[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

Mochizuki Baitao turned around and left, not forgetting to considerately close the door for the two of them.

Ignoring Uchiha Madara's Erkang hand.

etc!you misunderstood--

"Go away!" Uchiha Madara kicked Senju Bashira away and pasted it on the opposite wall to make a wall cake!

Then immediately got up and chased out.

"I knocked."

"..."

"I really knocked on the door!"

"...Needless to say this."

The voices of the two came from afar.

Senshou Bashirama grinned, left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg... pulling himself out of the wall one by one.

Spot is still so fierce.

but……

He really cared about that little girl.

I don't know what Uchiha Madara said to the little girl, but the two finally came back together.

"Am I bothering you?"

Qianshou Zhujian heard it, the little girl said this to tease on purpose.

In fact, he felt that he was the one who disturbed...

However, Uchiha Madara looked like he was bound to separate himself from him: "There is no such thing!"

"Excuse me."

Mochizuki Baitao changed her shoes and entered the house.Uchiha Madara also came in, holding her shopping bag, which contained tonight's ingredients and drinks.

"By the way," Baitao took a few steps and turned around, "I asked you to cook the rice with the rice cooker, did you?"

"..." Uchiha Madara paused.

Can he say that Senjujuma is here, panties for a while, loincloth for a while... Has he completely forgotten about it? !

Seeing this, Mochizuki Baitao immediately went to the kitchen!

The tall figure of the ancestor flashed in front of her!

She said angrily, "Why?"

Uchiha Madara: "Go out to eat tonight."

Baitao nuzzled her mouth: "But I have bought all the ingredients."

"..."

"If you don't do it tonight, it's a waste."

"..." Madara Uchiha froze for a few seconds, "Then eat noodles."

Baitao hesitated: "You give me to eat next?"

Madara Uchiha nodded.

Baitao still felt strange: "Didn't we agree to eat before?"

Uchiha Madara poked his neck: "...I suddenly want to eat noodles."

Mochizuki Baitao looked suspicious.

She suddenly looked behind Uchiha Madara, shocked: "Mr. Hashirama, what are you doing?!"

Qianshou Zhujian looked confused.

what am i doing ? ?

I didn't do anything, I just watched you two!

When Uchiha Madara heard the words, he turned his head angrily——

What the hell is that Hashirama guy doing? !

All I saw was an innocent thousand hands with outstretched hands.

……not good!

Turning her head again, Baitao had already rushed to the kitchen.

Finished!

Baitao turned on the rice cooker with lightning speed!

Empty!

Uchiha Madara, who was too late to stop: "..."

"Master Ban, are you a child?" Baitao turned to look at him, "Forget it, forget it, do you need to find so many excuses?"

Uchiha Madara had a sullen face and didn't speak.

Although it doesn't look like it at all, but for some reason, Senshou Zhuma thought of the kind of child who is obediently punished after making a mistake.

Hard-spoken, brave, unconvinced.

It's been a long time since I've seen a beard like this.

Just as Senju Hashirama was about to laugh, Madara Uchiha's murderous Chakra who was standing over there let him go!

Mochizuki Baitao: "What are you doing? Where are you looking? Did you listen to me?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

"Pfft—" Senshou Zhujian couldn't hold back.

I heard that if a big man shows a childish side in front of you, it means that he is really in love with you.

He recalled Madara's attitude towards Baitao before.

Sure enough...

By the window, the dull knocking sound attracted his attention.

A chubby creature cast a large shadow on the windowpane, with the fat on its face crowded together: "Human, open the window quickly!"

"what is this?"

Senju Bashirama craned his neck curiously.

"Do pigs in this world look like this?"

"It's so rude meow!" Teacher Cat jumped in angrily.

He is clearly a noble monster!

"If you're a pig, talk well," Qianshou Zhujian said, "Don't meow like a cat."

