Thief, you are teasing me

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The wind is sunny and the flowers are blooming everywhere.

Among the fragrant flowers, stands a chic wooden house.The inside and outside of the wooden house are covered with red silk, and the walls are pasted with big red happy characters.And Feng Shun was standing in front of the hall with his arms folded, admiring the wedding room he had arranged with his own hands.Today is a good day, because he and Chen Ye are getting married.

At this moment, Chen Ye was standing in front of the uncoated mirror, and his elder sister Chen Lu was helping him arrange his wedding robe.Although today is a day of great joy, he has an ominous premonition that the wedding will not go well.

"Hey, old lady, I'm not married yet, and you, the younger brother, are going to be married." Chen Lu felt a little jealous when she saw her younger brother dressed in red, who was so glamorous.

"It's not marriage, it's marriage." The corners of Chen Ye's eyes twitched slightly, remembering that when he proposed marriage to his elder sister, the elder sister was shocked.But she is also an open-minded person, as long as her brother likes it, she can accept it, and happily agrees to be a witness.

In order to prepare for the wedding, several people decorated the house warmly and festively, and prepared all kinds of fine wine and fish.They didn't invite guests, because they don't need earth-shattering, just plain happiness.

Feng Shun stood in the hall full of joy, waiting for Chen Ye to come to visit and get married.At this time there was a knock on the door behind him, Feng Shun looked back in surprise, only to see a burly man appearing in the light and shadow.

"What are you doing here?" A trace of displeasure flashed in Feng Shun's eyes, and he saw that the other party was wearing a red robe with broken sleeves and a pure black cloth belt on his forehead. He was Jin Shaohou who hadn't seen him for a long time!

Jinsi coughed twice on purpose, looked around and said: "This wedding room is well furnished, but it's too shabby."

"You are not welcome here, get out from wherever you came in, or don't blame me for being rude!"

Jin Si didn't seem to hear what Feng Shun was saying, so he took the time to straighten out his robe, and then said: "Did you see my wedding robe, I'm obviously here to marry you."

"You obviously came here to seek death." Feng Shun touched the sword at his waist, but suddenly realized that the sword was put away, because it would be unlucky to get married.

Jinsi didn't intend to do anything, but raised his eyebrows in disdain and said, "Are you taller than me? Do you have as much money as me? You don't have anything, why should you marry my Yeye?"

Feng Shun frowned and was about to fight back, but another person came in at the door.The man was dressed in a light crimson robe, his white hair fluttered as he walked, and his handsome face made it impossible to look away.

"Are you as handsome as I am, and are you as good at martial arts as I am? You see, you have nothing, why marry my Yeye?" Hanyu deliberately imitated Jinsi's tone, saying this.

Feng Shun was so angry that he found countless advantages in his mind at that moment, such as being extremely smart, being considerate, and having both civil and military skills, but in the end he didn't say anything, but just said lightly: "But every night I've only slept with me."

Jin suddenly felt [-] points of hurt. He claimed to have slept with countless beautiful boys, but he just didn't sleep until Chen Ye!

Hanyu still smiled brightly like a peach blossom, "Yeye and I met two years ago. At that time, we got tired of being together in bed and under bed all the time, and we did many shy things in secret. Did Yeye tell you? "

Feng Shun couldn't help covering his chest, a mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out, and Jin Si suffered another [-] points of damage.

A gust of wind passed through the hall, and the three of them stood in a triangle shape, eyeing each other intently.Jin Si then suggested: "Since we all have to compete for the groom's position, why not have a competition, and whoever wins will go to the bridal chamber tonight, how about it?"

"Compared to what?" Feng Shun and Han Yu said in unison, and then gave each other a hard sideways glance.

"Today is a very happy day, so let's not use swords and swords to avoid unlucky luck. But since we want a bridal chamber, then let's compare who is better in bed!"

"... How do you compare this kind of kung fu?" Feng Shun raised his sleeves and waved his sweat.

Jinsi gave a ruffian smile, pointed at his crotch shamelessly and said: "Compare the size here... and you will know who is stronger."

Hanyu couldn't help taking two steps back, his face was written all over you are so shameless, I don't want to compare with you.

