Thief, you are teasing me

At the turn of spring and summer, the willows are green and the tiny flowers are like snow.

Chen Ye sat alone by the stream, resting his chin and watching the stream ding-dong.More than half a month ago, he was picked up from this creek, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a handsome boy in civilian clothes.

"Young master, you finally woke up, you are so worried about me!" Wu Xiao was overjoyed, and hugged him tightly in his arms.

At that time, Chen Ye couldn't understand what Wu Xiao was saying at all, but just looked at him blankly, and this strange and beautiful world.

It wasn't until late that night, when Chen Ye took off his clothes and looked at himself in front of the bronze mirror, that he realized that he seemed to have time-traveled.The existing body is slender and straight, with evenly trained abdominal muscles and two sexy mermaid lines.

"Oh my god, look at this figure!" He touched his body excitedly, and even tore off his obscene pants to take a look, feeling an instant urge to spray his nosebleeds.

"And this face is also perfect, I'm going to fall in love with myself!" Chen Ye smirked at the bronze mirror for a long time, this handsome evil face, jet-black long curly hair, just like a coquettish bag!

I remember that before crossing, he was taking advantage of the Mid-Autumn Festival to visit mountains and rivers with his elder sister. At that time, the elder sister found an ancient text on the cliff, so she climbed on the fence and leaned over to take pictures.Unexpectedly, the railing broke suddenly, and the elder sister was about to fall when she tilted her body. Chen Ye hurried forward to grab her hand, and the next moment, the two of them fell off the cliff...

After Chen Ye woke up, the old sister had disappeared, and she was in the ancient country of Yelang 2000 years ago!There is an ancient idiom that Yelang is arrogant, but in fact Yelang is not arrogant. This is the most prosperous tribe in the Southwest Yi in the Han Dynasty.

When he first arrived, Chen Ye couldn't adapt to the ancient life at all. He brushed his teeth by biting branches and squatting in a hole without toilet paper. The most crazy thing was that he had no mobile phone, no wireless network, and no electronic equipment!He felt that he had completely bid farewell to modern life and his beloved online distribution career.

"Looks like I have to accept my fate!" Thinking of falling from such a high place, Chen Ye didn't expect to be able to travel back to modern times alive.

Right now, he is in the most prosperous Jinzhu Yelang era, which is the end of the Western Han Dynasty. At this time, Yelang was already a state of the Han Dynasty.In addition to ethnic languages, many people here also speak Chinese, but the accent changes quite a lot.

When Chen Ye heard people speak for the first time, it felt like listening to someone chanting a spell.Fortunately, he was born as a seiyuu, and he learned the ancient tune very quickly, and he got acquainted with the people around him not long after.

Only then did he learn that he was in the Wu tribe in the deep mountains, and the original owner of this body was the young master of the Wu tribe.However, he is related to the original owner, because the original owner's name is Wu Chenye, and his surname is Chen, so his first name is Chen Ye.

Every night when he fell asleep in a daze, the memory of the original owner still appeared in Chen Ye's mind, and he always heard the original owner shouting non-stop: "Sister! Sister! Where are you?"

Only then did Chen Ye suddenly understand that the original owner also had a sister!She is not only the most outstanding astrologer of the Wu clan, but also the high priest of the previous Yelang Dynasty.However, such an excellent sister disappeared mysteriously half a year ago.

One day by chance, when the original owner was tidying up his sister's room, he found an old handbook.All kinds of gemstones are recorded on it, and several gemstones are circled by my sister in red writing, and the current location of the gemstones is marked.The original owner didn't understand her sister's intentions, but he felt that this must be an important message left by her!

"Sister, you wait for me." In order to find out the whereabouts of my sister, the original owner made up his mind to steal all these gems.Thus, a generation of thieves was born.

After merging into the original owner's memory fragments, Chen Ye couldn't help speculating that when he fell off the cliff with his elder sister, since he crossed over by himself, would it be possible for her to also cross over?Will my old sister have any connection with the original owner's sister?

In order to find his relatives, Chen Ye intends to follow the clue of the original owner and continue to steal the gems marked on the letter. This is his most important task right now!

"Old sister, you wait for me." Chen Ye knew that when he said this, his eyes were as firm as the original owner's. Perhaps it was because of such a strong resonance that he traveled across time and space to the original owner.

However, in order to successfully steal the treasure, Chen Ye had to learn the skills of the original owner, so he had to study illusion assiduously.

