Thief, you are teasing me
Chapter 34 I will drag you into the water
"Brother... is it really you?"
Feng Shun couldn't believe his eyes, the person in front of him was exactly the same as himself, it was as if he was looking in a mirror at this moment.It has been 11 years since that disaster, and he never expected that one day, he would see his twin brother again!
The man was taken aback for a moment, then smiled joyfully and said, "Shun, long time no see."
Feng Shun's eyes moved slightly, and he dragged the other party to the alley next to him, tore off the other party's face, and said angrily: "Wu Chenye, have you had enough trouble! Why do you pretend to be me, and make me still Think……"
Chen Ye rubbed his face and said: "Who told you to use so much force? It's not your fault that my face hurts. The problem is that everything is torn. It took me two days to make a face!"
"Did you still want to tease me just now, you deserve it!" Feng Shun said angrily.
Chen Ye smiled slyly, seeing that Feng Shun had misunderstood himself, he wanted to tease Feng Shun on a whim.
"Why did you pretend to be me? Could it be to see Chu Jue?"
"Actually, in your name, I made an appointment with Chu Jue tonight at the Red Mansion in the west of the city, and asked him to bring the two swords along with me. I'm about to go to the appointment now."
Feng Shun said sternly: "You are crazy, if he finds out that you are a fake, he will screw your head off."
"I know he will tear me apart, but it's different in your name, he really cares about you!" Chen Ye said, spreading his hands, "Accordingly, you tear my face apart It's broken, and I can't go now."
The two went to the restaurant to spend the night. Since the store didn't have many rooms, they had to barely live in a small room.After Feng Shun tidied up a little, he carried the quilt and prepared to spread it on the ground.
Seeing this, Chen Ye knocked on the bed rail and said, "It's so uncomfortable to sleep on the floor, come up and sleep together."
Feng Shun looked up and saw that Chen Ye was undressing in front of him. He brushed his long curly hair casually, with a lazy and charming expression.
"No need." Although Feng Shun's tone was cold, his ears were slightly red.He lay down on the ground and continued to arrange the quilt, but Chen Ye suddenly turned around and sat on the quilt, deliberately pressing down the corner he was about to unfold.
Feng Shun raised his eyes in displeasure, and saw Chen Ye sitting in front of him with his arms propped up, his unclothed clothes half-unbuttoned like a rascal, a little pink looming on his white chest.
"Why, you don't want to sleep with me?" Chen Ye winked, the more he looked at Feng Shun's ascetic expression, the more he wanted to tease him.
"Go away." Feng Shun avoided his sight uncomfortably.
At this time, a subtle sound suddenly came from the next room, which seemed to be the delicate panting of a woman, accompanied by the heavy panting of a man.
Chen Ye's heart skipped a beat, isn't the couple next door up and down?Hearing that the voice became more and more passionate and rhythmic, the bed here was vibrated together.
Feng Shun was also looking at the trembling bed, and couldn't help but exchange a glance with Chen Ye, their faces turned red immediately.Fortunately, the voice disappeared after a while, otherwise, if I kept listening to Enai next door, it would be really embarrassing.
After a while, the two fell asleep, Feng Shun didn't allow Chen Ye to go to the appointment, but he went out quietly in the middle of the night.
In the dimness, Chen Ye couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, he deliberately let Feng Shun find out, so that he could use Feng Shun's hand to deal with Chu Jue.And he himself rushed to the capital overnight, preparing to go to the law hall to steal things tomorrow night.
At dusk of the next day, a kite flew over the law hall, and countless talismans suddenly floated down from the kite and landed in the courtyard of the law hall.Seeing this, everyone chased out to find the person who flew the kite, but the kite broke halfway.
After hearing the news that the thief was coming, the Law Lingtang immediately stepped up its guard, and the patrolling policemen came one after another.
However, Chen Ye had already disguised himself as Chu Jue, standing in front of the hall and directing the teams and columns.At this time, he had a white cloth band wrapped around his left eye, a gray wolf was painted on the side of his neck, and he was wearing a tattered blue robe. If there is one thing that looks different from Chu Jue, it is that his figure is more slender.
