A record of employees smashing walls in the underworld

"So, you jumped down like that just now, and then fought with the Lord of Santuchuan?"

Three to ten minutes after the high-altitude fall incident, in Yan Mo Hall, a certain black-haired and black-clothed one-horned ghost looked at his dirty childhood sweetheart, frowning so that a fly could be crushed to death.

By the way, the master of Yan Mo Hall is sitting in his seat at the moment, pretending not to exist.

"I didn't fight!" Ah Wu tugged at the sticky kimono on her body, and brushed back her long hair that was still stained with mucus. "I just want it to spit that kid out!"

"You can come back and let someone handle it."

Ah Wu's eyes wandered.

"Hey... After all, it's because I was joking with the train lady... The little girl is so small, let your people deal with it, she probably has to be digested for a while.

She looked east and west, but she didn't dare to look at the tall man in front of her.

"Yeah, and then you hit the opponent's seven inches and broke its upper jaw, making him vomit."

When someone with a black face said this, the girl suddenly felt wronged.

"Who knew it was so frightened that it vomited so much..."

She stretched out the sleeves of the kimono that she could no longer see the color of clearly, and then successfully made someone take a step back calmly.

"Didn't I get vomited all over here too? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Three or 10 minutes ago, because of chatting with the train, the trailer turned too fast, causing a dead man who was an ogre to be thrown out of the car.Unfortunately, that little girl just fell into the mouth of the Santuchuan Orochi.In order to get the man out of the big snake's mouth, Ah Wu jumped off the car on the spot.

After explaining the failure to Big Snake, Ah Wu had no choice but to induce vomiting, and finally made the big guy spit out the poor little girl he accidentally ate.

By the way, the little girl who was eaten was not the one that Die Die endured the poison to death. A Wu took a seat and thought she should be the ghost who manipulated the group of corpses in the first place.

The girl was fine, she just fainted from fright.

Ah Wu was miserable. She not only got her clothes soaked because of jumping the Santu River, but she was also vomited all over by the owner of the Santu River.

Fortunately, that big snake didn't eat anything today, she was just drenched in a pile of mucus.

... It's strange!She really wants to bury herself right now! !

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

"...I thought the one in the technical department was enough to make people worry." The black-haired young man let out a long breath, frowned, crossed his arms and looked down at Ah Wu. "Looking at it now, once you get out of Abi Hell, you won't give in too much, Miss Awu."

"Woooooooooooooooh..."

Ah Wu ignored him, still standing there with a mournful face and howling.But when others get closer, they will find that there is no tear on this person's face.

"To compare me with that idiot who has been transferred to the excrement place for the second time, the assistant officer is too good!"

"You're crying so fake, do you need me to lend you chili water?"

"My God?! Ah Wu?"

When the farce in Yan Mo Hall was in full swing, finally, the most normal savior appeared.

"How did you get into this state?"

The master of Zhonghe Hell assists Miss A Xiang, who is urgently called to Yan Mo Hall by the ghost lamp.

"Oh, Ah Xiang... Ah Xiang..." Seeing the gentle elder sister with light onion hair coming, Ah Wu's nose really started to sore right now. "Ah Xiang, don't come over... I was vomited all over by the big snake, just stand there and don't come over—"

Just like that, she didn't forget to remind her other childhood sweetheart to keep him away from her.

"Big snake?"

"This guy snatched the dead from the mouth of the master of Santuchuan, and he snatched it, but he was spit all over by the other party." Ghost Lantern briefly summed up the stupid thing Ah Wu did just now, and then said with a final word: "Don't feel sorry for her , self-inflicted."

"Demon! Heartless! Ghost!"

"Thank you for the compliment."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing." Facing such a frenzied situation, even Ah Xiang showed a headache expression. "You can't let little Ah Wu keep doing this, can you, Mr. Ghost Lantern?"

"I'm fine..." Ah Wu pouted, glared at someone angrily, and moved a few steps in his direction. "Just go back and wash..."

As a result, Ah Wu moved a few steps, and the ghost lamp walked a few steps to the other side.

"Where do you go to wash?"

"Go home, where else can I go, can I dance Santuchuan again?"

Before the ghost lamp could speak, Ah Xiang's eyes widened: "Aren't you living in Ah Bi Hell's dormitory? No, it's too far away!"

"I know, Ah Wu, you may be used to this kind of situation, but this time it really won't work!"

Obviously on this matter, the assistant director of Zhonghe Hell is very firm.

Of course Ah Wu knew that this was not possible. There was an essential difference between being drenched in blood and being drenched in animal vomit (although most of it was liquid).

but!

"...Then what should I do, borrow the bathroom in Yan Mo Hall?"

Saying that, the girl glanced at someone calmly.

"Uh, cough... Actually, the old man's personal bathroom..."

At this time, King Yan Mo, who had been sitting on the main seat browsing the files of the dead, spoke.However, as soon as he spoke halfway, he was frightened by the murderous death sight of a certain unicorn man, swallowed the second half of the sentence, and continued to work with a pale face.

look!look!I knew that someone would definitely not be so generous!Calling Ah Xiang here is because she knows that she dare not make trouble in front of Ah Xiang, so that she can teach her a lesson in front of everyone!

Do you think she doesn't know his ghost lamp routine? !

However!Even if she knows this man's tricks!Now there is no way out!

