Magic Stick Survival Rules[Comprehensive]
Chapter 54 Steamed Bread
Because Ling Qi and the others accepted Emei's wedding invitation, they decided to continue going to Emei together after discussing it.
There was still plenty of time, so Lu Xiaofeng, who had a lot of travel experience, proposed to take everyone along the road and have fun, and the carriage they rode was sponsored by Yan Tieshan.
They also added a new member to their team - Sikong Zhaixing.
Ever since he witnessed Lu Xiaofeng's tragic end after offending Ling Qi, Sikong Zhaoxing wisely chose to get along with Ling Qi in a friendly way, and when Ling Qi and Lu Xiaofeng entrapped each other, he stood decisively in Ling Qi's team.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was oppressed by the two together, suffered unspeakably, and even suffered serious sequelae.
Now whenever he sees Ling Qi and Sikong Zhaixing appearing together, he will immediately put oil on the soles of his feet and hide as far as he can, lest he accidentally fall into the clutches of these two great demon kings and be ravaged.
Ten days later, the group happily arrived in Sichuan from Shanxi.
"Xiao Qi, do you want to play together tonight?"
After choosing the inn to stay in, Sikong Zaixing sneaked into Lingqi's room while Ximen Chuixue was away.
He made a motion of counting money with his hand, sneaked close to Ling Qi's ear, and said in a low voice: "I found out that there is an underground casino nearby, and with your means, winning money is definitely easy , How about it, are you interested?"
"I'm interested in playing," Ling Qi lazily leaned against the bed, fiddling with a piece of uncut jade in his hand, and said helplessly, "But using tricks to win money in the casino is a Taoist taboo. If it’s not good, it will be backlashed.”
"That's a big deal, so don't use tricks. Anyway, I just want to have fun."
Looking greedily at the piece of jade in Ling Qi's hand, Sikong Zaixing's tone was a bit sour, "Yo, it's good to have a rich lover, and you can give away all the precious jades from Dragonstone..."
The dragon stone species is the most precious kind of jade, it is rare to see it in a hundred years, when they passed by Xi'an before, they happened to come across the birth of this gem, and seeing Ling Qi liked it, Ximen Chuuxue immediately bought it.
Although this piece of jade is only the size of a child's fist, it is worth tens of millions of taels. This makes Sikong Zhaixing, who has always liked to collect precious items, envious.
It's a pity that he only dares to watch but not to act.
Firstly, since Ling Qi has a treasure on him, there is no way for him to steal anything from Ling Qi, and secondly, even if he steals it by chance, Ximen Chuuxue will definitely not let him go.
No matter how good his lightness kung fu is, no matter how exquisite his disguise technique is, it is impossible for him to escape Wanmei Villa's pursuit.
"You're jealous," Ling Qi pretended to be complacent, shaking the jade in front of Sikong Jiexing's eyes, and then said with a smile: "No, you can find a rich and generous lover too, I think Chu Liuxiang is like You are quite a match, one steals and the other steals, it is a match made in heaven."
Sikong Zhaixing: "Bah! I don't like Chu Liuxiang, an old pervert with flowers and weeds all over the place!"
One is the king of thieves, and the other is the commander of thieves. Although their goals are different, the targets of the two occasionally crash into cars. Sikong Zhaixing, who has suffered twice under Chu Liuxiang, said that his relationship with Chu Liuxiang is definitely the same. Water and fire are incompatible, and they can't even be friends, let alone lovers.
"It's fine to go play, but is it just the two of us? Don't you need to call Lu Xiaofeng?"
Getting back to the topic, Ling Qi asked curiously, as far as he knew, Lu Xiaofeng's gambling skills were absolutely top-notch, if Lu Xiaofeng was with him, then the two of them would definitely be able to make a fortune along with it.
Sikong Zhaixing suddenly laughed gloatingly, "I want to ask him to go with me, but unfortunately the casino probably won't let him in. This guy came here last year, and all the casinos here have been listed as The most unwelcome guest."
Ling Qi also laughed, "What kind of problem is this, your disguise technique is so powerful, if you just change Lu Xiaofeng's face, wouldn't we all be able to get in?"
"good idea!"
As soon as Sikong Zhaixing's eyes lit up, he immediately ran to find Lu Xiaofeng to 'discuss' this matter.
