[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

"spot!"

As soon as he came out of the hospital, Senju Bashima joyfully waved at the man in front of the car.

In the afternoon, Uchiha Madara suddenly sent a message to him, saying that something happened, so Senju Zhuma rushed out as soon as he got off work.

Madara finally took the initiative to contact him!

Does this mean that there is a possibility of reconciliation? !

Madara Uchiha poured cold water on Senju Bashirama's hot blood: "Get in the car."

Then he got into the car directly.

I don't even want to say a word to him.

But Senshou Zhuma had gotten used to his little partner's attitude, so he got into the co-pilot's seat, fastened his seat belt, and asked, "Where are we going?"

Uchiha Madara said coldly: "There is something."

Thousands of Hands: "..."

I have something to do, I know you have something to do.

The key is that you have to tell me what is going on!

But Uchiha Madara told him about going back to the ninja world.

I haven't stepped on the ground yet, so I'm going back?

Senju Bashima still loves this peaceful place, and the work of the hospital.

But what they belong to is still that world after all.

Uchiha Madara parked the car in a high-end shopping mall.

In the resplendent palace, everything is expensive.

Senshou Zhujian couldn't help but tut in his heart.

The little friend has become the tall, rich and handsome man in this world, and he is still a wage earner in the hospital.

But what did Madara bring him here for?

Is it because you are going back, so you came here to buy some souvenirs?

Senshou Zhuma soon realized that he was wrong——

He knows Madara, this guy should not be interested in wearing women's clothes, carrying handbags, lipstick, and perfume...

"Sir, is there anything I can help you with?" The salesman quickly greeted him with a smile, looking at this tall and handsome man, the glitter in his eyes almost popped out.

Uchiha Madara ignored it.

The salesperson was not discouraged: "Is this for a girlfriend? I can recommend it to you..."

Senshou Zhuma followed behind the two of them, listening to the clerk's chatter, and seeing all kinds of products, he became more and more confused.

—Is this rag so valuable? !

——Why are these leather bags so expensive?

——Aren’t the two bottles of perfume similar in taste...

——Colour-changing lip gloss, will it change color after applying it? !

——Is there any difference in the colors of these lipsticks? Why are there so many color numbers?! ! !

Uchiha Madara was rarely impatient. Although he didn't pay much attention to the clerk, he didn't drive them away. He looked like he was choosing carefully.

He picked up some lipsticks.

"Sir, you have a good eye! These color numbers are our popular models this year!" the clerk said quickly.

The delicate and small lipstick lay on the palm of the man wearing black gloves, which was quite contrasting, but it was surprisingly heart-warming.

...Which one is more suitable for her?

Uchiha Madara is actually a little confused.

It was his first time to this kind of place.

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see a trick, so I moved my eyes to the Thousand-handed Column Room behind.

However, Senju Zhuma also had an expression of "who am I, where am I, what do I want to do, what are these things".

Gee.

He shouldn't have counted on this piece of wood.

You are a man with a wife and children anyway, why are you still so stupid? !

Sure enough, I spent all my spare time in the casino!

Senshou Zhujian saw the disgust in the opponent's eyes, walked a few steps, pretending to be mysterious: "Madara, the color of lipstick is not important."

Uchiha Madara looked up at him.

Qian Shouzhu said indirectly: "As long as you think it's delicious."

Instantly getting what he meant, the clerk covered her mouth and snickered.

"..." Uchiha Madara was speechless, "You seem to understand?"

"Of course I understand better than Banana!"

How about it, that's a good proposal, isn't it? !

To the frustration of Senju Bashirama, Uchiha Madara did not adopt his "good proposal" plan. After picking there for a long time, he almost stared out of the Sharingan to observe carefully.

Although he is not very skilled and has not shown it in front of the other party, Madara is really trying to pursue someone he likes...

Senju Bashima felt from the bottom of his heart that it was really great that Madara could travel through time, meet this little girl, and have these changes...

Senshou Bashima felt relieved, seeing Madara's dazzled look, he kindly suggested again: "Madara, do you want to go to the hospital and ask the children for help?"

He tried to remind: "The one from the hospital."

Uchiha Madara stared at him for a moment, then suddenly, sarcastically laughed.

