lucky nemesis

The big raccoon is about to die of annoyance, the blue star people are crazy, how can the noble one be touched by the backward blue star people?Meow meow meow!

After Yang Yun touched the cat enough, she turned around and prepared cat food. Pei Jie sat on the sofa and stared at the cat that came from afar, wondering if its function could only be cute?

A wild cat came outside the villa, it was a white, yellow and brown female cat, our big raccoon marshal's tail blew up, and Pei Jie heard it start a wonderful communication with the wild cat.

"Meow Meow (there is a meow star companion, please ask quickly)." The above is in Chinese.

The following is forced English.

Xiao Hua Meow: "Do you have time?"

The big raccoon shook his head for a while, then quickly adjusted his language and flew away.

"Why did you fall to Blue Star? Do you have any companions? Do you have a meow spaceship? Which formation are you in? Which country?"

"Meow? Do you want □□? Just give me an order."

The big raccoon frowned: "Why do you say low-level words so casually? How come you are so depraved when you arrive at Blue Star?!"

The little cat obviously couldn't understand such a complicated language. Seeing that the cat didn't want to fuck or give, it got angry, and rushed over to bite and attack with a meatball fist. The big cat didn't hit the girl. Meow, I will soon be defeated.

"Rough, rude! Why did my companions become like this? How did they degenerate into wild cats? Where did thousands of years of civilization go?"

Pei Jie finally couldn't bear to watch it any longer, she brought the big lizard to her side, and patted its head: "Where's your weapon?"

"After a long journey, when passing through your galaxy, our spaceship was hit by a meteor, and my subordinates knocked me out and let me enter the escape cabin. Later, I passed out for a long time, and when I woke up, I saw you guys."

"Oh, it doesn't mean that there are no weapons anymore, and now it's just an ordinary cat."

The big raccoon frowned again: "I am the great marshal! I have led three thousand meow warriors to investigate the big universe, and it is not my wish to be attracted by your galaxy, hum. Wait, you, can you understand me? !"

Pei Jie rubbed its head non-stop, and said with a smile, "What do you think? Maybe Blue Star can understand your words, and I'm the only one."

"You, could it be you too?"

"I, I came hundreds of millions of years earlier than you. I am a soldier sent by the Trisolarans to observe here first. My companions have already gone back. I believe that the Trisolarans will come to Blue Star in the near future. "

The big raccoon was completely stupefied, and it backed up cautiously: "You, you are actually a three-body person?! I, I have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, you, cough, I, oops, I think Since we are all in Blue Star, let's abide by the Cosmos Alliance treaty, don't, don't kill me, okay?"

Ah, there really are Trisolarans, and they seem to be very powerful. Now she also understands this meow, and can be used as a universal translator. She will take it with her when taking the English test in the future. It is omnipotent.

"Hmph, as long as you are obedient, I will wait for my companion, and you will play the role of meow. I forgot to tell you that the mews on Blue Star are relatively backward, and they can play outdoors all day long. PLAY, in order to eat very unscrupulously, will take the initiative to let the Blue Star people touch their stomachs in exchange for delicious food."

"What, what?!"

Let a dignified marshal do such shameless things? !What a joke!Why did its companions fall like this? !Let Lan Xing touch his belly? !Just for mere food? !You can't lie to me, can you?It shouldn't be, the other party is a Trisolaran!Meow!I'm dying!

"This universe is diverse. Although this place is backward, it is also the birthplace of a civilization. Besides, this civilization is developing very fast. According to the cosmic convention, we can only be one of them and must not interfere with Blue Star. Human life. Before our trisolarans invade Blue Star, we will give them time to adapt."

The big raccoon was completely stunned by the fool, nodded and nodded again, the Trisolaran in front of him is really a good person, not like the Trisolaran who invaded their cats five centuries ago.

"Then, what do you teach me?"

"Hey, it's easy to say, hard to say, it's to release your nature. I also thought it was a loss of my identity at first, but what is more exciting than participating in a civilization? You should do the same. Come on , my mother is about to bring cat food to you, you have to rub your head against her to express your gratitude."

"Really, do you really want it?"

Pei Jie's expression became serious, the big raccoon trembled all over, and the Trisolaran became serious!Me, I'd better be obedient.

Yang Yun is always full of love for small animals. There is no rice on this island, so she uses local cassava as the staple food, chops small saury, and mixes them with a little fish oil. It looks delicious, hehe, It doesn't look very good, but in her heart, cats should eat such things.

"Come on, kitten, it's time to eat!"

The Generalissimo's nervous tail didn't know how to shake it, he wanted to use his head to rub, yes, use his head, tilt his head, put his head in Yang Yun's hand, twist it, this, let's just rub it!

"Hey, is this cat sick? Why is it so stiff, do you want to take it for ligation?"