Not long after he left, Ximen Chuuxue came to Ling Qi's room.
"Are you going to the casino tonight?" His room is next to Ling Qi, only separated by a wall, the conversation between Ling Qi and Sikong Zhaixing just now naturally cannot escape his ears.
"Well," Ling Qi has already started to rummage through the package at this moment, ready to choose a suitable outfit to wear at night, "I haven't been to a casino yet, so let's take it as a trip to learn a lot today."
Ximen Chuuxue never went to filthy places like casinos and brothels, but seeing that Ling Qi wanted to go, he decided to go with Ling Qi.
But Ling Qi saw what he meant, and before he spoke, he bluntly refused his company.
"You don't have to force yourself to go, I'm just going for a stroll, not to mention Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing are there to accompany me, so there won't be any problems."
Letting Ximen Chuuxue stay in a noisy and chaotic place like a casino is really too much to force others to do. Ling Qi is not the kind of clingy person who needs to be accompanied all the time, so naturally he will not force Ximen Chuuxue to be with him go to the casino.
Ximen Chuuxue was willing to endure this for him, and he didn't want to torment his lover like this.
After picking and choosing, Ling Qi finally chose a scholar's outfit. Appropriately acting weak can make people relax their vigilance, and subconsciously underestimate him. He really likes the feeling of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
"That's right, I've figured out what to do with this piece of jade."
After picking out the clothes, Ling Qi took out the piece of jade from his bosom, "Let's find someone to make it into a pair of jade pendants, and then I'll process it later, warm it up with spiritual power for a while, and then I can make two beautiful jade pendants." A good bodyguard."
"Okay." After receiving the warm jade, Ximen Chuixue said, "I'll ask someone to send it back to Wanmei Villa. Steward Mei will carve the jade, so let him handle it."
Ling Qi nodded with a smile, and said, "You can arrange this."
Putting away the jade, Ximen Chuuxue raised his hand and touched Ling Qi's head, then took out a letter from his sleeve, and handed it to Ling Qi, "The renovation of the school has been arranged by Housekeeper Mei, and here is what he wrote. Some suggestions, you see if it suits you."
Ling Qi waved his hand and said: "If you believe me, you don't need to read it. I don't know anything about it, and I can't understand it even after reading it."
In other words, he only intends to be a hands-off shopkeeper, and he only cares about spending money and not doing anything.
At certain times, Ling Qi is always honest and cute, Ximen Chuixue has a smile in his eyes, he can't help but raise his hand and rub Ling Qi's head again - he likes to do this very much, although he doesn't even know it is why.
Ling Qi, who was used to being rubbed on the head, didn't resist at all, but narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.
Seeing his expression, Ximen Chuuxue, who was about to stop, stretched out his hand and rubbed the corner of Ling Qi's eyes. The burning but tender touch made his heart slightly burn.
The sensitive corners of his eyes were touched like this, Ling Qi couldn't help but blinked several times.
The eyelashes brushed gently against the skin of Ximen Chuuxue's fingers, causing a slight itching sensation. He withdrew his fingers, looked at Ling Qi whose eyes were flushed, and suddenly felt a little dry in his mouth.
Sensing the ambiguous atmosphere in the air, Ling Qi's ears felt hot, and he quickly lowered his head and pretended to straighten his clothes.
"I..." Seeing Ling Qi's reddened ears, Ximen Chuuxue's eyes dimmed, and he was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.
Lu Xiaofeng: "Ling Xiaoqi, come out!"
"Let me tell you, whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the bad idea you came up with this time is a bit too much, you actually asked the old monkey spirit to disguise me as a woman, even if you beat me to death, I would never agree— —”
With a creak, Ximen Chuuxue appeared in front of Lu Xiaofeng with a cold face, and he shut his mouth immediately in shock.
Lu Xiaofeng: qaq Ximen's eyes seem to be particularly terrifying, he must have been interrupted by something indescribable just now, it's over, won't his newly grown eyebrows be shaved off again?
Just when Lu Xiaofeng looked at the sword on Ximen Chuixue's waist with trepidation, fearing that the other party would draw the sword suddenly, a head poked out from Ximen Chuixue's shoulder.
It was Ling Qi who had calmed down.
"Transform into a woman? I didn't give Sikong Zaixing that idea."
