lucky nemesis

How unlucky can a person be?Allow me to come one by one.

Pei Jie's mother was laid off and was waiting for a job at home. She hugged Pei Jie and watched the news. The hostess in the news held a can of milk powder in her hand and took a closer look. It was called: Four Deer.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that their milk powder is also of this brand, and then looking down, it seems to say that the milk powder has dozens of times of melamine added, and it is purely melamine added with milk powder.

Here comes the key, drinking IQ will drop.

Pei Jie's mother stared at Pei Jie, and noticed that her daughter seemed to be sneering. After thinking about it, she only drank one can of milk powder in this box, and there was still time to save it.

And this was just the beginning of Pei Jie's bad luck.

When Pei Jie was a child, she would stumble while walking on flat ground, which caused her parents to rush to the hospital for a check-up because of the sequelae of milk powder, but nothing happened.

Finally stumbled into primary school, Pei Jie's deskmate was a handsome and handsome little gentleman who was good at folding airplanes.Just like that, Pei Jie fell in love, and she was deeply infatuated with the handsome guy. When she finally wrote a crooked love letter to confess her love, the handsome guy got an incurable disease and was hospitalized.

Pei Jie has not realized that these things are related to her, she is still alive and healthy, although once she takes the bus, the bus must be broken down, once she eats sesame seed cakes, the whole oven will be burnt, and so on. There are more than N.

It wasn't until she entered junior high school that she fell in love with her elder brother who was in the third grade of junior high school. He played basketball well and was handsome, so studying was trivial.

On this day, Pei Jie and a group of girls cheered for the big brother of the basketball team. When the big brother was taking a break, she rushed up and handed him a bottle of mineral water, stammering and confessing his love to many girls.

"I, I declare you."

So in the second half, when the big brother fell down, the scream of the pig being killed will forever live in Pei Jie's heart.Since then, his ankle has been dislocated habitually, and he will never be able to run and jump. Frustrated, he transferred to another school.

What did Pei Jie know about her whereabouts? It seems that her bad luck will also bring to those around her. As a materialist, she doesn't believe in this evil. There is no big brother, and there is still a little brother.Xiao Zhengtai, a sixth grader in the same community, is also good.

Then came the idea, and at the dinner table, Pei Jie Mami talked casually with her father: "Xiao Zhang, who was laid off with me, her son is about the same age as our daughter, and she was caught by a big truck when she left the gate of the community this morning. The transported sand weighed on my legs, tsk tsk, I heard that my limbs are going to be amputated."

Pei Jie's heart skipped a beat, no, it's such a coincidence, right?

I recalled that Xiaohong, who used to do homework with her when she was a child, also moved away after falling into the sewage outlet at the entrance of the alley.There are countless situations like this. Pei Jie looked at her parents and lived with her, which is really a great courage.

No friends, no object of liking, Pei Jie thought to herself, then study hard, the knowledge you have really learned should not be subject to bad luck.Well, it turns out that stomach pain is absolutely indispensable for every large-scale exam. That kind of cramping feeling, not to mention answering questions, is good enough to be able to write names. Once the exam is over, it will be like a normal person again.

Later, Pei Jie stopped eating when the exam came, and went to the battle on an empty stomach. Now, the stomach pain was gone. There were so many people in the [-]th school joint exam, and she was the only one whose paper was not suitable. .

After she finished the exam, she was sweating profusely, but she couldn't understand what her classmates said that the exam was very simple, and the tragedy happened again.

Pei Jie felt nothing when she was hit by a bicycle during the high school entrance examination, but misfortunes never come singly. When she stood up with sprained feet, a sanitation worker's big broomstick poked her stomach, holding the stationery ready to go. The sealed bag of the research certificate flew out.

Pei Jie's eyes were full of despair, as she expected, the bag happened to be left in a passing car that was emptying the spittoon.

Most of the alleys in this S city have rice toilets, and every household uses a spittoon. Every day, someone pushes a cart to collect it at a fixed point, and each household hurriedly pours their excrement into the spittoon.

But it doesn't matter, you can take the exam with a certificate, Pei Jie is not yet desperate, she rushed to the exam room against time, when passing by a residential building, it happened that someone committed suicide by jumping off the building.No matter how anxious Pei Jie was, she was still driven by curiosity, so she stopped to take a look.

"Too much homework, I can't live anymore!"

Pei Jie sneered, there are still people in the world who commit suicide because of too much homework, it's ridiculous, most of them are brats who want to put pressure on their parents, a total of four floors, if they fall in fancy enough tricks, they won't die at all.

Turning around to leave, suddenly a gust of wind blew up, and the crowd behind them exclaimed. The brat was hung up, bounced on the canvas awning on the window sill that was built privately on the second floor, and flew straight towards Pei Jie. The two hit the street together.