Cat teacher:"……"

In addition to Mochizuki Baitao's house, Uchiha Madara's house is also one of the places where Mr. Cat often goes for food.

If you meet Uchiha Madara cooking, you will make a lot of money!

This man looks fierce, but his cooking skills are really good!

When you're unlucky, you can only eat dung balls... Ahhh, it won't eat it, just turn around and leave!

But Teacher Cat miscalculated today.

Senju Bashirama is cooking today.

...It was supposed to be like this.

Until after the bowls and chopsticks were broken, the gas was poisoned, and the smell came out, Teacher Cat's howling came from the kitchen.

"Eggshell! The eggshell fell in!"

"Uh..." Senshou Hashirama sternly said, "Calcium supplementation! Calcium supplementation!"

I can't stand it anymore!

Madara Uchiha strode into the messy kitchen.

"spot……"

"go out!"

Senshou Bashirama was kicked out of the kitchen.

Just meeting Mochizuki Baitao's gaze, "Mr. Hashirama, did you do it on purpose?"

Senjujuma made a "shh" gesture: "Don't tell Madara."

Mr. Madara was fooled too badly by you.

Baitao snorted softly, after all she didn't betray her.

Seeing that her ancestor was going to cook herself, she suddenly became interested, took out an apron and walked into the kitchen, "Master Madara, your clothes will get dirty," shaking off the apron, "wear this."

Uchiha Madara looked at the pink apron covered with little hearts: "..."

To Senju Bashima's surprise, the little girl seemed to have Uchiha Madara's murderous immune system, so she put it on for him with a smile.Madara couldn't move her hands while cooking, so she didn't take off the apron immediately.

... Madara didn't get angry!

Not only that, but it's still wearing it like this!

Although the performance is extremely disgusting.

"Isn't that convenient?"

Baitao's eyes focused on her ancestor's long hair again.

It always hangs down when cutting and washing vegetables.

She took out the hair band neatly, stood behind Uchiha Madara, and made small movements.

"..." Uchiha Madara didn't want to care anymore.

Love whatever.

After the apron, Mochizuki Baitao successfully braided the old ancestor!

And when the other party lifted the lid of the pot to put in the seasoning, he quickly put a pair of glasses on his face!

"...Hey," Uchiha Madara said helplessly, "I can't see clearly."

Mochizuki Baitao looked at the other party wearing a flirty pink apron, braided braids, and eyes covered with white mist, and couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.

Uchiha Madara felt that this guy was more in the way than Hashirama, "You go out too."

"Hey..."

"..." Don't be cute.

It's shameful to be cute.

Senshou Bashirama: Tsk, it means the same thing, Madara's attitude towards him is completely different from her attitude towards the little girl!

And Mochizuki Baitao, like a kitten, circled around Madara, stretching out his paws to scratch the other's trousers from time to time.

When treating him or others, Baitao is not like this, they always treat him in a business-like manner.

Maybe this little girl... isn't completely uninterested in Madara, is she?

After all... as long as you can get along with Uchiha Madara for a long time and open his heart, you can discover his truest side.

And Mochizuki Baitao will listen to Uchiha Madara's words——

of course not!

Not only that, but she went straight to Uchiha Madara, "I heard that if the cook is in a good mood, the food tastes better." She smiled, "Master Madara, laugh?"

Uchiha Madara was expressionless.

Why is it so hard to make this man smile?

Baitao stretched out a finger with his left and right hands, and gestured, "If you don't smile, I will take special measures."

Uchiha Madara glanced at her warningly.

Qianshou Zhujian trembled with fear: This little girl is too courageous!

Saying that, Baitao's finger was getting closer and closer to Uchiha Madara's lips, getting closer...

... Can you poke out two dimples?

Just as she was thinking, Uchiha Madara suddenly bent the corner of her lips at her, smiled very unskillfully, recovered quickly, and then looked at her helplessly, with that look as if saying: "That's fine, don't bother me."

