[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

you spank me?

How dare you spank my ass? !

Not even my dad ever spanked me!

It is said that a tiger's butt cannot be touched. What is more untouchable than a tiger's butt?

——That's the ancestor's butt!

The black air around Uchiha Madara is visible to the naked eye.

As if sensing that this person was not murderous, Mochizuki Baitao withdrew her hand and hung it by her side, her head slightly lowered, her eyelashes fluttering, as if she was slowly regaining consciousness, and it took two seconds for her to fully wake up.

"I actually fell asleep..."

She murmured in a low voice, clenched her hands into small fists and rubbed her eyes. When she caught a glimpse of Uchiha Madara next to her, she said very naturally: "Morning."

Act like nothing happened.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Early...early fart!

Do you know what shocking thing you just did? !

The energy in the little girl's daze was really unrestrained, even if the ancestor reacted as quickly as lightning, he would never have thought that anyone would be beaten if he was unguarded, his ass is still... forget it.

Uchiha Madara squeezed out from between his teeth: "It's getting late."

Hearing this, Mochizuki Baitao glanced at the clock on the wall, "It's over..."

Uchiha Madara had a panoramic view of her anxious appearance, feeling so angry that she wanted to laugh and helpless.

I never saw you so flustered when you spanked my ass just now.

——Who gave you the courage to think that the consequences of being late for work are more serious than a smeared buttock? !

"Ah yes."

Bai Tao took out a beautiful box from the bookcase, unpacked it, and inside were two very realistic rose-shaped chocolates wrapped in crystal shells.

This chocolate tastes good, and the price is extremely expensive.

"I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose just now." Mochizuki Baitao took out one and presented it to Uchiha Madara as if offering a treasure, with sparkling eyes, "I'll pay you a candy, don't be angry."

Uchiha Madara was expressionless: "I'm not angry."

"You may not believe it when you say it, but the hand moves it by itself."

Baitao said quietly: "Speaking of which, when I washed my hair last night, I counted and lost ten hairs. Master Ban, do you know what happened?"

After being caught by eagles for so long, I only lost ten hairs...is that not bad?

Uchiha Madara: "..."

It can be seen that the little girl deliberately used this to suppress him.

Although he thinks this is more likely caused by staying up late...

"Okay, Mr. Madara has a lot, so he won't bother me."

Baitao stuffed the chocolate into his hand, suddenly seemed to think of something, stared at the pair of black pupils that couldn't see any emotion, and asked cautiously and curiously: "Has anyone... ever hit you like this before?"

Dare to mention it?

Do you want to dance?

Uchiha Madara sneered.

"Ha ha."

Mochizuki Baitao shrank her neck, pretended to be scared, and slipped to the door like the wind, "I'm going out."

The door is closed.

The room returned to silence.

Madara Uchiha leaned against the desk in the study, his dark eyes were heavy, all kinds of emotions were surging, and finally turned into helplessness.

He felt that since he came to this world, his temper was really good.

If Hashirama did something like this...

He definitely beat Hashirama to death!Press it on the ground and rub it!

Uchiha Madara looked at the thing in his hand.

Chocolate roses in full bloom.

He remembered what nickname people in this world had given him... Battlefield Rose?

What a group of guys who are not afraid of death.

Same as white peach.

Thinking about it, Madara Uchiha unpacked it, and when he brought it closer to his mouth, he smelled the aroma of chocolate, sweet with a hint of subtle bitterness.

He hasn't seen this kind of food in his world...but it's sweet, and he likes it.

What emotions, together with the chocolate, melted in the mouth.

***

Earlier, thanks to the information Mochizuki Baitao got back, the Armed Detective Agency successfully eradicated this fearless organization that came to Yokohama to cause trouble, and the follow-up incident also came to an end today.

Mochizuki Baitao rummaged around, and finally sat down on the office chair in frustration, slumped back, with her right hand resting on her forehead.

"I actually made such a mistake..."

I actually forgot to bring the report I sorted out almost all night last night.

Too hasty to go out this morning.

Although it is perfectly fine for her to report directly orally, the president had previously ordered her to submit a paper report.