In the afternoon of that day, he came to the stream to grind hallucinogenic herbs as usual, and practiced his eyes with the reflection in the water, telling himself in his heart: "If you want to be an excellent illusionist, you must first have a pair of eyes that can confuse people."

Just as he was immersed in the illusion world, Wu Xiao happily ran over and said, "Young master, here is a letter from the capital!"

"Who sent it from?" Chen Ye took the letter curiously and looked at it. The envelope was made of expensive kraft paper, which fully demonstrated the dignity of the person who sent the letter.However, he still doesn't know the complicated ancient prose, so he had to ask Wu Xiao to read it to him.

"Master Ye, on the fourteenth day of this month, my father will hold a dress-changing ceremony for my little sister at the Bamboo King's Mansion. In order to thank you for saving my life, I sincerely invite you to come and celebrate. We hope to spend a good time together."

After Wu Xiao finished reading with emotion, he squeezed his eyes at Chenye and said, "The inscription is Zhuyang, who is this Zhuyang?"

Chen Ye took out a half-moon-shaped piece of uncut jade, played with it and said, "Zhu Yang is the young master of Zhu Wangfu, and he also has a younger sister named Zhu Xue, who was rescued on the way when we went to the capital to buy medicine last time." That little girl."

Wu Xiaoruo let out a sigh of relief, and then said puzzled: "No, in our major tribes in Yelang, the dress-changing ceremony is only held when a girl is 16 years old, but I think the little girl is at most seven or eight years old." look!"

Chen Ye shook his head with a smile. He had inquired with his clansmen that the Zhuwang Mansion was a famous family in the capital, and the Zhuwang clan was even more relatives of the emperor.It is said that Zhuyang and Zhuxue are twin brothers and sisters, but this younger sister suffered from some strange disease, and after the age of eight, she stopped growing her body, and has always maintained the appearance of a girl.

"I don't think we should go to this dress-changing ceremony. It's definitely not a good thing for this person to invite the young master!" Wu Xiao couldn't help but shudder when he thought of Zhuyang's deadly flying sword that day.

"People have invited me to spend a good time together, how can I have the heart to refuse?" Chen Ye smiled mysteriously, and looked at the uncut jade in his hand, knowing that Zhu Yang invited him to the dress-changing ceremony, most likely to get it back Jade.

At this moment, Chen Ye finally understood why he felt familiar when he heard the little girl talk about Zhuwang Mansion last time.Because he once took the original owner's sister's pouch and asked someone to read it to him page by page, and the Ye Mingzhu marked in the pouch was hidden in the Bamboo King's Mansion!

"The target is Ye Mingzhu, it's such a happy decision!" Chen Ye thought that this appointment to participate in the dress-changing ceremony would undoubtedly be a great opportunity to sneak into Zhuwang's mansion.Counting the time, there were still three days before the little girl's dress-changing ceremony. After Chen Ye entrusted the family affairs, he took Wu Xiao and set off for the capital.

The two took a boat across the bustling Cangjiang River, then traveled westward for a hundred miles, and arrived at the border of the capital the next day.Seeing that it was getting late, the two found an inn in a small border town, ordered a few small dishes and sat down to eat.

At this time, there were three common people sitting next to them, talking about recent anecdotes while drinking.One of them mysteriously took out a painting and said, "Look, this is the latest portrait of the thief. I managed to get it!"

Wu Xiao listened to them discussing the thief, and eagerly joined them.Seeing a beautiful woman in scarlet clothes on the painting, the three of them gasped in amazement, Wu Xiao couldn't help interjecting, "I think the thief is a peerless beauty!"

Chen Ye was unhappy when he heard this. Although the original owner was pretty, he wouldn't be regarded as a woman, right?Besides, the original owner hid it too deeply, Wu Xiao followed him inseparably for so many years, and he didn't even know that he was the God Thief himself.

"In my opinion, you are all wrong, this thief must be a man." Chen Ye crossed his arms and said this in displeasure.

Wu Xiao immediately argued: "That's not true! Young master, you haven't heard that last time the thief was accidentally bumped into by the prince in the palace. The prince was amazed by the beauty of the thief. Since then, he has opened the palace door every night. Wait for the thief to go back and steal again. You said if the thief is a man, how could the prince be so fascinated?"

Before Chen Ye could reply, the person at the table next to him said again: "This young master is ignorant, it is said that the prince never forgets the thief, and this painting was painted by the prince himself, and it was quietly copied and passed on to the people. .”

