[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

The message beep sounds.

Uchiha spots open.

"portrait?"

It is between the columns.

But it didn't look like it, he was older than the Hashirama he knew, about 50 or [-] years old, with strange cracks on his face, only the silly smile remained the same as before.

Laughing, showing a row of big white teeth, behind a glittering gold background, and beside him is a little blond girl counting money, smiling very sinisterly.The corners of Hashirama's mouth twitched, and the corners of his forehead were still dripping with cold sweat suspiciously.

It was just like the expression he saw on the other side of the street when Hashirama, who lost to nothing but his pants, was captured by Senshou Fumama from the casino.

Uchiha Madara took the phone away in disgust.

He saw a row of small print below the picture.

[Young man, are you gambling? 】

Don't bet, get out.

next.

Standing awe-inspiring among the thousand-handed pillars is the wooden Buddha.Seeing the wooden Buddha, Uchiha Madara's eyes flashed a dark light, and he had also experienced the wooden Buddha in the pillars a few days ago.

This guy is getting better and better.

The small print below: [Young man, do you believe in Buddhism? 】

If you don't believe me, get out.

Next one.

Senju Bashirama was wearing a white imperial robe that he had never seen before, with a warm smile, which seemed stupid to Uchiha Madara.

[There was another one like me, who died later. 】

The one as powerful as Hashirama is still dead, who is it?

There is such a powerful person, it is impossible for him not to know.

Uchiha Madara thought about it casually, but he couldn't think of anyone except Sage of Six Paths.

The next two:

【younger brother?nonexistent!If you are scared, you will be discouraged. 】

【younger brother?Isn't it just for cheating? ! 】

Uchiha Madara sneered.

Speaking of his younger brother, he thought of Qianshoubeijian, that nasty guy who seriously injured Quan Nai!

The phone was held in his palm, and the edge made a fragile groan.

Baitao: Not good!The phone tends to explode!

Fortunately, Uchiha Madara let go of his hand just before the pinch exploded.

"Hashirama has always cared about Tohima." He didn't want to justify Hashirama's name, let alone pity Senshou Higama, who he hated the most, but just stated the facts.

"Protecting my brother, he did it," Uchiha Madara said lightly, "But I..."

The second half of the sentence dissipated in the air.

The light slanted over, Uchiha Madara buried half of his face in the shadow, his expression was dim.

Silent night.

This man sitting alone on the sofa, obviously very imposing, but it makes people feel extraordinarily lonely.

Mochizuki Baitao heard his self-blame in the deepest part of his words.

For a while, neither of them spoke.

Baitao poured hot water into his cold teacup, and said, "Quanna will be fine."

Uchiha Madara glanced at her.

Baitao smiled, "There is still a chance, isn't there?"

Uchiha Madara laughed at himself lightly, and after adjusting his mood, he shook his phone: "Is there any more?"

Mochizuki Baitao took two seconds to realize that the ancestor was talking about the Qianshouzhujian emoji.

Damn, the ancestors are actually interested in this stuff!

Baitao tried her best to search for her few emoticons on the phone.

This is what she saw by accident when she checked Uchiha Madara's information before, and she thought it was interesting and saved it.

... Is it more appropriate to find middle-aged and elderly emoticons for the ancestors?

Baitao looked at the picture on the phone interface, hesitated for a moment, and sent it to the old ancestor——

[Susa?Isn't this fucking plastic shell that glows! 】

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Uchiha Madara let out a sneer.

Uchiha Madara Battle Intent MAX!

Sure enough, it is very useful to use inter-column taunts to motivate the ancestors!Doesn't this immediately come out of the shadow of "brother is going to die"!

Mochizuki Baitao praised her wit!

Although this move is suspected of repeatedly testing the edge of the ancestor's hairy...

[In the eyes of the Ninja God, you Uchihas are scumbags! 】

[I'm going to fuck—Madara! 】

[Catching Nine Tails is pinching a chick! 】

[Tail beasts dare to give away, even I am afraid to say it. 】

Uchiha Madara: Hehe.

He enjoyed watching it, and Baitao was willing to send it to him.After all, since arriving here, Uchiha Madara has always been preoccupied. If possible, she is still very happy to make her ancestors happy.

The result said: Don't be skinny!

Flip over.

Uchiha Madara, who was looking at the phone, was suddenly startled, and let out an inexplicable sound: "...Huh?"

He seemed to see... himself?

Mochizuki Baitao looked down at her mobile phone, and her whole body was petrified.

She didn't pay attention, and sent out the Uchiha Madara emoticon pack! ! !

On the screen, the soil is stained with red/naked upper body, looking up to the sky and laughing, and it can even make people think of the magical dubbing at that time. The whole body is shaking with excitement, and the fairy face on the chest has a Buddha-like face.

【Hashirama and I both laughed. 】

Baitao frantically pressed the phone.

Withdraw immediately!

But the ancestor had already seen it, and said coldly, "What was that just now?"

Mochizuki Baitao showed him the phone interface that had withdrawn the message, and sneered: "There is nothing..."

Uchiha Madara wanted to snatch it, but Baitao immediately hid the phone behind her back!

Uchiha Madara got up, stood between the sofa and the coffee table, showed the majesty of the patriarch, and looked down at her from above.

Baitao sat cross-legged on the single sofa, with her mouth puckered, huddled up pitifully, and even took Teacher Cat's pillow to block her in front of her, in an attempt to isolate herself from the powerful pressure from her ancestors!

It's like a husband whose wife checks his phone.

Uchiha Madara was angry and funny.

Senshouzhujian can't stop him, it's useless for you to hug a pillow!

The atmosphere was deadlocked.

Mochizuki Baitao showed two big black eyes from above the pillow, blinked, stared up at him, trying to emit a "weak, pitiful and helpless" light.

Mr. Madara will definitely soften his heart.

"..." Madara Uchiha twitched his eyebrows.

"Any more?" he asked.

Baitao wanted to shake her head wildly and say no, but under the cold gaze of her ancestor, she changed her words weakly: "There are a few more, not many! Just a few!"

Uchiha Madara turned around, "You send it yourself."

Mochizuki Baitao bared her teeth and made a face at him.

Uchiha Madara turned his head.

Bai Tao turned into a smiling face in seconds.

The corners of the mouth twitched unnaturally.

Ancestor, does your Sharingan also have the function of rolling eyes? !

Uchiha Madara returned to the sofa and sat down, casting a strong glance.

……All right.

Just post it, what's the big deal.

Baitao slowly took out her phone, basically when Uchiha Madara threatened her, she would make a face where the other party couldn't see, and send a picture.Be fierce again, post another...

Why do you pinch it like squeezing water from a sponge?

And the emoticons she sent were basically praising her ancestors for being cool and domineering.

Otherwise, I don't know whether the ancestors will be pissed off first, or those emoji lovers will be picked out by the ancestors and beaten to death one by one.

Cherish life and stay away from ancestors.

[The statues of the two ancestors in Ending Valley compare their middle fingers.jpg]

[In my eyes, Uchiha Madara, Kyuubi is Erha! 】

【Love, I want to tattoo you on my chest! 】

Tattooed on the chest?

Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, "People here, do you tattoo whoever you love on your chest?"

He assured himself that he had never done such a thing.Was it drawn by people from this world?

Mochizuki Baitao: "..."

How to tell the ancestors this cruel truth!

——The people here basically don’t love anyone and don’t get tattoos on their chests. This is what you did yourself!

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★Cryingly begging the babies for a wave of collections, please~

★Thanks to "Xia Ying" baby mine.