Feng Shun saw that Hanyu flinched, so he grabbed Jinsi's neck and said, "Compare, and whoever dares to compare means that he can't do it!" Then the two turned their backs and compared secretly. , but it seems that they are all about the same size.So Feng Shun looked back at Yusheng and said, "He dare not compare, he must be very small."

"Look at how thin he is, he must not be able to do it." Jin Si said with a wicked smile to Feng Shun.

"Who says I can't do it?" Hanyu's cheeks were hot, and he dared to compare himself with them.But after such a comparison, both Feng Shun and Jin Si held their foreheads in shame, while Han Yu's face turned red to the neck.Although Hanyu's figure is the thinnest among the three, there is a certain place that is unexpectedly strong...

After being ashamed for a long time, Feng Shun said: "It's all a mess, it's better to compare whoever rushes to the bridal chamber first, and whoever is the bridegroom." After saying that, he ran away first.

Seeing this, Jinsi and Hanyu quickly chased after him to stop him, and the three of them rushed to the door of the wedding room together, you punched me with a hook, I kicked you with a kick, you strangled my neck and I twisted your arm, obstructing each other and not letting anyone in, I wish I could The door was dismantled.

The three fought for a long time, and no one could get in because they were stuck at the door.So Feng Shun secretly winked at Jin Si, and the two tacitly joined forces to deal with Han Yu.Unexpectedly, the two joined forces suddenly, and Hanyu was caught off guard for a while, and was knocked to the ground by the two of them.

"Don't force me to kill!" Hanyu struggled vigorously, and the two quickly tied him up with ropes, then picked him up and threw him into the iron cage in the next room.

While locking the iron cage, Feng Shun said: "I knew you would come to make trouble. This iron cage is specially prepared for you. It is made of black iron. Let's see how you can escape." There was a dull pain, and then he fainted as soon as his eyes went dark.

"I'm the bridegroom officer!" Jinsi threw away the stick in his hand, and ran to the wedding room next door excitedly.

Pushing open the door, I saw the "bride" sitting on the bed obediently.Jinsi couldn't wait to rush up and lifted the red hijab of the other party. He lowered his eyebrows shyly. His face was so beautiful that it was a bit charming at first glance.

"I miss you so much, let me kiss you!" Jinsi pressed the opponent under his body, and when he touched the opponent's chest, he suddenly felt a big soft lump, and suddenly his eyes widened, "This feeling...why is it a woman? ?”

Chen Lu winked at Jinsi and said, "My younger brother ran away when he heard that there were three grooms. In fact, he can marry on his behalf. Handsome, do you want to consider me? In fact, I look very similar to my younger brother." yes."

Jins stood up disappointedly, "Thank you, I'm not interested."

At this moment, Chen Ye was hiding in the next room. When he went in, he found that there were iron cages in the room, as well as various locks and instruments of torture, but he didn't know that these things were prepared by Feng Shun behind his back, because he was afraid that someone would come. Spoiler at their wedding.

Unexpectedly, not long after Chen Ye hid in the room, Feng Shun and Jin Si brought Hanyu in, and then Feng Shun was knocked unconscious by Jin Si again.After Jin Si left, Chen Ye came out from the corner of the room. He patted Feng Shun's cheek lightly and said, "Wake up, what are you doing, I don't even want to end this marriage."

Seeing that Feng Shun was holding a bunch of keys in his hand, Chen Ye took out the keys, trying to open the lock cage for Han Yu.But at this time Feng Shun woke up suddenly, twisted him into his arms, bit his ear and said: "Why, you don't want to marry me? I still want to bridal chamber here."

"Let go of me, I don't want it!" Chen Ye struggled.

Although Feng Shun had a doting smile on his face, he bound Chen Ye's arm with an iron chain, and the other end of the iron chain was hung on the beam of the house, forcing Chen Ye to raise his arms, revealing two slender and white arms.

"You... don't force me to kill!" Hanyu gritted his teeth secretly, he tried to break free from the rope on his body, but the more he struggled, the tighter the rope became.

Feng Shun put his arms around Chen Ye's waist, and glanced at Hanyu triumphantly, "If you have the guts, jump out and kill people, if you don't, just stand there and watch!" Then he took off Chen Ye's shirt , bent down to kiss his chest, and at the same time put a hand into his underwear.

