99 ways to raise a mermaid actor

He Zhizhi said very shyly, very not shy words.

"Brother Meng, the virginity I've kept for 22 years is gone, and I'm still asleep... No, no, I was still put to sleep by Teacher Duan."

Meng Surprise:! ! !

"Virgin? Fell asleep? Brother Zhizhi, what are you talking about?"

Little Meng Nuo tilted his head, he didn't understand, it seemed a little esoteric.

"Uh, to discuss philosophical issues."

Well, it is indeed a bit esoteric to discuss the great philosophy of life.

Meng Surprised: "..."

I feel that I can't let He Zhizhi take Xiaomengnuo with me in the future, and I will probably teach the children badly.

The phone was out of battery and turned off. He Zhizhi quickly charged it and turned it on, and sat down slowly while supporting his sore waist.

After turning it on, I found a bunch of missed calls and unread text messages. My mother Song Benlan made more than a dozen phone calls to bombard him.

As soon as He Zhizhi got connected, Song Benlan on the other end scolded angrily: "Stinky boy! I haven't returned all night, and I called you last night and the phone was turned off. Where did you fool around? Where are you now?"

He Zhizhi shrank his neck, and immediately smiled kindly: "Mom, I'm fine, don't worry, my phone ran out of battery last night, so I didn't see it. I... I'm at brother Meng's house."

"Really?" Song Benlan on the other end of the phone half-believed.

"Of course it's true, Brother Meng, hurry up and say something to my mother." He Zhizhi handed the phone to Meng Yu as he spoke, and at the same time winked at Meng Yu, mouthing "Qian Don't tell my mom."

Meng Yu was helpless, and responded cooperatively: "Well, Aunt Lan, Er Zhi is at my house, don't worry, he is with me."

"There's me, there's me!" Xiao Meng Nuo also leaned over and yelled a few times.

Hearing the voices of Meng Yu and Xiao Meng Nuo, Song Benlan finally felt at ease.

"Why did you go to Xiao Yu's place again? Xiao Yu is a big star now, don't bother people all day long, and you don't even say hello, are you trying to kill me?"

"I'm sorry, Mom, I know I was wrong." He Zhizhi coaxed his mother Song Benlan, "Brother Meng is an actor now, and I will be a screenwriter in the future, so the two of us talked all night long last night, thinking about life, which is the best way for an artist." communication between them."

"Nonsense!" Song Benlan yelled, "You want to talk about life? You can go home and talk slowly with me, an educator."

He Zhizhi: "..."

"Did you play games all night? Really, Xiao Surprise was spoiled by you."

He Zhizhi was stunned for a moment, and then nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, mother, you are really good at predicting things! Originally, Brother Meng and I just wanted to play for a while, but who knew it would be dawn before we knew it."

"..." Meng Yu expressed his innocence.

"Okay, that's fine. I've been teaching for so many years, and you can't hide any problems that children haven't seen before."

He Zhizhi suddenly felt a little guilty, and smiled again: "Yeah, my lord, you have sharp eyes, mighty and domineering, and I will be obedient in the future."

It's not easy to fool a mother who is a teacher!

However, as a high school teacher, Song Benlan never thought that her timid and shy son would turn into a GAY who loves flowers, lace, and rabbits. Now he must not have expected that he has been suppressed by another university teacher. underneath, and then...

After hanging up the phone, He Zhizhi breathed a sigh of relief, but his mental stress eased a little, but the pain in his chest was still there, his waist was so sore, and the little chrysanthemum on the back of his butt was also sore.

After that, let his son Meng Nuo watch cartoons in his small room first, while Meng Yu took He Zhizhi to the bathroom to take a shower and change out of the dirty clothes.

Now, in Meng Yu's room, the door was closed, and Meng Yu and He Zhizhi were talking about adults.

"It hurts...it hurts to death! My... inside must be swollen."

He Zhizhi lay on the bed with his butt pouted, touched his little butt with his hand, and said distressedly, "Oh, not only the inside, but also the two balls of flesh outside were rubbed and pinched by Teacher Duan last night, they are too thick - violent."

He Zhizhi didn't blush, but Meng Yu's face turned red after hearing this.

"Brother Meng, do you have any medicine?"

Meng Yu shook her head in embarrassment: "No...no, wait a moment, I'll go buy it right away."

"Isn't there?" He Zhizhi was a little surprised, "Brother Meng, you have handed over the keys to the house obediently. Xu Nanshen can come and go from this house freely, and often comes to meet you privately. I thought you guys had already taken pictures. A lot of 'action movies' are prepared for this stuff... ouch!"

