[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

Since Madara Uchiha was going back tonight, Baitao, who wanted to try the dating style of ordinary people, arranged "watching a movie" in the afternoon schedule.

Madame's opinion?No need to listen!

The man just said—

"A date? Okay! Let's go, let's go to the ninja world!"

"Don't do it? Well then... go to the training ground to compete, or, for nothing?"

"That doesn't work either? Then... go to Falcon?"

Hey...it's boring just thinking about it.

Of course, Uchiha Madara didn't know that the little girl was wandering around in her mind, and had already put so many labels on him.The man was dressed in the clothes of the modern world, looking tall, rich and handsome, standing at the door waiting for Baitao.

"Wait!"

The well-dressed little girl ran over, took his hand naturally, and went out together.

"..."

Uchiha Madara could feel that a small force was trying to insert between his fingers, he didn't speak, but opened his fingers silently.

Fingers intertwined.

The ninja's hand, ready to face danger at any time, was held by another person without any resistance——

Mainly due to his absolute confidence in his own strength, and the other is trust and pampering.

***

cinema.

The old ancestor had never been here before and was not familiar with it, so the main job was still done by Baitao.

She picked a popular movie, in order to cater to the taste of her ancestors, it was still about war.

After handing over two glasses of drinks, the conductor lady suggested: "Would you like to buy a bucket of popcorn from us, this is the specialty of our theater - different words will be reflected on the bottom of each bucket of popcorn."

When you finish eating, you can see it.

Mochizuki Baitao looked at those different words, and then glanced at the person not far away.The man was looking up at the preview broadcast on the screen in the hall, and didn't pay attention to this side.

Baitao pointed, "Then give me this bucket, thank you."

"Master Madara!"

"eat!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He didn't understand why the little girl stuffed a bucket of popcorn into his arms as soon as he sat down in the hall, acting aggressively, as if he had entrusted him with a life-and-death mission.

Although this "task" is a small case for him, what is Baitao doing?

"Sweet!" Bai Tao added.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Let's eat, what else?

Whatever the daughter-in-law says is what she says.

The hit movies are very exciting, suspenseful, and conflicts are constantly exciting.

But you can guess the ending just by reading the beginning, it’s not good to be too smart...

Mochizuki Baitao thought, and secretly glanced at the man next to him.

Master Ban was watching very intently, the lenses of the sunglasses kept flickering with the light of the screen.Half of his face was already covered by the fried hair, but now that the sunglasses cover it again, he really can't see any expressions!

Just as she was thinking, the man next to her suddenly reached out to block her, and at the same time, her whole body suddenly became cold!

Baitao was startled.

Sir, what are you doing? !

Take back your claws!

Glanced at the screen——

There was an urgent battle scene just now, and a large-scale attack hit the auditorium.

Under modern high technology, it is as if it is happening in front of your eyes.

But it's just "like".

Shouldn't it be lucky that Madara didn't open Susano on the spot, or just blow fireballs to hit the screen? ? ?

... Otherwise, they would never even think about watching this movie.

The old ancestor also seemed to realize that his subconscious actions just now were a bit silly, so he withdrew his hand, pretended to cough twice, and continued watching the movie.

It's a bit embarrassing.

Fortunately, the dim light and sunglasses prevented the people next to him from seeing his expression.

Just as she was thinking, a soft touch suddenly came from the side of her face, and the girl's soft breath swept across her ears, "Thank you~"

The man's expression softened.

Really... there is no way.

I have long noticed that this pair of people in the back row, who look like stars, lowered their heads and raised them in unison, looking forward——

Watching a war movie will also be abused by a dog, is there any humanity left!

Mochizuki Baitao's eyes fell on the popcorn, she let out a soft "ah", and leaned into Madara Uchiha's ear again: "Eat the popcorn!"

Otherwise the movie will be over!

I can't see the words at the bottom!

In order not to disturb others, Baitao's voice was kept very low, but Uchiha Madara heard a forced sound inside.

A scene suddenly appeared in my mind: a mafia girl in black, with blood splattered on her cheeks, and a black aura that radiated continuously, as if there was Shura from hell behind her.

Holding a handful of popcorn in her hand, she grinned grimly, "Do you want to eat it?!"

Threat!

Hmph, is he afraid? !

Uchiha Madara grabbed the popcorn and chewed it slowly.

...Well, he just doesn't care about women.

The taste of this food is also good, fragrant and crunchy, as Baitao said, it is also very sweet, there is no such thing in the ninja world.

The movie ends.

Dim exit lights come on.

Mochizuki Baitao looked at the empty popcorn box and gave her ancestor a thumbs up.

awesome!

While pretending to leave, he secretly poked and waited for Uchiha Madara to find the words at the bottom of the box.

But no matter who the Uchiha ancestor was, he never bowed his head!

Will he pay attention to an empty box of popcorn that he ate up?of course not!

I saw this person walked to the door with slender legs, and looked back to see if she was following. Then, he raised his hand——

Mochizuki Baitao: "Wait—"

I saw that the empty box was thrown out in a beautiful arc by the ancestor, and fell precisely into...the trash can.

Hearing her voice, Uchiha Madara turned his head:?

Mochizuki Baitao slowly put down Erkang's hand, "..."

"What's wrong?" Uchiha Madara asked.

Ruwen, do people say it?

"...it's okay," the little girl walked past him expressionlessly, "I'm going to the toilet."

This wood is so mad!

Hmph, if you didn't see it, you didn't see it!She is not looking forward to it!

Uchiha Madara: "..."

What's going on? This is...