After commanding, Chen Ye walked to the study and knocked on the door.Due to the rain last time, the fire in the study was quickly extinguished, and now the repair work has been completed.
"Come in." After getting Madam Jiu's permission, Chen Ye pushed the door open and walked in.
At this moment, Mrs. Jiu was sitting at the desk, rubbing her forehead while flipping through the ledger.Chen Ye turned his eyes and asked tentatively, "Are you still worrying about the Jin family?"
"Don't mention it, Jin Shaohou is really a thief. He ran into our weapon ship and detained our people. In the end, we had to pay a large sum of money. This time he fell into his hands."
Chen Ye was overjoyed when he heard this, but he still pretended to be very displeased, and imitated Chu Jue's tone and said: "Then he will have his own blessing, don't fall into our hands next time!"
"There is also the Bamboo King's Mansion, who said that we hurt his son, and read a copy of it in front of His Majesty. His Majesty angrily blamed the court for not doing things well. I am so angry that I am getting wrinkles these days."
Chen Ye was about to say calm down, but when he thought that this was not in line with Chu Jue's character, he clenched his fists and said, "If I knew it earlier, I should have beaten that kid surnamed Zhu to a cripple!"
"You, don't always be so forceful. It depends on the owner to beat a dog. After all, he is the son of a prince. We still have to give some thin face."
Chen Ye nodded, and moved his gaze to Mrs. Jiu's table, and found that there was an extra black inkstone made of dragons, and he was suddenly delighted.Because when he escaped from here last time, he took the inkstone from the desk as well.He guessed that if Mrs. Jiu wanted to write but couldn't find the inkstone, she might take out the Lingbi inkstone as an emergency.
Now it seems that the inkstone on the table is very likely to be the Lingbi inkstone, Chen Ye only needs to find a chance to knock it to know.
"Why is it so lively outside, what happened?"
"It's because of this." Chen Ye handed a yellow talisman to Madam Jiu, "He wants to come here to steal things."
Madam Jiu took the talisman and looked at it. When she saw the words "Stealing for Heaven" on it, her eyes moved slightly.
"I'll go out and have a look." She said and got up and walked out the door.
Chen Ye took the opportunity to quickly grab the inkstone on the table, knocked it, and there was a sound of gold and stone. He put the inkstone in his arms in surprise, and then put the ordinary inkstone back on the table.There is also a talisman under the inkstone, with a big thank you written on it, which means that the thief has succeeded again!
After finishing all this, Chen Ye quickly followed out of the study.
Mrs. Jiu walked around the yard and saw that the talisman was basically cleaned up. She seemed a little sad and asked, "Did you find anyone suspicious?"
Chen Ye casually said no, only thinking about how to go out in a logical manner.
"By the way, didn't you say you were going out for a few days, why did you come back today?"
Chen Ye was taken aback, and quickly found an excuse: "I've finished my work, so I came back early."
"That's it." Madam Jiu walked back to the study as she said, Chen Ye immediately pulled her up and said, "Aren't you going to check elsewhere?"
Madam Jiu gave Chen Ye a puzzled look, "Why did you use an honorific address for me today?"
Chen Ye was taken aback for another moment, didn't Chu Jue usually use the honorific name for Mrs. Jiu?So he immediately changed his words: "I see that you have been very tired these days, and your image in my heart has grown, so I want to use your honorific name... Are you hungry now, or I will go to the opposite inn to buy some refreshments come over?"
"After what you said, I'm really hungry. Go and buy me an osmanthus cake."
"Okay!" Chen Ye Deling hurried towards the gate.
Seeing that he was gradually leaving the gate of the law hall, Chen Ye was so excited that he almost flew up.However, at this moment, he unexpectedly saw the real Chu Jue coming from the opposite street.Chen Ye froze at the door for an instant, and at the same time, Chu Jue on the opposite side also noticed him!
Chen Ye has a face full of shit, this guy can fly, why did he come back so soon!
