A record of employees smashing walls in the underworld

On the day of Yuan's third entry, Abi Hell held a joyful welcome party as usual.

By the way, when the prostitute Taro came to work, it just happened to hit the flu outbreak.Everyone devoted themselves to work at once, and did not give him a formal introduction, so this orientation meeting welcomed two newcomers at once.

Although these two people actually knew each other before their death, and judging from the temper of the prostitute Taro, he doesn't really care about this kind of dinner.

However, just as the flu is over and the flood in Abi Hell has been resolved to some extent, it is normal for everyone to want to hold a celebration.In addition, there is nothing else in their office, and there are most non-human beings, so Ah Wu is not worried about any friction between employees during the dinner party.

Considering that both Komaji and the prostitute Taro are guilty of crimes, in addition to working with the prison guards every week, they also have to be punished, so this dinner is still held in the cafeteria of the Abi Hell Office for the convenience of everyone What to do after dinner and break up.

"We welcome the two newcomers, and at the same time, we have worked hard for you for so long."

The girl clapped her hands and looked around at the jailers who came to participate today.

"Although it's a pity that we can't gather all the staff, there is no way. After all, we are jailers on standby 24 hours a day. Well, I won't say much about the rest. All in all! You're welcome! Eat more!"

"...Director, the newcomer should introduce himself at this time!"

Then her words were complained by Yao Yao who was sitting on the side.

Ah Wu stretched out her hand, and replied righteously: "Don't ask where the hero came from!"

"This sentence is not used like that!"

"The boss is starting again, you should give the chance to the newcomers at least!"

This sentence attracted more complaints without any suspense.

In the end, Ah Wu sat down to drink tea angrily, and gave the right to speak to the two "newcomers" who didn't seem to get along very well.

"...Komaji, please give me your advice."

The short-haired young man who had regained his human appearance looked a bit reserved, and he spoke surprisingly little, which was completely different from the way he persuaded people to turn into ghosts when he was in the third class.

"Prostitute Taro... By the way, I haven't been working for a while, why should I waste time in this kind of place."

On the other hand, the prostitute Taro seemed very impatient, probably because he wanted to end his sentence early and his sister's reincarnation, and his personality was a bit distorted, so he didn't like to participate in such activities.

But this doesn't stop the gossiping hearts of the old ghosts and old monsters who have been idle for hundreds of years in other offices.

"Oh, oh, you are both human! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Well, although I don't know what you have experienced before you were alive, but if you encounter problems, please tell us as much as possible. We are all colleagues at work, and it is also necessary to help each other!"

Except for Suzuki Lei, who obediently ate fried eggs, and A Wu, who silently drank tea and watched, everyone talked to each other, wishing to become a curious baby and ask the end.

"Speaking of which, I saw the prostitute Taro talking to Xiaolei that day. Did you know each other before your death?"

At this time, someone suddenly started to say something, and Ah Wu paused with the hand holding the teacup.

"What?! Could it be Xiao Lei's former companion?"

"companion?"

The prostitute Taro obviously dismissed this word very much, and grinned with his mouth crooked.

"It's really a nice way to say it, it's better to say it's the same kind... right, Lord Yiwozuo?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to have just noticed that he had made a mistake, and added without apology: "Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that your name is no longer Yiwozuo, and you should be called by your human name. That's right."

... Fuck, this stinky brat really doesn't know which pot to turn on.

As expected, Komaji's expression immediately became a little embarrassed, but under the curious eyes of everyone, he just clenched his fists without saying a word, ignoring the provocation of the prostitute Taro.

"These two people, like me, used to be 'ghosts'."

However, what Ah Wu didn't expect was that at this slightly embarrassing moment, Tired, who hadn't spoken much all this time, suddenly spoke.

"Of course... the ghost I'm talking about is different from everyone sitting here."

The other prison guards here are all old employees, and they have more or less heard the stories of the group of ogres in the real world, especially when Awu insults Ghost Mai Tsuji in the office every day (when he is not tired), they wonder if this person Will not work.