"Of course Yan Moting can lend you the bathroom in the dormitory." Ghost Lamp endured Ah Wu's eye knife without changing his face, and said very generously, "After all, you are the person in charge of Abi Hell, and to embarrass you is to let you down. The eight hells are ashamed."

"but!"

Sure enough, after finishing the nice words, it's time to get into today's topic.

"In the future, please don't make troubles in places other than Abi Hell. Miss Awu doesn't want to make her shameful scandal known to all eight hells, right?"

"Well--"

Ah Wu pouted so much that she could hang a small wreath, but she still wanted to struggle to the death.

She really didn't mean it!Who knew that snake was so fragile that it threw up after just two hits.

"What about the answer?"

Of course, when someone took advantage of the fire to rob, she would never let her see a glimmer of life in her dying struggle.

"Okay! Let me stop messing around in the future!"

Seeing that the saliva on her hair was almost dry, the girl gave up completely and raised the white flag.

"I swear! I swear to heaven and earth to my dead father! Are you satisfied!"

The man frowned and stretched out his hand to her.On his slender fingertips was a key chain with a small snapdragon pendant.

"what is this?"

"The room key, I will lend you the bathroom."

Ah Wu looked at the ghost lamp with hopeful eyes, and began to bargain: "Hey... I want to borrow the king's bathroom..."

It's not her choice, but the king's private bathroom is so big that she can clean it all at once, and even wash clothes...

"...you don't want to borrow it, do you?"

"Just kidding! I'm kidding!" Seeing that someone's expression became sinister again, Ah Wu hurriedly picked the key from the other person's hand.

In order to prevent sticky hands from sticking to the other party's key chain, she simply held the metal ring of the key with the tip of her thumb and index finger.Quickly move to the passage leading to the staff dormitory next to the main hall.

"Miss Ah Xiang, please prepare a set of clean clothes for her."

On the other side, the owner of the key carefully instructed the only woman on the scene who had the best relationship with Ah Wu.

"By the way, don't mess with the things on my desk."

Of course, he didn't forget to shout at some troublemaker who had slipped to the back.

"Got it! I won't move around, do you think I'm a dog?" Ah Wu replied quickly, "Remember to apologize to the owner of Santuchuan..."

"I'm not as forgetful as the king."

"...Why did the old man get shot again?"

In this regard, King Yan Mo, who has been daring not to say a word to avoid being affected, expressed his grievance online with his real name.

Why else, because your Majesty just talked too much and said that you wanted to lend her the bathroom.

Careful one-horned ghost with three white eyes, I wish you to work overtime every day in the future!

Because someone taught him like a child, and was forced to swear, Ah Wu, who was also narrow-minded, decided... to use up his soap! !

Anyway, Yan Moting's toiletries are distributed uniformly, she is so dirty now, what's wrong with washing more!

Speaking of which, the speed of development in this world is really fast.Think back to the Warring States Period, when soap was first introduced here, it was something only the nobles could use in this world, but now it seems to have been put into the mass society.

Ah, but hell is spreading very quickly...Because of the nature of work, everyone's clothes need to be cleaned frequently, but this kind of invention is usually made by Aconitum and the assistant officer of King Biancheng. did it.

God knows what else they invented besides these things.

Speaking of which, the ghost lamp also said that she was making a fuss, but no matter how noisy Ah Wu is, the boss will order her to be transferred to the most shitty place in hell.

This is the second time I have gone to Aconitum!And it hasn't been long since he went there, who knows when he will be transferred back.

"Ah Wu, are you in there? I put the clothes at the door, remember to change after you wash them, give me the dirty clothes, I'll wash them for you and hang them to dry."

When Ah Xiang came in to deliver the clothes on the way, Ah Wu was rubbing her hair with soap for the third time, and she had already washed the dirty kimono once by herself.

"Oh yes, thank you Xiang!"

She responded vaguely, squinted her eyes and handed the wooden basin containing the clothes to the door.

"Master Ghost Lantern has already continued to work, and I have to go back to work after washing. You wait here for your hair to dry, so don't run around, okay?"

How should I put it, I always feel that Ah Xiang always treats her like a child... Is it an illusion?

"I know, I don't want to go out and be surrounded by people...I want to wait until there are fewer people before going back."

"That's good, then I'll go."

Ah Xiang's voice full of laughter came from the door, through the door, Ah Wu could imagine how pretty the other party's smile would be.

...Actually, why not just go to the female staff dormitory to wash?You can still wait for Ah Xiang to come back and act like a baby with her... Damn, did she have a brain twitch just now?Isn't Sister Ah Xiang gentle?Is Miss Mustard not easy to masturbate?Aren't the bull-headed and horse-faced sisters amiable? !

So why did she stay here and owe some cheapskate a favor?So angry!

The author says:

Ah Wu never broke his promise, which is why Ghost Lantern let her take a bath when he heard her swear, because she would absolutely obey.

However, fighting with the owner of Santuchuan is something that most ghosts would not do...

Aconite and Axiang are their childhood sweethearts, and now he is being demoted for the second time to work with the dung beetle at the excrement and mud department... he is an inventive madman.

ps: After the spider mother fell, Ah Wu jumped directly into the sky in front of the whole car and jumped into the Santu River. By the way, I took a look at the train and dragged the car away.

real plastic coworker thing (not)