Lu Xiaofeng asked suspiciously: "It's really not you?"
"Of course it's not me. For an honest person like me, if it's really my idea, can I not admit it?" Ling Qi curled his lips, thinking that even if he was cheating, he would do it clearly. There is absolutely no such thing as that. It's a situation that people don't admit.
"..." Lu Xiaofeng drooped his head resentfully, knowing that he had been bullied by Sikong Zhaixing this time.
If it hadn't been for Sikong Zhaixing deliberately misleading him, making him think that Ling Qi came up with this idea, how could he have come to settle accounts when Ling Qi and Ximen were alone, hmph, what if his eyebrows were shaved again this time? He had to hold down Sikong Zhaixing for everything he said, and shaved off his eyebrows too!
But the facts proved that Lu Xiaofeng was thinking a little too much.
Ling Qi didn't mean to argue with him, and Ximen Chuuxue naturally wouldn't draw his sword to shave his eyebrows.
"I think it's good for you to disguise yourself as a woman. After all, your gambling skills are too good. Even if you disguise yourself, you may be guessed by the boss of the casino. If you pretend to be a woman, the boss will definitely not expect it to be you."
Although Ling Qi didn't care about Lu Xiaofeng wronging him, he was happy to help Sikong pick the stars and cheat Lu Xiaofeng together.
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Looking at Ling Qi who was smiling like a little fox, and looking at Ximen Chuuxue who was expressionless but staring at her all the time, Lu Xiaofeng was crying, so he had no choice but to agree to the plan to pretend to be a woman.
After nodding, Lu Xiaofeng's heart collapsed.
If this matter gets out later, how will he see people in the future!
Later, when Sikong Zhaixing changed Lu Xiaofeng's face, Lu Xiaofeng realized how big a mistake he had made - Sikong Zhaixing directly made him look like a prostitute.
Lu Xiaofeng was so regretful that his guts were green, if he had been tougher at that time and hadn't given up under the double pressure of Ling Qi and Ximen, he wouldn't have been tossed into such a ghost by Sikong Zaixing.
Sikong Zhaixing smiled and took out two big steamed buns, "Come on, Lu Xiaoji, these are your breasts."
Looking at the two big steamed buns with grief and indignation, Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and reached out tremblingly to take them.
There was still plenty of time, so Lu Xiaofeng, who had a lot of travel experience, proposed to take everyone along the road and have fun, and the carriage they rode was sponsored by Yan Tieshan.
They also added a new member to their team - Sikong Zhaixing.
Ever since he witnessed Lu Xiaofeng's tragic end after offending Ling Qi, Sikong Zhaoxing wisely chose to get along with Ling Qi in a friendly way, and when Ling Qi and Lu Xiaofeng entrapped each other, he stood decisively in Ling Qi's team.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was oppressed by the two together, suffered unspeakably, and even suffered serious sequelae.
Now whenever he sees Ling Qi and Sikong Zhaixing appearing together, he will immediately put oil on the soles of his feet and hide as far as he can, lest he accidentally fall into the clutches of these two great demon kings and be ravaged.
Ten days later, the group happily arrived in Sichuan from Shanxi.
"Xiao Qi, do you want to play together tonight?"
After choosing the inn to stay in, Sikong Zaixing sneaked into Lingqi's room while Ximen Chuixue was away.
He made a motion of counting money with his hand, sneaked close to Ling Qi's ear, and said in a low voice: "I found out that there is an underground casino nearby, and with your means, winning money is definitely easy , How about it, are you interested?"
"I'm interested in playing," Ling Qi lazily leaned against the bed, fiddling with a piece of uncut jade in his hand, and said helplessly, "But using tricks to win money in the casino is a Taoist taboo. If it’s not good, it will be backlashed.”
"That's a big deal, so don't use tricks. Anyway, I just want to have fun."
Looking greedily at the piece of jade in Ling Qi's hand, Sikong Zaixing's tone was a bit sour, "Yo, it's good to have a rich lover, and you can give away all the precious jades from Dragonstone..."
The dragon stone species is the most precious kind of jade, it is rare to see it in a hundred years, when they passed by Xi'an before, they happened to come across the birth of this gem, and seeing Ling Qi liked it, Ximen Chuuxue immediately bought it.
