish tail and threw it to the ground.

Lift it up and drop it again.

After falling two or three times in a row, the Russians stopped. After stopping, they were still talking: "There are pots, Womeng is a friend! Zhongge Youhao!"

After all, the Russian had immigrated for some time. He knew that although the mermaid was blond and blue-eyed, he could speak authentic Chinese, so he tried his best to communicate in Chinese.

The mermaid was panting heavily on the deck, her face was as cold as frost, but her heart was beating like a drum: "You... stinky... bastard..."

How come the man in front of me is so strong!You must know that as a mermaid, she is much stronger than a human being, even if she meets a few fishermen joining forces, she can knock her down with a flick of her tail.

"Pot of oil!" The Russian waved his hands, indicating that he was harmless to humans and animals, but he kept aiming at Miss Mermaid's tail, making sure that the fish tail really grew together with the beauty's body. His face became a little bit dangerous.

Miss Mermaid was so hairy when the Russians looked at her. Even though she was half-human, half-fish and cold-blooded, she couldn't help but want to tremble.

The Russian seems to have come to his senses and confirmed that the other party is not a human being, and he is going to kill him.

"Wait for my sister!" Miss Mermaid jumped to the side of the boat, "I want my sister to see you again, you bastard, my sister will never..."

Before she finished speaking, Miss Mermaid had already jumped onto the edge of the boat, and she didn't care about finishing her harsh words, so she dived back into the water with a plop.

After swimming for a long distance, she raised her head again: "I want my sister to see you again, and I want you to look good!"

The Russian stood at the bow, and he didn't understand a word.

On the shore, Xiao Biao was still watching a play.

Ye Daddy stretched out his cat's paw to wipe his snot blown out by the wind. After wiping twice, he opened his mouth with a little joy in his voice: "Great, the Russians are not dead."

Xiao Biao was a little surprised: "I didn't expect you to care about him. I thought you looked down on human beings, and you were also very impatient with the Samoyed he raised."

"Bah." Ye Daddy wiped his nose again, "I was thinking, humans should be able to take us home."

"First of all, let him find us." Xiao Biao straightened his upper body and stared at the boat, "We are small, so he has to swim over if he is afraid he can't see us."

"..."

The feral cat has an ugly face, and it can't swim.

Xiao Biao was eager to try, and was about to go to the beach, when Father Ye suddenly stretched out his cat's paw to block Xiao Biao.

"Why? I'm still a kitten, and I can't take you with me when swimming." Xiao Biao used to be an unloving person.

"Heh." Father Ye sneered, stretched out his claws and pointed at the boat in the distance, "Look, is that boat going to sink?"

Xiao Biao hurried to see it.

Just look at the boat sinking straight and straight in an extremely weird form.

Generally, a shipwreck would sink with its hull tilted, but that ship sank smoothly, as if a hand was firmly pulling the ship into the water.

Xiao Biao was stunned. He watched the Russian running around anxiously like ants in a hot pot on the deck of the ship.

"Did that big fish do it?" Ye Dad stared at the sea surface, looking for clues, but suddenly saw the mermaid not far away from it, swimming towards the shore, and he was on the beach.

"That thing is coming towards us!" Father Ye was a little flustered, "It's too big, I'm afraid it can't be beaten, even if it is beaten, it won't be able to eat a meal."

"Shut up!" Xiao Biao stretched out his white gloves, and pressed Ye Daddy's mouth, "Listen!"

"Huh?" Father Ye took off Xiao Biao's white gloves and blinked, "What are you listening to?"

"It's like... the crowing of a rooster?"

"Have you ever seen a chicken?" Father Ye stared with disbelief, "I've only seen it on TV."

Xiao Biao turned his fluffy head and looked around. There are only jagged rocks on the shore, and there are coral foam all over the place. Where is there a rooster.

"It came from over there." Xiao Biao's eyes lit up.

"Where?"