The noon news at noon that day reported that a senior high school candidate was hit by a suicide bomber on the way to the exam, and his right hand was broken. Unfortunately, he missed the exam.

Many people in N took this incident as a joke, God knows how bitter Pei Jie was, she refused the interview, and also rejected the dislike of the bear's parents, she really had no hope in her heart.

Really didn't want to repeat her studies, so Pei Jie's father spent a lot of money to send Pei Jie to a private high school that is said to be a private high school where anyone who has money can get a high school diploma. Their family firmly believes that as long as they study well, the environment doesn't matter .

Unexpectedly, this private school was basically an empty shell, and the principal made a fortune and ran away.The school's lease has also expired, leaving defrauded students and teachers with nowhere else to go.

Pei Jie didn't expect her influence to be so huge. On a dark and stormy night, she ran away from home.She didn't bring much money, so she took the subway to the suburbs. She vaguely remembered that there was a nunnery here. Since she couldn't be tolerated by society, she should just become a nun and see through the world.

With a passionate heart, it turned out that everyone who sweeps the floor must have a bachelor's degree in Buddhism and a score of 425 or higher in CET-[-]. Pei Jie finally broke down.

Such a lively and cheerful person finally wanted to commit suicide. She didn't want to die in the Huangpu River, it was too dirty, so she chose a fish pond. It would be great to be able to feed the fish when she died.

Just as she stepped into the pond with one foot, an old voice stopped her.

"Young man, don't do anything stupid!"

Pei Jie was sure and sure, it was her own ring that did the talking, it was sold on the floor, and she could choose two at will.This is what is called an old man in the ring.

Da da da, this is the sound of clogs walking on the road, Pei Jie turned her head, and a Taoist came quickly: "You must not jump into the lake!"

"Amitabha, why did the donor have to go this far?"

According to the legend, when the three big pig's knuckles and sharp weapons gathered together, Pei Jie went crazy. She threw away her ring and stepped into the pond again.

"do not want!"

Tears flashed in Pei Jie's eyes, she shook her head: "I can't live anymore, it's so unlucky, if it didn't happen every time, I would have thought I was participating in some unknown reality show, trying to trick me, just ask, Is there anyone more unlucky than me in the world? I will jump into the fishpond no matter what I say today."

Ring shouted anxiously: "Let's not say that this is not a fish pond, but a pond for raising crabs, just say how difficult it was for your parents to bring you into this world!"

"Yes, you must live on, you can't be reincarnated again, it's not easy for us to find you! It's very hard!"

"Besides, it's not impossible for Tiansha Meteor, it can be remedied!"

Pei Jie extracted two keywords, Tiansha Meteor and Remedy.

"I've only heard of the lone star of the evil spirit, what is the meteorite of the evil spirit, and how can it be remedied?"

The two looked at each other, and finally the old monk answered her.

"The so-called Tiansha Meteor Star's fate is much more powerful than the Tiansha Lone Star. Not only will it bring misfortune to others, but it will also bring misfortune to yourself. Unlucky things happen one after another."

Pei Jie was dubious: "Then why is it just me?"

"Miss, you have committed great evils in your previous life and in your previous life. Even Qin's coward, King Zhou You, and flattering horses can't keep up with you."

The corners of Pei Jie's mouth twitched. She was really not interested in knowing what she did in her previous life. She frowned: "What remedy?"

"It's like this. In this world, there is another star of destiny. In layman's terms, this person is a super invincible super lucky star. Her life is very good, her luck is so good, and her journey from childhood to adulthood is smooth. Green light."

The Taoist answered: "This person is a heaven-defying existence, and you are polar opposites. As long as you get close to her, your bad luck will not be so serious, and it may even absorb her good luck to you."

Although Pei Jie didn't believe it all, she already took it to heart. Yes, she was so unlucky that she couldn't explain it with science, so she had a little hope and asked: " So who is the lucky star?"

The Taoist and the monk looked up at the sky after they finished speaking, the old man Ring cursed secretly, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "The horoscope of this lucky star has deceived the sky, no one can figure it out, and neither is yours." , we had a hard time finding you."

Seeing that Pei Jie was about to jump into the lake again, Huanhuan hurriedly yelled: "I told you, we put in a lot of effort, and we can do it again."

Pei Jie returned to the shore with two crabs hanging on her back. Seeing that the two of them were dancing like crazy and engaged in superstitious and feudal activities, she thought about it, and it would be more reliable to commit suicide.

"I, hehehehe, we figured it out."

"Oh?"

"Yes, a person who thinks he is a little princess."

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Pei Jie sighed. Sure enough, these three crazy people were liars. She really lost her head. She had to believe them.

"Hey, hey, don't believe me, we found you when we figured out that a girl from a private school that was about to close down was going to jump into the crab lake."

After making such a fuss, Pei Jie sighed, it's better not to commit suicide.

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