Before he finished speaking, Meng Yu couldn't help but tapped his head.

"Second Zhi, I should call you 'Dirty Zhi'."

Why is this boy next door full of obscene thoughts in his head, and sometimes he doesn't feel ashamed at all when he speaks.

He Zhizhi rubbed his forehead: "Brother Meng, dirty people often look good!"

Meng Surprised: "..."

It's strange, why he immediately thought of Xu Shiyuan with exquisite features, first-class figure, and long legs.

Later, Meng He was about to go out to buy medicine, but He Zhizhi, relying on his strong intuition, always believed that there must be medicine at home, but he really found it.

There are not only medicines for rubbing back, but also condoms, lubricants, massage sticks and the like.

"Haha, sure enough." He Zhizhi smiled, "Brother Meng, Xu Nanshen was really well prepared."

"..." Meng Yu's face was darkened, and the aura around him was a bit scary.

He Zhizhi flinched suddenly: Oops, I feel that Xu Nanshen might be in danger, will he kneel on the washboard, face the wall and think about it?

Seeing that He Zhizhi's body was almost taken care of, Meng Yu's expression was serious, and he asked about the business: "Second Zhi, what's going on between you and that teacher Duan?"

"This is the end of the matter, that's all it is." He Zhizhi lay down on the bed again, making a weak sound.

"Why did you come back alone? Doesn't he want to be responsible if he lets it go like this?"

Meng He's eyes became sharper, He Zhizhi was stunned by his question, his lips twitched for a long time, but he didn't say a word.

Seeing this, Meng Yu couldn't help sighing, walked over and rubbed He Zhizhi's head: "Erzhi, if you have been wronged, you must tell me, I will go to him and help you out."

"Don't...don't!" He Zhizhi pulled Meng Yu's clothes nervously, "Brother Meng, you misunderstood. It wasn't that he didn't care about me, but I felt ashamed and ran back secretly."

"Actually, this kind of thing happened. I seduced him."

Meng He was taken aback.

"To be more precise, this is a date-cannon caused by hand cancer."

Meng Surprised: "..."

Last month, He Zhizhi went to the director department to listen to Teacher Duan's lecture, and later added Teacher Duan's WeChat account to answer questions about film and television.

He Zhizhi was very excited, but at first he chatted with Teacher Duan nervously and asked him some professional questions.

Teacher Duan is very kind and patient. He always answers in detail every time. He also explains some things to He Zhizhi with a good voice, and praises him for being diligent in learning and asking questions.

He Zhizhi especially likes to listen to Teacher Duan's voice, and often puts his mobile phone to his ear to listen carefully. In this way, he feels like a male ticket is speaking love words in his ear, so happy!

Gradually, the two of them chatted and joked more, and the topics became more and more biased.

When interacting with emoticons, He Zhizhi was also surprised to find that Teacher Duan had a lot of emoticons, some of which were very funny, and sometimes even more outrageous than his own emoticons.

Teacher Duan, who looks gentle and elegant, upright and polite, is also very funny and humorous, and even a little bit boring!

Emma, ​​Mr. Duan is really following his wishes more and more. The more He Zhizhi understands, the more he likes it.

This Friday, He Zhizhi was drinking and chatting with some classmates. Coincidentally, Teacher Duan was also in this bar, and he took the initiative to greet them and told them not to drink too much.

It's a pity that it was too late, when he arrived, He Zhizhi, who had a poor capacity for drinking, was already drunk.Several classmates knew that He Zhizhi was secretly in love with Teacher Duan, so they all tried their best to help and handed He Zhizhi to Teacher Duan.

He Zhizhi was so drunk that Teacher Duan failed to ask his home address from him, but was vomited all over by him, so he had to take He Zhizhi to a nearby hotel.

After taking off his clothes, when Teacher Duan was taking a shower in the bathroom, He Zhizhi listened to the sound of water, imagining Teacher Duan's beautiful sex, and his heart fluttered. He opened WeChat in a daze, and kept sending Teacher Duan sent a message.

【Teacher Duan, I love you so much】

[Teacher Duan, your bird is so big! 】

【Come and chase me, hehehe】

He Zhizhi made all kinds of explicit confessions, seduction and teasing, and also randomly sent a bunch of particularly sloppy emoticons. Looking at it, it is simply full of "Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey", dirty and yellow one slice.