The big raccoon let out a miserable cry, and Yang Yun quickly covered her mouth: "It seems to understand what I say?"

Pei Jie pinched the big raccoon's neck: "It won't go to the female cat casually, it's better not to remove its balls." Otherwise, this alien cat will really explode.

"Oh, let's send it for inspection to see if there are any other problems, such as parasites, cat plague."

"Meow meow meow (you are the only one who has plague)!

This cat meal seemed to be pretty good, it sucked, the big raccoon hadn't eaten for a long time, and his stomach was rumbling from hunger, and he didn't care about the marshal's face, so he ate it in big mouthfuls.Yang Yun smiled and patted its head: "It's still a cute cat when you're hungry, good boy, I'll give you delicious food and spicy food in the future, so you don't have to live a life of wandering."

Lu Zhujie came back from picking up shells early in the morning, she threw aside the big raccoon that was eating, and lay on Pei Jie's lap: "Little Xinger, little Xinger! Huh, look at my back, it's tanned!" Two colors."

Whoops, isn't that right? Except for the white part of the bikini strap, the others are obviously colored. It was the same when she came back yesterday, but it was not so obvious.

"What should I do? It won't be good for you to lick it."

"Uh huh, what I mean is that you and I have a tan today, and I'm satisfied with the tan. Huh? What's wrong with the big raccoon?"

Pei Jie glanced at the marshal who was furious again. He stretched out his claws so angry that the claws were exposed, and he yelled at Lu Zhujie in a serious manner: "I want to fight you one-on-one! Blue Star, you challenge me!" I've reached my bottom line!"

It's a pity that from Lu Zhujie's perspective, the big raccoon is no different from an ordinary kitten when it gets angry.

"Well, I was angry when you interrupted me when I was eating just now."

Lu Zhujie grabbed the kitten and hugged it in her arms: "Go, sister will take you to ride the waves."

"what?!"

"Well, let's go surfing."

Another night, everyone fell into a deep sleep, and the general came to the roof alone, everything was destroyed, there was no way to contact, no way to return to that interstellar, falling on such a backward planet , and a terrifying Trisolaran, whose life is hopeless.

The little tabby cat in the morning jumped onto the roof again. In this spring, it was springing up. It needed a strong male cat to satisfy it, but after searching for a long time, it was not satisfied.

The big raccoon's tail blew up: "You bitch! Get out of here! Although I don't have a spouse in Meow Star, I won't have sex with you either!!! Besides, I'm a noble gray tiger-striped breed. The three-color variety of this kind is not in my eyes!"

"Meow? Are you sick? Meow? Is it □□ or □□, forget it, I will force it!"

Meow, meow, meow, meow!

Pei Jie pushed open the window: "Aren't you finished? Are you still the commander-in-chief of the cat? Why are you so casual? You pretend during the day, but you reveal your true nature at night?"

"You thought I was, hiss, hiss."

Even if it is Meow Planet, it cannot describe the plot below the neck. Let us use the Spring and Autumn brushwork to pass it by.Unexpectedly, on a certain island in the Pacific Ocean, the noble meow star, Grand Marshal Da Lizi, left his seed here.

Let's go back to the other side of the earth. Yakexi decided not to touch potions again. He didn't study hard before, but now he finally got retribution.

Through the cat's eyes, Yakexi saw Yang Erer, she dared not open the door, as there was no one at home, she held her breath and pretended not to be at home.

Yang Erer carried a big bag, which was full of all kinds of sex props. She took out her mobile phone and called Yakexi. As expected, she heard the familiar ringtone of gourd baby at the door, and Yang Erer smiled. He said: "Baby, I know you are at home. Be good, little rabbit, and open the door."

"No, no, no, I won't. Mom is not at home."

Yakexi covered her mouth, and Nima started singing unconsciously.

"Hee hee, baby, don't let me use extreme methods to break in."

Yaxi swallowed, yes, pepper!A little chili powder is also added, just a sneeze can restore it.During this period of time, Yakexi has accumulated knowledge about split personality. Now it seems that the ordinary Yang Erer is the main personality, while the sick Erer is the secondary personality.

Now, when she sneezes, she will switch her personality, and the sick second has all the memories, while the normal second does not have the memory of the secondary personality.

"I opened the door."

"open it."

Wow, pepper powder mixed with chili powder scattered in the air, and not only Yang Erer was hit, but Yakexi himself was also hit.

"Ah Choe, hey, Yakexi, why am I here? Ah Choo, baby, what are you doing? Ah Choo..."

"Ah Choo, Ah Choo, I, I just now, Ah Choo, made mutton, Ah Choo."

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So, Bingjiao never left~

In the preview of the next episode, the duo of pig feet returns to school, and the younger sister controls the older brother. What will happen? !