"The community, the koi pond in our community." Xiao Biao stretched his waist, raised his legs and ran to the beach, "If we enter the sea, maybe we can go back."

"I can't swim!" Father Ye followed Xiao Biao to the beach.

On the beach made of coral foam, the mermaid has already landed, half of her tail is soaked in the sea water, her arms and butt are leaning on the beach, her face is full of grievances, and she is shedding tears.

Her tail was thrown by the Russians, and a lot of scales were lost, and the flesh flew out.

When Xiao Biao ran to the side of the mermaid, he accelerated his speed. He was afraid that the mermaid would not be able to eat people, and he wanted to attack the cat. However, while running, his cat's eyes sharply noticed that on the beach near the mermaid, there were rolling one after another. white big pearl.

Darling, it's worth a lot of money.

Xiao Biao jumped up with a whoosh, and with a bead in the cat's mouth, he ran on and jumped directly into the sea, diving for a while, not daring to show his head.

When the mermaid came to his senses, he was shocked: "What the hell?"

I saw a big chubby civet cat squatting not far from the shore.

Ye Dad's four legs were soaked in the water, but he didn't dare to move any further.

It really can't swim.

"Meow meow meow, son suck?!" Ye Dad's cry was extremely miserable, but Xiao Biao was nowhere to be seen on the sea.

"Meow meow meow! Son suck!?"

One after another, like weeping and complaining.

The mermaid's eyes lit up little by little, she flicked her tail, and crawled towards Ye Daddy.

Xiao Biao dived in the water for a while, making sure he had swum far enough, and then surfaced again, sticking out the cat's head.

The crowing of the rooster became louder.

He hooked the beads in his mouth with his two front paws, stepped on the water with his two hind paws, and looked up to the shore.

The scenery in front of me is very familiar, the street lamps with a little yellow in the white, and the viewing corridor spread out on the water.

Something in the water hit Xiao Biao, it was a small koi.

Xiao Biao returned to the community.

Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, the sound of splashing water suddenly came from his ears, as if some huge object was stirring his body in the water.

Xiao Biao was startled, kicked his cat's legs several times, swam to the viewing veranda, climbed up the veranda, he was relieved, and turned his head to look.

Then I knew who made the sound of water just now.

A Samoyed is dog-planing in the water. It holds its unconscious Russian master in its long mouth, and is leading people to swim to the shore.

A vision of a faithful dog and savior.

The Russian came back too.

But where did the cock crow come from?

"Dog dog dog dog dog hook!" Another loud and clear cock crow sounded, so close that it seemed to be right next to my ear.

Xiao Biao put the beads on the ground, poked his ears twice with his paw, and then looked for the direction of the cock.

Above the pavilion on the veranda, on the ridge of the roof, stood a majestic and high-spirited big rooster.

Yin Hong's rooster's comb shook twice, and the rooster looked down at Xiao Biao: "Gougougou!"

"Meow..." Xiao Biao responded to the other party's greeting.

"Dog dog!" The rooster shook its red and colorful feathers, very imposing.

Xiao Biao quickly asked again: "I haven't seen you in the community, whose family do you belong to?"

The rooster stretched out its majestic wings and pointed to its chest.

At this moment, the moonlight had already disappeared in the clouds, and Xiao Biao could only see the golden rooster's chest, which seemed to be wearing a small chain, which might be a pet tag.

After thinking about it, he lowered his head to pick up the bead, held it in his mouth, and then jumped onto the roof of the pavilion.

As it got closer, Xiao Biao could clearly see what was on the rooster's chest.

The shape of claws, wrapped with gold wire, engraved with two characters, ancient seal script.

Looking at those two words, Xiao Biao almost swallowed the pearl in his mouth in shock.

touch gold.

Dare to feel that this is a chicken that knows how to find the dragon's acupuncture point, divide the gold and set the acupuncture point, and has a family tradition of touching the golden talisman.

Is this touching the chicken of Xiaowei Jin's house?

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Xiao Biao: The wild father is lost.