[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

That night, Mochizuki Baitao had a very scary dream.

She competed with Uchiha Madara to eat dessert, and she felt that it was not enough after winning, and she was still very hungry, so she took the other party's share and ate it.

The ancestor who was robbed of the dessert was furious, charged the crime, and took her life immediately!

"..."

Mochizuki Baitao opened her eyes, grasped the quilt with both hands to relax for a while, and sighed to the ceiling: "Scary."

She buried her head in the pile of puppets next to the bed, and lay there for a while before getting out of bed.

When he opened the door, Uchiha Madara was sitting on the sofa watching TV.The curtains were pulled open, leaving only a layer of white gauze, and the light in the whole room in the morning was soft and white, as if it had been filtered.

Uchiha Madara propped one hand on the side armrest of the sofa, propped his face at a slant, and held the remote control in the other hand. One leg in black trousers was bent and the other was lowered, sitting in a loose and domineering posture.

The TV didn't turn on the sound, only the picture was flashing.

Seeing this scene, Mochizuki Baitao was stunned for a second before saying, "Morning."

Madara Uchiha nodded, raised his jaw slightly, and motioned towards the dining table: "Breakfast."

Mochizuki Baitao rubbed her eyes and was about to go over when Madara's voice came again: "How is your hand?"

"No problem."

There was white porridge on the dining table, accompanied by a few side dishes, perhaps because she knew she was getting tired after eating dessert yesterday, so she made it light on purpose.

After breakfast, Mochizuki Baimo continued to popularize the common sense of life in this world to Uchiha Madara.After all, tomorrow is Monday, and I have to go to work again.

Madara is actually not difficult to get along with.

Although she looks fierce, she never really gets angry. No matter what she says, she listens carefully.

After almost all the things to be said were mentioned, Mochizuki Baitao took out a shogi, ready to pass the time.

"A match?"

"can."

Speaking of which, after the dessert contest yesterday, they went for a stroll in the park next to the shopping mall to digest food.There is a small river in the park, and the river beach is covered with pebbles.Uchiha Madara suddenly walked over without saying a word, picked up a piece, and threw it out.

The vigorous youthful feeling can be vaguely seen in the action.

pat, pat.

The stone standard falls to the opposite bank.

Uchiha Madara bent his lips slightly, showing a little complacency, and quickly returned to his expressionless face.

At this time, another stone flew past him and reached the other side perfectly.

Just like the situation in the original column.

This nostalgia made Uchiha Madara involuntarily say: "Not bad." He has never expressed his appreciation for the strong.

"No," Mochizuki Baitao said, "Look again."

——The stone she threw was precisely stacked on top of Uchiha Madara's stone.

At that time, Uchiha Madara looked at her like looking at an alien creature.

...then they spent the afternoon in vain.

Since then, the relationship between the two has started a strange mode, and everything is more than a match.

The game of shogi lasts from morning to afternoon.

"King hand, checkmate." Mochizuki Baitao flicked his fingertips, ending the chess game.

Really thrilling.

Uchiha Madara's eyes widened slightly, unbelievable.

The ground suddenly began to shake violently!

——Is this the anger from the ancestors? !

No... Mochizuki Baitao's eyes froze, it was an earthquake.

At the same time, Uchiha Madara also stood up.

The earthquake is still going on and there is no tendency to stop.Residents ran out of their apartments in a panic and gathered on the road below.

Are you going to run?

Uchiha Madara came to the balcony, the earthquake posed no threat to him at all, he was just paying attention to Mochizuki Baitao's reaction.If necessary, he can also help her.

But people are calmer than him!

Mochizuki Baitao just looked down at the messy crowd below.After a while, the shaking of the house stopped, and the people who hid came back one after another seeing that nothing happened.

She walked back to the living room, "It's all right."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

"The earthquake resistance factor of this apartment is level nine, so you don't need to run like that just now." Mochizuki Baitao explained, "After a lot of experience, you will get used to it. Just prepare an emergency kit in advance."

There was one in the closet she had just walked into the house.Flashlights, candles, mineral water, compressed biscuits and other things are usually put in the emergency kit.

He cleaned up the chess game on the short side, and Uchiha Madara stood aside and watched her move.

The chess game just now can be described as dangerous. Several times when he thought he was going to win, he was reversed by the opponent.Although it was a narrow victory, he was convinced.

Uchiha Madara is competitive and can accept his failure calmly.

"You are indeed different from others."

In his cognition, women all retreat behind the scenes and need to protect the group.In the Warring States period, wars occurred frequently and the death rate was too high. It was even more necessary for women to stay at home and raise the next generation.

Although there are female ninjas who can go to the battlefield, they are very few after all.

Such a growing environment inevitably caused him to be a little machismo.

Mochizuki Baitao couldn't understand how the old ancestor said "you are different from others" with the temperament of "woman, you have successfully attracted my attention", so he hurriedly said: "Accept, admit."