Although this piece of jade is only the size of a child's fist, it is worth tens of millions of taels. This makes Sikong Zhaixing, who has always liked to collect precious items, envious.
It's a pity that he only dares to watch but not to act.
Firstly, since Ling Qi has a treasure on him, there is no way for him to steal anything from Ling Qi, and secondly, even if he steals it by chance, Ximen Chuuxue will definitely not let him go.
No matter how good his lightness kung fu is, no matter how exquisite his disguise technique is, it is impossible for him to escape Wanmei Villa's pursuit.
"You're jealous," Ling Qi pretended to be complacent, shaking the jade in front of Sikong Jiexing's eyes, and then said with a smile: "No, you can find a rich and generous lover too, I think Chu Liuxiang is like You are quite a match, one steals and the other steals, it is a match made in heaven."
Sikong Zhaixing: "Bah! I don't like Chu Liuxiang, an old pervert with flowers and weeds all over the place!"
One is the king of thieves, and the other is the commander of thieves. Although their goals are different, the targets of the two occasionally crash into cars. Sikong Zhaixing, who has suffered twice under Chu Liuxiang, said that his relationship with Chu Liuxiang is definitely the same. Water and fire are incompatible, and they can't even be friends, let alone lovers.
"It's fine to go play, but is it just the two of us? Don't you need to call Lu Xiaofeng?"
Getting back to the topic, Ling Qi asked curiously, as far as he knew, Lu Xiaofeng's gambling skills were absolutely top-notch, if Lu Xiaofeng was with him, then the two of them would definitely be able to make a fortune along with it.
Sikong Zhaixing suddenly laughed gloatingly, "I want to ask him to go with me, but unfortunately the casino probably won't let him in. This guy came here last year, and all the casinos here have been listed as The most unwelcome guest."
Ling Qi also laughed, "What kind of problem is this, your disguise technique is so powerful, if you just change Lu Xiaofeng's face, wouldn't we all be able to get in?"
"good idea!"
As soon as Sikong Zhaixing's eyes lit up, he immediately ran to find Lu Xiaofeng to 'discuss' this matter.
Not long after he left, Ximen Chuuxue came to Ling Qi's room.
"Are you going to the casino tonight?" His room is next to Ling Qi, only separated by a wall, the conversation between Ling Qi and Sikong Zhaixing just now naturally cannot escape his ears.
"Well," Ling Qi has already started to rummage through the package at this moment, ready to choose a suitable outfit to wear at night, "I haven't been to a casino yet, so let's take it as a trip to learn a lot today."
Ximen Chuuxue never went to filthy places like casinos and brothels, but seeing that Ling Qi wanted to go, he decided to go with Ling Qi.
But Ling Qi saw what he meant, and before he spoke, he bluntly refused his company.
"You don't have to force yourself to go, I'm just going for a stroll, not to mention Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing are there to accompany me, so there won't be any problems."
Letting Ximen Chuuxue stay in a noisy and chaotic place like a casino is really too much to force others to do. Ling Qi is not the kind of clingy person who needs to be accompanied all the time, so naturally he will not force Ximen Chuuxue to be with him go to the casino.
Ximen Chuuxue was willing to endure this for him, and he didn't want to torment his lover like this.
After picking and choosing, Ling Qi finally chose a scholar's outfit. Appropriately acting weak can make people relax their vigilance, and subconsciously underestimate him. He really likes the feeling of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
"That's right, I've figured out what to do with this piece of jade."
After picking out the clothes, Ling Qi took out the piece of jade from his bosom, "Let's find someone to make it into a pair of jade pendants, and then I'll process it later, warm it up with spiritual power for a while, and then I can make two beautiful jade pendants." A good bodyguard."
"Okay." After receiving the warm jade, Ximen Chuixue said, "I'll ask someone to send it back to Wanmei Villa. Steward Mei will carve the jade, so let him handle it."
Ling Qi nodded with a smile, and said, "You can arrange this."
Putting away the jade, Ximen Chuuxue raised his hand and touched Ling Qi's head, then took out a letter from his sleeve, and handed it to Ling Qi, "The renovation of the school has been arranged by Housekeeper Mei, and here is what he wrote. Some suggestions, you see if it suits you."
Ling Qi waved his hand and said: "If you believe me, you don't need to read it. I don't know anything about it, and I can't understand it even after reading it."