The corners of Chen Ye's eyes twitched slightly, complaining in his heart what kind of eyes the prince had.At this time, the people at the table next to him changed the subject and discussed again: "It is said that the thief is going to be in trouble this time."

"What disaster is imminent! What's going on?" Wu Xiao slapped the table excitedly and said, Chen Ye was not in a hurry yet.

"You don't know about this. Because the thief stole the palace again and again, King Yelang sent someone to invite a famous arrester from the Central Plains. It is said that this man was clever and decisive when handling cases. The escaped sinner, even the emperor of the Han Dynasty favored him a lot."

Chen Ye groaned with great interest, thinking that the original owner had stolen three times smoothly, so why did he meet such a formidable opponent when it was just his turn to play?So he asked solemnly: "Then about this famous arrester in Zhongyuan, have you heard any other news?"

"It is said that after he was a general in the Han Dynasty, he became a policeman because his family was in decline. He was very handsome. When he first arrived at the palace a few days ago, he attracted many women to stop and watch. But he always With an ice-cold attitude, even seeing the glamorous princess is not moved at all, so His Majesty even dubbed him an iron-faced god."

Hearing this, Chen Ye imagined an ascetic beauty with facial paralysis, not to mention that he really wanted to meet him for a while!

In the evening of the next day, Chen Ye brought Wu Xiao to Zhuwang Mansion as promised.Looking around, Qionglou Yuyu group echoed each other, the gate of the palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and guests came in droves with congratulatory gifts.

"As expected of the Bamboo King's Mansion, it's really magnificent. Look at the Drum Tower, which is even higher than ours!" Wu Xiao exclaimed, sizing up the distinguished guests who came to celebrate, her mouth never closing.

Chen Ye looked up at the magnificent gate, thinking of staging a grand theft scene here, his mood was as excited and nervous as before the big exam.

"Looks like it's time to make an announcement." Chen Ye glanced left and right, but no one was paying attention to him at the moment.So he quickly raised his arms, and a gray shadow flew across the air, and accurately landed in the middle of the plaque above his head.

After doing this, Chen Ye pointed at the plaque and said, "Ah Xiao, what do you see there?"

"God! It turned out to be a divine talisman! She's coming to Zhuwang Mansion to steal something!" Wu Xiao was so excited that he jumped three feet, as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and that's what Chen Ye wanted.

The surrounding guests all looked over immediately, and saw a yellow talisman stuck on the door plaque, which was a sign that the thief was about to appear!The guests immediately burst into flames, pointing at the divine talisman and discussing it one after another.

"A group of people are blind!" Chen Ye was slandering, but the crowd suddenly retreated a passage.

I saw a young man coming through the crowd, with a small tasseled crown on his top, a domineering red armor, and two swords, one black and one white, slung across his waist.That handsome face was as cold as ice, and there was an untouchable aura like a kaolin flower all over his body.

"Who is this guy? He looks so handsome!" Chen Ye swallowed his saliva in amazement, seeing that he was dressed like a military officer, and his abstinence temperament was so alluring, he really wanted to strip him naked to have a look.

At this time, someone beside him whispered, "It's Feng Shun! It's that famous arrester from the Han Dynasty!"

"It turns out that he is the iron-faced god!" Wu Xiao said vigilantly, and took half a step behind Chen Ye.

Only then did Chen Ye recover from his confusion, it was rare to meet such a handsome man, how could he be his enemy?But shouldn't this guy be in the palace now? How could he appear in Zhuwang's mansion inexplicably?

I saw Feng Shun swiftly turned around and jumped, and took off the talisman on the door plaque with one ups and downs.He took a cursory look at the talisman, which had the words "Stealing for Heaven" scrawled on it.Then he turned his gaze to the onlookers, and after scanning around, his gaze suddenly settled on Chen Ye.

Chen Ye looked around suspiciously, and found that the other party was not looking at others, but at himself!Those eyes were as bright as snow, with unfathomable emotions inside, as if they could see through any pretense and lies.

"Why is he staring at me?" Chen Ye's heart thumped. Could it be that the guy just looked at it so casually and decided that the talisman was pasted by himself?

The author has something to say: small popular science:

The so-called dress-changing ceremony is actually a coming-of-age ceremony for girls.In the ancient Yelang tribe, a grand dress-changing ceremony was held after a girl reached the age of sixteen.On this day, girls will take off their original monochrome children's skirts and put on multicolored floor-length skirts embroidered with lace. Then they will sing and dance on the ceremonial playground, free to find the man they like.