Thief, you are teasing me

The dark moon streams light, and the night is quiet.Chen Ye quietly left the room, thinking that tomorrow night would be the night of the full moon, so he planned to use this night to familiarize himself with the terrain.

He wrapped his cheeks with a red gauze scarf, stepped on the ridge of the roof, flew over the eaves and walls, and flew towards the pavilion where the Bamboo King was.In fact, the distance between the houses is not far, and his body is very strong, so he easily jumped over the wall and landed in a courtyard.

At this moment, a dog barked suddenly from behind, and he turned his head in horror, vaguely seeing a huge monster rushing towards him.It has a sturdy body and is covered in white snow, with a thick mane on its neck. It is actually a snow mastiff that is not afraid of even jackals, tigers and leopards!

"Dig a trench!" Chen Ye ran away in fright, but unexpectedly there was a black and gray mastiff at the other end!

The mastiff barked wildly and attacked at both ends, forcing him to nowhere to escape.As soon as he pulled out the dagger, he was swept away by the claw of the black mastiff, and another snow mastiff also took the opportunity to pounce on him, throwing him to the ground.

"Help——" Chen Ye was bitten and rolled all over the floor, the red scarf on his face was torn off, and the night clothes on his body were also torn.Ten thousand grass mud horses ran in his heart, this is the hot southern country, how could there be such two majestic plateau mastiffs!

"Snow Mastiff and Qing Mastiff, back down!" There was a shout from the night, and the two giant dogs let go of Chen Ye after a whimper, and obediently lay on the sides, sticking out their tongues.

In the dim moonlight, someone came over with a green lantern.At this time, Chen Ye was already sweating profusely from the pain, and he wanted to get up but fell powerlessly on the grass.The man raised the lamp to the top of Chen Ye's head, he couldn't help but raise his hand to block the sudden brilliance, but he heard the man say: "Why is it you!"

Hearing that it was Feng Shun's voice, Chen Ye's hair exploded in an instant, and he cursed in a vernacular tone: "Hundan! So these two Tibetan mastiffs were raised by you. If you have a kind, you just bite me and let the dog go. What kind of a man is he?" , if I get rabies, I will never let you go!"

Seeing that Chen Ye was bitten all over his body, Feng Shun immediately put the lamp on the grass beside him, and hugged him horizontally, "I'll take you back to the room to heal your wounds."

"Let go of me! I refuse to hug the princess!" Chen Ye struggled like a wild cat irritated.

Feng Shun hugged Chen Ye tightly, without moving at all.Of course, he didn't understand what Chen Ye was yelling at all, he just hurriedly carried Chen Ye into the room and put him on the armchair, then turned around to look for something in the closet.

"Let me tell you, we're going to get married! How dare you offend me, Wu Chenye, I have a thousand ways to keep you from getting along! From now on, I will be at odds with you, either you die or you die!" Chen Ye Grinning his teeth in pain, he continued to chatter.

After a while, Feng Shun came over with a small medicine bottle, he unscrewed the bottle stopper expressionlessly, and a little yellow smoke came out from it.

Chen Ye's eyes trembled, and the middle school soul in his body erupted immediately, and he quickly imagined various scenes of destroying corpses and destroying traces, so he could only lean back and warn: "You, you, you...don't come here! Kill, kill, kill! It's against the law!"

Feng Shun glanced at Chen Ye, then half-kneeled in front of the horizontal chair, grabbed Chen Ye's ankle and took off his boots, pulled up his trouser legs and sprinkled the medicine powder on his wound.Chen Ye was so frightened that he closed his eyes and yelled, homicide, breaking the law, all kinds of wailing.

"Shut up! Does it hurt that much?" Feng Shun whispered, his eyes full of disgust.

Chen Ye only opened half of his eyes, and found that his calf was not corroded by the drug, so he immediately recovered his usual arrogance, cleared his throat and said, "I'm teasing you, do you really take it seriously?"

Feng Shun evenly applied the medicine powder on Chen Ye's calf, then uncovered the clothes on his shoulders, and asked while spraying the medicine: "It's midnight, why did you come here?"