"Catch him quickly!" Chu Jue shouted, pulled out the beheading sickle and rushed over.Chen Ye was so frightened that he ran away, and the policemen patrolling nearby heard the movement and quickly chased after him.
Chu Jue turned around and slashed at Chen Ye. When Chen Ye turned around, he was too late to dodge.At the moment of danger, a figure flashed past, followed by a scream, Chu Jue slammed into the wall next to him, cracking the entire wall with a bang.
Chen Ye was stunned, and was grabbed by Feng Shun in a panic, only to see Feng Shun's swift sword flashing, hitting with a bang, bang, calcium carbide and sparks, and the surrounding arresters retreated one after another.Feng Shun took the opportunity to grab Chen Ye and jumped up to the eaves, then jumped into a dark alley.
"Why did you come here?" Chen Ye asked in surprise.
"I knew you would come here to steal things." Feng Shun put the white sword on his waist, and Chen Ye noticed the black and white swords on his waist, so he couldn't help being pleasantly surprised: "You want your sword?" came back?"
Feng Shun didn't answer, but just dragged Chen Ye around to beat around the bush, and finally came to a quiet hillside.The enemy should not be able to catch up here, so the two stopped to rest for a while.
"Let me see if you are injured anywhere?" Chen Ye reached out to check, but Feng Shun opened it.
"You lured me to deal with Chu Jue on purpose, and you're ashamed to ask me if I'm hurt." Feng Shun said and tore off Chen Ye's fake face, and he got angry when he saw Chen Ye disguised like this.
Chen Ye poked his finger pretending to be wronged and said: "Don't be angry, I think he is sincere to you and wants to create a chance for you to clear up the past, that's why he led you to see him. After all, there is one more terrible enemy. It's better to have one more powerful friend... After all, you didn't get hurt, did you?"
"No." Feng Shun's tone softened, only to hear Chen Ye comforted: "That's good, but did you explain it to him?"
Feng Shun suddenly felt a little upset, "What is there to explain to a lunatic like him?"
"Then why did he return the sword to you?"
"He said he wanted a duel, and if I won he would give me back the sword, so I won him."
Chen Ye immediately expressed admiration, "Really? He's so crazy, I thought you couldn't beat him!"
Feng Shun didn't bother to talk to Chen Ye anymore, thinking that he was the leader of the generation of Shenchuangmen back then, and in terms of martial arts, he was the only master besides the above few masters.The reason why he was cut by Chu Jue in the past was because he always gave in to Chu Jue, but this time he showed no mercy.
"Go back." Feng Shun just took a step and then stopped, suddenly he didn't know where to go.Thinking that Zhuyang had broken off his friendship with him, Zhuwang's mansion would not welcome him any more, and it was impossible for him to return to the Central Plains with a crime on his shoulders. Could it be that he wanted to return to the mountains of the Wu Clan?Think about those clansmen, and you don't want him, a felon, to go back and hurt them, right?
"Don't know where you are going?" Chen Ye walked up to Feng Shun with his hands behind his back, tilting his head, "Then follow me!"
"Why should I go with you a thief?"
Chen Ye chuckled and said, "What are you saying about thieves and not thieves? This time you are my accomplice, Lord God Catcher. It's up to you whether you come or not. Anyway, I'm going back now. Not only do I have food at my house, but I also have food every day." Two god dogs play with me!"
Feng Shun watched Chen Ye leave in a swaggering manner, but in the end he had no choice but to follow.
The bright moon hangs in the sky, and its brilliance spreads all over the road.
In the study room of the law hall, Mrs. Jiu was holding the thank-you talisman, and said with a chuckle: "I even fooled me, how can I even imitate your voice so much like you, what an interesting child Woolen cloth!"
Chu Jue said unhappily: "He is just a counterfeit, bluffing and deceiving in the face of Young Master Wu."
The wine lady shook her head, "I checked it before, and his face is real. I tried to test him in the study that day, but his reaction was really cute."
