lucky nemesis

Pei Jie was dreaming, and the dream was not very clear. Suddenly, she felt a tingling sensation in her body, and it was a little hot. Those who didn't know it thought that Fengyoujing had dripped on sensitive parts.

"What's wrong? Wake me up now? Where's the pig?"

The one who woke up Pei Jie was the computer genius, and he opened his mouth like a spring breeze: "I saw that you were sleeping soundly, and it was the most relaxing time, and I didn't need to rest, so I took the initiative to abstain for you. No, your companion went to the toilet, I thought to myself how could there be a problem with my seniors, but"

"But what? Can you use fewer modifiers?"

"But it's been an hour since your companion went to the toilet, and with my usual careful observation, she doesn't have constipation or anything else."

Pei Jie couldn't bear to get out of bed amidst the computer's delicate words. She put on her clothes in twos and twos, and instead of rushing to the toilet, she turned around the other room, for fear that the child would run away wrongly.

There was no sign of Lu Zhujie anywhere, and it seemed that she was still in the toilet. There was only one result, and that was an accident.

The toilet here is a sliding push-pull type. As expected, the door couldn't be opened. Just when Pei Jie was about to incarnate a crowbar, the toilet door slid open slowly, and a sweet smell came out. Come, it is a kind of sweetness after the butter has been heated at high temperature, which makes people can't help but think of fresh bread just baked at 38.

So now it is like this, the sink is full of lemon tea, the toilet is constantly pouring out croissants, at a glance in the bathtub, there are matcha red bean cakes on the top layer, and cup-shaped tiramisu. Black Forest and more.

Lu Zhujie sat on the ground with a tangled expression on her face. Needless to say, Pei Jie knew what she was struggling with. It wasn't that she would feel dirty when she came out of the toilet, but that it was better to eat first. After all, they were all favorites. of.

Of course, she didn't have to worry about it soon, because Lu Zhujie borrowed the power of the man who cast space magic to have a steady stream of desserts. Finally, this man couldn't hold it anymore. When the magic dissipated, the desserts naturally disappeared.

Lu Zhujie's right hand was still out of control, she grasped it like this, and in a blink of an eye, there was a struggling thing in her hand, Pei Jie went up to take a look, and clapped her hands: "Drink, this is the same as the ring." The little scorpion in Wangli is exactly the same!"

The old man Ring quickly corrected her: "That's wrong. They are not hobbits, but dark elves, also known as fallen elves."

Pei Jie didn't bother to praise the old man Ring. Looking carefully, this little thing did have pointed ears, but the appearance of smoky makeup on his face was indeed different from the elves in the film and television drama. To sum it up, it was ugly.

"So, let's talk about it, we two are about to step into the rotten country, why do non-human beings here and smelly flies fly here without thinking? Bah, bah, I feel like shit Same."

The dark elf said something in a low voice, but Pei Jie didn't hear clearly, so she lowered her head and approached it. No one saw the smile on the corner of its mouth at the moment. A spell didn't need to be chanted for a long time. In the next second, Pei Jie and The dark elves disappeared together.

It's rare that the ring old man uttered a curse: Fuck.

I never expected that not only the space control is good, but also the space movement is perfect. Who said that magic can't be double cultivated?Hermione didn't just fix it a lot~ Dragon Knight Diane was already going to sleep, and suddenly she sat up from the bed like a carp, and the dragon blood dripped on Pei Jie was beyond the sensing range.

Here it is, the library.

When Pei Jie woke up, she thought she was thrown into some kind of cave. Facts have proved that watching less TV is good for her physical and mental health. Computer nerds don’t know what’s going on. They seem to have fallen into a deep sleep, and they can’t wake up even if they scream. Don’t mention the news up.

The bookshelf is about two meters high, and it smells of dust with some pine resin, not to mention, it smells a little nice.Pei Jie randomly picked out a book that was published in the last century, and she couldn't understand a single word of that exquisitely artistic print.

There was no exit to the endless bookshelves. Pei Jie wrote down the approximate colors of the books, and scratched the unkind ones. This damage was nearly a hundred books in a vertical row.Then she tried to walk for 10 minutes with the time in her heart. When she stopped again, she was already a little flustered, and there was no repetition in the book!

At first she thought it was just a trick, that this place was just a circle, and sooner or later the books that had just been marked would appear in another arrangement, and when she found out that something was wrong, she tried to go back, only to find that the original starting point was also gone trace.

Pei Jie didn't know whether she should be happy that such a literary place was used to trap her, and she didn't dare to burn it through with a torch, then she would die soon.

Lu Zhujie already knew about the old man Ring, and Pei Jie instilled in her little by little thoughts about the plots in Lun's novels appearing in reality, so there was no riot at all under the comfort of the ethereal voice.