"I can't even pee when I get up!" Chen Ye said, rolling his eyes.

"You live in the West Wing, and I live in the East Wing. It takes at least a cup of tea to come here from you. You are so far away to pee."

"I didn't fall asleep after peeing, so I planned to walk around, can you control me?"

Feng Shun looked up at the other party and said: "The attic where I am is surrounded by walls and the door is locked. I just want to ask how you wandered in? Don't tell me, you came from Xuemao and Qing The mastiff got in through the dog hole of the mastiff."

Now Chen Ye was at a loss, and simply said nonsense: "Since you found out, let me tell you the truth, I came to look for you, who would have thought that those two beasts would pounce on me and bite me violently when they saw them! "

Feng Shun said harshly: "The Snow Mastiff and the Green Mastiff are my brothers, not beasts. If you dare to call them beasts again, I will let them bite you to death instead of saving you like now."

Chen Ye snorted and turned his face away.His long curly hair was half rolled up from the ears, and when he profiled his face, he just showed a handsome outline.And he also wore a blood jade safety buckle on his forehead, which was tied in the bun behind his head through a red string, and two delicate red tassels hung down.

Feng Shun suddenly noticed the tassel, his brows and eyes moved slightly, and he couldn't help reaching out to touch it.

"What are you doing?" Chen Ye opened the opponent's hand vigilantly. He was not wearing a simple forehead ornament. There were hidden needles hidden in the tassels. Could it be that the opponent saw something?

"Didn't you say you came to find me? Tell me, what are you looking for?"

Chen Ye rolled his eyes, and said slyly: "When I was at the gate of Zhuwang Mansion during the day, why did you look at me with that look?"

Feng Shun remained silent, turned around and sat on the couch.

Chen Ye couldn't help but began to speculate again, looking up and down the opponent.I saw that Feng Shun was wearing a thin white shirt, and his long hair was scattered on his shoulders softly. At this moment, it seemed that he was not aggressive at all, but had an inexplicable tenderness on the contrary.

After a long time, Feng Shun slowly opened his mouth and said: "You look very much like an old friend of mine, with similar facial features and long curly hair, and the inherent pride in your eyebrows. When I first saw you, I wondered if I saw her. But you are the biggest difference from her, because you are a man and she is a woman."

Chen Ye breathed a sigh of relief quietly, it turned out that this guy was not staring at him like that because he suspected that he was a thief.So his eyes became full of sympathy again, because he could no longer suppress the power of the middle school in his body, and quickly made up a sad story about love but not being able to.

"Forgive me," Feng Shun turned to Chen Ye, staring at the red tassel next to the other's ear, "I want to ask if you still have a sister who wears the same tasseled blood jade forehead as you?" Because he The old man in the mouth also wore a similar forehead ornament.

Chen Ye suddenly became shrewd, suspecting that this guy might be talking nonsense just now, and his purpose was to get out his own details, so he said perfunctorily: "I am the only child in my family, and I don't have any older sisters. They’re all for sale, why, am I wearing something weird?”

Feng Shun looked into Chen Ye's eyes, he naturally knew that the other party was lying.First of all, no matter how precious the blood jade is, this kind of tassel is exquisitely crafted, and only the Central Plains has the best stuff, so this guy definitely has a lot of background.

"Forget it." Feng Shun didn't bother to ask further questions, he rubbed his forehead sleepily, and walked towards the big bed in the middle of the room.

"Wait! The bed belongs to my young master!" Chen Ye jumped up hastily, jumping lamely and jumping onto the bed first.

Feng Shun frowned in displeasure, and yelled at Chen Ye in a low voice: "Get out of here immediately, I hate people getting my things dirty."

"I want to dirty your bed, bite me if you have the ability!" Chen Ye said as he rolled over violently, and immediately wiped the blood all over the bed.

Feng Shun's eyes turned cold, he jumped onto the bed and turned Chen Ye around, clasped his hands and sat on his waist at the same time, crushing him so that he couldn't move.

