[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

In recent days, there have been many chaotic incidents on the world line in Yokohama.

Many two-dimensional gods and goddesses parachuted into Yokohama, and were sexually harassed by fans to varying degrees, which led to social turmoil, and the gods and goddesses were also seriously injured physically and mentally.

"Er Zhuzi, why did you pull up your clothes?! It doesn't matter if Orochimaru fed you fat, Dad loves you!"

"Master Sesshomaru's face, please let me kneel and lick it!"

"Did you see the streaking Kachan? It is said that his black vest was torn, and everyone is busy picking up the pieces."

"Whoa, when will my male god arrive!"

The reason behind the incident has not yet been ascertained.The relevant department asked the fans, but the fans looked righteous: "This is the power of faith!"

God finally favored them!

Relevant department: ...Fucking nonsense.

There is a pair of symbolic consulates in Yokohama, and the higher-ups suspect that they did it.Mochizuki Baitao stared at the command "Go and get someone back", and was stunned for a second, then calmly turned off the computer and went out.

Has the organization finally started caring about the private lives of its subordinates?

What she never expected was that she would bring back an old ancestor.

The super fierce kind.

***

Yokohama is a symbolic consulate.

"Ah... I feel like my body has been hollowed out." The boss leaned behind the counter and asked the overwhelmed clerk, "How many people did I make today?"

"Report to the boss—" Miao became unsure, "I haven't counted yet..."

"What's the use of you!"

Xiaoer persuaded: "Boss, it's snowing heavily today, so there probably won't be any guests coming, why don't you rest?"

"What do you know?" The boss yelled, "Except for Valentine's Day, we only count on these two days to live!"

"What you have taught is..."

Xiao Er quickly slipped back to the shop and counted the heads.The back of the store is full of spring scenery, and there are many handsome men and beauties standing in a row, including wolf dogs, milk dogs, sunny golden retrievers, and rich styles for you to choose from.

Don't get me wrong, they're serious business.

It's not nearly New Year's Eve, have the three aunts and six wives started bombing again?

This is the ability of the shopkeeper of the conquest office, fake people, and the time limit is up to three days, but it is enough to solve the urgent need.

To put it simply, it is renting out boyfriend and girlfriend.

The shop owner made hundreds of people in one breath last night.

Xiaoer held a pen and paper, counting dizzyingly.

He's not afraid of kidney deficiency.

***

Uchiha Madara felt that something was wrong.

Quan Nai was seriously injured by Senshou Feijian, and his life was dying. He stayed up all night with a medical ninja for treatment.

All the handsome men and women in the room cast their gazes on him.

"Hey, the newcomer made by the shopkeeper?"

"Wolfdog type, will there be guests picking him?"

The clerk walked past him without even looking at him, with the buttock of a pen on his forehead: "No. 250."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

outside.

Crack, crack, the sound of footsteps coming from the snow came from far and near, and stopped outside the door.The door curtain was lifted, and the boss's eyes lit up: "Welcome!"

beauty!

Mochizuki Baitao responded lightly, patted Can Xue on the shoulder, and sat down outside the counter.

The boss approached affectionately: "Are you urged by your family?"

"..."

"Oh, it's all like this now, those who don't have a partner urge a partner, those who have a partner urge to get married, those who get married urge a child, and those who have a child urge a second child... urge woolen hair," the boss said carefully, "But, I see you, It's not like the type that can't find the object..."

Baitao didn't want to talk too much about it: "Let me see the contract."

While she was looking at the contract, the boss winked at the clerk.

Xiao Er understood, and walked to the back of the store: "There is a customer coming!"

Uchiha Madara, who has been using perception to investigate, opened his eyes——

Not illusion.

Looking at the attire, these people don't look like ninjas, and they don't have chakra on them.What's more terrible is that the previous hard fight and continuous night, coupled with the impact of time travel, his body was extremely tired, and the majestic chakra could not exert a single bit.

Let's just wait and see.

Someone asked: "Are you here to pick girls or guys?"

Clerk: "Man."

The girls were stupefied for a moment, and the men were in high spirits.

The clerk waved to them: "Come out."

"No. 250, why are you still standing there?" The guy next to him slapped him on the back boldly, "Pick up the customer, brother die!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Take your head!

What the hell is this place!Flower Street? !

He followed the crowd to the front hall.The man who looked like the owner of the store introduced them one by one as if they were introducing products, "Although they were created with supernatural powers," the boss said with a look of understanding, "but the bed is completely fine!"

The woman next to him frowned, her eyes drooped, as if she was still thinking about something.

The boss tried his best to sell: "The guarantee is good!"

"..."

"Seven times in one night is no problem!"

"...Enough!" Baitao was walking in front of Uchiha Madara, unable to stand the shopkeeper's chatter, "Just him."

After finishing speaking, she turned around and went back to the counter, leaving behind the shopkeeper with a dazed expression.

Guest officer, you don't seem to even pay attention to your appearance...

Now all you need to find a partner is a man...

Sign the contract, swipe the card.After finishing smoothly, Mochizuki Baitao led Uchiha Madara away.

The second after the two figures disappeared, the boss's smile disappeared immediately, and he looked at the clerk in confusion: "Did I make that person???"

"If you don't know me, I don't even know..."

……

Uchiha Madara felt that things were even more wrong.

Traveling through inexplicably, he was led away by a strange woman for no reason. After undergoing a series of inspections with cold instruments, the other party waved him and said you can get out.

Is this place so capricious in finding a partner?

