lucky nemesis

As for the medicine that should be applied externally, but now it is in her mouth, Pei Jie said that she didn't want to, but who made her unlucky.

She retched a few times, laying on the toilet without vomiting anything, Pei Jie felt that the sky was about to collapse, Lu Zhujie patted her back for her, comforted her in a soft voice, she was fine, she was pregnant, it's not a big deal.

Pregnant, teaching sacks, pregnant? !She didn't care about everything, and asked loudly: "Grandma, I'm not really pregnant, am I?! Poor me, I'm still a virgin. Look, my Shougong sand is still there!"

Lu Zhujie continued to comfort in a soft voice: "Honey, this is a mole, not Shougong sand, don't worry, I will raise it after birth."

Bah, bah, bah, I didn't ask you.

The ring old man asked for help outside the court, and this time he came back after a while, and he also said softly and with a smile: "Don't worry, girl, although we don't know what the side effects are, I won't be pregnant. I suggest You study biology well."

Pei Jie sent Lu Zhujie away to absorb it, she covered her right hand: "What did you say?!"

"study well…"

"The previous sentence!"

"Don't worry, girl."

"Get out! In other words, you don't know any side effects?!"

The old man Ring pretended to be dead.

Fucking life, when she got out of the toilet, Pei Jie remembered that she hadn't washed her hands, and was about to go back to wash her hands when a boy snorted coldly, "I don't know why these girls hold hands in the toilet Go together."

Pei Jie curled her lips: "The reason why the men don't go together is because they will compare the length of penis."

"Huh? What is Xiao Xing'er talking to herself?"

Pei Jie waved her hand, it was nothing serious.After washing her hands, she can finally go back to study hard. There has never been a moment when she wants to enjoy the joy of learning more than now. As for drinking messy potions, the chemistry teacher is still rushing to the street, these are none of her business.

I don't know why when I went upstairs, it seemed a little noisy today, Pei Jie buttoned her ears, could it be that her hearing has improved as a side effect?strangeness.

Hesitating and worrying about something wrong with Pei Jie, the old Taoist priest and the Chinese teacher changed classes, and when they were caught off guard, they were about to take an in-class quiz and tidy up the things on the table. Pei Jie was puzzled, why is it still so noisy?

The front desk kept yelling, what should not be seen yesterday, Yongzheng is coming, now it's all right, and I haven't memorized the words, it's miserable.The back desk is not to be outdone, it's all to blame for fishing yesterday, not only did not study hard, but the comics have not been updated.

Wait, comics?

Pei Jie turned around halfway: "Are you still drawing manga? How long have you been cheating and haven't updated it?"

The expression on the table at the back was that of the Nth generation who had eaten Mi Gongtian. She covered Pei Jie's mouth, and even ignored the old way's murderous eyes and her tablemate's doubts, and asked in Pei Jie's ear: "You How do you know that I draw manga, it's impossible, my best friend doesn't even know?"

Huh?Nani, what's the situation now?

"I see, have you peeked at my graffiti? It's a damn habit. I can't help but draw the LOGO every time."

I don't know, I was startled when I said it, Pei Jie rolled her eyes, and she really saw a small logo on the English book on the back table, a flower, half lily and half rose.

The back table is still threatening Pei Jie not to tell others, Pei Jie's thoughts are no longer on her, she is urgent to confirm two things, one is how great the back table is.

Open Weibo, search for half lily and half rose, and soon there are results. There are really many people who are speculating on the meaning of this LOGO. After scrolling down, they know that the back table is called Xi Yanda, and the main painting is Danmei Lilyman. He is a signed author of XX comic website, and his representative works include: "Flower Kingdom".

Quickly read the main content of each chapter, Pei Jie choked up, the great god is by my side, and the existence like a sweeping monk is behind her, no wonder she said that she likes SQ casually last time, and she quickly picked it up Say she has a signature or something.

This time I just didn't want to take the exam. Pei Jie rubbed her chin, and heard the back table yelling again: "Damn, it's broken, let Pei Jie know my identity, then won't she know that I'm flirting with you?" The little hooligan in the class and the top student for a long time? My next stalk will be YY and Lu Zhujie, what can I do, if I don’t go to the assistant to paint, my head will be chopped off.”

Pei Jie turned around again, the two of them looked at each other and smiled, Pei Jie really heard the voice from the back table again: "Should I bribe her? Give her a lottery too?"

"mock up."

Pei Jie no longer paid attention to the back table, she was full of curiosity about the world now, looked at the front table, and heard her complaints as expected.

"It's over, what should I fill in, what or that? I think both are right. Which of these four tenses should I use? Is it tobe or ed?"

Hehe, this isn't a hallucination, is it? Pei Jie shook her head and looked at the top student in the class, who was also muttering: "I'll go, it's so simple, it's A at first glance, the other answers are just for fun Is it? Hey, it’s really lonely to study well, why don’t you give XX an answer.”

After experimenting in the classroom for a while, Pei Jie was almost done playing. Finally, she slowly fixed her gaze on Lu Zhujie. She listened with her head propped up for a long time, but she didn't hear any activity in Lu Zhujie's heart. .