"So that's how it is..." The fox at Ye Ganhou swayed and turned into a human form with a big tail still attached to the back of the buttocks, "No wonder you all look young and can pass the test and come to work in Abi Hell, but since everyone is dead It’s already a matter of life, don’t worry, don’t worry~”

Although this is true, it sounds strange no matter how it sounds from the mouth of a monster.

"...Although I don't know the past, it feels quite complicated."

The pterosaur squatting on the chair, if the animal has an expression, then he must have said this sentence with a face of helplessness at the moment.

"After I came to work in hell, I have heard a lot of grievances and hatreds of human beings. To be honest, I can't understand them."

"..."

The dinner suddenly became quiet, and it was obvious that everyone wanted to say something, but no one said anything.

"Of course, you are a pterosaur after all, not a human being."

In the end, Miss Bumblebee, who is an insect, stood up and bravely complained about her non-human colleagues.

"Well, even though I'm not human, maybe it's because I've seen it a lot, so I understand it quite well."

Miss Wasp touched the place where her face was with her thin forelimbs, and her compound eyes glanced at the prostitute Taro and Komaji.

"Especially about revenge...I've seen a lot of this kind of human beings."

As expected of the leader of the insect jailers, the last idea in the story of the persimmon and the monkey severely punished the monkey for its intellectual responsibility!

Ah Wu silently gave Hornet a thumbs up in her heart, and thought about applying for her to double her year-end bonus.

These words directly doubled the courage under her appearance, even the prostitute Taro didn't know what to say for a while.

After all, everyone has seen Wasp, who can talk and be poisonous, and you might even lose if you argue with her... Few people have seen it.

Ah Wu let go of the teacup, and tapped her knuckles on the table: "...In short, both of them are dead who want to redeem their sins in hell, and their situation is similar to that of Xiaolei."

It is almost the same, but tiredness is not a dead person who needs to be executed. Presumably all the old employees present can understand the meaning of Ah Wu's words.

In other words, the two of them committed a lot of crimes during their lifetimes, which cannot be offset after they become ghosts.

"But the good news is that both of them are much stronger than Xiaolei." The girl slowly began to butter the pot. Today they ate sukiyaki pot and a table of Japanese dishes prepared by the aunts in the cafeteria. Due to various reasons, the spicy hot pot was reluctantly given up by A Wu. "Don't be surpassed by newcomers in your work."

One stone caused a thousand waves, and as the director, Ah Wu's words aroused the fighting spirit of the old employees present.

"Oh oh oh oh! The boss said so! How can we lag behind!"

"Boss, you underestimate us too much!!"

But everyone's enthusiasm didn't last for 5 minutes before it was extinguished by Ah Ba, who was the director's assistant.

"That's what I said, but the performance of all of us combined is not as high as yours."

As he said that, Oki spread a layer of beef first in the huge sukiyaki pot.

Accompanied by the sound of crackling in the pot, the enthusiasm of the crowd receded like a tide.

"...That's right, the performance of all of us combined is not as high as the boss's."

"The psychological counseling of the employees below depends on the boss selling her face."

"Speaking of which, before the outbreak of the flu, if the eldest sister hadn't cleaned up all the dead... I guess we would have been busier."

Ah Wu himself looked at the depressed crowd with a puzzled face, and conveniently picked up a piece of fried pork cutlet for Suzuki who was sitting next to him.

"Don't compare with me?! No... After all, I have a headache reading those documents, so naturally I have to work harder."

"But sister is really strong." The little boy obediently accepted the fried golden pork chop, sat on the chair and looked up at the girl. "Everyone in Abi Hell actually admires you in private."

Everyone: "Oh, oh, little tired!!"

"Oh~" Ah Wu dragged his voice, and glanced at a group of subordinates who were in a hurry when they heard the secret was exposed. "Is that so?" But before everyone could reply, she shoveled away the cooked beef slices in the pot with a chopstick.