The woman was wearing burgundy over-the-knee boots, which were tightly bound, making her legs appear thin and straight, and her back gradually drifting away.

But this is a good thing for Uchiha Madara.He needed to find out what was going on, and—find a way to get back.

Quanna... Uchiha is still waiting for him.

On the side of the road, rows of iron pillars that glowed without Thunder Tunnel, and large iron blocks that ran faster than ninjas made him extremely vigilant.

Uchiha Madara's figure flashed and disappeared in the bustling streets of Yokohama.

three days later.

Uchiha Madara's journey of exploration in the real world alone did not go well.

This is a modern metropolis in the 21st century, completely different from the forest village he lived in.

He sat down in the depths of the alley, leaned against the cold wall, closed his eyes and rested.

During the past three days, Mochizuki Baimo was also looking for Uchiha Madara.

The data with a height of 179cm, a weight of 71.3kg, and measurements of XX, even accurate to somewhere XXcm, told her that the other party was a real person—a living, 27-year-old adult man!

Miss sister, congratulations, you have won the lottery!

"What's going on, aren't you a supernatural person?" Mochizuki Baitao paced back and forth, murmuring in confusion.

There is a difference between supernatural fakes and real people, which can be obtained through detailed data analysis.

Those gods and goddesses who have time traveled are also real people. Could it be that they are really behind the scenes of the symbolic leader, and it is actually a cover to say that they created people with supernatural powers?

Did this person travel through time and accidentally arrive at the conscription office?

They got along with each other only for an hour, Mochizuki Baitao actually didn't pay much attention to Madara's appearance, but she was deeply impressed by his strangeness and hostility towards this world, like a wild wolf who accidentally broke into the enemy's camp.

After reporting the analysis results, Mochizuki Baitao went out to buy a cake and went to the alley to feed the wild cats.

At the end of December, it was freezing cold, and the stray cats without food or drink were very pitiful.

The stray cats in the alley were all cooked by her, and they gathered at her feet meowing.Baitao put the bought cat food in a clean place, and said softly, "Enough, eat slowly, and I'll feed you tomorrow."

The usually enthusiastic cats only squatted around the periphery this time, sensing her sight, they walked deep into the alley, and kept looking back at her.

Is there anything in there?

Baitao followed lightly.

There was—a man.

In the ice and snow, he sat against the wall, his eyelids closed, his head drooping slightly, thick bangs and a high collar blocked most of his face, only a little skin was exposed, as pale as the surrounding snow.

A few stray cats gathered around him, sniffing and rubbing against each other.

Isn't this the person she was looking for?

"Quenna...Hashirama..." A low murmur escaped from his lips.

There is always an inexplicable sense of familiarity.Mochizuki Baitao's heart twitched slightly.

I don't know if the other party is asleep or in a coma. In short, it's not an option to stay in the ice and snow wearing such thin clothes.She approached slowly, squatted down, trying to wake him up, but suddenly found that she didn't even know his name.

I just remember what the store manager called him: "Wake up, that, number 250...?"

Uchiha Madara suddenly opened his eyes!

In the darkness, Mochizuki Baitao saw a pair of scarlet eyes, bursting out with terrifying murderous aura!She was startled and narrowly avoided the opponent's blow.

So strong!

Uchiha Madara's attack was accompanied by bursts of piercing sounds, extremely fierce.

A ninja's instinctive reaction.Even if you are unconscious, you will wake up quickly.What's more, in this strange world, it is impossible for Uchiha Madara to rest peacefully.

She can't beat this man.

After realizing this, Mochizuki Baitao reached behind her with one hand, trying to touch the pistol/gun hidden in her waist, but Uchiha Madara found it.He grabbed the woman's slender white wrist mercilessly, and twisted it back hard, showing an obvious twisted arc.

"Who are you?" Uchiha Madara completely suppressed her, and there was a hint of hoarseness in his deep voice.

"..." Mochizuki Baitao subconsciously looked towards the source of the voice.

it hurts……

The wrist was probably broken, and physiological tears gushed out uncontrollably.

Looking at the tearful eyes of the other party, Uchiha Madara was shocked.

Baitao also realized something, quickly turned her head and closed her eyes.

it's over, it's over...

It's too late.

This is the ability she borrowed some time ago: "Attracting bees and attracting butterflies", which can make people with the ability fall in love with her uncontrollably.Even if the other party is clear-headed, they will be affected by supernatural powers, causing various love reactions such as jealousy and possessiveness.

The medium for the ability to trigger is tears.

Abbreviation: Are you afraid of loving me?

"I have no malice," Mochizuki Baitao knew that appeasing the other party is the most important thing now, so she stopped struggling and explained directly, "This is Yokohama, and I am from this world. You, you came from another world, right?"

Uchiha Madara imprisoned her hands loosely, paused for a moment, and then completely let go.

"Do you know what's going on?" he asked, "Also, what happened just now?"

He couldn't figure it out, even though he was a stranger who had made him extremely wary just now, it seemed...it didn't seem so unpleasant to his eyes.

Even recalling the rough act of twisting off the opponent's wrist just now, he felt a strange feeling... Guilt and distress.

Uchiha Madara frowned.

what's the situation? ? ?

Mochizuki Baitao took a deep breath and made sufficient mental preparations before telling the other party about the supernatural power.

"..." Uchiha Madara closed his eyes, ready to collapse the character.

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★ Future.

Baitao: "What about seven times a night?! I want to return it!"

Madara: "...Woman, you are lighting a fire."

Then, Madara personally proved what seven times a night is.

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