He leaned against the wall of the corridor and waited for someone. In retrospect, Baitao seemed to want to stop him from throwing away the box just now?

Could it be that she is also hungry and wants to eat? ? ?

But he has already eaten it!

Thinking about it further, Baitao gave him popcorn and let him eat it all the time, but she never touched it herself... Could it be that she wanted him to find out something?

Just at this moment, the cleaning aunt came over with a cart with trash cans——

The ancestor's excellent vision accurately located the box that he threw away inside!

He took a step forward, stopped the garbage truck from advancing, and said in a deep voice, "Wait."

The cleaning lady looked terrified!

What is the boy going to do?Carjacking—a garbage truck? !

But the young man looks pretty good, fierce is a bit fierce, but Peugeot, and looking at the sight of people staring at her car, he is so affectionate!

...It's a lot of age, is it finally going to usher in spring again? !

In the next second, the rippling cleaning lady petrified in the wind...

The young man turned over the trash!

Poor baby, I really can't tell that he is a person who can't even afford to eat...

Uchiha Madara's face was gloomy.

This is simply a dark history that can rival the drunken time!

Never let anyone know!

The man took out the empty box from before, and took a look——

"..."

……

When Mochizuki Baitao came out of the bathroom, the cleaning lady had already left, and Uchiha Madara was still leaning against the corridor wall, as if nothing had happened before.

When she saw this person again, she was already out of breath.

It's normal for a man like Mr. Madara who grew up on the battlefield to be emotionally confused.She didn't really care about it either.

After all, time is precious.

Mochizuki Baimo walked in the direction of Uchiha Madara: "Next..."

The expressionless man suddenly took a few steps forward, forcing her to the edge of the wall, with his elbows propped against her ears, pressing against her with a strong and oppressive aura.

Xiaoshuai taught it personally, hand-thumping.

If it were someone else, they might have been shocked, but Baitao has the ineffective aura of Mrs. Ban, so she was just confused: "Why...?"

In order to prevent her back from directly touching the solid wall, the man's other wide palm was pressing against her back.

A posture of total confinement.

This place is located in the corner of the cinema, after the show is over, and the people for the new show have not yet come, it is relatively quiet, only dimly lit by the floor lamp.

Mochizuki Baitao raised her head, looked at the man who was close at hand, and asked again: "What's wrong?"

The other party's eyes were heavy, and he seemed to have a thousand words, but in the end they were all hidden in his stern expression.

Suddenly—it became like this.

"I saw it." Uchiha Madara said.

The words on the bottom of the popcorn box——

Love してる.

I love you.

"..." Baitao came to her senses, her eyes curled up slyly, "Did you go dig through the trash can?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Can you stop spoiling the atmosphere like this? !

"Don't mention it again!"

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth, lowered his head and approached...

A second before the lips were about to touch, two fingers suddenly pressed against the gap.Turning his eyes, it was the little girl's face at close range that made him vomit blood with anger.

"I won't kiss you." She smiled brightly.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

I fuck-

……

what else...

Mochizuki Baitao: "What do you do next?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

"How about the amusement park?"

"..."

"shopping mall?"

"..."

Since the ancestors were still unwilling to open their mouths, Baitao conveniently chose another movie, this time it was a horror movie.

Watching two movies in one afternoon is so cool (lan)!

Compared with previous war movies, horror movies are more boring for the two big guys.This time Baitao also bought a bucket of popcorn, but she no longer let Mr. Ban eat alone, and strongly stated that she wanted to eat too!

Then eat it.

Uchiha Madara handed over the popcorn.

The little girl turned her head to look at him, opened her mouth slightly, "Ah~"

Please feed!

For as long as the man stared at her blankly, Baitao stared at him eagerly.Finally, Uchiha Madara reached out to the popcorn helplessly.

"Hey," Baitao said, "The gloves are taken!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Taking off the gloves, he picked up two of them with his slender fingers and handed them over.

Before it was brought to Baitao's mouth, the little girl suddenly said "Wow" and bit his finger.

The tip of the tongue slipped over the man's fingertips.

Little tease.

Without the barrier of the gloves, the senses of the fingertips seemed to be magnified dozens of times, and the warm and soft touch was continuously transmitted from the fingertips to the brain.

Mochizuki Baitao's eyes curved.

It's fun to watch this man always be shocked by her little actions and try to keep aloof.

It's pure love~

"..." Uchiha Madara's dark eyes darkened, "Let go."

Mochizuki Baitao let out a snort, let go, and continued watching the movie.

After a while, the hand placed by his side was suddenly covered by another big hand.

It doesn't feel the same as holding hands while wearing gloves.The skin is directly attached, and the body temperature is transmitted.

Warm and safe.

Mochizuki Baitao glanced at the man next to him, and the other party looked forward, with a proud look of "I'm watching a movie and I didn't do anything, it was moving by itself".She hummed softly, turned her palms over, and scratched the man's palm with her bent fingers.

One click, like a kitten scratching.

a little itchy.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Don't tease him like that again, okay? !

He increased his strength as if threatening, and the tricky little hand was completely suppressed, obediently motionless.

until the end of the movie.

"Let's go~" Mochizuki Baitao withdrew her hand and got up.

Uchiha Madara also stood up, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the popcorn placed in the armrest frame.

The food tastes good.

He almost ate up both barrels by himself.

Do you want to bring a bucket to Quanna?

correct……

This time, Baitao also bought it, will it be...

With the experience of last time, the ancestor paid special attention to the words at the bottom of the popcorn bucket this time, holding some small expectations.

Conspicuous, huge, and infinitely lethal words pierced the eyes——

Fat will not kill you!

Uchiha Madara: "..."