"Damn! See if I don't deal with him properly!" Chu Jue said and stuck a knife on the table.
Feng Shun couldn't believe his eyes, the person in front of him was exactly the same as himself, it was as if he was looking in a mirror at this moment.It has been 11 years since that disaster, and he never expected that one day, he would see his twin brother again!
The man was taken aback for a moment, then smiled joyfully and said, "Shun, long time no see."
Feng Shun's eyes moved slightly, and he dragged the other party to the alley next to him, tore off the other party's face, and said angrily: "Wu Chenye, have you had enough trouble! Why do you pretend to be me, and make me still Think……"
Chen Ye rubbed his face and said: "Who told you to use so much force? It's not your fault that my face hurts. The problem is that everything is torn. It took me two days to make a face!"
"Did you still want to tease me just now, you deserve it!" Feng Shun said angrily.
Chen Ye smiled slyly, seeing that Feng Shun had misunderstood himself, he wanted to tease Feng Shun on a whim.
"Why did you pretend to be me? Could it be to see Chu Jue?"
"Actually, in your name, I made an appointment with Chu Jue tonight at the Red Mansion in the west of the city, and asked him to bring the two swords along with me. I'm about to go to the appointment now."
Feng Shun said sternly: "You are crazy, if he finds out that you are a fake, he will screw your head off."
"I know he will tear me apart, but it's different in your name, he really cares about you!" Chen Ye said, spreading his hands, "Accordingly, you tear my face apart It's broken, and I can't go now."
The two went to the restaurant to spend the night. Since the store didn't have many rooms, they had to barely live in a small room.After Feng Shun tidied up a little, he carried the quilt and prepared to spread it on the ground.
Seeing this, Chen Ye knocked on the bed rail and said, "It's so uncomfortable to sleep on the floor, come up and sleep together."
Feng Shun looked up and saw that Chen Ye was undressing in front of him. He brushed his long curly hair casually, with a lazy and charming expression.
"No need." Although Feng Shun's tone was cold, his ears were slightly red.He lay down on the ground and continued to arrange the quilt, but Chen Ye suddenly turned around and sat on the quilt, deliberately pressing down the corner he was about to unfold.
Feng Shun raised his eyes in displeasure, and saw Chen Ye sitting in front of him with his arms propped up, his unclothed clothes half-unbuttoned like a rascal, a little pink looming on his white chest.
"Why, you don't want to sleep with me?" Chen Ye winked, the more he looked at Feng Shun's ascetic expression, the more he wanted to tease him.
"Go away." Feng Shun avoided his sight uncomfortably.
At this time, a subtle sound suddenly came from the next room, which seemed to be the delicate panting of a woman, accompanied by the heavy panting of a man.
Chen Ye's heart skipped a beat, isn't the couple next door up and down?Hearing that the voice became more and more passionate and rhythmic, the bed here was vibrated together.
Feng Shun was also looking at the trembling bed, and couldn't help but exchange a glance with Chen Ye, their faces turned red immediately.Fortunately, the voice disappeared after a while, otherwise, if I kept listening to Enai next door, it would be really embarrassing.
After a while, the two fell asleep, Feng Shun didn't allow Chen Ye to go to the appointment, but he went out quietly in the middle of the night.
In the dimness, Chen Ye couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, he deliberately let Feng Shun find out, so that he could use Feng Shun's hand to deal with Chu Jue.And he himself rushed to the capital overnight, preparing to go to the law hall to steal things tomorrow night.
At dusk of the next day, a kite flew over the law hall, and countless talismans suddenly floated down from the kite and landed in the courtyard of the law hall.Seeing this, everyone chased out to find the person who flew the kite, but the kite broke halfway.
After hearing the news that the thief was coming, the Law Lingtang immediately stepped up its guard, and the patrolling policemen came one after another.
However, Chen Ye had already disguised himself as Chu Jue, standing in front of the hall and directing the teams and columns.At this time, he had a white cloth band wrapped around his left eye, a gray wolf was painted on the side of his neck, and he was wearing a tattered blue robe. If there is one thing that looks different from Chu Jue, it is that his figure is more slender.