It made Senshou Zhuma feel that he was a fool.

Uchiha Madara raised his chin and waved his hand, "The ones I saw just now-buy them all!"

Very generous!

Qianshou Zhujian was stunned.

The lady clerk stayed where she was.

——It turned out that I didn’t plan to pick one, but bought all of them!

Boss!

Local tyrant!

Sir!

This is how much you have to spoil your girlfriend! ! !

All the clerks bowed ninety degrees and shouted in unison: "Thank you for your patronage!"

"Welcome next time!"

"Please come again!"

……

After returning, Senshou Zhujian fell into a depression mode, and stayed alone in the corner to reflect.

Did I treat Mito too badly...?

In fact, he is also a man who cares about his family. Although Senshou is busy with family affairs, he still takes time to go back to spend time with Mito and the children, but... his main thoughts are not on this.

But the original, about the dream of peace.

Uchiha Madara didn't expect that he obviously refused, and the next day Senju Zhuma actually brought the little kid home directly, and even called it: "We didn't go to the hospital, we just brought him here from the hospital! "

Xiaoshuai looked at the pile of luxury goods that filled half the room, was shocked in his heart, looked disdainful, and smacked his lips: "No way..."

"This won't work..." He looked at Uchiha Madara with a face full of hatred, and shook his head, "You can't..."

Uchiha Madara's face was gloomy.

You say I can't do it alone? Try it? !

"You guys talk first," Senju Hashirama stood at the door, ready to slip away, "I'll pick up Xiaomei."

Xiaoshuai turned his back to him and said "OK" very handsomely.

Uchiha Madara, who was facing Xiaoshuai, was almost overflowing with excitement seeing this kid's face.

Heart hehe.

He also wondered why this little brat came here suddenly.

Dare to make an underground deal with Qianshou Zhujian!

Xiaoshuai also tried his best to fulfill his promise to "be a teacher", and instructed loudly: "Let me ask you, is Sister Baitao lacking these things—"

"She is not lacking!"

"So it's useless for you to buy these! It will only make Sister Baitao feel that you are acting aggressive in front of her!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

"These things can be given to anyone who is rich. I saw a young master from a rich family give his sister Takamatsuya snacks that day. Do you know Takamatsuya? A strawberry Daifuku costs tens of thousands of yen! I heard it tastes super good, He also gave a gift box limited to the cherry blossom season..." Xiao Shuai looked eager to eat.

It really is a brat...

Uchiha Madara interrupted him: "Stop talking nonsense."

Xiaoshuai also realized that he had strayed from the topic, and cleared his throat: "So, what is the most important thing—" He slapped his small chest loudly, "My heart! It's the conveyance of my heart!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He thinks this kid has a talent for talking.

No wonder they share such a similar smell with Hashirama.

He sneered: "Then what are you giving, come and listen to me?"

"sugar!"

"..." Uchiha Madara felt that he would be stupid to listen to him.

"Don't hurry, I haven't finished yet!" Xiaoshuai continued to shake his head, "Seeing how impatient you are, how are you going to catch up with Sister Baitao!"

He didn't dare to be too skinny in front of Uchiha Madara, and began to explain: "Think about it, you give candy, and kiss your sister while eating candy, and she will think of you when she sees this candy in the future, thinking about it , don’t you like it?”

"For example, fructose, um... the peach flavor is the best! In the future, my sister will think of you whenever she eats peach-flavored candy or drinks, and even when someone calls her name, she will think of this good memory."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He was speechless.

How do kids nowadays know so much? !

little kid...

What you said seems quite reasonable.

It sounded like nonsense, but the key point was that he didn't know how to refute it.

If that's the case, wouldn't he be like this himself... He often thinks about the other party or something.

"How about it, is my suggestion good?" Xiaoshuai's eyes lit up.

"……turn down."

Xiaoshuai rolled his eyes, "Speaking of which, why do you suddenly want to give sister a gift?"

Uchiha Madara was silent for two seconds and said, "Birthday."

Not only that.

He doesn't like to owe others favors, but other than that, he can't think of a better way to repay them.

After all, Baitao's abilities are not inferior to his, and it seems that she doesn't lack anything, even...he is not lacking.