Her abnormal behavior finally caught the attention of the old man, he beckoned, Pei Jie just wanted to ask, so she went up.

"What are you looking around for?"

Pei Jie stared at the old man for a long time, and found that she couldn't hear what the old man was thinking, so she slammed her mouth, she was going to be supernatural.

"Then what, I seem to be able to hear what other people are thinking except you and Lu Zhujie."

The old man rolled his eyes: "Did you watch too many TV dramas? Don't follow Korean dramas at your age. You know, there is a girl who is blind after watching Korean dramas for [-] hours in a row. You are still young, let's go." .”

The old man Ring actually couldn't bear to see someone's nagging, and suggested: "Old Daoist, wait, you close your body protection array."

In an instant, Pei Jie heard the old-fashioned and wretched YY: "Obviously I am much more handsome than Park Hae-jin, I should take a hot dog trap for this baby."

"As long as you have a beard and a hot dog trap, I think you are suitable for a Taoist priest to go home."

With a bang, the old man slid down from his seat, and he hastily opened the protective array again, feeling terrified for a while.

Everyone's voices were particularly neat: "I'll go, what are the teacher and Pei Jie doing so shamelessly while we're doing the questions?"

Pei Jie hurriedly looked at one of the back tables, and her excitement was clearly written on her face: "Wow, haha, it turns out that Pei Jie likes this one. There are pictures and the truth, so hurry up and update the post."

"Ahem, what are you doing? Keep doing the questions!"

The old Taoist believed it completely now, and he understood it after thinking about it for a while. Those who practice Taoism have their own means of protection. Lu Zhujie must also listen to it because she is a star of destiny and an invincible lucky star. less than.

"What a cool side effect, I don't know it now, let's observe and observe."

It doesn't matter to Pei Jie, it's cool, she has had a dream since she was a child, to eliminate the strong and not to help the weak, now, super powers have finally come to her, if she doesn't make good use of her super powers, she will feel sorry for Lu Zhujie.

After thinking about it for a whole class, Pei Jie made a decision. She was new here, and she didn't remember any of the names of her classmates. If she wanted to make friends, there was only one choice after all, and that was Xiao Bichi.

Coincidentally, Xiao Bichi forgot to bring her chemistry book today. Apart from a few attendants, she has a junior high school classmate who is in Class [-] and [-], so she wanted to borrow books.Lu Zhujie was born with Xiao Bichi radar, and Xiao Bichi just showed her headband, so she slapped the table and said, "Oh, hey, this guy actually came to your door, and he actually wanted to bully you and me just now, let's go!" , and see what she's here to do."

Pei Jie looked at Xiao Bichi with a smile. She must be very nervous now, so she snapped her fingers and listened.

"Ah, sure enough, that annoying person Lu Zhujie found me, but I don't know the other classes, so I can only borrow books from the third class, which is annoying. Eh? That transfer student also saw me, how strange , I can't seem to hate her, her name is Pei Jie, can I call her A Jie?"

Um?what's the situation?

Lu Zhujie blocked the door of the class: "Yo, what are you doing in our class? What's the matter? What else do you want to do with my Pei Jie?"

Little Bichi immediately entered a fighting state. It doesn't matter if you don't borrow the book, you can't lose face. She put her hands on her hips: "What is your Pei Jie? It's ridiculous. She is a free individual. You protect the calf like an old hen. Already!"

From the corner of her eye, she saw that there was a suspicion of taking photos at the back table, and Pei Jie wanted to tell her that it wasn't just now, so she asked, "Do you want to borrow a chemistry book?"

"Huh? How do you know?"

Lu Zhujie clapped his hands and laughed, "Yes, yes, no~"

Pei Jie shrugged: "So go to another class and try."

Little Bichi looked at Pei Jie and thought to himself: "She is such a good person, she still helps me under Lu Zhujie's majesty, I really want to get closer to her. Oops, why is my ass itchy all of a sudden, okay? I want to buckle up."

Pfft, Pei Jie couldn't bear it any longer when she heard this, and she couldn't help laughing on Lu Zhujie's body.

"Hey? Why are you smiling like this?"

Little Bichi also looked surprised: "Well, what's wrong with you, Ajie?"

"Who told you to call Pei Jie?! Don't make friends with us!"

"I just called for something. Let me tell you, today's work is not over. I don't want my book anymore. Just wait."

Xiao Bichi left as soon as he said that, but a certain classmate who had been watching behind him was suddenly pushed for some reason and bumped into Pei Jie.

Everyone knows the school pants, they are loose and loose, if the school uniform is not long enough, Xiao Bichi would have the heart to jump off the building now, Pei Jie looked at the white thighs in front of her, and there was only one thought in her mind, her ass would not itch.

The author has something to say:

As soon as the golden finger was opened, it gave our supporting role student Pei Jie a skill~ Of course, it’s useless~ Otherwise, it will fall into the little yellow text and never return, quack.

But why do everyone think it's a drug for sex, I'm so dirty? !Everyone is not allowed to drive casually in the future (￢_￢)