After commanding, Chen Ye walked to the study and knocked on the door.Due to the rain last time, the fire in the study was quickly extinguished, and now the repair work has been completed.
"Come in." After getting Madam Jiu's permission, Chen Ye pushed the door open and walked in.
At this moment, Mrs. Jiu was sitting at the desk, rubbing her forehead while flipping through the ledger.Chen Ye turned his eyes and asked tentatively, "Are you still worrying about the Jin family?"
"Don't mention it, Jin Shaohou is really a thief. He ran into our weapon ship and detained our people. In the end, we had to pay a large sum of money. This time he fell into his hands."
Chen Ye was overjoyed when he heard this, but he still pretended to be very displeased, and imitated Chu Jue's tone and said: "Then he will have his own blessing, don't fall into our hands next time!"
"There is also the Bamboo King's Mansion, who said that we hurt his son, and read a copy of it in front of His Majesty. His Majesty angrily blamed the court for not doing things well. I am so angry that I am getting wrinkles these days."
Chen Ye was about to say calm down, but when he thought that this was not in line with Chu Jue's character, he clenched his fists and said, "If I knew it earlier, I should have beaten that kid surnamed Zhu to a cripple!"
"You, don't always be so forceful. It depends on the owner to beat a dog. After all, he is the son of a prince. We still have to give some thin face."
Chen Ye nodded, and moved his gaze to Mrs. Jiu's table, and found that there was an extra black inkstone made of dragons, and he was suddenly delighted.Because when he escaped from here last time, he took the inkstone from the desk as well.He guessed that if Mrs. Jiu wanted to write but couldn't find the inkstone, she might take out the Lingbi inkstone as an emergency.
Now it seems that the inkstone on the table is very likely to be the Lingbi inkstone, Chen Ye only needs to find a chance to knock it to know.
"Why is it so lively outside, what happened?"
"It's because of this." Chen Ye handed a yellow talisman to Madam Jiu, "He wants to come here to steal things."
Madam Jiu took the talisman and looked at it. When she saw the words "Stealing for Heaven" on it, her eyes moved slightly.
"I'll go out and have a look." She said and got up and walked out the door.
Chen Ye took the opportunity to quickly grab the inkstone on the table, knocked it, and there was a sound of gold and stone. He put the inkstone in his arms in surprise, and then put the ordinary inkstone back on the table.There is also a talisman under the inkstone, with a big thank you written on it, which means that the thief has succeeded again!
After finishing all this, Chen Ye quickly followed out of the study.
Mrs. Jiu walked around the yard and saw that the talisman was basically cleaned up. She seemed a little sad and asked, "Did you find anyone suspicious?"
Chen Ye casually said no, only thinking about how to go out in a logical manner.
"By the way, didn't you say you were going out for a few days, why did you come back today?"
Chen Ye was taken aback, and quickly found an excuse: "I've finished my work, so I came back early."
"That's it." Madam Jiu walked back to the study as she said, Chen Ye immediately pulled her up and said, "Aren't you going to check elsewhere?"
Madam Jiu gave Chen Ye a puzzled look, "Why did you use an honorific address for me today?"
Chen Ye was taken aback for another moment, didn't Chu Jue usually use the honorific name for Mrs. Jiu?So he immediately changed his words: "I see that you have been very tired these days, and your image in my heart has grown, so I want to use your honorific name... Are you hungry now, or I will go to the opposite inn to buy some refreshments come over?"
"After what you said, I'm really hungry. Go and buy me an osmanthus cake."
"Okay!" Chen Ye Deling hurried towards the gate.
Seeing that he was gradually leaving the gate of the law hall, Chen Ye was so excited that he almost flew up.However, at this moment, he unexpectedly saw the real Chu Jue coming from the opposite street.Chen Ye froze at the door for an instant, and at the same time, Chu Jue on the opposite side also noticed him!
Chen Ye has a face full of shit, this guy can fly, why did he come back so soon!