In other words, he only intends to be a hands-off shopkeeper, and he only cares about spending money and not doing anything.
At certain times, Ling Qi is always honest and cute, Ximen Chuixue has a smile in his eyes, he can't help but raise his hand and rub Ling Qi's head again - he likes to do this very much, although he doesn't even know it is why.
Ling Qi, who was used to being rubbed on the head, didn't resist at all, but narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.
Seeing his expression, Ximen Chuuxue, who was about to stop, stretched out his hand and rubbed the corner of Ling Qi's eyes. The burning but tender touch made his heart slightly burn.
The sensitive corners of his eyes were touched like this, Ling Qi couldn't help but blinked several times.
The eyelashes brushed gently against the skin of Ximen Chuuxue's fingers, causing a slight itching sensation. He withdrew his fingers, looked at Ling Qi whose eyes were flushed, and suddenly felt a little dry in his mouth.
Sensing the ambiguous atmosphere in the air, Ling Qi's ears felt hot, and he quickly lowered his head and pretended to straighten his clothes.
"I..." Seeing Ling Qi's reddened ears, Ximen Chuuxue's eyes dimmed, and he was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.
Lu Xiaofeng: "Ling Xiaoqi, come out!"
"Let me tell you, whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the bad idea you came up with this time is a bit too much, you actually asked the old monkey spirit to disguise me as a woman, even if you beat me to death, I would never agree— —”
With a creak, Ximen Chuuxue appeared in front of Lu Xiaofeng with a cold face, and he shut his mouth immediately in shock.
Lu Xiaofeng: qaq Ximen's eyes seem to be particularly terrifying, he must have been interrupted by something indescribable just now, it's over, won't his newly grown eyebrows be shaved off again?
Just when Lu Xiaofeng looked at the sword on Ximen Chuixue's waist with trepidation, fearing that the other party would draw the sword suddenly, a head poked out from Ximen Chuixue's shoulder.
It was Ling Qi who had calmed down.
"Transform into a woman? I didn't give Sikong Zaixing that idea."
Lu Xiaofeng asked suspiciously: "It's really not you?"
"Of course it's not me. For an honest person like me, if it's really my idea, can I not admit it?" Ling Qi curled his lips, thinking that even if he was cheating, he would do it clearly. There is absolutely no such thing as that. It's a situation that people don't admit.
"..." Lu Xiaofeng drooped his head resentfully, knowing that he had been bullied by Sikong Zhaixing this time.
If it hadn't been for Sikong Zhaixing deliberately misleading him, making him think that Ling Qi came up with this idea, how could he have come to settle accounts when Ling Qi and Ximen were alone, hmph, what if his eyebrows were shaved again this time? He had to hold down Sikong Zhaixing for everything he said, and shaved off his eyebrows too!
But the facts proved that Lu Xiaofeng was thinking a little too much.
Ling Qi didn't mean to argue with him, and Ximen Chuuxue naturally wouldn't draw his sword to shave his eyebrows.
"I think it's good for you to disguise yourself as a woman. After all, your gambling skills are too good. Even if you disguise yourself, you may be guessed by the boss of the casino. If you pretend to be a woman, the boss will definitely not expect it to be you."
Although Ling Qi didn't care about Lu Xiaofeng wronging him, he was happy to help Sikong pick the stars and cheat Lu Xiaofeng together.
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Looking at Ling Qi who was smiling like a little fox, and looking at Ximen Chuuxue who was expressionless but staring at her all the time, Lu Xiaofeng was crying, so he had no choice but to agree to the plan to pretend to be a woman.
After nodding, Lu Xiaofeng's heart collapsed.
If this matter gets out later, how will he see people in the future!
Later, when Sikong Zhaixing changed Lu Xiaofeng's face, Lu Xiaofeng realized how big a mistake he had made - Sikong Zhaixing directly made him look like a prostitute.
Lu Xiaofeng was so regretful that his guts were green, if he had been tougher at that time and hadn't given up under the double pressure of Ling Qi and Ximen, he wouldn't have been tossed into such a ghost by Sikong Zaixing.
Sikong Zhaixing smiled and took out two big steamed buns, "Come on, Lu Xiaoji, these are your breasts."
Looking at the two big steamed buns with grief and indignation, Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and reached out tremblingly to take them.
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