"Yes." Mochizuki Baitao withdrew her hand.

Anyway, she had had enough.

Senshou Bashima saw it and was amazed.

——The eyes of Laozi's immortal body will be blinded by the flash!

He walked over, "Madara," said a little embarrassed, "give me a smile?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

The pot and spoon were directly pinched and deformed!

After that, a fat beating!

Senshou Zhujian was chased and beat half of the detective agency, and was pushed into the soil of the yard like a green onion.

I don't know if a tree will grow in the coming year.

Uchiha Madara patted the ashes on his hands, his eyes indifferent.

Gee.

Is it you who drifted between Senshouzhujian, or I, Uchiha Madara, can't hold the sword anymore? !

Before he could take a few steps, Qianshou Zhujian was revived with full blood.

There is no way, the immortal body is so powerful.

"Madara!" Senju Hashirama chased after him.

No matter how he called, Uchiha Madara ignored him, and his pace accelerated significantly.

Why is this difference in treatment so obvious...

Senshou Bashima understands: This is a Madara who has been trained/taught!

You have changed, you are no longer the Madara I used to know!

He drove straight in: "Blade, do you like white peaches?"

Uchiha Madara's footsteps faltered.

Senshou Zhujian took the opportunity to chase after him.

"..." Uchiha Madara looked at him, in addition to hostility and indifference, there was also a trace of hesitation that was poked.

Qianshou Zhujian's hand that wanted to pat his shoulder was unceremoniously pushed away, and he was not discouraged: "If you need help, just ask."

Quan Na's life and death are uncertain, but I still hope that there will be more bonds around Madara.

Give some strength, big brother!

If this continues, my son can go to the streets to make soy sauce!

Without further ado, if it's a man, go ahead!

Uchiha Madara said with unclear meaning: "Like it?"

Yes, Madara may not know much about this.

Senshou Bashirama Love Class is now open!

Senju Zhuma cleared his throat, "Like, it's just a kind of mood—"

"I want to sleep with her, I want her to give birth to you!"

Uchiha Madara's frozen expression cracked for a moment.

Qianshou Zhujian's gentle smile froze, "...I didn't say that just now."

Uchiha Madara: Nonsense!I still can't hear your voice?

Teacher Cat climbed onto Senju Hashirama's shoulder from behind, "Human, go back and cook, I'm going to starve to death!"

It rolled its eyes at the sight of Qianjuzhuma, "Why, what I just said is wrong?"

"Uh...it's not wrong..."

Teacher Cat looked at Uchiha Madara: "Haven't you thought about it that way?"

"..." Uchiha Madara said, "I didn't."

Teacher Cat is decisive: "I must have been thinking about it just now!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

It just doesn't make sense to reason with these guys.

Senju Bashirama opened her eyes wide, "So Madara really likes that little girl?!"

With Madara's temperament, he neither directly denied nor expressed cold disdain, so it's probably right!

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth.

you guy-

Ganqing was trying to trick me just now!

Sure enough, it was as black as when I was a child!

"Blade, is it true?"

"Do you really like white peaches?"

"Baitao's words are definitely worthy of Uchiha! The elders probably won't say anything, but it's inconvenient to reveal her identity..."

"You probably won't stay here, Baitao doesn't seem to give up her career easily, so it's a little difficult to handle..."

Senshou Zhuma fell into an optimistic life plan alone.

"Madara, will your child have Sharingan? If it's a son, let him and my son become brothers, and if it's a daughter, let's marry each other!"

"I hope that your brother and my children can grow up safely in the village."

"Speaking of which, it's a pity that Mito's son and I don't have the strength of a fairy body, but that big fat boy is quite strong, and he may have inherited the vitality of the Uzumaki clan hahahahaha..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

you are annoying!

There's nothing left to say about the horoscope!

And who promised to ally with you? !

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★ Thanks to "Zero Night", "Sissy Play" baby mine.