"Stop it, I don't want to do this kind of thing here!" Chen Ye said with a blushing face.

"I want to be here, what can you do to me?" Feng Shun kept rubbing his fingers, and a hot current surged up in Chen Ye's lower abdomen, and he stood up between his legs.The scorching fingers rubbed over the sensitive column, and the pain and numbness penetrated into the marrow of the bone, and his body was a little bit brittle, because his arm was suspended by the iron chain, so he would not be weak and weak.

Feng Shun's eyes were full of aggression, and he licked and teased his sensitive nipples with the tip of his tongue from time to time.Chen Ye bit his lip, the stinging pain turned into another kind of stimulation, awakening the desire in his body.Then Feng Shun pulled down Chen Ye's trousers and saw that the front of the trousers was already wet, he couldn't help laughing, "You're really lewd, but you've only touched it a few times and you're so wet..."

Chen Ye struggled with shame and anger: "If you treat me like this again, I really want to regret the marriage!"

"We have cooked rice long ago, how can you regret it?" Feng Shun bit Chen Ye's earlobe, feeling that his palm was already wet there, a faint smile appeared on his lips.

Chen Ye swallowed, he forced himself to calm down, but his body became more and more agitated uncontrollably.He subconsciously looked at Hanyu who was trapped in the cage, and found that Hanyu had broken free from the rope and sat up.With the light behind him, he couldn't see Hanyu's expression clearly, he could only feel the icy aura emanating from Hanyu's body.

"How can you enjoy such a delicious prey all by yourself?"

A familiar male voice came from his ear, and Chen Ye was startled, only to realize that Jin Si had actually circled him from behind.Jin Si put his face on Chen Ye's shoulder, licked his tongue at Feng Shun and said, "Why don't we come together, you in front and I in the back, let the bride judge for herself, who is better at kung fu."

"Success, who is afraid of whom?"

"No! I haven't agreed yet!" Chen Ye said in horror, who the hell is your bride!

At this moment, Jin Si took off the cloth strip on his forehead, and covered Chen Ye's eyes with it.The pure black cloth belt he wears on his forehead is a symbol of his warrior status, but at a certain moment, this cloth belt can play a wonderful role.

"The reason why I want to cover your eyes is that I hope you can focus on your physical feelings and then make a fair judgment." Jin Si whispered in Chen Ye's ear, and he put his hand behind Chen Ye At the entrance, a finger slowly extended into the massage, as if searching for something in the narrow passage.And Feng Shun caressed Chen Ye's front end with one hand, and licked the slightly red flower buds with his tongue.

Chen Ye couldn't help clasping his fingers tightly, suppressing the moan that wanted to burst out of his throat.At this time, the fingers in the inner wall retreated, Chen Ye breathed a sigh of relief, but two fingers suddenly broke into the back, encroaching inward bit by bit, making a soft sound of water.The strange pleasure spread, forming a hot current from the waist to the crotch.The one in front of him swelled even more, and the crystal liquid secreted little by little, moistening Feng Shun's fingers again.

"No...you can't treat me like this!" Chen Ye shook his head and struggled.

Feng Shun raised his eyebrows, "Can't you, then why do you seem to be very comfortable when I treat you like this?" When speaking, the teeth bit the pink bud, which slowly extended to the collarbone, leaving a whole piece of cyanosis.The mixture of pain and pleasure made Chen Ye want to escape but was reluctant, wanted to cater but felt ashamed.

"Look at you saying you can't do it, but you're sucking my finger so tightly behind you." Jin Si said and added another finger, pressing the finger even more towards the protruding sensitive point, making Chen Ye Can't help exclaiming.

"Is it so comfortable?" Feng Shun said, leaning his lower body on Chen Ye's body, holding himself and Chen Ye's jade roots at the same time, letting them rub against each other, and they both looked excited and upright.

Chen Ye gritted his teeth tightly, trying not to make a sound of shame.Jins was right, once his eyes were blindfolded, it was easy for him to focus on the senses of the body.At this time, Jinsi suddenly pushed his abdomen forward forcefully, the thick utensils were completely submerged, and the posterior acupoints automatically contracted.The refreshing feeling made Jinsi take a deep breath, "You really fascinate me..."