On the second day, with huge dark circles under her eyes, she found that no one remembered Pei Jie's visit to the Ruin Kingdom.After finally putting down his posture and talking to Xueba, just after he said you know three words, Xueba immediately snorted coquettishly, twisted his body and ran away.

The ring old man sighed, the young man was exhausted, he thought it was all about this side, so he was accepted as a disciple, and now there is no chance, the current young man, hey, patience is the limit until noon, just when Lu Zhujie is about to curse When all the people in the corrupt country had diarrhea, the old Taoist and the old monk finally sent a message.

There is no corruption in any country, everything starts with money, they have great powers, found the middle level of the Fairy Association, and finally understood why these demons followed one after another, it turned out that there was an inner ghost in the East, no need to guess, it was not evil cultivators That's three gates.

These two underdogs once again took over for the Beast Ear Alliance.

The Tearberg Library, built at the end of the nineteenth century, was originally a private product of an earl, who was also a magician, or a great magician.His magic is very strange, he can seal the defeated monsters into the book, just take out the book and tear off the name during the battle, later aroused the anger of the magic world, they rolled up their sleeves together and subdued Ya.

This □□ naked plagiarism of Natsume XX’s setting, so that Lu Zhujie couldn’t get a good impression of this library, and besides, there is still her beloved here~ Waving her right hand, Lu Zhujie shouted A cry: "Give me strength, blah blah blah"

The monk and the old Taoist held her and covered their mouths. They came to visit the library, and they smashed the library by the way. If it is not necessary, it is better not to be blacklisted.

Sometimes, you come here with good intentions, but people may not be able to accept it, of course it is possible, they are all stupid.

Just after entering the library, two lions with wings roared at the door. Even Lu Zhujie understood that this was calling the police.

The old Taoist shook his head and sighed, and the monk's face was not very good. Adhering to the one hundred principles of peaceful coexistence, it is better for everyone not to fight, because it is not good to affect diplomacy.

The more you think about it, the more certain people push forward.Bang Dang, the door of the library behind him closed without wind, Lu Zhujie felt a gust of wind behind him, his thoughts were far behind his right hand, and he punched behind him with a strange posture.

There is a rattling sound, this onomatopoeia means dislocated arm.

Before she could feel the heart-piercing pain, her right hand grabbed something on her own initiative, and then her body was lifted into the air by her right hand, and the world spun around for a while, as if she was riding on a horse.

"hiss"

Only when it hurts did he yell te, his right hand turned around and clicked again, and then he took it off, Lu Zhujie could no longer cry out the pain, and was about to pass out, is this still his hand?Is it my own hand?

This idea turned in her mind, she just felt her whole body fly up, and then she had a chance to see what she was really riding on, and the old man ring took the time to explain: "This is a centaur, girl, Don't be afraid, Grandpa will protect you."

The monk and the old Taoist looked like they were watching a play, pointing and pointing from the sidelines.

"Yeah, girl, don't be afraid, it's much easier than English. The first step to tame a centaur is to stand still, as long as you don't get thrown off~"

Lu Zhujie got on Pei Jie's body for a second, and couldn't help but start complaining. Where is this setting plagiarized? !Avatar?

"Very good, that's it, hold on tight, the second step is to break his neck."

"what?"

Did you just want to say it's so bloody?The voice of the old man Ring came at this moment: "Hold your own left hand carefully, and don't listen to those two old guys, scare your baby."

Relieved, Lu Zhujie tightly grasped the centaur's mane, pinched the centaur's mouth with his right hand and fed something, and then the familiar backhand rattled, hurt or something, just get used to it.

Gulu Gulu, the centaur's stomach roared, and an ominous premonition came to his mind, ah, it couldn't be what we thought, right? ? ?After cursing others, the world news came too soon, right?

The warm touch, the taste of ecstasy, and then Lu Zhujie completely emptied herself, the ring old man controlled her right hand and played very happily, shouting: "Ah, eat shit!"

So, the ultimate secret of the second step is to smear the centaur with his own shit? ! !

A miraculous thing happened, the centaur gradually stopped struggling, and his front hooves stopped digging holes, but turned around on the spot, and finally stopped.

Unexpectedly, the first general sent by Party B was cut like this.

The monk stood far away in an unscrupulous way, covered his nose and asked, "Hey, where is the little girl you captured? Was she abused?"

The half-horse man bowed his head and replied respectfully: "I don't have enough authority to answer the question you asked, so I can't answer you."

Lu Zhujie jumped off the horse and shook his hands: "I don't want this food, it's too stupid."

The author has something to say:

I think I'm hopeless, I'm going to marry Fu Yuanhui, bye everyone~