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It is often necessary to be courteous and considerate when visiting some well-known people in the world, let alone the two girls' homes.

It can't be abrupt, and it can't make them refuse, but the three big men and Gusu Shuangyan have never met before, and if they hand in the greeting card, they say that they will be trampled under their feet like those annoying ministers, and they don't even bother to look at them. But if you explain the purpose of your visit, maybe it will arouse people's embarrassment, and it will be exposed her scandal.

But having said that, the three of them still handed over the invitation respectfully first, but since there was no news for several days, they knew it was impossible.

The lights are like beans, and it is cold and rainy outside.

Chai Xiaomu became more and more worried. He cupped his face and said sadly, "There is no news about Liu Jianqiu, and these two girls also refused to see us. Although Miaojiang girl didn't follow, I don't think they can get the holy object. They don't want to give up, after all, they even dare to break into the big brother's bath, I really can't think of anything else they dare not do."

"Do you insist on mentioning this?" The muscles on Xun Yuqing's face twitched slightly, and he looked at Chai Xiaomu helplessly, "What's wrong?" Chai Xiaomu blinked innocently, wondering, "I said everything It's the truth, what's wrong? Those two girls broke in while the big brother was taking a bath, I'm not wrong, brother Qin Yan, what do you think?" He looked at Xun Yuqing in confusion, with a pure look on his face Not sure if it was intentional.

Qin Yan almost laughed all the way under the table, he pretended to be serious and said, "That's right."

"Okay! Stop!" Xun Yuqing looked at Chai Xiaomu in a different way. He never thought that Chai Xiaomu was a natural incision black. Speaking of this, let’s continue talking about Gusu Shuangyan.”

"Yeah." Qin Yan couldn't help smiling and said, "That's right, it's important to get down to business."

Xun Yuqing hurriedly nodded and replied, "That's right, that's the truth."

Qin Yan smiled back, but he didn't put the business on the back of his mind, and said calmly: "It's useless for us to submit invitations, people are afraid that we are hungry ghosts for sex, and they would like to take advantage of the danger to pull the corners of their skirts and thank guests behind closed doors." It's also normal. But in other words, if they want to hide the holy object, it's just right now, if it's the latter, Yuqing, what are your plans?"

"I don't want to know anything except what kind of virtue that Laozi's broken holy object is." Xun Yuqing rolled her eyes. It was very attractive, not to mention Xun Yuqing's white-eyed ridicule, Chai Xiaomu and Qin Yan couldn't help but secretly laughed.

"However, if Bu Ni really needs it, I can help, of course I will." Xun Yuqing relaxed his shoulders and said casually, "But now that he is not here, if I want to cause trouble for him, then forget it .”

Isn't Sui Qibai not here too, aren't you willing to cause trouble for him?

Qin Yan's mind is exquisite and exquisite, and he can see it clearly. It is not certain that Xun Yuqing can't tell in his heart which friends he makes are more important. If you ask him, he himself is at a loss.But in Qin Yan's heart, it was very clear.

"We've tried humility and politeness." Qin Yan smiled, "Then change to a more despicable and shameless method."

"Oh?" Xun Yuqing raised his eyebrows.

Chai Xiaomu knows the basics of these two people very well, and has learned a lot from them in the past two days, but he knows that one of them is kind-hearted and the other is righteous, and their dark eyes rolled around, and they are also old-fashioned Following Qin Yan's words, he said: "Great, but what kind of despicable and shameless method is it?"

Qin Yan smiled slightly and said: "It's just that although the two girls wronged us for being lustful and hungry ghosts, we can't really do bad people's reputation. If we are bad, we have to be well-behaved, have integrity, and have dignity."

Chai Xiaomu doubted: "Is that still called a bad person?"

Qin Yan said with a smile: "We three villains are more remarkable. You see, the one who can really starve to death thousands of people is not the big boss of the granary who does good deeds and accumulates blessings. How many villains with a bad reputation can do it?"

Xun Yuqing thought to himself that you are beautiful with dark connotations, and you will be finished sooner or later in modern times.

In fact, Chai Xiaomu didn't understand, but felt that Qin Yan seemed to be speaking very powerfully, so he nodded in an inscrutable manner, pretending to understand.He secretly glanced at Xun Yuqing, saw that Xun Yuqing seemed to be thinking, but he thought that his elder brother didn't understand, so he put his hanging heart back in his stomach, and said to himself: It seems that I am not the only one who can't understand, Since the elder brother doesn't understand, it must be the elder brother Qin's problem.

"You said you can't spoil people's reputation, so it seems that we can't even go to the boudoir at night?" Xun Yuqing asked.

"Not necessarily." Qin Yan shook his head and said, "When we visit at night, as long as people feel that her reputation can't be ruined, it will be fine."

A man visits a girl's attic at night, but it can't ruin the reputation of the girl's family, not to mention doing or not doing it, just casually talking nonsense, it will make people feel uncomfortable to death.