"Few people have driven me to this point like you have," she said.

"Has anyone beat you?"

"Yep."

"Who?"

Baitao smiled, "Mr. Dazai."

He's the only tough opponent, in every sense of the word.

A few days later, by accident, Uchiha Madara found another emergency kit in the cabinet.

The two emergency kits were quietly put together.

***

Early on Monday morning, Mochizuki Baitao went to work at the Armed Detective Agency.

The detective agency is located on the fourth floor of a brick-red building. The main members of the agency are all supernatural beings, and there are also ordinary clerks.

"Baitao, the president said that there will be a meeting at ten o'clock."

"it is good."

Is it about the last symbolic event?

Mochizuki Baitao came to the detective society meeting room, and other members also came one after another.At ten o'clock, the meeting started on time.

Subject: There are foreign forces who need to be beaten again to come to Yokohama to make troubles.

"The base of this organization is located in Hokkaido, and I plan to send people there to obtain information. Others stay here and cooperate with the annihilation of the other party's forces in Yokohama." The president said.

"President," Edogawa said lazily, "Everyone's faces are almost familiar, who are you going to send?"

The president's sharp gaze focused on Mochizuki Baitao who was sitting at the end of the long table: "Baitao."

"exist."

"The task of going to Hokkaido is entrusted to you."

"Me?" Mochizuki Baitao hesitated for a moment.

"Ranpo is right. Now in the detective agency, you are the only one who has not exposed your face to the hostile forces and can take on this task."

Mochizuki Baitao is a newcomer who just joined the detective agency this year, and has made rapid progress. So far, he has not missed a single mission.

The president asked, "Can it be done?"

Mochizuki Baitao pondered for a moment, "Leave it to me, President."

The president nodded in satisfaction and brought up another topic: "I've read your report on conscripted targets last time. As long as the target is not a dangerous person, I have no objection to your actions." He paused and said, "He Is he a very powerful person? You can also let him go on this mission, as long as you think he is trustworthy."

Baitao pondered.

"Oh~" Osamu Dazai at the side drew his tone after hearing the words, "Who does Xiao Taozi live with?"

"This is not something you should care about, Mr. Dazai," Baitao responded coolly, "Don't forget that you still owe me a hundred crab legs."

Speaking of her and Osamu Dazai, they really don't know each other—they once fought over a crab leg.

Osamu Dazai smirked, intending to change the topic: "Hahaha, little Taozi, you really like to joke."

But now, Mochizuki Baitao doesn't plan to argue with him about the crab legs.

She has more important things—

It's okay to take the ancestor to do the task, but the key point is that the ancestor's eyes are not strong!

There are good times and bad times, whether you want to be blind or not.

"This water smells a bit strange..."

That day, Uchiha Madara said so while holding a glass vase.

Baitao, who hadn't had time to stop her, said, "You're using a vase as a water cup=="

Another example.

Uchiha Madara: "Why did you put the water pipe on the table?"

Mochizuki Baitao entered the scene in a second: "Stop! You have nowhere to retreat, put down the gun! Hei Changbo over there—Don't look at the old ancestor, it's you!"

It's okay to play with your own gun, don't play with real guns!

Alas, not much to say, it's all tears!

At the end of the meeting, Mochizuki Baitao called Xie Ye Akiko to stop: "Sister Akiko."

"Baitao, what's the matter, have you changed your mind?" Yosano Akiko smiled wildly, and pointed to her wrist, "I can heal this kind of injury right away."

Mochizuki Baitao was silent, and decided to get straight to the point, absolutely not to start this topic with the other party!

"Can I borrow your power?"

In fact, she does not need the consent of the person to borrow the ability, and the other party will not be aware of it, but if it is possible, it would be better to say it.

"Oh?" Yosano Akiko was curious, she knew Baitao's ability, but this was the first time she borrowed it from herself, "Of course. But who do you want to heal?"

Everyone familiar with her should have been cured by her.

"Well, you know, there is a time traveler at my house now..."

"Understood." Yosano Akiko patted her on the shoulder, and suddenly approached her, smiling extravagantly, "But you know, the activation condition of my ability—"

With Yosano Akiko's ability "Please don't die", no matter how serious the injury is, it can heal and make the injured feel like a new life.But because it can only treat people who are dying, before the treatment...you have to make people hurt more, so that you can only breathe a sigh of relief!

Therefore, patients whose injuries are not life-threatening are very uncomfortable.

Like her.

She really didn't want to be treated and half-dead, so she rejected the other party's "good intentions" many times.

"Do you want me to lend you the 'tool'?" Yosano Akiko laughed.

"No need." A drop of cold sweat trickled down Baitao's forehead.

That night.

At the dining table, Mochizuki Baitao put down her chopsticks, crossed her fingers and rested her chin, fixedly staring at Madara: "I have something to discuss with you."

What is she trying to do?

Uchiha Madara looked faint: "Say."

"Can I beat you to death?"

"..."