"What's wrong?" Kunikida Doppo asked next to him.

"It's nothing." Baitao pretended nothing happened.

She couldn't forget Mr. Kunikida's serious expression when he arrived this morning: "Mochizuki Baimo, you are 1 minute and 05 seconds late today."

Why don't you talk about that dazai who is not online all the year round? !

This is the difference between social treasures and social animals...

But Doppo's thoughts in Kunikida were not like that, on the contrary, it was precisely because he had high hopes for Mochizuki White Peach that he was strict with her——

Look who the detective agency is!

Edogawa Ranpo who eats snacks, Yosano Akiko who uses big swords, kisses me, my Tanizaki brothers and sisters in broad daylight...all of them are lazy and slack, without discipline!

Only Baitao can abide by his schedule, and even do it more perfectly than him!

Learn from my classmate Baitao!

Dazai?You mean that dazai who is so lazy?

Kunikida smiled slightly.

He had given up all hope of this mud.

Therefore, if you let Mr. Kunikida know that she didn't even bring the report, you will definitely be reprimanded by the old lady for more than an hour!

Fortunately, there is still a while before the meeting starts, but it is impossible to ask for leave under the nose of Mr. Kunikida.After thinking about it, Baitao stretched out her magic claws to the mobile phone lying quietly on the table.

grandpa...

Madara...

Uncle Madara...

Please do me a favor.

With the speed of a ninja, it shouldn't take long to send the report from home.

But would the ancestors be willing to condescend to do this?

Especially, she called someone in the morning.

Tsk, that feel...

Stop!

Mochizuki Baitao pinched the phone, feeling a battle between heaven and man, Kunikida's warning "Don't play with your phone at work" has already been sent over.She took a deep breath and quietly dialed the phone.

Beep, beep.

The waiting time seemed to be stretched infinitely.

Just when Baitao thought that the other party would not answer, the phone rang suddenly, and the man's cold voice came from over there: "...Hello?"

Uchiha Madara's voice was originally deep and pleasant, but after such an electromagnetic conversion, it became extraordinarily magnetic and seductive.

The so-called ear pregnancy is nothing more than that.

What's more, Mochizuki Baitao's cell phone was still attached to her ear, and the voice seemed to be very close at hand, just like a man leaning down and whispering ambiguously to his ear.

……

Mochizuki Baitao gathered herself together, and said softly, "Master Ban."

The other party replied: "Yes."

Prior to this, Uchiha Madara was standing on the balcony, ready to release the eagle, and wanted to appreciate the majestic appearance of this guy soaring in the blue sky.

Suddenly, a loud and domineering ringtone rang——

[I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest! 】

[I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest! ! 】

[I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest! ! ! 】

One sound, one sound after another, deafening!

Uchiha Madara shook his hand.

Eagle didn't expect the owner to play cards so unreasonably. Before he was ready to take off, he was thrown out suddenly and almost fell down.

...is simply a disgrace to the eagle.

Uchiha Madara was so angry that he vomited blood!

What is this sound? !

He burst out at the crossroads of his forehead, and twisted his face to find the source of the sound.

Shame! ! !

It turned out that the voice came from the small black square that Baitao had bought for him earlier.

Mobile phone.

this fucking...

What did Mochizuki Baitao do? !

Alarm clock? !Timed music? !

... I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the most skinny.

Baitao had never called him before, and his ancestor hadn't played with it much, so he wanted to ignore it, but then thought of another possibility.

phone.

And will call him, only that person.

Uchiha Madara picked up the phone.

Only contacts are displayed on the screen.

--Caller ID.

——White Peach Mochizuki.

Uchiha Madara answered the phone with one hand, and picked up the teacup with the other, ready to drink water.

He seemed careless, but he was listening intently to what was going on over there.

A girl's weak voice came: "Help..."

Uchiha Madara paused, and the hand holding the teacup hung in the air like that, and after about two or three seconds, he put it back heavily.

"Where are you?"

"Armed Detective Agency. My..."

click.

The phone hangs up.

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★Thanks to "Xia Ying" and "Xi Jiu" for their mines.