Chen Ye blushed and was about to swear, but Feng Shun suddenly lowered his face and said: "I have no obligation to give you the bed to a stranger, if you are sensible, just roll to sleep on the horizontal bed, and if you want to indulge me Just call the Snow Mastiff and the Green Mastiff in, and drag you to the yard to dismember your body!"

At this moment, their faces were so close that their noses would touch each other any closer.Chen Ye couldn't help swallowing, he believed that this guy would do what he said, so he didn't dare to continue acting wild, so he returned to the bench resentfully.

After a while, the lights in the room were blown out, and the surroundings were plunged into darkness.

Feng Shun rolled over tiredly and fell asleep, while Chen Ye curled up on the narrow couch, feeling pain all over his body.Now that his calf is bitten like this, he might not be able to walk for a few days, how will he steal the Ye Mingzhu tomorrow night?If he can't steal the Ye Mingzhu, his reputation as a thief will be ruined!And who is to blame for all this?It's all this damn Feng Shun!

When he was angry, an evil thought suddenly flashed in Chen Ye's mind.So he got off the armchair with bare feet, walked towards the big bed while taking off his clothes, until he stood naked in front of the bed...

The next day, the sun slanted in through the window, and the quilt moved slightly on the big white bed under the golden gauze curtain.

Feng Shun opened his eyes tiredly, he felt his chest was heavy all night, so that he fell into a coma until mid-morning, and after waking up, he was even more tired.At this moment, he felt a strange force in his chest, and looked sideways in astonishment, only to see Chen Ye's handsome face close in front of him, and the other's arm was hooked around his neck!

The fluttering eyebrows and long soft and shiny curly hair should have been amazing, but Feng Shun felt quite horrified!He was so frightened that Ji Ling jumped out of bed, pointed at the person on the bed and said angrily, "You! How did you sleep on my bed?"

Before the other party answered, Feng Shun suddenly felt the air between his legs, and looked down to see that he was not wearing anything!His cheeks were slightly red, and he picked up the clothes on the wooden shelf in shame and anger, and quickly put them on himself.

Chen Ye quietly opened his eyes, staring at Feng Shun with great interest, then propped his cheeks on his elbows, lay on his side on the bed, flirtatiously stretched out one leg from under the quilt.

"How did I come up? You didn't carry me up in the middle of the night."

Feng Shun stared at Chen Ye in disbelief, and suddenly noticed that the other party was half-naked, his face blushed, and he looked away uncomfortably.

"Everyone is a man, it's too much for you to make such a joke."

"What's the matter if they're all men? Can't men do it?" Chen Ye stroked his lips with his fingertips, his eyes glowed with coquettish brilliance, "Now that you've done all the work, why are you pretending? I don't know who it is." He is gentle and gentle when he goes out, but once he gets into bed, he is like a wolf and a tiger, scoring twice."

"Please focus, I can't..." Feng Shun suddenly froze in the middle of speaking, and various incredible pictures gradually appeared in his mind.I vaguely remembered that when I was in a trance last night, I actually pressed Chen Ye under my body and kissed forcefully. The two of them frantically tore at their clothes, caressed each other, entangled naked, burning with fire...

Feng Shun frowned and closed his eyes, trying his best to suppress these embarrassing memories, how could he believe that he would do such a nasty thing with a man!

Seeing that Feng Shun's expression was confused, Chen Ye provocatively said: "You said that you are a famous arrester from the Han Dynasty. It's fine to let dogs bite people in the middle of the night, but you actually put others into bed and tossed them all night. I don't know if this is going to spread. What will happen?"

After a moment of silence, Feng Shun slowly said: "My consciousness is very clear, I know what I have done, and you are good at manipulating secret arts, so it is easy to make me hallucinate. If this is a joke, I advise you to Enough is enough, otherwise I won't even be able to be friends in the future."

Chen Ye chuckled, raised his chin, touched the red scar on his neck and said, "This is what you gnawed on last night. I still have several hickey marks like this on my body, why don't you come and have a look?" He pulled up the corner of the quilt, making a gesture to lift the quilt.