"Then why are you spying at night?" Chai Xiaomu held his face sadly, and said bitterly, "We can't be pushed back into a girl's house again, can we?"

Xun Yuqing's eyes lit up, and Qin Yan had a childlike face. The two looked at each other, and both looked at Chai Xiaomu.

Chai Xiaomu is still a young man, his body has not grown up, his stature is not high, his voice is a bit deep, but if he raises his voice slightly, he can't distinguish between men and women, not to mention that although he has thick eyebrows and big eyes, he has slightly trimmed his eyebrows and put on some makeup powder , tied her hair into two thick braids, isn't she an extremely innocent little girl.

Aha, women's clothing, the old routine of Tanmei novels.

Anyway, Chai Xiaomu is also the protagonist, no matter how you say it, Xun Yuqing thinks this plan is feasible.

More than feasible!It's just fun!

Chai Xiaomu, who grew up in the mountains since he was a child, has a natural instinct for danger. He stared at Xun Yuqing and Qin Yan vigilantly, like a gazelle drinking water by the river and planning to escape at any time, "I won't do it!" Shouted, like a little girl being molested, almost broke her voice.

The heartless Qin Yan and Xun Yuqing clapped their hands together and said, "Great, that's the voice!"

"Brother Qin." Chai Xiaomu looked at Qin Yan pitifully, trying to soften Qin Yan's hard heart and arouse his justice.

"Good Xiaomu, brother Qin will buy some high-quality rouge." Qin Yan looked serious, "Don't worry, brother has enough money, and he will never treat you badly."

"Big brother!" Chai Xiaomu almost cried, he blinked and looked at Xun Yuqing, trying to shake the other party's "femme heart".

Xun Yuqing smiled slightly and said, "Don't be afraid, Xiaomu. This is not a dragon's pond or a tiger's lair. Do you think it is true? You said that big brother and your big brother Qin are not good to you?" Although he looked serious and caring, he couldn't hide his words After watching the good show, I gloated.

Seeing that there was no way out, Chai Xiaomu simply gave up on himself and said: "Then you all have to be together, otherwise I will never agree alone! No matter if it is Big Brother or Big Brother Qin, anyway, there must be someone to accompany me anyway, otherwise... otherwise Let's think of another way!"

Good Xiaomu, I haven't learned anything else, but I have learned a lot from being bad. This trick of "directing disaster to the east" is really superb.

Before Xun Yuqing could speak, Qin Yan directly defeated him with one sentence: "A tall woman with a broken arm is probably inconvenient, and it's too easy for people to see through."

Justified and convincing.

Xun Yuqing is not afraid at all, it's nothing more than a woman's dress, and it's not a big deal. In fact, apart from breasts, Xun Yuqing can't tell the difference between men and women in ancient times. Besides, there are not a few men who wear makeup to reflect their spirit. , he didn't care too much, so he nodded and said, "Okay. OK."

Both of them didn't expect him to promise so readily. Chai Xiaomu was taken aback and struggled desperately: "No! I...I won't!"

"Huh?" Xun Yuqing raised an eyebrow.

Chai Xiaomu suddenly softened: "Okay...Okay."

Qin Yan became worried a lot. He thought of the scars on Xun Yuqing's body and what he said in the past. He felt unreasonable for no reason when he saw the big man before, so he asked tentatively: "Yuqing, is it true? You don't have to force it, we are just joking, otherwise, just think of another way."

"What are you thinking about?" Xun Yuqing shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I really don't care. If we find out the news earlier, we can deal with Liu Jianqiu earlier. If it drags on for a long time, it will be more troublesome. Yes. There is a saying in my hometown called Murphy’s Law, which means that the more you worry about bad things, the more they will happen, and I’m afraid of long nights and more dreams.”

"I'm just thinking, I'm afraid you won't want to wear women's clothes, and you won't be happy." Qin Yan said in a deep voice.

"What's there to be unhappy about? It's all about wearing women's clothing. It's not like asking someone to be eunuched and sent to the palace to be a eunuch. What's there to be unhappy about?" Xun Yuqing shook her head and said, "It's not because I wear a woman's clothing that I become an eunuch." The girl is at home, and you are such a mother-in-law, so it makes people unhappy."

Chai Xiaomu pouted aggrievedly and said, "I'm not happy! No one asked me why."

"You also said that you want to answer the life-saving kindness poster for your brother, and you can test your sincerity by wearing a women's dress?" Xun Yuqing teased him with great interest.

"That's right! That's not it! If it's really a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, I'll go for it!" Chai Xiaomu said unconvinced.

Xun Yuqing shrugged her shoulders: "I don't think so. You don't even dare to wear a piece of clothing. You are so good at your manly face. How can I trust you to fight for me in the future? It's just a big talk."

"Just wear it!" Chai Xiaomu was so excited that he almost stuttered, "I——I'm not talking big!"

Qin Yan shook his head helplessly and sighed, feeling that the innocent lamb fell into the trap of the cunning hunter, and felt sincerely unable to bear it.