"Ah!!! Boss, you are too insidious!!!"

"Taking advantage of others!! I misread your eldest sister's head!!"

The girl showed a smirk, and shared a portion with the little boy: "Eating hot pot, the fastest one is the winner, hehe!"

What is worship?Can I eat it?But my group of subordinates are so easy to fool... Sigh, why can't there be more humanoid employees in Abi Hell?

Kawajiro: "Speaking of which, why is there no spicy hot pot today? Boss, don't you like spicy hot pot the most?"

Hearing this, Ah Wu's expression shifted instantly.

"Ah... just... there is a newcomer today, and I feel that you don't particularly like spicy pot..."

"Huh? Isn't it because you accidentally bit your mouth open yesterday and ate spicy food and got angry, so you haven't dared to do it lately...don't dare to eat spicy food anymore?"

As a result, her words were immediately proven to be a lie by Babai.

"Huh? Yes, speaking of which, the boss's mouth was indeed swollen yesterday."

"What chili did you eat, your mouth is swollen from getting angry?"

Even Suzuki looked up at her worriedly, saying that Ms. Mustard's chili is really powerful, and he was afraid that she would really be burned.

"........."

Ah Wu didn't speak, but her face became hotter and hotter.At this moment, she really hated someone to death, but she committed the death and lied herself, so what else could she do? !

"Stop talking nonsense! Give me carrots!!"

Yelling angrily, she swung her chopsticks and threw chunks of raw carrots at her questioner.

The scene became chaotic in an instant.

The prostitute Taro who was watching said coldly: "...people in your department are all idiots."

"...No, whore Taro, what I said was right."

Just when a group of ghosts, monsters, and non-humans started to make noise, Komaji, who was observing the whole environment, opened his mouth and said.

"She's really strong."

Ah Wu laughed and poured the broth into the pot, mocking his subordinates for being too slow to react, while pricking up his ears and trying to hear what they were talking about in the noisy environment.

"Hmph, it's even less credible when you say this." The prostitute Taro sneered, "You never beat women..."

"I don't hit women, but it doesn't conflict with her being strong." The short-haired young man didn't move the chopsticks on the table, "She was the one who stopped me from killing Yan Zhu of the Ghost Slayer Squad."

Oh, it was about the time of the Infinity Train, but although she is not afraid of these ghosts, she can't kill them.

With an attitude of loving and caring for the newcomer, the girl reminded: "I said, if you two don't eat, the delicious food will be snatched up by those guys."

The prostitute Taro glanced at her, "You are really leisurely." He stretched out his hand and scratched his face nervously. "Master Wu Mi has given death orders to all the ghosts. Apart from looking for the blue Bianhua, there is another one that is to shoot and kill you if they see you."

As he said that, the young man grinned again: "However, Lord Wu Mi probably didn't even think about it. The dangerous guy he wants to eradicate is not a creature living in this world at all."

"Ah? What?! He's looking for me??"

As soon as he heard that some incompetent leader who had been blacklisted by him was looking for him, Ah Wu regained his spirits.

"Don't tell me earlier! I'm looking for him too!"

Saying that, the girl stood up, ran to the prostitute Taro, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Come on, brother, tell me where all your living companions are, and it's better to have the location of that idiot...Gimui Tsuji. I'll send myself to my door some other day!"

The prostitute Taro looked at her speechlessly: "...I think there is something really wrong with your brain. And did you mean to say 'that fool' just now?"

"No! You heard wrong."

"Bah, don't listen to her nonsense."

As a result, a ghost clan who was boiling vegetables in the pot by the side betrayed Ah Wu without hesitation, in order to avenge the taking of the meat just now.

"She usually likes to scold that ghost Mai Tsuji in the office. We all remember that guy's name."

... Hey!You bunch of eating bastards!

The author has something to say: Yes, Ah Wu’s mouth is swollen, so did she really bite it herself?