The next moment, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, He Zhizhi stared, and suddenly woke up, looking at the words and pictures he sent, he was stunned.

At this time, there is no way to undo it. He Zhizhi panicked and looked for Teacher Duan's mobile phone everywhere, but he couldn't find it. He probably put it in his pants pocket and took it into the bathroom.

Oops!He Zhizhi was completely desperate.

Seeing that Teacher Duan was about to come out of the bathroom, He Zhizhi finally sent another message of apology, ready to run away.

After all, he drank too much, and as soon as he walked to the door with weak feet, he was caught by Teacher Duan.

In front of him, Teacher Duan flipped through the shameful messages, He Zhizhi's face flushed completely, and he quickly covered his face with his hands.

Teacher Duan's eyes darkened: "This last one..."

He Zhizhi hastily explained: "The most...the last one is the most important!"

Teacher Duan smiled lowly, and handed the phone to He Zhizhi's eyes, but it read——

【Teacher, don't ignore those!sorry hug me! 】

He Zhizhi: "..."

What did you write here?At the critical moment, it was so hand cancer!

"Okay, I'll hug you."

Teacher Duan's voice was deep and magnetic. Since his hair was still stained with water just out of the bath, his upper body was naked, and only a towel was wrapped around his waist. He was full of temptation and really attracted people to commit crimes.

He Zhizhi felt drunk again, and fell limply into Teacher Duan's arms...

At this time, in the east district of S City, near Meng Yu's apartment.

After hearing the ins and outs of the incident, Meng Yu looked at He Zhizhi helplessly, not wanting to speak for the time being.

"I'm going to ask for leave. I don't want to go to school on Monday. I...I'm ashamed to see Teacher Duan."

Meng Yu glanced at him sideways: "Second Zhi, you have always been shameless and impatient in front of me?"

"That's different. I...I like Teacher Duan. In front of him, I...Of course I would be embarrassed." After finishing speaking, He Zhizhi buried his face in the pillow, especially "coquettish-shy".

Meng Yu sighed, and asked again: "You are already like this, so did he call?"

"Not...not yet." He Zhizhi muttered softly, "Maybe Teacher Duan worked too hard last night, so he hasn't woken up yet."

Meng Yu looked at the time, it was already 10:30, I really don't know what that teacher Duan was thinking?

"What about the information?"

"Nor...nor."

After lunch, He Zhizhi was too embarrassed to take the initiative to contact Teacher Duan, and was anxiously waiting for news.Meng Yu also waited with him, thinking that if he couldn't wait for any response today, he would be going to meet that "Teacher Duan" tomorrow.

"Hey, I wonder if I can get out of the group smoothly this time? It would be great if Teacher Duan would be my boyfriend."

Seeing that He Zhizhi was so distressed, Xiao Mengnuo grabbed a handful of white rabbit toffee and stuffed it into He Zhizhi's hand. He knew that Zhizhi liked little rabbits.

He Zhizhi smiled at him, under the education of Meng Yu, Nuonuo has always been very fond of others, and when he grows up, he will definitely have a strong boyfriend!

"Brother Zhizhi, is your boyfriend the kind of person who will sleep with you every day, kiss and hug you, do a lot of embarrassing things, and take care of you all the time?"

Hearing this, both He Zhizhi and Meng Yu couldn't help being taken aback.

"Meng Xiaonuo, who told you these words?" Meng Yu was in a hurry, what if his son failed his studies?

"Uncle Xu." Xiao Mengnuo was very frank.

Meng Surprised: "..."

He Zhizhi quickly eased the atmosphere: "Nuo Nuo, it's actually more than that. If I have a boyfriend, I will take care of him too. We care and tolerate each other, and we are very happy together."

"Brother Zhizhi, you are so good, you will definitely find it."

As soon as Xiao Mengnuo finished speaking, He Zhizhi's cell phone vibrated, and Teacher Duan sent a message——

[He Zhizhi, let's date]

He Zhizhi was stunned for three seconds, and then hugged Xiaomeng Nuo suddenly: "My God! My live koi, you are amazing, I love you forever!"

Meng Nuo: "..."

Does brother Zhizhi love his boyfriend more, or love me more?

The author has something to say: Xu Shiyuan: Mom, I didn’t make an appearance_(:з」∠)_

Yuzu: Oh, but the medicine you secretly hid, the condom, the lubricating, and the awesome all appeared

Teacher Duan: Mom, what's my name?

Yuzu: Big Bird!

Teacher Duan: ... (Are you kidding me?)