"Why don't you say it again!" Xiaoshuai made a final decision, "It's just as good as making cakes!"

"Think about it, a cake made by yourself is definitely more meaningful than a cake bought, and every year in the future, when she celebrates her birthday, she will think of it..."

Seeing that the other party was about to make a long speech, Uchiha Madara touched his forehead, "Shut up."

The ancestors were a little tired.

"Then will you do it or not?"

"..."

Uchiha Madara was a little disdainful of playing these little tricks.

"Then what," Xiaoshuai blinked, "If you want to make it, can you make me a small piece?"

Uchiha Madara was about to laugh angrily.

It turned out to be waiting here.

Intimidated by his ancestor's aura, Xiaoshuai had no choice but to falter and tell the truth: "Because Sister Baitao mentioned that Brother Ban is a good cook..."

So people also want to try it.

Uchiha Madara suddenly chuckled.

"What are you doing with your head down," he said with a trace of seriousness teaching younger generations, "It's a man, raise your head up."

The positions of teachers and students changed immediately.

Before, it was just because the ancestors didn't have the same knowledge as him.

Xiao Shuai, who originally thought he had offended his ancestors, raised his head timidly.

The man still looked expressionless, but his aura softened a lot after hearing these words.

"She said so?"

Xiao Shuai nodded.

Judging by the appearance of this big brother, it seems that...

Xiaoshuai tentatively asked, "Just preparing the cake?"

"..."

"I want to help!"

Uchiha Madara immediately rejected: "No need."

Xiaoshuai curled his lips, "Well, I'll teach you a few more tricks." He walked up to Uchiha Madara who was leaning against the wall, grabbed the other side's skirt, and pulled——

Can't move.

This student has a problem with your attitude!

Xiaoshuai turned his head and looked at him eagerly.

Uchiha Madara looked helpless, and followed Xiaoshuai to the corner.

...just play with the kids.He was leaving anyway.

Xiaoshuai stood in front of him, stretched out his hands, and pressed against the wall beside Uchiha Madara...'s thigh, "This is called Bidong."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Kick your legs?

"While eating cake, you can take advantage of my sister's inattention and suddenly come to a wall," Xiaoshuai said. "It is said that when people are forced to a corner like this, they will involuntarily become nervous and their brains will go blank."

His smile became treacherous: "When the time comes, you can do whatever you want."

Uchiha Madara looked down at the child who was only as tall as his thigh: "..."

He felt that his mind was not blank.

The deterrent effect of this wall is negative.

And I don't know why, I always feel that if I do this kind of thing to Baitao, the possibility of being counterattacked is very high...

It's scary to think about it...

As if seeing Uchiha Madara's disapproval, Xiao Shuai refused to accept it, withdrew his hand, raised his leg and stepped on the wall: "This is called leg dong."

Baby, you can't stand still...

Xiaoshuai suddenly raised his hands and legs in the air, leaning on both sides of the wall, his face flushed red: "This is called Chandong!"

This action obviously requires technical content.

Uchiha Madara looked at the other person's trembling body, and always felt that he would be unable to support himself at any time.

That's not enough? !

The little handsome puffed up, stood up straight, and took the last pose.

Slightly leaning over, the forearm is completely attached to the wall next to the opponent.

But because of the child's short hands and height restrictions, such a swing caused the child's face to be completely buried between Uchiha Madara's legs, and a muffled voice came: "This is called a hand-dong."

—Which one are you going to choose?

Uchiha Madara: "...OK."

stop it kid.

The door was suddenly opened.

Senju Zhuma came back with Xiaomei.Seeing the scene in front of her, the little girl couldn't believe it: "Xiao Shuai...how could you do such a thing to Brother Ban?!"

I didn't expect you to be such a handsome boy!

She ran away crying.

Xiaoshuai didn't care about any love advice anymore, and hurriedly chased after him: "Wait! Xiaomei!"

"you misunderstood!"

"It's not like this! Listen to me!"

Xiaomei: "I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Senshou Bashirama & Uchiha Madara: I always feel that this scene seems to be similar...

Senju Zhuma ran to find the two children, and Uchiha Madara sat down in the room alone, meditating.

I have to say that although the little boy is very funny, it also provided him with ideas.

That's it for tomorrow.