"Catch him quickly!" Chu Jue shouted, pulled out the beheading sickle and rushed over.Chen Ye was so frightened that he ran away, and the policemen patrolling nearby heard the movement and quickly chased after him.
Chu Jue turned around and slashed at Chen Ye. When Chen Ye turned around, he was too late to dodge.At the moment of danger, a figure flashed past, followed by a scream, Chu Jue slammed into the wall next to him, cracking the entire wall with a bang.
Chen Ye was stunned, and was grabbed by Feng Shun in a panic, only to see Feng Shun's swift sword flashing, hitting with a bang, bang, calcium carbide and sparks, and the surrounding arresters retreated one after another.Feng Shun took the opportunity to grab Chen Ye and jumped up to the eaves, then jumped into a dark alley.
"Why did you come here?" Chen Ye asked in surprise.
"I knew you would come here to steal things." Feng Shun put the white sword on his waist, and Chen Ye noticed the black and white swords on his waist, so he couldn't help being pleasantly surprised: "You want your sword?" came back?"
Feng Shun didn't answer, but just dragged Chen Ye around to beat around the bush, and finally came to a quiet hillside.The enemy should not be able to catch up here, so the two stopped to rest for a while.
"Let me see if you are injured anywhere?" Chen Ye reached out to check, but Feng Shun opened it.
"You lured me to deal with Chu Jue on purpose, and you're ashamed to ask me if I'm hurt." Feng Shun said and tore off Chen Ye's fake face, and he got angry when he saw Chen Ye disguised like this.
Chen Ye poked his finger pretending to be wronged and said: "Don't be angry, I think he is sincere to you and wants to create a chance for you to clear up the past, that's why he led you to see him. After all, there is one more terrible enemy. It's better to have one more powerful friend... After all, you didn't get hurt, did you?"
"No." Feng Shun's tone softened, only to hear Chen Ye comforted: "That's good, but did you explain it to him?"
Feng Shun suddenly felt a little upset, "What is there to explain to a lunatic like him?"
"Then why did he return the sword to you?"
"He said he wanted a duel, and if I won he would give me back the sword, so I won him."
Chen Ye immediately expressed admiration, "Really? He's so crazy, I thought you couldn't beat him!"
Feng Shun didn't bother to talk to Chen Ye anymore, thinking that he was the leader of the generation of Shenchuangmen back then, and in terms of martial arts, he was the only master besides the above few masters.The reason why he was cut by Chu Jue in the past was because he always gave in to Chu Jue, but this time he showed no mercy.
"Go back." Feng Shun just took a step and then stopped, suddenly he didn't know where to go.Thinking that Zhuyang had broken off his friendship with him, Zhuwang's mansion would not welcome him any more, and it was impossible for him to return to the Central Plains with a crime on his shoulders. Could it be that he wanted to return to the mountains of the Wu Clan?Think about those clansmen, and you don't want him, a felon, to go back and hurt them, right?
"Don't know where you are going?" Chen Ye walked up to Feng Shun with his hands behind his back, tilting his head, "Then follow me!"
"Why should I go with you a thief?"
Chen Ye chuckled and said, "What are you saying about thieves and not thieves? This time you are my accomplice, Lord God Catcher. It's up to you whether you come or not. Anyway, I'm going back now. Not only do I have food at my house, but I also have food every day." Two god dogs play with me!"
Feng Shun watched Chen Ye leave in a swaggering manner, but in the end he had no choice but to follow.
The bright moon hangs in the sky, and its brilliance spreads all over the road.
In the study room of the law hall, Mrs. Jiu was holding the thank-you talisman, and said with a chuckle: "I even fooled me, how can I even imitate your voice so much like you, what an interesting child Woolen cloth!"
Chu Jue said unhappily: "He is just a counterfeit, bluffing and deceiving in the face of Young Master Wu."
The wine lady shook her head, "I checked it before, and his face is real. I tried to test him in the study that day, but his reaction was really cute."
"Damn! See if I don't deal with him properly!" Chu Jue said and stuck a knife on the table.
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