"I won't forgive you..." Chen Ye gritted his teeth and panted, but unexpectedly, there was another hard bump from behind, and a hard object raged in his body.And the place in front of him is also constantly burning, and the pleasure rushes through his body like a torrent, washing away all his reason.Just when he was about to release, Feng Shun clenched the front end again in a tricky way, intercepting the torrent that was about to spray out, making him tremble uncontrollably.

"Do you still want to regret the marriage?" Feng Shun asked playfully.

"Let go of me...please..." Sweat dripped from his forehead, Chen Ye couldn't help moaning, shaking his body following Jin Si's movements, longing for a deeper and more powerful rhythm, just in his own When he was about to reach the peak again, the meat blade in his body was suddenly pulled out.

"Aren't you tired of living?"

Feng Shun and Jin Si turned their heads at the same time, staring at Han Yu in amazement. Not only did the devil break free from the rope, but even the iron cage made of black iron was twisted and deformed...

"Everyone has something to say, since you want to know who has the best kung fu, then you should come too. Only in this way can you compete." Jin Si gave up his seat as he spoke.

The murderous aura around Hanyu's body disappeared by three points. In fact, after watching it for a while, his heart was already ready to move. It was like a fire was burning in his stomach, which made his whole body uncomfortable.He really couldn't resist the temptation of his sweetheart, his eyes were burning, and he walked over like a bewildered man.

At this moment, Chen Ye's whole body was trembling, he was afraid but also looking forward to it.Suddenly another hard one entered his body, bigger and hotter than the previous one, he couldn't help raising his head and screaming, the originally clean voice was tinged with lust, making it even more seductive.Hearing this sound, Hanyu couldn't help shaking violently, Chen Ye's body trembled for a while, and the essence leaked out, all splashing into Feng Shun's palm.

"Tell me, which of the three of us makes you more comfortable?" Feng Shun's hand was still playing with Chen Ye's front, it was slippery and cloudy, "If you still can't judge now, then we will make sure you can judge That's it."

Chen Ye's legs were so weak that he couldn't speak, he temporarily let go in front of him, but Hanyu behind him didn't stop moving, he opened and closed his channels, and rubbed hard on the most sensitive point.He couldn't help screaming, the exhilaration and the dull pain were intertwined into a crazy pleasure, coupled with the sharp friction in his body, the jade pillar that had just dropped stood upright again.

Later, Chen Ye fainted, and then was moved to the bed by several people, he was half asleep between pain and pleasure.In the early hours of the morning, when the three of them finally fell asleep, he tried to climb out of bed.But before he climbed down, someone suddenly grabbed his ankle and dragged him back into the quilt...

It was the time when the flowers bloomed in spring and the weather was refreshing, but I couldn't get out of bed for a few days and nights.He didn't speak and refused to eat. The three tried their best to coax him and tried every means to make him happy.The three of them who fought back and forth at the beginning were surprisingly working together now, but Chen Ye didn't improve at all.

"Let's go to Dongying by boat. It's a good time to enjoy flowers." Jinsi suggested.

Chen Ye was still not interested, they took him as acquiescence and carried him on the luxurious cruise ship.There were people coming and going on the deck, Feng Shun and Jin Si Yusheng stood at the bow of the boat, letting the sea breeze blow their long hair and robes, it was truly a magnificent figure.

The three beautiful men stopped there, attracting many boat passengers to watch.And Chen Ye just sat on the chair indifferently, he was angry and ashamed in his heart, wishing he could just jump into the sea and die.But whenever he saw those three guys, he felt so reluctant in his heart, obviously they all treated him like that...

The ship was about to arrive at its destination in a few days, and people gathered on the deck to look at the sea of ​​pink flowers on the other side.With a gust of breeze, pink petals were flying all over the sky, some fell on the dark blue water, and some fell on people's hairdresses.

This kind of scenery is so beautiful that it makes people cry, and the three men in this background are so beautiful that they cannot be described in words.At that moment, Chen Ye suddenly felt that he should forgive them for the sake of their beauty...

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